At this time, I also lost my pants, and casually broke off a green vine from the edge of the cave, wrapped it around my waist, and more or less covered my shame.

Then I went back to the place where I had dug up and dug up dirt on the ground to find my pants.

After searching for it several times, I couldn't find my pants, but the backpack I brought with me was found.

I patted the dirt on my backpack, rummaged through it, and immediately saw the little princess's clothes.

I was thinking about how the little lord had no clothes to wear, and when I came down the mountain, I suddenly felt something moving behind me, so I pretended to check the contents of my backpack and squatted on the ground.

Then I jerked my head and saw the little lord with his face covered, and only two rings of leaves around his body.

If you want to say that this man is trouble-free, in the end.

For example, I can wrap a green vine around my waist now, but she has to wrap two circles of leaves up and down.

I looked at her and looked at each other's ridiculous clothes, and we couldn't help but laugh.

To say that she used to look down on me, now she doesn't dare, and she looks at me very vigilantly.

The little county lord is afraid that I will become again, the giant who was two meters three or four before, and treat her like in the mountain temple, as for her saying that she will grow into a female demon and then seek revenge on me, I don't care about this at all.

Life is so boring, you always need a little spice adjustment.

Now I'm no longer the same me I used to be, I've become a god, am I still afraid that she will be a female demon, and when she comes to the door, that is, she is looking for abuse, and I have a way to clean her up.

However, her face was scared, and she still spoke fiercely: "Give me back your clothes!" Otherwise I won't be able to go down! ”

I smiled and said it's afternoon, and you've been hiding in the mountains since last night? There are a lot of cameras on this mountain, but they didn't capture you, right? Haha, if it's filmed, there's someone on duty on the surveillance end.

The little county lord snorted and said, "I want you to take care of it, hurry up and return the clothes to me!" ”

Listening to her tone, I guess she must have avoided the camera, and felt a little more comfortable.

I don't want the woman I've touched to be dressed so simply and be watched by outsiders under the surveillance video.

I like to tease the little princess very much now, so I smiled and said, "I can give you clothes, but after giving them to you, what good will I have?" ”

The little lord smiled more happily than I did, and raised his hand to pluck it out of the leaves on the upper circumference.

I thought she was going to exchange it for beauty, she took medicine before, and just now I operated on the little white snake three times, and I was already tired, so I said at the time, don't, I'm very tired now, and I don't have the strength to play if you take it out.

"your grandma's hammer! Where do you think of it! "The little county lord scolded me with a red face.

It turned out that she just took out a mobile phone, and if you looked closely, it was my mobile phone, I guess most of them called me, and the phone rang in the tree hole, and she found out.

The little county lord shook his phone at me.

"Let's make a deal, you return my clothes, I return your mobile phone, otherwise, I will give you your mobile phone to pieces."

Seeing the little county lord's proud look, I thought about it.

This time I don't bother with her for the time being, it's better to let her think I'm a bully, so that in the future, she will underestimate the enemy, and it will be more interesting for me to tease her, hehe, wait for her to come with the determination to win in the future, and it's fun to defeat her and clean her up.

So I said yes, made a deal, and then exchanged clothes and mobile phones with her.

The little lord took the clothes and went into a cave, she must have gone to change her clothes, I heard her stomach growling, and if she didn't go down the mountain, she starved to death of a pampered baby!

The clothes were given to the little county lord, and there was nothing left in the backpack.

But I was so hungry that I said that this fairy also had to eat.

I want to call Xu Laosan and ask him to send me clothes, but Master Tai won't let him go up to Huling, he will definitely not come over, let others send it, I feel too troublesome, and it is also very inappropriate, I think it's better to go down the mountain by myself.

I tore off a few more green vines and wrapped them around my body, so that I could cover a little more.

At the same time, I was afraid of being recognized, so I had to find some mud and sand on the edge of the creek and wipe it on my face.

I took a picture in the stream, and now I am an acquaintance, and I am not recognized.

I went down the hill along the path, bypassed the place where there were people, cats in the field, and went straight to the Guandi Temple, fortunately there was no one in the field on a hot day now, so I didn't meet anyone along the way, I reached the wall of the East Cross Courtyard, and jumped in.

After landing, I happened to see Lao Bai, and the old guy was startled, picked up the broom and smashed it at me.

"Uncle Bai, it's me!" I hurriedly defended.

