"Are you coming back? My little fish and shrimp are all for you to eat, at least you should make a show of it, keep it, otherwise, won't I give it to you for nothing? ”

The director and producer really swam back slowly, and said to the Internet celebrity female guest at the same time, "Thank you, there will be a date later." ”

"Wait, it's that period."

The director and producer began to reluctantly hold the lights, and the gaffer ran back when he saw it, thinking that even if the Internet celebrity female guest didn't let him go, he could be a director or producer, who knows, he is also a gaffer.

The lights are turned on so brightly that it seems like I can't even go without a cosmetic surgery or something.

"Do you want to call the Imperial Doctor and Liuliu? Are they still going to have surgery? ”

The Internet celebrity female guests were talking to the director, producer and lighting engineer, and could only hear a voice that did not belong to their mouth.

"Since the cold noodle senior really fell in love with Liuliu, he no longer let Liuliu cut off the extra fingers, but he likes to kiss every day, so the imperial doctor can't come, and his son and fiancée are planning a wedding."

"Did you listen to the gossip man?" Internet celebrity female guests don't know who should say this to the director, producer or lighting engineer.

One fin hit the hair of the female guest, and then the second fin was rubbing the head of the female guest.

"What are you going to do?"

When the Internet celebrity female guest turned around, she saw the stylist Tony.

Although he doesn't have the flexible hands of humans, he still has the human heart that understands seven emotions and six desires, and loves her very much.

"Do you want to be the male lead in our play?"

The female guest of the Internet celebrity is teasing Tony, the stylist in front of her.

"Do you think I look like Feng Feng?"

"It's not quite like that, but you're feminine, Tony, do you want to play the heroine?"

"The heroine will hand it over to you, and we will act in a romance movie."

At this time, the directors, producers, and lighting engineers have all been petrified, and they don't know what strange plot awaits them next.

Who knows, idol dramas have started so miraculously, and I don't even know when I started playing, and I have already put my whole body into a hot state.

"Oh, Tony, why are you called Tony?"

"Oh, honey, why are you called honey?"

The producer and director all shouted cards and turned off the lights, and the lighting engineer at this time was still as dedicated as ever, anyway, he felt that this job was easy to make money and did not need to use his brain, but what happened next subverted his re-understanding of the three views of his profession.

"Tony, are you chasing me?"

"Honey, I can't catch up with you."

There is no plot at all about the improvisation, you can really stop anywhere, and you can continue to run at will, and the gaffer is already sweating profusely.

However, the Internet celebrity female guest and Tony's stylist seemed to be having fun, running and cutting their hair while chasing.

The plot is too thunderous, the director and producer have long since left, and the lighting engineer just feels too tired, the lights have never been put down, and the professionalism is admirable.

The Internet celebrity female guests and Tony's stylist don't know where they got their physical strength, and they turned around over and over again, as if they were slipping the gaffer into a silly boy.

"Oh, Tony

, why are you called Tony? ”

"Oh, honey, why are you called honey?"

"Tony, are you chasing me?"

"Honey, I can't catch up with you."

"I can't catch up with you either, can you change the plot? This is sure that the audience will like it, but what exactly is going to be said, I don't understand it at all. The lighting engineer couldn't bear it anymore, and also turned the lights to dark, who knows, the Internet celebrity female guests and Tony's stylist began to change their looks and play Baolai.

"Excuse me, is your name Tony? There is a person who recommended an ancient coin from your family, I want to see it, I wonder if you have one? ”

"Of course, this guest officer, may I ask if this is what you are talking about?"

The female guest of the Internet celebrity took the pebble that she picked up at some point and held it in her hand, and even the gaffer couldn't help but take a closer look.

"Wow! This is simply a rare treasure, and it is the first time to see such a high-end finished product, how much does it cost? ”

"It's too familiar to talk about money, you just give me some fish and shrimp."

The high wind and brightness of the Internet celebrity female guests made the stylist Tony very appreciative, and kept raising his thumbs, but because of the "Wow! The gaffer had already fallen to the ground, but the light in his hand was dim and did not fall, and was shaking when he was raised to the side.

"Brother Tai, may I ask who it is, where did you come from, and where are you going?"

"You don't care about it, just say if you two still want to act, right? If I don't want to, I'll go home. ”

The gaffer begged on the ground, and asked the Internet celebrity girl and Tony's stylist to look at each other, and then divided five by two, and began to cut the gaffer's hair.

