"Sneer......"

Brother Donkey thrust his hands into the hot iron sand, and bursts of white smoke suddenly appeared, and the air was filled with the smell of meat. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You're crazy!" The monk who was five big and three thick hurriedly rushed over and pulled out Pan Xiaoxian's hands, looking at the red hands, he was shocked and angry and scolded Pan Xiaoxian: "Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Does it hurt? ”

It doesn't hurt at all! Pan Xiaoxian just wanted to shake his head, and suddenly reacted that something was wrong, and he was almost exposed, so he quickly nodded again: "It hurts!" ”

"It hurts, and you still stick it in?" The five big and three rough monks said angrily: "Yuantong is doing hair? How can anyone stick iron sand in the first place? ”

Ale? Pan Xiaoxian blinked and his eyes widened: "Senior brother, what are you inserting without iron sand?" ”

"At first, I made a big vat to insert fine flour sand, and inserted my palm into the fine flour sand with horse steps, stirring and rubbing...... After that, the palm of the hand rotates on the tank, and the fine flour sand floats and rotates with the slight movement of the hand......

"Later, the fine flour sand will be replaced with large sand, and when you can effortlessly let the big sand and gravel spin with your palm, replace it with iron sand, and wait until the iron sand can rotate in the vat, and then you are qualified to insert hot iron sand and fry chestnuts!"

The five big and three thick monks raised their eyebrows and said: "The most important thing is that this is a job that can only be done by cultivating internal strength, and the internal force is not messing around?" ”

Wait a minute!

Internal force?

Pan Xiaoxian suddenly realized, no wonder the dead fat man of Yuantong asked me to fry chestnuts directly, he saw through my internal strength, so he let me step into the stomach and cool my heart!

No wonder Lao Tzu's pair of snow-white and pink little hands are familiar, it turns out that the posture of opening is wrong! Brother Donkey suddenly realized that it was time to perform the real technique!

Chixia's internal force ran to his hands, and Pan Xiaoxian felt the internal force trembling excitedly in the meridians, and with a "whoosh" voice, he inserted his hands into the hot iron sand.

"Bang la, bang lala......"

"YTO is simply lawless now!" The five big and three rough monks are still venting their grievances against Yuantong on the side: "Every time he goes down the mountain to help the brothers and sisters bring something, either he brings the wrong thing, or he is short of catties and two, and sometimes he even forgets to bring it!" The most infuriating thing is that he stole something and told us that he lost it!

"In the beginning, he would send us to the meditation room, and then he would put it in the concierge room for us to pick up! Ami, does he know how big the Shaolin Temple is?

"Let's complain about him, his attitude is worse than ours! We had to go up to complain, and the abbot actually said that if the water is clear, there will be no fish......

"You said that this Yuantong is still special and can not do it, if he can't do it, it's a big deal for us to ask Uncle Shentong and Uncle Shunfeng - Emma, what are you doing?"

As soon as the five big and three rough monks turned around, they saw that Pan Xiaoxian was actually inserting iron sand, and he was frightened to the chrysanthemums, and then looked at it, Pan Xiaoxian's hands were unscathed, and he fried the iron sand "Bang Bang Bang", and he was still thinking about humming some little song.

"You, you, you ......" The five big and three rough monks were stunned for a moment and suddenly realized: "Good boy, it turns out that you have already cultivated your internal strength?" ”

"Thank you, senior brother, for your advice!" Pan Xiaoxian smiled purely.

"No, you're welcome...... "The five big and three thick monks gave Pan Xiaoxian a thumbs up: "Wow, it's amazing!" You have a ray of light spewing out of the Celestial Spirit Cover, you know?

"At a young age, he has the internal strength to cultivate, and he is a martial arts wizard who is rare to see in a hundred years! If one day you are asked to open up the second vein of Rendu, then you will not fly to the sky? As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell-"

Are you going to give me a copy of "The Palm of the Gods"? Brother Donkey is very worried, if he really gives me a copy of "Rulai Divine Palm", what if I practice? Or practice? Or practice?

"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, the task of inserting iron sand and frying chestnuts will be handed over to you, okay?" The five big and three rough monks patted Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder earnestly: "The opportunity to fry chestnuts is a priceless treasure, I think it is related to you, so I will give it to you for free!" ”

How can a person be so shameless? Brother Donkey's whole person was stunned, and when he reacted, the five big and three rough monks had disappeared.

As the so-called big husband can bend and stretch, and a good man can attack and accept! Pan Xiaoxian gritted his teeth, I have "Chixia Divine Skill", who am I afraid of?

I'm plugging! I'm plugging! I'm plugging in!

Master Yuantong held the ring ruler between his armpits, and floated to the back kitchen out of nowhere, when suddenly a little monk jumped out and stopped him: "Uncle Shi! The last time you went out of the mountain, I asked you to bring the rejoicing shampoo, did you steal it with your conscience? ”

"Kouhu!" Master Yuantong glared at him fiercely: "I, Yuantong, am a disciple of Buddhism, how can a disciple of Buddhism steal?" ”

"I'm going to the abbot to complain about you!"

"Hmph, you go! If you have the ability, you can complain about me! ”

Master Yuantong proudly shook off the tearful little monk and floated into the back kitchen, and then heard a tactful and melodious singing voice.

