Chapter 13 Internet celebrity female guest Tony (1)
The female guest of the Internet celebrity is holding her head.
"What's wrong with you? honeyγ Tony's stylist asked her.
"What kind of hair dye did you use to dye my hair last time, my whole scalp hurts now, Tony, I can't stand it."
"Shall I wash your hair, then? honeyγ β
"Will it work, Tony, I'm in pain right now, not itchy, will it always be nice to wash my hair?"
"So what do you want to do? You can't shave your head bald. β
"If shaving my head can make my head not hurt, I'm willing, I don't know what's going on, it's too bad, it's bad now, my head is raised again, I won't have lice, right? I'm an idol, and if that's the case, how can I see people? Help me figure it out, Tony. β
"Isn't your brother home today?"
"No, just say it, what should I do? I've never had this effect, it's really hard to imagine, I'm afraid that next, I'm going to be a big pig's head. β
"You lie here, I'll help you rub your hair."
Mr. Tony began to pick up a basin of warm water, and then took the water and washed it over and over again.
"Are you better?"
"It's not good, it's still raised, you help me scrape it with a comb, it's too itchy."
"Okay, so what? You see the severity of my technique, do you feel appropriate? β
"Huh? Not to mention that it does feel so much better, how do you do that? β
"It's with love."
When the Internet celebrity female guest heard Tony's stylist's words, she almost spit out his face with a mouthful of old blood, "Tony, you don't need to be so numb, didn't I tell you a long time ago, did I agree to be with you?" So a lot of things jump over, and you don't have to fall in love. β
"You mean, you want to get married directly? Although you are an older young woman, I want to tell you that love is still a necessity before marriage, otherwise after getting married, you will not know, who are you marrying, and you still feel uncomfortable looking at your head now? β
"It's not uncomfortable." The Internet celebrity female guest got up from the single bed with satisfaction, "You are really well prepared, and you have moved the temporary bed you used to our house." β
"Actually, I didn't use any products just now, just used water, and you said that my head didn't hurt or itch, do you know what Wei is?"
"I don't know, Tony, don't sell it, since I've been with you, it seems that you're more shy than before, if you have anything to say, just say it, don't hide it."
βhoneyγ We were in love just now, that's your unique way of being coquettish, am I right? β
"You're talking nonsense, my hair is really uncomfortable, and it's much better now."
"Washing with water doesn't have any effect on repairing your hair, it just makes your hair wet, but you have a miraculous reaction, don't you think it's the effect of love?"
"Say no more, I'm going to work."
"You're going to get busy, aren't you? Tony. β
"However, my work revolves around you, so I will go wherever you go."
"No, I don't want to do this, I think there should be a bit of distance, especially between couples."
Tony muttered in a low voice, "Then you don't have the same attitude towards Feng Feng as me, I don't want you to be moved, stay with me, I want you to really like me, feel that you can't do without me, so that I can really feel that I am needed." β
While Tony was thinking about it, the female guest had already walked out of the house.
And Tony was following closely through the back door, quickly hiding at the moment when the Internet celebrity female guest was about to find out.
"I know you're there!"
The Internet celebrity female guest shouted back, Tony didn't come out, but he thought he was discovered, so he had to sigh softly, who knew that the Internet celebrity female guest just tested whether there was Tony behind her, and after feeling no, she immediately turned around and continued to run to the car driven by the assistant.
"Hurry up and drive."
"Brother-in-law is following you again, she's a stylist, I think you really should take him with you, do you need me to turn around and go back to pick him up?"
"No, no, don't need it, hurry up and drive your car, if it weren't for the Little Mermaid music box you gave me, it would be self-defeating, maybe, it wouldn't remind Feng Feng of that Shi Yue."
"But it's all according to the script, it's just that you don't want to go back to the palace where you used to live, and you have made the human virtual fish palace the way it was."
"Joke, do I have that ability? I just don't want my character to collapse, since I'm an Internet celebrity, I'm going to be popular all the way, in that palace, who knows me, I can only stay in one place for the rest of my life and wait for death, I don't want to be so boring, in short, you hurry up. β
"Oops! A shadow flew over just now, did you see it? β
"I think you're determined to wait for your brother-in-law, right? In that case, I'll go on my own. β
The Internet celebrity female guest no longer sat in the car driven by the assistant, but after getting out of the car, she ran away, and the scene she was exposed to made her return to the original state, but her body changed back to the appearance of a fish.
