Lu Dongyang only felt that he had crashed into the crack in the door, and squeezed in through the crack like plasticine.

Damn, what's the situation?

As soon as he saw a flower, he found that he had entered a festively decorated wedding scene, with men and women standing everywhere, dressed ancient and modern, and a small band playing, which was a combination of Western music and Chinese ancient music, and his brain was a little insufficient for a while.

What the? Isn't this a morgue? Why are you still partying?

For a moment, he seriously doubted that the girl with makeup had found someone to cosplay!

The system reminds you: "You can use the Sky Eye skill to inspect." Proficient in the use of the 'Sky Eye' skill can open the recognition and search engine of the system, which is convenient for solving the problem of host tasks. ”

It turns out that Tianyan is the search engine of the system, or intelligent recognition!

Lu Dongyang looked at the person who dragged him in, he was actually a thin bamboo pole, dressed as a waiter, and he was looking himself up and down.

"New here?"

Lu Dongyang was a little confused, "Well, it's been two days since I came." ”

The thin bamboo pole patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's really a coincidence, today is the day of our tiger brother's godson's big day, you just came, just in time to worship the dock." ”

Lu Dongyang looked at the thin bamboo pole, and the holographic projection of the eye of the sky was instantly scanned: "First-level ghosts, starving ghosts, the harm index is 5\/100, and the general poor people are starved to death and resentful;

The method of prevention, because it is a poor family, the heart is generally very good, as long as it is done according to its words, there will be no danger to life. ”

Lu Dongyang saw that his hairs stood on end.

Oh my God, what's going on, how can there be ghosts?

Hungry ghosts!

When I thought that I had just been squeezed in through the crack in the door, did I become a ghost too?

It must be the system's troublemaker.

"What's the matter, boy, you look shriveled like you, can't you be a starving ghost too?"

Lu Dongyang hurriedly denied: "No, no, no! I am, I'm a pervert! ”

The starving ghost looked at him twice, then quickly pulled him over and whispered, "Are you really a fucking pervert?" ”

"Yes, yes!"

Lu Dongyang has become a ghost no matter how he is, and now he just wants to hurry up and complete the task.

He looked around and found that the original corpses were now tables, but under the recognition of the eye of the sky, he learned that they were all transformed by ghost power.

The Hungry Ghost is naturally kind: "What are you kid looking at?" Tell you, although you are a pervert, you have to pay attention, that kid is a sycophant, just one day after coming, he is very good at patting Brother Tiger's ass, and as soon as Brother Tiger is happy, he accepts him as a godson. ”

"Oh, big brother, I'll ask you about something."

"You say, don't say anything else, I've been in this crematorium for some years, and there's nothing I don't know about big and small things."

Lu Dongyang thought about it, and simply knew that he knew his own enemy, and this matter would definitely be difficult to handle today.

"I want to ask, are you ghosts the ones lying in the crematorium?"

When the starving ghost heard this, his face turned gloomy and said: "Where are we people so good, this was a mass grave before, we were all buried indiscriminately, Brother Tiger is the most powerful, he has been covering me, so all the ghosts around him came to worship the dock and be a little brother." ”

"What about others?"

"People?"

"Oh, I'm not used to it, I mean what the hell is going on!"

"That's nothing to say, righteousness, quite deserved, not to help relatives."

"Isn't that unreasonable?"

"Then how can it be, Brother Hu said, we are all a ghost, the same kiss."

Lu Dongyang was a little confused, "Then why are you all gathered in the crematorium?" ”

The starving ghost said: "The crematorium has the strongest ghostly atmosphere, it is the best place for us to survive, and this is the hall of Brother Hu, so we are naturally here." ”

Lu Dongyang was surprised: "Then you have been here all along?" ”

"That's right! This morgue is where we usually have parties and banquets. ”

Lu Dongyang said: "Is it because of the dead here?" ”

"By the way, you kid is quite clever, and the ghost in the morgue is the strongest."