As a result, Lao Bai was frightened, didn't listen to me at all, and smashed me with a broom without a head and face, and shouted at the same time: "Dao Chief, come quickly, the wild man is coming down the mountain!" ”

"Wild ghosts don't dare to come and spread wild, what are savages afraid of! Watch Dao Ye clean him up! ”

Xu Laosan said, when he rushed out of the mahjong room first, followed by a group of people playing cards and watching cards, I said in my heart that Lao Bai you are a coward, but you killed the master, this time the face will be swept away.

There were too many people, and I was afraid of being embarrassed, so I didn't dare to say who I was, so I wanted to jump off the wall and escape.

As a result, Xu Laosan drank Lao Bai away, and said politely to me: "Poor Dao Xu Laosan, I don't know which immortal family Your Excellency is, passing by here, do you have something to tell Poor Dao?" ”

Seeing that Xu Laosan was so polite, everyone else was stunned and knelt down one after another.

It must have been that I got the true body of the mountain god, and Xu Laosan mistakenly thought that I was a passing immortal.

I don't know how to answer Xu Laosan's words, Xu Laosan looked at me stunned, he thought that he had lost his eyes, he really regarded the wild man as a fairy, and his old face in the future, where to put it in the old street!

In order to distinguish, Xu Laosan had the courage to come over and look at me.

"Third grandfather, it's me." I whispered.

When Xu Laosan heard my voice, he let out a sigh of relief, and immediately turned to the others and said: "The immortal said that our street is going to be in great trouble, and you want to discuss with me the way to solve it, you all go, I'll talk to the immortal." ”

Lao Bai listened and looked up at me.

Lao Bai was afraid that the gods would retaliate against him, and was thinking about how to apologize, but Xu Laosan raised his leg and kicked him several times.

"Bold, dare to look directly at the gods with your eyes, you don't want your two eyes anymore! Don't hurry up and get out yet. ”

As soon as Xu Laosan said this, Lao Bai ran away, and the others followed suit, and no one dared to look back at me again.

Xu Laosan went to plug the door again, turned around and closed the crescent door of the east courtyard, and then pulled me to the simple bathroom, then took a big towel, and pumped it vigorously when he came up.

"Stinky boy, you can't save snacks! I'll let you kid pretend to be a ghost! I almost didn't scare you to death! ”

It turned out that Xu Laosan was changing Zhang Lin's life against the sky, and when he saw me just now, he thought that God was angry and sent a god to punish him, so he was frightened at the time.

Even if he saw that he was just a scattered immortal, he was afraid that he would repel one and come back with a large group.

"Third grandfather, God has so many things, how can I take care of you, don't fight, you don't know how miserable I am, not to mention the loss of my clothes, people are about to starve to death, where did I think that I would have to eat when I got back the true body of the mountain god!"

Xu Laosan threw down the big towel.

"Your kid is just a scattered immortal now, do you know what a scattered immortal is? It's the heavenly book, and it has a bit of immortal power, but these things like eating and farting are still the same as mortals...... How did you get to this? ”

The secret of Running Tiger Ridge is too big, and I didn't tell Xu Laosan the truth.

This old guy also hides a lot of things from me, such as how he changed Zhang Lin's life against the sky, and now he is still hiding it from me, so I can't tell him everything if I have something.

I'm just saying that I subdued the little county lord, and then the three-element merge and got my true body back.

Xu Laosan was very excited, closed the bathroom door, and said hurry up, change the real body, and show the third grandfather.

Seeing his old naughty temper, I couldn't refuse him, so I turned into my real body.

At first, I turned into a standing tiger, then I shook my head, and the head of the tiger was replaced by a human head, and then I shook my limbs, and the tiger's legs and paws disappeared, and I became a giant again.

Xu Laosan looked up and down, and then pointed to a certain place and said, sure enough, it was a yelling donkey!

"Third grandfather, didn't you hear my hungry cooing, don't be kidding, you go out to cook first, I'll take a bath, and then go out to eat." After I finished speaking, I drove Xu Laosan outside.

"Change back, change back!" Xu Laosan said to me at the door.

"Why? I haven't bathed with this real body yet! I laughed.

"Don't talk nonsense, you're such a big guy now, don't talk about wastewater, and waste soap, water can be fought, but I bought soap!"

A bar of soap can be worth a few bucks!

But if I don't change myself, Xu Laosan won't leave, so I have to change back.