Chapter 59: Dongying is harmful
Although Lu Dongyang was Li Ghost who met Li Kui, he had the slightest fear.
Lei Xiaomi's tricks may be bluffed if he can't see it, but after all, he has already seen through it.
What's more, this Lei Xiaomi had already conducted an offline live PK with a fighting maniac before, and the result ended in a fiasco for him.
Thinking of this, Lu Dongyang couldn't help but say: "You can think clearly, last time you lost and said that it was slippery, and there are some excuses, but this time it will be difficult, don't humiliate yourself." ”
I don't want Lei Xiaomi to sneer: "It's better to worry about yourself!" ”
As he spoke, he took out a pair of rubber gloves and put them on his hands, and looked at Lu Dongyang defiantly.
Lu Dongyang frowned slightly, not that he was afraid of him, but that he felt that Lei Xiaomi was too well prepared.
Lei Xiaomi had already opened his posture, and suddenly, he stepped over, moving with his feet, and the gibbons danced in the wind, whistling towards Lu Dongyang.
Under Lu Dongyang's eyes, a question mark on the black face was directly displayed on the holographic projection, and then he concluded: "Wang Baquan is undoubted." ”
Lu Dongyang's face was black, just such a Lei Gong Taiji actually dared to come out and be embarrassed, it was really a smear to traditional martial arts!
It's just that now that so many cameras are shooting, he doesn't want to be bothered by it anymore, if he wins again, it will definitely be cheaper
Bai Xiaoseng, the grandson, was a little embarrassed for a while.
Lei Xiaomi didn't care, he rushed over, and when he saw that Lu Dongyang was not moving, he suddenly burst into joy.
After losing to the Martial Arts Maniac last time out, he thought he was losing by letting his opponent strike first, and not being prepared for it, resulting in a defeat.
This time, he learned his lesson and struck first, and Lu Dongyang, just like himself last time, did not react at all, officially a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
But just when he was about to get in front of Lu Dongyang, he suddenly saw Lu Dongyang blow a breath, and his feet slipped and suddenly fell into a rolling gourd.
Lu Dongyang hurriedly dodged sideways, Lei Xiaomi fell at his feet, he shook his head, and looked at Lei Xiaomi with a regretful expression, "I said that you made a fuss, what do you say?" ”
Lei Mi struggled to get up, he staggered and looked at Lu Dongyang, who was already bleeding, he suddenly fell to the ground again, dipped his hands in blood, and wrote four lines: The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are also slippery, and people's hearts are too complicated.
Then he got up and turned around, and the people behind him rushed over with their mobile phones, and they were busy taking pictures of the blood words on the ground.
Lei Xiaomi got out of the crowd, and Lu Dongyang could see clearly, this kid pushed out a 28-bar bicycle from under a tree on the side, and rode away.
The corners of Lu Dongyang's mouth twitched, this is special, but he still made him pretend to be successful.
But after a while, someone played back the video and exclaimed: "The title of the video is here, and between the talk and laughter of King Lei Gong, Lei Gong Taiji is defeated!" ”
When everyone saw it, they coaxed one after another, and some people said: "Lu Dongyang blew a breath, Lei Xiaomi is like a chicken and a dog, vulnerable to attack." ”
For a while, Lu Dongyang became the attention of everyone again.
Lu Dongyang also had a headache, just now under the calculation of Tianyan, he just came to the conclusion that Lei Mi would step on a few leaves and slip, so he subconsciously blew before Lei Mi was about to step on it.
Now that I think about it, I really owe it, and now I was caught again.
But he didn't bother to waste time, so he immediately pushed aside the crowd, "Let's go, I'm going to work, don't take up space." ”
At this time, Bai Xiaoseng grabbed Lu Dongyang and whispered: "Don't be in a hurry to leave, I can tell you, this Internet celebrity conference, I am all for your good, if it weren't for the relationship between you and Yu Meiren, I wouldn't care about this." ”
Lu Dongyang looked at him with disdain, and said in disbelief: "Pull it down, if I can't get so many people's attention?" ”
Bai Xiaoseng said: "What can they do with their attention, your own ass is not clean, if it weren't for Lao Tzu to get you some attention, you would have been blocked by someone a long time ago." ”
When Lu Dongyang heard this, he suddenly reacted, whether it was Wu Jian, Wang Decai, Chen Yifan or Han Chengxue, which of them was not a powerful master, and it was reasonable to suffer such a big loss in his own hands, it was impossible not to move.
He whispered to Bai Xiaoseng, "Did you get any news?" ”
Bai Xiaoseng looked at him proudly and said: "Now you know your master's ability, let me tell you, today I received news that someone is going to do something to you, so I specially made an Internet celebrity conference to praise you, and use netizens to be your patron saint!" ”
Lu Dongyang said with a disgusted face: "Just these keyboard warriors? ”
Bai Xiaoseng said with emotion: "Boy, you are still too young, you never know how powerful trolls are, I want to compete in e-sports back then, I can't do it for a lifetime."
But not being envied is mediocrity, I naturally became the object of envy of others, and then I kicked a future with a roundabout kick, and I survived because of the attention of the trolls. ”
Lu Dongyang naturally heard about his other identity, so he nodded suspiciously: "Okay, I'll believe you first, then what is your plan in the future?" ”
Bai Xiaoseng said mysteriously: "You just need to laugh for a while, you give a smile first, hurry up!" ”
Lu Dongyang reluctantly squeezed out a fairly good-looking smile, and immediately heard Bai Xiao Monk on the side say: "King Lei Gong has decided that he will accept the challenges of the major masters in the coming days, and under the notarization of the majority of netizens, he will fight fairly!" ”
Lu Dongyang's face turned green when he heard this, but the netizens around him applauded enthusiastically, and for a while, the prestige of King Lei Gong resounded in the sky above the crematorium, and caused a great shock on the entire network.
Lu Dongyang sighed helplessly: "Looking at this, I should be shown!" ”
Bai Xiaoseng said with a look of admiration: "You have done a good job, from now on, I will be your agent, and your safety will be handed over to me in the future, it is convenient for you, and I will help you keep an eye on those few gentlemen." ”
Lu Dongyang nodded and said, "Okay, I'm going to work, you can take them away quickly!" ”
After speaking, he walked to the door, and at this moment, Lao Li and Lao Zhang looked like people eating melons, squinting at him.
He was furious by the two of them, and couldn't help but say, "Uncle Li, Uncle Zhang, why are you looking at me like this?" ”
Lao Li said with a smile: "Your kid is on fire now, in the future, you will become a living signboard in our crematorium, and the business will definitely be prosperous in the future!" ”
Lao Zhang was even more astonishing: "Boy, don't forget that your uncle is good to you, if you want grass powder in the future, remember to bring your uncle!" ”
Lu Dongyang's face was black: "Uncle Zhang, please accept the supernatural powers, don't you all have the bones in my body!" ”
Lao Li said: "Don't say it, what kind of elixir did your kid go out for a night, how did he recover so much?" ”
Lu Dongyang immediately felt that Lao Li had a hand, he was really an old man, a ghost and an old spirit, it was really not simple!
He said perfunctorily: "Yes, I guess I slept well last night!" ”
Lao Zhang saw through it at a glance: "I sleep with a woman, and I have a virgin fragrance on my body!" Your kid's concentration is okay, no worse than when your uncle was young. ”
Lao Li scolded: "Pull it down, you have a radius of ten kilometers, and there are no left!" ”