As soon as Lu Dongyang heard this, he knew that he was about to ask the point, so he hurriedly said, "Then do you know who the ghost of the No. 3 corpse was before?" ”

The starving ghost looked at him strangely: "What are you asking him for?" ”

Lu Dongyang hurriedly lied: "What's that, I'll just ask casually, I just feel that the feng shui of that corpse is good!" ”

The starving ghost thought deeply and said: "Don't say it, your kid's eyes are really poisonous, if you don't say that kid is lucky, he can make Brother Tiger recognize his godson just after he came, isn't it because his corpse is good in feng shui!" ”

When Lu Dongyang heard this, his eyes lit up, "He is Brother Tiger's godson?" ”

"yes, look, it's the one, the one in the white suit!"

Lu Dongyang followed the starving ghost's point, and suddenly saw the two people in the crowd, the white suit looked very similar to Wu Jian, and he was the kind of person Lu Dongyang hated the most. With a smile on his face, he looks like a pug.

And the other one is different, he is holding a cigar at the moment, looking like the God of Gamblers played by Fa Ge, with an extraordinary bearing and graceful demeanor.

Suddenly, he remembered something, since the ghosts are all here, is Su Lingling also there?

He hurriedly asked, "By the way, big brother, where did the female ghost of the 23rd corpse go?" ”

"What are you looking for her? Is her feng shui good? ”

Lu Dongyang smiled dryly: "No, I feel that the position is a bad position, and it is estimated that she is an unlucky ghost." ”

"Oh, God, you're really not simple, that's really unlucky."

Lu Dongyang was anxious when he heard this: "What's wrong with her?" ”

"She didn't do much, it's just that the sycophant is going to marry this unlucky ghost today, her name is Su Lingling."

Lu Dongyang suddenly felt awkward in his heart, and he felt that his cabbage had been arched.

His grandmother's, Lao Tzu's territory, how can he still tolerate other bastards to go wild.

Bah! How to scold yourself in a hurry!

What a sycophant, I'll give you a cremation later!

The starving ghost suddenly grabbed Lu Dongyang and said excitedly: "Brother, you are really a god, come, I will quickly introduce you to Brother Hu, you will be developed in the future, but you will cover me!" ”

Lu Dongyang thought about it, and then said: "Everyone is a brother, big brother, you will see the outside!" ”

The starving ghost gave him a "you are very good" color, and then brought him to Brother Hu, who looked at Lu Dongyang.

"This is a little eyed, skinny, who is this?"

The starving ghost hurriedly said: "Brother Tiger, this is a newcomer, it's my good brother, called-" He turned around and asked Lu Dongyang, "What's your name?" ”

Lu Dongyang's head was big for a while, this starving ghost didn't have a long brain, so he hurriedly laughed and said: "I've seen Brother Tiger, my name is Lu Dongyang, my eldest brother is a noble man who forgets things." ”

Brother Hu looked at him, with a hint of approval in his eyes, "Yes, it's a talent, you can follow me in the future." ”

Lu Dongyang said: "Thank you, Brother Tiger!" Then he glanced at the sycophant, and pretended to ask casually: "Brother Tiger, I heard that you have a happy event tonight?" ”

Brother Hu took a puff of his cigar and said, "Haha, my newly adopted godson is newly married, you just came to have a drink together, and you will be at the same table with me for a while." ”

Lu Dongyang smiled all over his face: "It turned out to be a virtuous nephew who was overjoyed, you said that this is mine, and the uncle didn't bring a congratulatory gift." ”

Brother Tiger's face stiffened a little when he heard this, and the corners of the sycophant on the side twitched, Rao is that he will pat the sycophants again, and he can't stand others riding on his head and.

But the sycophant is really not ordinary, he smiled: "I don't need my uncle to break the bank, I just hope that you will take care of your little nephew more in the future when you become an uncle." ”

When Lu Dongyang heard it, he was a werewolf! I still want to settle accounts after the autumn, and I will cremate you tonight!

The starving ghost grabbed the words and said: "Then you can rest assured, my brother is amazing, he just saw that your previous corpse was good in feng shui, and your daughter-in-law who had not passed the door, he knew at a glance that it was a bad position, and said that it was going to be unlucky, you see, didn't it all hit it!" ”

His words made the faces of the people on the field green, especially the sycophants, who gritted his teeth and was about to have a seizure.

At this moment, the master of ceremonies spoke: "The auspicious time has arrived, and the wedding will begin." ”

The Hungry Ghost said excitedly, "It's finally started, I'm dying of hunger!" ”

Lu Dongyang's mind was racing, and he hurriedly asked the system, "Tell me how to cremate that bastard in a while." ”