"Director, producer, I'm late because the car broke down halfway."
The Internet celebrity female guests looked at the scene of the program group, and a scene swept by the Longquan wind came into view.
The director and producer have all turned into fish, as well as lights and cameras, and the Internet celebrity female guests can't tell which one should be the direction they are standing in, so they have to turn around.
"Director."
"What director?"
"Aren't you the director of the scene in "Mysterious Labyrinth"? It's not that I've changed, you don't know me anymore, it's okay, I can introduce myself. β
"You don't know me, do you? I'm not a director, I'm a producer. β
"Oh, hello producer, when does this show start?"
"What play?"
"I can't remember it either, but you will definitely know, because you are a producer and an investor, so your play, you will not know."
"I don't know."
"It seems that the memory of the fish is only 7 seconds, and sure enough, it's right, it's okay, it's okay, producer, if you forget, forget it, I'll ask the director."
"No need to ask, he didn't even remember who I was just now."
"Oh my God, can this scene be filmed or not?"
"What play?"
The producer began to ask the Internet celebrity female guests like a repeater again.
"I've explained it several times, if I can remember, I still need to ask you, it's really interesting, okay, okay, don't talk about it, if you don't remember it all, I'll shoot it again."
"What's going on?"
"Romantic drama!"
"Rural?"
"No, no, it's urban love horror, no, you've confused me, it's an urban love idol drama, inside
has a handsome little brother, and a lively and cute little sister, just like me, or I can be the heroine. β
"Isn't the heroine Xiaodouding?"
"Can you remember? Are you kidding around with me? β
"Is Xiao Douding a C position?"
"Yes, yes, okay? But she doesn't have time now, she fell in love, so I can only play here, besides, I used to be the heroine, she was just a female supporting actress, but you added drama to her without authorization, and the audience thought she was the heroine. β
"Then you just said that you want to shoot a romantic drama, Xiaodouding is in love, why can't we shoot her directly?"
"You think it's a documentary? Film and television dramas are going to be changed and deleted, in short, I should be the heroine, don't get her back, or you have to steal the show from me, I thought she would become my sister-in-law, let me order it, who knows that my brother still can't forget my dead sister-in-law. β
"Your brother and sister-in-law just came."
"Don't scare me, do you know my sister-in-law who died?"
"Yes, she just came."
"It's too hard to talk to you, so go ahead."
"Great!"
The female guest of the Internet celebrity was angry and began to talk to the gaffer, "Wait a minute, shoot me beautifully." β
"What's going on?"
"What do you say, you've been preparing here for so long, you don't even know what to film, right?"
"I don't know!"
"It's really a defeat to me, I knew that I couldn't be cheap, all the actors hired are cheap, are you good to take a snack, listen carefully to what the director says, hit the light on my face, I feel that I am a little brighter, don't forget to hit me, in case I wear white, you completely make me magical, I see that I am afraid."
After the Internet celebrity female guest finished speaking, the lighting engineer looked at the Internet celebrity female guest as if she didn't understand.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, let's start now, has the actor arrived?"
"I don't know!"
"I don't know how much I have to worry about the crew here, hurry up and call the actor, it's Feng Feng, didn't I ask you to invite them last time? I said that if he didn't come to film, I wouldn't shoot this scene, didn't you promise me?"
"Love to shoot or not, anyway, if we don't pay for it, we will contribute, and we will get small fish and shrimp, didn't you tell us?"
"You can remember the food here, the rewards I won for acting were all given to you, but as a result, you didn't act at all, and you couldn't catch your real acting, so let me repeat it over and over again, now I have figured it out, I can't blame the actors, because the director shouted this."
The director was not too happy when he heard the Internet celebrity female guest bury herself like this, pulling a long face, with a sense of puffer fish.
"If I don't act, we'll all go home and rest, I'm sleepy, I don't want to waste time here, work is completely a process of reducing life, I don't want to live like this anymore, I don't want to live like this anymore, life is like that......"
"Stop, director, you're going to sing? Forget it, don't act, let's see whose loss it is, small fish and shrimp, you don't have to pay me back, now I announce, our Internet celebrity team will be disbanded on the spot, and now you are happy, right? β
When the Internet celebrity female guest said this, she thought that she would get a crying response, and then rethink the problem she was in, but who knew that at the moment when the Internet celebrity female guest finished speaking, she could no longer find any crew members.