Chapter 1: Not worthy of being a rogue
"Get up! Tuhao, Wan Shuai, big brother, it's 8:30" the head of the room reminded, holding the inferior glue cup issued at the beginning of school in one hand, holding a toothbrush in the other, and stepping on slippers to wash.
The local tyrant touched the bed with sleepy eyes, and said in his mouth: "Last night's game assistant was a good pit, I didn't win all the way by myself, the mid-laner is too rubbish, and the jungler won't catch it."
Wan Shuai's sturdy little body turned over and got out of bed after a carp nap, went straight to the toilet, a little anxious, saw that the toilet was closed, looked around, and found that it was the brother-in-law, and shouted impatiently: "Brother-in-law, hurry up, I want to go to the toilet" and reminded uneasily: "Big".
The mischievous voice of the brother-in-law came from the toilet: "Give me ten more minutes", but the sound of flushing was already heard.
The eldest brother has a slow temperament, the head of the room shouted a few more times, and there was no follow-up after listening to him a few times, and I didn't know how late I chatted with my sister-in-law last night, Wan Shuai finished watching the movie, and the local tyrant game was playing, and the eldest brother's mobile phone kept flashing.
Chuanrui asked the room for a long time uneasily, and then said unhurriedly: "There are 20 minutes left, sleep for another 5 minutes, get dressed for two minutes, wash up for 2 minutes, and then rush to the cafeteria to buy breakfast, the time is about the same." ”
After the brother-in-law in charge of the appearance is done, he asks about the course, prepares the books, the head of the room brings the seat card, and mixes into the army of morning classes in the snail house with his roommates, goes down to the sixth floor, unlocks the lock, rides on the car, the brother-in-law carries the local tyrant, the head of the room carries Wan Shuai, Wan Shuai carries the seat card on the class and a few books inside, Chuan Rui holds the book and opens the road in front of him with one hand, and the eldest brother follows, shuttling through the flow of people and going to the classroom.
There are the most people in the class in the morning, what flight attendants, the cost of the girl is not lacking in the face and figure of the person, too late to look, see the stitches, rushed to the classroom, can only glance at the back of its good-looking dress, infinite reverie, meet the curious deliberately pass by, dashing over the fragrance.
After rushing to the classroom, find a suitable position, preferably in the back, but everyone likes it, the teacher is unhappy, and bluntly asks: the front is full first, and the back is to sit in the front.
The head of the room handed out their seat cards one by one and placed them on the table so that the teacher could take a roll call or something.
In relatively loose and lax courses, most of the teachers are reading from the book, which is extremely boring, and it is no longer as forced indoctrination as in high school.
The studious ones sit in the middle near the teacher, and those who don't want to learn, the local tyrants and the like hide in the corners, burying their heads, with books on the table, holding a mobile phone in their hands under the desk, nibbling on their fingers that seem to be delicious to read novels, and crossing Erlang's legs, very seriously.
The eldest brother didn't know who he was chatting with, and Chuan Rui was talking to the people around him in a low voice, as if he had a lot of topics with anyone. Wan Shuai continued to date Zhou Gong's daughter, and his brother-in-law stood out from the crowd, seemingly very active and serious, rushing to answer questions, but he was just noisy and popular.
The head of the room seems to be listening to the class very seriously and taking notes, but in fact, his heart is as clear as a mirror, and he can't learn the real thing in this school, just coping with exams and growing up.
Some stared at the female teacher on the podium distractedly, reminiscing about a certain shadow in the morning. The graceful figure, the long hair fluttering, the exposed white calves like snow lotus, and the side face that flashed and flashed, the corners of the eyebrows and the ear hair are so intoxicating and unforgettable.
After class, you have a 10-minute break, or Kan Dashan or go to the toilet or take a breath from the balcony. Wan Shuai and Tuhao, two old smokers, took their eldest brother to the toilet to smoke again, and Chuanrui, a rice fan, was advertising Xiaomi again, promoting the good of Xiaomi mobile phones.
The brother-in-law is involved in flowers and grass every day, which makes the only slightly eye-catching girl in the monk class smile.
The head of the room was bored to go out for a walk, and unexpectedly found that the girl in the flight attendant class in the classroom next door, the professional uniform, tall figure, and the modification of dressing and dressing, are relatively avant-garde compared to the entire college, the full protrusions are more obvious and attractive under the uniform, the thighs under the short skirt, snow-white and slender, delicate facial features, inexplicably evoked the bold idea of taking a bite of the delicate and dripping, and couldn't help but glance at it after glancing at it.
It seems that the girl discovered the voyeurism of the room manager, but she also seems to be used to the peacock effect of being noticed, and she is very generous. The head of the room is shy, usually silent, and seems to be honest, but in fact he is sullen in his heart.
