784 Call your sister
It was another quarrel, and it was so loud that my ears were smoking.
If it weren't for Xiao Gu and the mountain spirit having had enough of playing and coming to them, they wouldn't have stopped.
Looking at Xiaomi and Tian Tian, each holding a child, and entering the two adjacent rooms, I breathed a long sigh of relief, sat in the courtyard, and lit a cigarette.
There are only four rooms that can accommodate people here, Master Tai occupies one, Xiaomi and Tian Tian each occupy one, and the rest is Master Jihai, the room where he lived before.
In that room, there is now an old turtle spirit.
I went to Master Tai's room first, knocked lightly on the door, and heard Master Tai's snoring.
I wanted to wake him up louder, but it suddenly occurred to me that whoever dared to disturb him while he was sleeping would be beaten.
Grandpa and I were on the phone before, and for this reason, I was beaten by my grandfather, and I heard grandpa's screams clearly on the phone.
After thinking of this, I no longer dared to knock on Master Tai's door.
I threw the cigarette butt in my hand and came to the door of the old turtle spirit's room, and after knocking, the old turtle spirit spoke, saying Huangshan, it's so late, something?
"Big brother, open the door, I do have something to do, I need to tell you." I whispered.
I know that Xiaomi and Tian Tian are coaxing the two children to sleep, so before they coax the children to sleep, I can still be clean, as long as I get into the old turtle spirit's room, they can't slam the door in, drag me out!
As a result, the old turtle spirit didn't give me this chance at all.
"I plugged in the door, Master Jihai's door, you can't open it even if you have mana, hehe, what can you do, it's not that I'm afraid of making noise, if I let you in, turn around and slam the door on those two girls, I can still sleep peacefully!"
"Big Brother ......"
Before I finished speaking, the old turtle spirit said: "How can a person like me, who likes to watch the excitement, make that kind of mistake of setting yourself on fire, don't say it, you can sleep wherever you like, if you want to enter my room, there is no door!" ”
I said in my heart that I still don't believe it, Master Jihai's door, I can't open the door lock, I can't open the door!
I took two steps back and slammed my shoulder against the door.
It turned out that I felt like I had hit a ball of cotton and bounced me back.
I took a closer look, and touched it with my hand, it was obviously an ordinary wooden door, it was really an evil door!
I bumped it again, and the result was the same as the last time, and now I understood, the old turtle spirit was right, and I couldn't open the door of Master Jihai's room at all.
I don't know if there is a formation on these two doors, or if the material of the door is not ordinary.
I thought about it, if I can't attack by force, I can still outwit it, so I said to the old turtle spirit: "Big brother, you open the door for me, I will tell you the secret of the Seven Star Rope, I know, how to unlock the Seven Star Rope." ”
"My brother, don't take me for a fool, what do you think, I don't know yet? Anyway, I've lived for a thousand years, and I can't beat your master, so I don't know your tricks? You can save it! ”
After the old turtle spirit finished speaking, there was no more sound.
I guess he wasn't sleeping at all, and he must have been hiding in the doorway, peeking.
At this moment, Millet walked out first, but she didn't pull me into her room, but hurried into the shower room with a washbasin and a towel.
Although the weather is not warm now, Xiaomi also has mana, and taking a cold shower is nothing for her.
Soon, Tian Tian also coaxed the mountain spirit to sleep, and also walked out with a basin towel.
Seeing that Xiaomi had seized the shower room, Tian Tian kicked the door outside and said Xiaomi, can you hurry up!
Xiao Li ignored Tian Tian and took a shower humming a song inside.
Tian Tian snorted, turned his head and said to me: "Xiao Lang Hoof, this is to wash up, waiting to follow you...... Hmph, the first time I saw her, I felt full of commotion, and sure enough, that's it! ”
Tian Tian's words were responded to by Xiaomi: "The surname Tian, you guessed right, that's what I think, but I dare to think and admit it, you are more hypocritical, you obviously think the same way, but you come to criticize me!" ”
Tian Tian snorted and said that I worshipped heaven and earth with my uncle, even if I thought so, it was natural.
The door to the shower room opened, and Millet walked out, her hair still dripping with water.
"I also gave him a baby, can't I think so?" After Xiaomi, he pointed to the door of the shower room and said that the surname is Tian, it's your turn!
Tian Tian sneered and said it's my turn? After I went in, you dragged the uncle away, you made me stupid!
After Tian Tian finished speaking, he suddenly pulled me into the shower room.
When Xiaomi wanted to come and snatch me, Tian Tian had already plugged in the door of the shower room.
Xiaomi is outside, just like I did before, slamming the door of the shower room hard, trying to knock the door open, but I am inside, I can hear it, after Xiaomi is bounced open, there is a "huh" sound.
Needless to say, the door of this shower room has the same effect as Master Jihai's door.
