System: "Ghosts are born of resentment, as long as the host can stimulate the resentment of the ghost and make it lose the power to resist, the system can detect enough resentment through the host, and the crematorium program can be opened and cremated." ”

"Enough resentment? You mean, let me off the sycophants? ”

System: "And make it lose the power to resist." ”

"I'm disabled, but I can't be subdued, right?"

System: "Congratulations to the host, you've learned to answer." ”

Lu Dongyang's face was black: "You can praise it, can you not use Uncle Benshan's voice." ”

After doing it for a long time, it turned out that the cremation task was to cremate the ghosts, which was a novelty.

At this time, he had already entered the table with Brother Hu, and Brother Hu asked a female ghost on the side, "Where is Madame?" ”

"Madame said she was going to the toilet, she should be here soon!"

As he was talking, a fair woman wearing a cheongsam and about to drive to the squeaky nest walked this way. She covered her face with a paper fan, revealing only a pair of amorous eyes, twisting her waist, wave after wave, wave after wave, wave after set.

Brother Tiger got up to greet him, and the two came over together.

Lu Dongyang's eyes straightened, and the starving ghost on the side hurriedly kicked him, "Boy, don't look around, that's Brother Tiger's, it's Sister-in-law." ”

"Foxy sister-in-law?"

The starving ghost hurriedly said: "Don't make a fuss about you kid, my brother knows that you are a pervert, but don't look for death!" ”

Lu Dongyang hurriedly swallowed his saliva and said, "Don't worry, how can I!" ”

But this scene was seen by the sycophants on the side, he sneered at Lu Dongyang, his eyes rolled straight, and he didn't know what to think of.

Lu Dongyang also looked at him, his teeth were itching, damn, time was running out, if he didn't hurry up, he was really going to blow himself up.

The system reminds you: "There are 18 minutes and 36 seconds left before the self-detonation time." ”

I'll go, what are you doing with this, Lao Tzu knows!

Brother Hu came over with a fox, "Dongyang, come, let me introduce you, this is your sister-in-law." ”

Lu Dongyang hurriedly got up and said, "Hello sister-in-law." ”

When Fox Mei saw him, she was obviously stunned for a moment, and then covered up: "This brother is new, right?" ”

Lu Dongyang hurriedly poured wine for Hu Mei and Brother Hu, and said with a smile: "Yes, I just arrived tonight, and I will ask my sister-in-law to take care of me in the future." ”

Hu Mei finally put down the fan, revealing an extremely useless face, she smiled, "Follow Brother Hu, your benefits are indispensable." ”

At this time, the master of ceremonies said on the stage: "Leaders, guests, relatives and friends, friends, good evening!" ”

The scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone turned their attention to this dignified man, who was today's master of ceremonies.

"Waiting is a kind of beauty, waiting is also a kind of trust, and then today's groom told me that waiting is more of a kind of persistence, today he can finally marry her, she can finally put on the wedding dress and be his bride, they can finally join hands and walk on this stage together, towards marriage, into the family. However, I want to tell you that they are still a little nervous right now, and if you can, please relax for them with your applause, okay? ”

I'll go, what kind of fairy music, how is Zhu Bajie carrying his daughter-in-law? It's still an electronic version!

Lu Dongyang felt that his knowledge was too shallow, and he looked around to find Su Lingling.

With the music of the small band, the anger began to burn up, the lights began to go out, and the surroundings fell into darkness.

"Let's invite our most beautiful woman tonight, our bride, Miss Su Lingling!"

With a beam of chasing light, Lu Dongyang immediately saw Su Lingling in a wedding dress.

That's right, it's her. Although he wore makeup and a white wedding dress, his appearance was exactly the same as the WeChat avatar of "waiting alone".

Su Lingling is a very beautiful girl, and her temperament as a female ghost at the moment looks like Nie Xiaoqian, gorgeous but not cheesy. But her face was sad, and she couldn't see half of the joy at all, and she looked pitiful to me.

Sure enough, just like Lu Dongyang thought, Su Lingling was forced.