"Stop! Don't touch my hair. ”

"We're thanking you for not cutting it for him, it's a bit long over here, Tony."

The Internet celebrity female guest was talking while directing the stylist Tony, and he quickly became familiar with the scissors, and each scissor was particularly detailed.

"Okay, okay, you take a snapshot and look in the mirror."

After the gaffer got his hair done, he felt a light in front of him, and he looked at the light carefully, it was dim, where did the light come from.

As a result, when the gaffer lowered his head, he found that the neck of the Internet celebrity female guest was emitting white light.

When the gaffer reacted, there was already hair on the ground, and it touched its bare head, and it was angry.

"You two are too much, I'm the least suitable to have a bald head, and my long hair makes me confident."

"But your hair is too long, it's all up to your waist."

"What's the matter with you, I'm just a gaffer, not an actor, why are you so me?"

"It's not because you're blocking our lights, or would it be so dark?"

"This light can be dimmed or not, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

When the gaffer talked about this, it suddenly dawned on him that it turned out that the Internet celebrity female guest and Tony's stylist shaved their hair bald because of this, and after the gaffer explained sadly, the two of them apologized frequently.

However, it has not helped.

"We let you act in a play, you are not even an extra, the audience doesn't know that there is a fish like you, you are silently behind the scenes."

"It's not silent, you also give me small fish and shrimp, just less, I don't want to be an actor, I just want to be a manager, such as the kind of director who manages others, or a producer or something

。 ”

Although the female guests of Internet celebrities can see the lighting designer every time they come to the play, they know for the first time that he has such a big dream.

"If you really want to, then you can be the director or producer of the two of us, come on, I announce below, all departments pay attention, let the gaffer substitute for the director and paper man for a day today, all of us have to listen to him, do you hear? If you violate, you will be punished and take back the small fish and shrimp I gave. ”

The female guest shouted at the oxygen in the water, but there was no response.

"Okay, I'm done with them, you can start acting, be generous, come on." The female guest then encouraged the gaffer.

"Okay, then you guys go over there for me to sit, our scene is about two people, from young to old love scenes, do you two know how to act?"

"What's so hard about that, the key is makeup, but don't worry, there's Tony's stylist here, are you afraid that you can't handle anything?"

After listening to the performance of the Internet celebrity female guests, Tony was very happy, and he was overflowing.

"Okay, then let's play middle-aged first and get ready to start."

"Wait, director and producer, I want to ask, shouldn't we start acting with young people first?"

"I said start acting from where you start, what? Who is the Director and Producer? ”

"You are, but you can't be blind, can you?"

The female guest began to argue with the gaffer.

"How can I be blind to command, according to my understanding, I should play middle-aged first, know what it is like at this time, and then play the youth, I will feel it more deeply, some things will not be done when I am young, just like our Princess Shi Yue, life has been reversed, isn't it just to let her know what time reversal is all about? It's just that she's gone. ”

"You know, first play the middle-aged, then the young, and finally the elderly, that's what you mean?"

"It must be, let's change it, when we are old, we also perform a little bit of old goblin feeling, preferably the kind with a young mentality."

"Honey, I wonder if it was a mistake for you to let him guide us."

"I think the same way, Tony, but I can't help it, whoever made me get excited agreed to him, let's just stand up again, like him suddenly get some benefits, definitely won't play, let's just follow him, he's happy, after all, we both blamed him just now."

"Okay." The Internet celebrity female guest and Tony's stylist hit it off and immediately decided to start acting.

But a strong "card" makes the Internet celebrity female guests really unbearable.

"We haven't started acting yet, have we?"

"I said that a card is a card, you guys are not right, middle-aged, what is middle-aged, a decadent middle-aged uncle who learns from human beings."

"Why don't you learn something good, that's negative energy, society needs to convey positive ability, only in this way can you save a person's heart, which is more important than saving his body."

"I know, I know, now you play a middle-aged uncle and aunt, and you are ready to meet each other."

"The most beautiful is the sunset red, warm and calm......"

"Kakaka! It's not old age, it's middle age, you look at each other affectionately, and then a spark of love emerges. ”

"Director and producer, the one you're talking about is a young man, I really can't act, I'm sorry, I'll go first."

Tony's stylist's sudden anger startled the Internet celebrity female guest, "Don't go, we said okay." ”