On the roof of the shower room, there was an oil lamp hanging, Tian Tian raised his head and opened his mouth, and with a poof, blew out the oil lamp.
"Uncle, the oil lamp is out, the sound in the room, you can't hear it outside, no matter how much movement there is, you can't hear it outside, this mechanism, or my dad told me, now, we can be a pair of mandarin ducks."
I want to go out, but I don't know where the switch of the formation mechanism is.
So in the end, I could only let Tian Tian bathe me.
Washing and washing......
When Tian Tian opened the door of the shower room, she pushed me out first, and then she walked out with a crimson face.
"Are you comfortable?" Xiaomi asked.
"What do you say?" Tian Tian asked rhetorically.
Xiaomi looked at me and said that since you are comfortable, it is time for me to sleep with him in my arms, right?
Tian Tian is now satisfied, so he is not like before, he is-for-tat with Xiaomi, and said with a smile: "Yes, but if you want to call me sister, I will promise you when I am happy." ”
"What if I don't shout?" Xiaomi has no intention of giving in.
"Xiao Gu has already slept, now that the two of us are going head-to-head, you don't have any chance of winning, if you smash Xiao Gu up, the uncle will definitely think that you are ignorant, so you can only achieve your goal now by bowing your head to me."
When Tian Tian said this, he looked like he was winning, and looked at Xiaomi with squinted eyes.
Xiaomi turned her head to look at her room, probably thinking that she should smash Xiao Gu up, and the two of them should deal with Tian Tian together.
"If you wake up Xiao Gu, I'll wake up the mountain spirit, Xiao Gu's keel hasn't grown yet, you two still can't beat our mother, so, you better hurry up and call sister, my patience is limited!"
Xiaomi thought about it for a while, and finally bowed her head to Tian Tian, walked up to Tian Tian, and called out to her sister.
"Xiaomi, the sincerity is not enough, you have to shout sweeter." Tian Tian is also picky.
"Sister......" Xiaomi's voice this time is definitely sweet enough, and it also pulls a long tone.
"Hey......" Tian Tian agreed proudly, and said: "Yes, this time there is sincerity, but I can't enjoy listening to it, come, shout twice, I'm happy." ”
Xiaomi sweetly shouted her sister twice, Tian Tian smiled and said it's okay, take this goods away.
Millet immediately turned around and pulled me into her room.
The moment I entered the door, I looked back and saw Tian Tian stretching out, looking extremely satisfied, and walked into his room.
Xiaomi pulled me to the bed, took off my clothes, looked at it and said, yes, this girl washed you very clean, just so I can use it, hurry up, show your true body!
I looked at Xiao Gu sleeping in the middle of the bed, the first time there was a child next to me, I couldn't let go of it.
"What's the matter, you can't show your real body yet? You were in the shower room just now, although I couldn't hear the movement, but I could see your head, and hit the roof of the shower room and swayed it back and forth. ”
I smiled bitterly, pointed at Xiao Gu, and said that the child is here, I am embarrassed.
Xiaomi said you did it on purpose, right? If you can't, I'll help you.
As a result, Xiaomi's method was used, I still can't do it, Xiaomi gritted her teeth and said let me call her sister, then she will have the responsibility of my sister and help me take care of the child, this is always okay.
After Xiaomi's finished speaking, he picked up the sleeping little Gu and walked out of the room.
I stretched out my head to see, she knocked on Tian Tian's door, Tian Tian called out to her sister, and asked Tian Tian to help her watch the child for a while.
Tian Tian actually agreed, I didn't expect this at all!
Millet walked back again, and soon got me out of my real life.
Looking at my real body, Xiaomi said you know, these days, I want to kill you! Just outside the shower, every second was a great torment for me!
After Xiaomi finished speaking, he pounced.
This time Xiaomi is very good at tossing, and it is almost dawn, so I hugged her and fell asleep.
When we woke up, dressed and got up, the small dining table outside had been set up, Master Tai, Lao Turtle Jing, Tian Tian and Xiao Gu Shan Jing, were sitting together, chatting about happy topics, a table of people, giggling and eating.
Seeing the millet come out, the old turtle spirit said to the master: "Gao Lao Dao ......"
Master Tai frowned and said Yuan Lao, what are you calling me? Are you looking for a fight? You and Huangshan are brothers, I am his master, you dare to call me Gao Laodao?
The old turtle spirit is not like millet, when calling Tian Tian to call her sister, you have to think about it for a long time, seeing that the master is not right, the old turtle spirit saw the wind and the rudder, and immediately changed his words: "Master Tai!" ”
Master Tai nodded and said That's right, the seniority can't be messed up! By the way, what did you kid just want to say?
"Master Hui, what I just wanted to say is that I can't figure out how the two people who were still hostile to each other last night woke up and helped one to bring up the children, so that others could sleep with their husbands?"
When the master heard this, he slapped the old turtle spirit on the hunchback.