The sycophant looked like a little ghost, and he laughed: "My Lingling, I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you, and now you have finally become mine!" ”

Su Lingling came to the stage at this time, but she was reluctant to go over and was far away from the sycophants.

She suddenly ripped off the white veil on her head, and Pear Blossom said with rain: "I won't marry!" I won't marry you, you're too lewd and disgusting! ”

As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly fell silent, and the next moment it stirred up a thousand waves.

The sycophant's face sank when he heard this, but he still pretended to be a warm man and said, "Lingling, what are you talking about?" Is it a premarital depression, come quickly! Have you forgotten our agreement? ”

Su Lingling had tears in her eyes, although she was very reluctant, she still walked towards the sycophant.

Lu Dongyang looked at it and keenly captured that there must be something hidden here.

Seeing that Su Lingling was about to join hands with the sycophants, chasing the light was between the two, waiting for the newcomer to hold hands.

The next moment, hands were held, and the guests immediately applauded fiercely.

But at this time, the angry voice of the sycophant sounded: "Don't drum, don't drum!" ”

Everyone looked at it, I'm going, oolong, how did the bride hold hands with another man, not only holding hands, but also holding hands and looking at each other with tears in her eyes, what kind of fairy dog blood plot is this?

Su Lingling looked at the man in front of her in surprise, and recognized it at a glance, it was Lu Dongyang who helped him.

The tears finally couldn't hold back, and she lost her voice and said, "Little brother, are you here for me?" Is it really you, little brother! ”

She cried out and threw herself into Lu Dongyang's arms.

Lu Dongyang gently patted her smooth back and comforted: "It's okay, I'm here!" Don't cry yet, tell my brother what's going on? ”

"My mother was sick, so I went to see her, but I didn't expect my mother's illness to be frightened by him, and he forced me to marry him, otherwise I would have been pestering my mother. I couldn't help it, I couldn't fight him, so I had to agree to him. ”

Lu Dongyang listened to Su Lingling's crying, and his heart was on fire: "Good boy, the one who dares to touch Lao Tzu!" ”

The sycophant turned green at this time, and roared, "What the hell are you? ”

Lu Dongyang turned his head and sneered at him, "How did you talk to your uncle?" ”

Tianyan quickly scanned: "Second-level ghosts, sycophants, ghosts that pat the horse's feet on the horse's feet, the harm index is 50\/100, and they are generally flattering villains;

The method of prevention, showing strength, making him surrender, so that he starts to pat on the back constantly, but always be vigilant. ”

Lu Dongyang looked at it, he was really a hungry ghost, if he was fighting, he would definitely not be an opponent, no, he could only fake the tiger, and in an instant, he put his mind on Brother Tiger and Fox Mei.

Thinking of this, looking at the sycophant who was pointing at him in front of him, he kicked the sycophant on the ass and scolded: "You little devil who forced him to be a prostitute! ”

The sycophant was faster than him, he took advantage of the situation and fell towards Brother Tiger, knelt down from afar, slid his knee with a club, and slammed his head on Brother Tiger's shoes.

One action in one go, this has to be practiced after many years of immersion in society.

"Godfather! You have to call the shots for your son, he robs your daughter-in-law! He's not your son's ass, he's your face! ”

Lu Dongyang looked at the sycophant who was in tears, and the corners of his mouth twitched, this kid is really not an ordinary shameless.

Brother Hu took a puff of his cigar, his eyes were horizontal, he stared at Lu Dongyang with an unkind face, and said lightly: "Brother Lu, I need you to give me an explanation, or give me a hand!" ”

Lu Dongyang said confidently: "Brother Tiger, you have also seen it, this matter is obvious, Lingling is my friend, but this kid was forced to marry by Lingling's mother, which is unbearable." You are a big hero, a big hero, and you won't help the wicked bully the weak. ”

Brother Tiger tugged at the corners of his mouth, "I'm sorry, brother, my Brother Tiger is famous for helping relatives and not helping them." ”

The starving ghost on the side gave Lu Dongyang a thumbs up and muttered, "Good boy, you really deserve to be a pervert, or a hungry ghost in the lewd!" ”