||->-> Chapter 170 of the main text

"Good!" Wang Huzi was overjoyed, slapped the crab shell on the table, and said: "There is no joke in the casino, just one time." However, I think you Ding Ermiao is doomed, my thief's mother-in-law, guessing fingers with others, has never lost. ”

Between Wang Huzi's words, he was triumphant. Hearing this, I feel that Wang Hu and Sister Qiao are still a couple.

Ding Ermiao smiled, stared at Wang Huzi's face, and said, "Your mother-in-law has never lost, that's because she hasn't met a master." I only need to guess once, and if the number of your mother-in-law's finger is wrong with my guess, then I will cut off my own finger. How much error, how much to cut. ”

"A gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase. Mr. Ding is quick to talk and has a good spirit! The scholar applauded and smiled in appreciation.

Ding Ermiao smiled, looked at Sister Qiao'er's sleeves, and said slowly: "Most of the fingers of people are ten. Since you told me to guess, then your fingers must not be ten. If it's also ten fingers, it's too simple, and a three-year-old can guess it, so what's the point? ”

"No, no, no, don't you hear the way of the soldiers, the virtual is the real is the real?" Scholar Liang Liang shook his head and said: "Maybe Sister Qiao was originally the head of the ten finger {10,000}{book}{bar} novels, so it may be impossible to make a mystery, and Mr. Ding must not ignore it." ”

Li Weinian tugged at Ding Ermiao's sleeve and whispered: "Brother Ermiao, I see that there is some truth in this scholar's words. You must think about it, don't fall into the trap of this female ghost. ”

As far as the matter is concerned, the words of the scholar and the ghost are indeed reasonable. Maybe this female ghost has ten fingers, but she pretends not to have ten fingers, and says guess, guess......

People often do this thing, let alone ghosts?

"There's a bullshit truth! Can you also believe the words of the readers? Ding Ermiao didn't think so, laughed, pointed to the scholar and the female ghost Qiao'er, and said to Li Weinian:

"Zi said, only women and villains are difficult to raise, she is a woman, he is a villain, he is not a good thing, she wants to deceive me. A raccoon dog with a similar smell! ”

The scholar was not angry, he unfolded the folding fan and shook it slowly, and said in his mouth: "Zi said, the same heart is like an orchid, the incense is the smell, and the smell is the fragrance." ”

Ding Ermiao frowned in disgust, waved his hand to fan the wind by his nose, and said, "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, if you talk about it, it's really fragrant!" ”

Li Weinian couldn't help it, and finally burst out laughing. The Taoist priest didn't hold back either, and laughed along.

At the beginning, Li Weinian was very nervous, but now seeing Ding Ermiao talking and laughing, wantonly ridiculing and insulting these water ghosts, Li Weinian gradually relaxed and watched the changes.

Only Wang Huzi, seeing his wife being humiliated, couldn't help but open his hair, glared and said: "Ding Ermiao, if you want to guess, guess quickly, if you can't guess, get out, don't talk nonsense." ”

"I guess or not, your wife's fingers are there, no more, no less......" Ding Ermiao smiled and said unhurriedly: "I guess her left hand is six fingers, and her right hand is ......, and it is also six fingers." Together, two six and one twelve, a total of twelve fingers, right or not? ”

The four water ghosts changed color at the same time, their faces full of shock.

Li Weinian observed his words and looks, and knew that Ding Ermiao had won for a while, and he couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows, almost dancing with his hands.

"Mr. Ding is very capable. But the slave family wants to know, how did you see that I have six fingers, could it be that the little ghost who tethered the pillar told you in advance? Sister Qiao'er had a gloomy face, pulled out her hand from her sleeve, and said:

"Because of these six fingers, the slave family has suffered a lifetime of how many white eyes and gossip, alas, ......"

Sure enough, Sister Qiao'er's left and right hands are the same, both at the end of the thumb, and two little fingers grow from the fork, just like the big claws of a crab, shaped like meat tongs, and they also have fingernail covers. It's just that this female ghost loves beauty, and the six nails of her left and right hands are dyed bright red.

"Neither is it ......" Ding Ermiao looked proud, learned the tone of a scholar ghost, and said: "Although I am not talented, I don't have to rely on the little ghost to tie the pillar to guess and win this gamble." ”

"Do you have the eyes of heaven to see my wife's fingers through her clothes?" Wang Huzi pulled a pinch of beard on his chin and asked with a depressed face.

"Oops, it's not ......!"

Suddenly, Wang Huzi seemed to remember something again, screamed badly, dragged his wife by, and hid behind him.

Several water ghosts and Li Weinian present were puzzled by Wang Huzi's actions. The female ghost Qiao sister shrank behind Wang Huzi, and she was also inexplicably at a loss.

The scholar ghost frowned and asked, "Brother Beard, what are you doing here?" ”

Ding Ermiao's eyes rolled, and after a little thought, he already understood what Wang Huzi meant. - This guy suspects that he has clairvoyant eyes, and he can see his wife's body through his clothes!

I'll strangle you, do you look so obscene? Let the ghosts not worry? Ding Ermiao couldn't afford to hurt in his heart, shaking his head and crying and laughing.

Not surprisingly, Wang Hu gasped for breath, pointed at Ding Ermiao and shouted: "Ding Ermiao, since you have the eye of heaven, you have to say it before you come, and I will let my wife avoid it." Now my wife's body can be seen clearly by you through the clothes, you, you, you...... It's just a big astringent wolf! Return Maoshan disciples, I'm bah! ”

When the female ghost Qiao'er heard this, her face was flushed with shame, and she covered her face with her twelve fingers, shrunk down, squatted behind the king's beard, and cried: "The innocent body of the slave family was seen, and I will never see anyone again in the future......"

"Alright, alright, alright!" Ding Ermiao waved his hand angrily: "If you don't have a face, don't see people." You're a ghost, what do you want to see people? I guess no one wants to see you! ”

The scholar shook the folding fan lightly and said: "Mr. Ding, Zi said, don't say anything indecent and don't look at it, you looked at Sister Qiao'er's body through your clothes, this is indeed your fault." There was contempt and a lesson in his tone.

The Taoist priest didn't say a word, and looked at Ding Ermiao intently, thoughtful.

Li Weinian on the side was overjoyed at first, excited about Ding Ermiao's victory. But after listening to Wang Huzi and the scholar's words, he suddenly remembered that since Ding Ermiao could see through the body of the female ghost Qiao'er, wouldn't Luzhu's body have already been seen by him? Thinking of this, Li Weinian blushed suddenly, bowed his head and was speechless.

Ding Ermiao glanced at Li Weinian, and felt strange in his heart. Secretly, even if I look at the body of the female ghost Qiao'er, it is my business. You Li Weinian don't have to be so ashamed, why are you blushing like a monkey's ass?

Being at the bottom of the pool, he didn't care about asking Li Weinian, Ding Ermiao looked at a few water ghosts and said with a smile: "Spending the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain is not a gentleman's doing." I, Ding Ermiao, a dignified disciple of Maoshan Mountain, how many women's bodies can't be seen, come and see the body of an old and ugly female ghost? ”

The first half of this sentence is the line of scholar Liang Liang humiliating Li Weinian just now. Ding Ermiao did not change a word, and the original bi was returned.

The second half is to humiliate Sister Qiao'er, and she is still pretending to be a ghost like this, she is too narcissistic, who do you think you are? Grass!

In fact, Sister Qiao is not ugly, at least her facial features are upright, and her eyebrows are clear. It's just that she stays at the bottom of the pond all the year round, and she is a ghost, and her face is very pale, without the ruddy of a living person.

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