When Lu Dongyang and Lin Jiayan separated, he was still floating in the clouds, but after a while, a phone call came and threw him in the dirt.

As soon as he answered the phone, he heard Lao Li's scolding voice on the other end of the phone: "Stinky boy, where are you dead, let you go out to eat game, you won't do any work!" ”

Lu Dongyang hurriedly moved the phone away, but his ears were still rumbling, and he opened his face and said, "Uncle Li, what's wrong, I'll go back!" ”

Lao Li said: "What's wrong, what's wrong with you!" Tell you to come back quickly, something big is happening here! ”

Lu Dongyang asked: "What's wrong, Uncle Li, tell me quickly, I'm in a hurry." ”

Lao Li said: "What's wrong, come back quickly, the crematorium is almost a vegetable market!" ”

When Lu Dongyang arrived at the crematorium, he was also stunned by everything in front of him, only to see a crowd of people surrounding the door, all of them holding their mobile phones one by one, some of them started live broadcasts, some took short videos, and so on.

And when he appeared, someone actually resisted the stereo, and it was still the exclusive BGM of Qiao's gang leader, and Lu Dongyang, who listened to it, couldn't wait for the wind on the soles of his feet, and went up with the eighteen palms of the dragon.

Wherever he went, the crowd automatically dispersed, and there were people pushing blowers to follow him, scattering leaves and petals that I don't know where to prepare, and the whole picture is a hero!

Lu Dongyang was stunned, and subconsciously walked out, he stopped in surprise, and suddenly turned his head to look at a person who was taking a video next to him, and the people actually took a few steps back.

Lao Li and Lao Zhang looked at Lu Dongyang from behind this crowded crowd, and kept pointing.

Lao Zhang pulled the cigarette bag and pot from Lao Li's hand, put it in his mouth and smacked it a few times, then exhaled and said, "This kid can make a big deal!" ”

Lao Li snatched the smoke pot, wiped it and wiped it, and finally didn't put it in his mouth, and said angrily: "Phew, domineering side leakage, looking for death!" ”

Lu Dongyang opened his mouth and said, "Which unit are you all from?" ”

But everyone was stunned, looking at each other, not knowing how to answer.

At this time, a short and fat bald head walked out, and he waved towards Lu Dongyang and said, "Lei Gong Taiji heir, hello, we meet again!" ”

Lu Dongyang saw it, and immediately exclaimed: "It's you, Bai Xiaoseng, you are really a bald head!" ”

Bai Xiaoseng's face was not good-looking when he heard this, and he said to him: "You say it again, believe it or not, your number is gone!" ”

Lu Dongyang was so frightened that his scalp tightened, but suddenly he thought, didn't his number disappear yesterday! So he said angrily: "Tell me what's wrong again, bald head bald head!" ”

Bai Xiaoseng took a deep breath, he also remembered that he had been hacked by Lu Dongyang's number, and now he didn't seem to be able to threaten him, so he said: "I'm not here to fight with you today, it's still for this Internet celebrity conference!" ”

Lu Dongyang was surprised: "What Internet celebrity conference? What kind of Internet celebrity conference do you have at the door of the crematorium? ”

Bai Xiaoseng said: "This matter is not because of you!" ”

Lu Dongyang was suspicious, he looked around, and found that everyone around him was looking at him with blank eyes, and then said to Bai Xiaoseng: "What are you doing?" ”

I didn't want Bai Xiaoseng to say loudly: "Congratulations, you have become the best newcomer in our new Internet celebrity conference!" ”

Lu Dongyang had a black question mark on his face: "Clams? Am I an internet celebrity? Do I have a cat? ”

Bai Xiaoseng held his hand and said with a kind face: "Don't worry, Yingxiao will have it, and Erha will have it!" ”

Lu Dongyang shook off his hand and said angrily: "your special mother's Ying Short Erha, what do you think of me, am I the kind of vain villain who chases fame and fortune and does anything to increase exposure?" ”

But everyone actually nodded in disbelief, and Bai Xiaoseng also looked at him with disbelief.

Lu Dongyang said indignantly: "You are wrong, you are all wrong, I am not!" ”

But at this time, a loud voice came, he was bald and black, wearing elderly gym clothes, stepping on pull-back rubber shoes, and walked over vigorously.

When Lu Dongyang saw it, he quickly looked a little familiar and familiar.

He subconsciously said, "You, you are?" ”

The black fat man said, "What, can't you remember?" Then I'll show my hands to give you a heads-up! ”

So saying, he took out a bird cage out of nowhere, opened it, and caught the bird out of it, and the bird stood in his hand.

When the bird suddenly spreads its wings and wants to fly, his hands shake up and down, so that the bird cannot fly.

There is a saying in martial arts novels, called birds don't fly. It is said that the bird is going to take off, in addition to spreading its wings and flapping, it must also cooperate with the initial speed of the leg kicking the ground.

And the master can completely dissolve the power of the bird to kick the ground through the hand-to-force induction, which is the legendary Tingjin.

However, Lu Dongyang has the blessing of the eye of the sky, and he can see at once that the black fat man has glue under the feet of the bird, so the bird can't fly.

As soon as the black fat man's fingers flicked, the bird flew away, and he stared at Lu Dongyang and said, "This is called a bird that doesn't fly!" ”

Then he found a large watermelon, held it in his hand, and then circled it back and forth in his hand like a ball, and after a while, he let go. The watermelon suddenly cracked, and the pulp inside had turned into juice, which was finer than the juicer had made.

The black fat man sneered: "This is fighting cattle across the mountains, and it is a stunt of turning strength and inching strength." ”

Lu Dongyang has already seen through it, this melon is also a glue goods, but it is a glue that slowly melts when it encounters water, and it should be starchy. The gourd inside is naturally prepared in advance, it looks mysterious, but in fact, it is transparent at all.

The black fat man stood with his hands in his hands and said proudly: "How is it, do you remember?" ”

Lu Dongyang said with a look of sudden realization: "I remember, you are, it is Li Dazui!" ”

The black fat man didn't stand firm all of a sudden, almost didn't slip, and then stomped his feet and said, "This broken ground, why is it so slippery!" Boy, listen up, your grandfather, I am the founder of Lei Gong Taiji, Lei Xiaomi! Nicknamed Lei Jun! ”

When Lu Dongyang heard this, he suddenly reacted, I'll go, isn't this the Lei Gong Taiji who was PK by the fighting maniac's leisure and three-second KO!

Thinking about this, he looked at Bai Xiaoseng again, and then said to him: "It's all your ghost?" ”

Bai Xiaoseng looked like he was seen through, and laughed: "It's not the recent recession of the forum, so I have to borrow you to hype up the hype, you know how popular you are now, after my effective promotion, you are now a veritable No. 1 Internet celebrity, and your screen name is 'Lei Gong Fawang!'" ’”

Lu Dong was completely speechless, and then looked at Lei Xiao and said, "Okay, I know who you are, I don't know what you want to do?" ”

Lei Xiaomi said with an indignant face: "Do you know that because you pretended to be me, my fans all said that I was a fake and that I was a fake, but I am the founder of Lei Gong Taijidu, why do you pretend to be me, and you are acting so badly!" ”

Lu Dongyang slapped his head, knowing that all this was a ghost made by Bai Xiaoseng, but he had no choice but to say, "Then what do you say?" ”

Lei Xiaomi shouted: "I want to PK with you live, offline PK, PK now!" ”

Immediately, the surroundings cheered, and Lu Dongyang smiled......