"Medicine! Medicine! Check Trouble! Anti-mother Angbei nose enough! Verb Da Ci, Dong Dong Da Ci, Verb Da Ci, Dong Dong Da Ci...... 10,000, spit, shatter, Buddha! Who's singing! Verb great mercy! Warms up the loneliness! Verb great mercy! The white clouds are long and the blue sky is still ......"

Ami ...... Master Yuantong floated in angrily to take a look, and couldn't help but change his face greatly, this couldn't help him?

I saw Pan Xiaoxian humming a cheerful tune, and at the same time, his hands were "sparsely" inserted in the iron sand, so high that he didn't want it.

This kid is really talented in martial arts! Master Yuantong narrowed his eyes and walked over: "Donor, you have a relationship with the Buddha, why should you be greedy for red dust?" The poor monk has the heart to treat you, the so-called sea of bitterness is boundless, and turning back is the shore, it is better for you to take refuge in my Buddha......"

"Uhhh

A photo on the mobile phone screen was presented in front of Master Yuantong, it was Pan Xiaoxian holding Ning Yusha in his arms from behind, with the flawless Xiaodao Gu on the left and the pink phoenix on the right after the second round of the competition.

Brother Donkey said indifferently: "Master, this little Daoist aunt also wants to save me, if it's you, who are you willing to listen to?" ”

Master Yuantong looked at Ning Yu's broken fish and geese, and then looked at the flawless little Dao Gu who closed the moon and shy flowers, and then looked at the pink phoenix with a national color and fragrance, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice concealedly: "Donor, why don't we discuss how the chestnuts are fried?" ”

"Master, please look!" Pan Xiaoxian pointed to the chestnuts that had been collected in the bamboo dustpan next to him, which were all the fruits of Pan Xiaoxian's labor.

Master Yuantong casually pulled and pulled in the chestnuts and sneered: "At least one-tenth of the scorched, at least one-fifth of the sandwiched, you can digest the scorched by yourself, and reprocess the sandwich!" All in all, the monks of the whole temple have to eat fifty catties of chestnuts at dinner, and you don't have to eat dinner if you can't finish frying! ”

"You temple people are really good at playing!" Brother Donkey is also drunk, he can fry up to ten catties of chestnuts in one pot, and five pots of fifty catties of chestnuts, but he has to shave off the burnt and raw ones, and he has to fry at least seven or eight pots to make up fifty catties of chestnuts!

YTO Master! If I call you stupid, do you dare to say yes!

"Ami tofu, good, good!" Master Yuantong left with his hands folded, and he didn't know that he had just helped the old lady cross the road.

I don't know how long it took, Pan Xiaoxian finally finished frying fifty catties of chestnuts, and when he went out to see the sky, it was already sunset.

Just in time for dinner! Brother Donkey was so moved that he almost cried, and then he heard the shameful sound of "popping" from other kitchens.

Following the sound, Pan Xiaoxian saw that in another kitchen, Tang Yi was practicing handstand on the stove......

Nima practicing handstand on the stove?

Brother, the medicine can't be stopped!

"Smack!" Master Yuantong, who was standing next to the stove, hit Tang Yi's head with a ruler: "Donor, be strong!" Don't stop! ”

"Hmm......" Tang Yi bit his lip and made a shameful sound, he didn't dare to open his mouth because saliva fell into the pot and he had to be hit by the board!

Pan Xiaoxian saw that Tang Yi was stir-frying upside down, holding a big shovel like a shovel in his hand, constantly turning in the pot.

Because this is a big pot dish for more than 500 people in the whole temple to eat, the pot is very vast, the shovel is also oversized, it is very difficult to turn upside down, and it is even more difficult to turn upside down, and you have to rely on this shovel to maintain your own balance, otherwise...... This pot has to be turned into a meat dish!

When Pan Xiaoxian looked closely, he found that Tang Yi's technique of holding the shovel was still exquisite, he was stir-frying with the shovel between the fingers of his thumb, index finger, and middle finger, which undoubtedly increased the difficulty!

Suddenly, Tang Yi's hand was weak, and the whole person plunged into the pot, but he saw Master Yuantong hit him on the head with a ruler, and Tang Yi flew up suddenly, and when he fell, Tang Yi hurriedly put the shovel in the pot a little more, and finally regained his balance.

Brother Donkey couldn't help nodding secretly: I am relieved to see that you are not doing well......

After sneaking out of this kitchen, Pan Xiaoxian thought about walking around to see if the pink phoenix was also suffering.

Sure enough, he saw the pink phoenix in a kitchen, and the pink little girl was striding on a horse, competing with a dustpan full of soybeans.

She only used three fingers to pinch three soybeans, twisted the soybeans into soybean flour with a strong twist, put them in the dustpan on the side, and then pinched up the three soybeans......

Pan Xiaoxian looked carefully, the pink phoenix soybeans are quite special, tightly close the middle finger of the index, press it with the thumb, just touch the fingers of the three fingers, take the first section of the fingertips as the degree, slowly push it outward, rotate into a circle, from the outside to the inside, and then from the inside to the outside......

After watching for a while, Brother Donkey finally realized, it turned out that the work that the pink phoenix is doing now has been recorded in the history books, in ancient times, ordinary people would blindfold the donkey, pull the stone mill around and around, if you refuse to go around, you have to be whipped......

I'm even happier to see that you're all having a bad day...... Brother Donkey instantly felt relaxed, and the whole person was cute! (To be continued.) )