But he was also thin-skinned, and walked towards the toilet, not to go to the toilet, but the women's toilet was next to the men's toilet, to touch the eye, and when he came back, he deliberately went to look at the beautiful flight attendant girl before, and there was a little regret that I didn't see it.
Eat at noon, except for the local tyrant in the first bedroom, he threw the textbook to the head of the room to wait for his daughter-in-law to eat, which is considered a single baby who is separated from the collective, and the others ride to the second canteen. There are fewer people in a canteen, and it is relatively far away, so teachers generally come here to eat, and there are advantages for those who have bicycles, so they can queue less.
Everyone makes two dishes per person, and there are 2 pieces of vegetarian dishes with 8 corners; 4 or 5 pieces of meat dishes; There are 3.5 types of chicken cutlets. Generally, one person has one meat and one vegetable, some people are responsible for queuing up to get a plate to eat, some people go to chopsticks, some people go to play free seaweed soup, and then everyone gets together to eat.
After returning to the dormitory, take a nap, and the local tyrants and Wan Shuai, who are addicted to games, may give it a hand.
After class at 8:50 p.m., go back to the dormitory to change clothes and go on a daily playground date with my brother-in-law, eldest brother and Chuanrui are either basketball or dormitory games, Wan Shuai video accompanies the daughter-in-law of a long-distance relationship, a soft girl who can even look at the head of the room, although the brother-in-law's children and friends play a lot, but none of them can get into the eyes of the head of the room.
The reason why the brother-in-law is called the brother-in-law is because he has so many sisters that his girlfriend can't count them on his fingers, so he doesn't mention those ambiguous and potential sisters who are accepted.
In terms of height, the local tyrant and Wan Shuai are almost small, the eldest brother and the head of the room are 1.7 medium height, and Chuan Rui and the brother-in-law are 1.75 tall and tall. Everyone is not fat, and the only room chief who is said to be fat is not really fat.
In terms of age, the eldest brother is the largest, the head of the room is second, and the third brother-in-law is Wan Shuai, the local tyrant, and the youngest Chuanrui.
The brother-in-law is the most romantic and frequently changes girlfriends, and it is said that he has slept a few times in the open room, but he is still a virgin. Wan Shuai's girlfriend is a high school girl, a little girl. The local tyrant's girlfriend started school, and she slept in a month, she was a female flight attendant, and she felt like the two of them were upside down.
Women are tall and men are short, the height of the flight attendant is definitely not shorter, and then there are female men, and the figure is healthier than that of the local tyrant (you can't just say fat Sa, everyone understands it), I don't know if the girls are open now, or because the local tyrant is too handsome. It doesn't look like a good combination, is this a love story of bamboo and banana?
From a practical point of view, the local tyrant is as his name suggests, he is really a local tyrant, he does business at home, and he has relatives who are officials, he can be described as powerful in the local area, he has been exposed to it since he was a child, he is exquisite, and his flamboyant kung fu is really not bad, plus he spoils his wife and crazy demons, all kinds of greasy together, college girls are empty, and they love vanity and other factors are still possible.
But the local tyrant is really a local tyrant, he really didn't say anything about the roommate, the face of the profiteer was undoubtedly exposed, in addition to bragging, in fact, everyone is still friends. The biggest gain from college is probably this daughter-in-law.
The eldest brother is a very real.,But the temperament is very slow.,A typical sullen heart under the cold appearance of the room chief.,Chat videos with many female friends every day.,Sometimes at the same time.,And the quality of the sister is not bad.。
Chuanrui is a handsome pot who pursues perfection, whether it is a perfect body or face, his skin is as white as the head of the room, he is great at sports, he has won awards in running, and basketball is not bad. The ability to swing the dragon gate array is also good, and I know everything, especially the strange news of the likes of the gods, but it is a little more serious, and everything has to be earned. He is particularly good at drinking, but he has also been drunk a few times, and some like to gamble.
For feelings, as always, as pure as a constellation, Virgo, it is indeed the first time, I like a girl at the beginning of school, and the woman also has a good impression of him, but it seems that boys will be timid about the girls they like, even if there are a thousand words in their hearts, but they can't express one in ten thousand, they will show blushing and other phenomena, and finally a boy who looks anxious chased away the sweet-looking flight attendant girl.
Since then, Chuanrui has been drunk because of this incident, and this pain seems to be experienced by every boy if he wants to grow up. There are already many monks and little porridge in the college, and he has never responded to the upside down.
Of course, Chuanrui is not the only person who is infatuated, and there is also a room manager who seems to care about nothing who also pursues perfection, a lover who has liked a girl for many years at first sight.
When some pain is experienced, the tears condense into a ruthless silent oath, and the desperation after infatuation is all lost, and its dark factor infects the simplicity of kindness.
Confession: I've failed countless girls, I've turned down countless beds, and I'm no longer worthy of being a hooligan