||->-> Chapter 171 Shrimp Bones

"In his way, he will give back to his body, Mr. Ding is clever. The scholar bowed his hand and said humbly: "Since Mr. Ding didn't open the Eye of Heaven, why can he see Sister Qiao'er's branch fingers?" Please also give me advice, Liang Liang listened. ”

Wang Huzi was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was being amorous just now, his face turned red, and he said, "You really didn't see my wife's body?" ”

"The beauty of a woman lies in her dress, demeanor and conversational temperament, and the body is not all exactly the same, what is there to look at?" Ding Ermiao laughed, pointed at Sister Qiao'er and said:

"No matter how tightly she dresses, I say that she has exactly what she wears in which place, what shape and color, and makes sure that it is perfect. Why don't you make another bet? ”

"Shameless, shameless!" Wang Zizi blew his beard angrily and glared, and the green tendons on his neck were raised.

Ding Ermiao continued to smile shamelessly: "What is shiny is not necessarily gold, maybe it is a green-headed fly!" Wang Huzi, the baby in your eyes, in my eyes, is a piece of shit, haha......"

This meaning is too clear, Wang Huzi is regarded as a baby = 10,000 = book = bar = novel wanshuba.com wife, in the eyes of Ding Ermiao, shit is not.

"You, you, you...... It's too much of a deception! Wang Huzi was furious, afraid of the case.

But the scholar and the Taoist priest pressed his shoulders one left and one right, their eyes flew away, and they persuaded each other with good words, saying: "The person who comes is a guest, Brother Beard is a little calm, so that Mr. Ding can do his best to open my eyes." ”

Hearing the sound of the words, Wang Huzi held back the anger in his heart and sat down indignantly.

Sister Qiao didn't pretend anymore, and stood up from behind Wang Huzi, her face flushed. The arrogance just now, and the sense of superiority as the host are gone.

Originally, she thought that she was captivating the city and the country, but in the eyes of Ding Ermiao, she was no different from other women. Even, because he was a ghost, Ding Ermiao was even more disdainful.

The Taoist priest suddenly spoke, and said: "Daoist friends are not listening to what others say, nor are they seeing with their eyes, so why did you guess the truth of Sister Qiao'er's six fingers?" Poor Dao didn't understand the mystery, and asked Taoist friends to solve their doubts. ”

The people and ghosts present all looked at Ding Ermiao together, expecting him to uncover the mystery.

"Carving insect skills, why bother? Judging from the physiognomy, these two ghosts are husband and wife. From the analysis of the five senses and three stops and twelve signs, they were destined to commit a flood and were destined to drown on the same day. Ding Ermiao laughed proudly, pointed to Wang Huzi and Sister Qiao'er, and said:

"Just now, Wang Huzi pretended to be a ghost on the surface of the pond and turned into a floating corpse, in fact, that was the true appearance of his body being soaked in the river for three days after his death. As soon as I glanced at it, I saw that there were six shallow fingerprints on his left and right cheeks and forehead. Presumably Sister Qiao fell into the water at the same time as him, and in a panic, she grabbed the traces left by her hands. Do you understand? ”

I see!

The scholar was dumbfounded, and the Taoist priest gave a thumbs up. Wang Huzi touched his face and was frustrated, and Sister Qiao stared at her husband like a yaksha. Only Li Weinian smirked, and worshiped Ding Ermiao in his eyes.

"However, I also don't understand a little bit...... Ding Ermiao frowned, and said half a sentence and half a sentence.

Wang Huzi was stunned for a moment and said, "Ding Ermiao, what do you not understand?" ”

"Well, I don't understand, I saw five fingerprints on your neck just now, but they weren't left by Sister Qiao'er." Ding Ermiao pretended to be puzzled and said, "So, you were arrested by other women before you died?" ”

In silence, Sister Qiao suddenly opened her twelve fingers and pounced on Wang Huzi: "You are a thousand-knife killer, you actually stole women outside with your mother's back, and you were scratched by others!" The old lady fought with you today ......, and she had to pull out your beard one by one! ”

Wang Huzi screamed, got up and left the table and ran away. Sister Qiao'er scolded angrily and chased after her. In an instant, the shadow of this ghost couple disappeared in front of him.

Scholar Liang Liang shook his head and sighed, and said: "Long live sending troops to steal cattle, and hundreds of civil and military officials climb over the wall." The father-in-law took his daughter-in-law's hand, and the son broke Lao Tzu's head! The monarch is not a monarch and a minister, a father is not a father and a son, a husband is not a husband and wife, the gang is often corrupted, and the human ethics does not exist, what kind ......of system does it become, alas, what kind of system does it become, alas, what kind of system does it become! ”

Torrent also shook his head and smiled, and said: "Mr. Liang, don't worry about them, people call beating is kissing and scolding, love, fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, husband and wife." ”

"That's right, people fight between husband and wife, what does it matter to you? Reading is stupid, aren't you? In the future, learn more from other people's torrents! "Ding Ermiao's provocation of Wang Huzi and his wife just now worked in one fell swoop, and now he is making persistent efforts to continue to provoke scholars and Taoist priests.

Break up the alliance of the other party, so that each can be broken.

The scholar was not fooled, and smiled slightly: "Mr. Ding is reasonable, Jin Yu is good, Liang Liang remembers." ”

In the corridor, the screams of Wang Huzi and the scolding of Sister Qiao came and went, high and low. When Ding Ermiao was snickering, he saw a flower in front of him, and Wang Huzi turned back and stood on the side of the crab shell table with an angry face.

It's just that there are dozens of blood marks on Wang Huzi's face, horizontal and vertical, and the Tian character grid is the same.

Then, Sister Qiao also walked in slowly, standing beside Wang Huzi, with a straight face and not saying a word.

"Ding Ermiao, you are dividing the relationship between me and Sister Qiao'er and my husband and wife, framing and framing, what kind of Maoshan disciple are you?!" Wang Huzi angrily tore open the collar of his shirt, stretched out his head and asked, "Where are the fingerprints on my neck, you can tell me clearly!" ”

Ding Ermiao pretended to be surprised, looked at Wang Huzi's neck, rubbed his eyes again, and said apologetically: "Uh......, just now on the water, the sun was too strong, and there was a reflection of water light. I'm dazzled...... sorry, sorry. ”

Li Weinian looked at Wang Huzi's bloody face, and then looked at Ding Ermiao's serious expression, he didn't dare to laugh if he wanted to laugh, and he held back desperately.

Wang Huzi was annoyed and angry, and with a casual move, there was already a short knife in the shape of a triangular triangle in his hand. With a whoosh, he stabbed the short knife on the crab shell table, and said angrily: "Ding Ermiao, you deceive people too much, today I am the king of beard, and I will never give up!" ”

"I'm a liar...... Too much? Are you a human being? Ding Ermiao sneered as he looked at the short knife.

It was the head spines of a sea shrimp, red, translucent, and the double blades were faintly bloody.

"Xianggong, if you lose, you lose, you don't have to argue." Sister Qiao said: "Mr. Ding won me, it can be regarded as his means, I admit it." Why don't you invite him to drink this glass of wine, and then return the soul of his junior sister, and everyone laughs at the grudge, okay? ”

"No! You are a woman, you have long hair and short knowledge, what do you know?! Wang Huzi glared at his wife and said viciously: "As long as my Wang Huzi is in Suolongtan, he wants to drink this glass of wine, it's not so easy!" ”

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