Chapter 185: Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning! [3 more]

"I finally survived with difficulty today...... Tang Yi threw himself on the bunk like garbage, and he didn't want to move again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I feel like my body is hollowed out...... Pink Phoenix climbed to the bunk little by little like a koala, as if she had exhausted all her strength.

"The devil knows what I've been through...... Brother Donkey is actually not tired at all, although he has been working for a day, but his Chixia internal strength is full of a lot, and the whole person is refreshed and energetic! However, as a team, everyone else is tired and wants to die, and he is the only one who seems to be separated from the masses?

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills...... Brother Donkey smashed himself on the bunk with a "poof", indicating that he was exhausted.

"Is this our martial arts practice?" Tang Yi had tears in his eyes: "Boss, my tears fell when I know the truth......"

"You're not alone!" Brother Donkey comforted him.

"Boss, you don't even know how hard I'm today!" Tang Yi finally saw his relatives, and cried to Pan Xiaoxian: "Let me chop wood before dawn, don't talk about firewood knives, don't even give me nail clippers!" It's all hard pulling!

"Boss, look at my little arms and legs, the trunk is thicker than my waist, I pulled it out and pulled it out, and finally exerted the spirit of 'Yugong moving mountains', pulled out a big tree at noon, and finally carried it back, guess what?

"That old bald donkey told me that lunch time is over, so let's get ready for dinner! Do another practice before dinner, just let me stir-fry, damn it! That pot is bigger than the kang we sleep on!

"He made Lao Tzu stand upside down, and he could only use three fingers to pinch a shovel to stir-fry, do you know, boss? My heart was almost broken......"

"Brother, I'm sorry for you......" Pan Xiaoxian comforted him kindly, and the pink phoenix on the side was envious and jealous:

"Boss, I'm suffering! When it was still dark, I was asked to carry water, and the bottom of the bucket was pointed, not giving people a chance to breathe!

"I had to carry a bucket with my arms flat and come back from more than 60 kilometers away, and I couldn't spill more water because everybody had to fill a tank of water!

"Boss, I've been running ten times! It was already afternoon when I filled a jar of water, and Yuantong also said that I should simply eat it with dinner, and then let me do another practice, twist soybeans, twist and twist with three fingers, and twist it into a powder!

"A whole dustpan of soybeans...... Woo, it's all tears when you say it, and the fingers of the Lun family are about to be twisted into chicken feet! ”

"The hard lady grinds tofu, the hard lady grinds tofu...... wow" Pan Xiaoxian felt deeply, and sighed faintly: "I'm not much better than you, Balabala Bala ......"

Hearing that Pan Xiaoxian also told him about his sadness, Pink Phoenix and Tang Yi were both in awe, amazing my brother!

It's just a matter of chopping firewood with your bare hands, and you can put your bare hands into the hot iron sand and fry chestnuts.

"Boss, I don't think they want to teach us martial arts at all!" Tang Yi said angrily: "They tortured us in every way, they simply wanted us to quit if we couldn't hold on!" ”

"What are they doing here?" Pink Phoenix habitually scolded him.

"Figure what? Don't pass on the martial arts! Tang Yi pouted: "We are not monks in Shaolin Temple, we are just studying for half a month temporarily, they must be unwilling to teach us real kung fu!" If you don't believe it, just look at it, it's been half a month......"

"Squeak!"

The door was pushed open, Tang Yi decisively shut up, and sure enough, in the blink of an eye, Master Yuantong floated in like a ghost.

"Three donors," Master Yuantong asked, with his hands folded and his eyebrows kindly asked, "How did you feel about the first two practices today?" ”

"Five words floating in the sky, that's not a problem!" Tang Yi didn't hesitate to blow the - when I go out, I represent Tang Menlang!

The signboard of "Ning Yu Yama King Mo provoke Tang Menlang" can't be smashed in my hands, even if you are tired of chrysanthemum molting and Ding Ding Ding cramps, you have to be tough on the front!

The pink phoenix cautiously peeked at Pan Xiaoxian, and Pan Xiaoxian slowly stretched out a thumbs up: "It's proper!" ”

Brother Donkey also gave up on himself, anyway, no matter what they say, Master Yuantong will definitely be able to achieve even the rain and dew.

It's like in the morning, Master Yuantong only punished Pink Phoenix and Tang Yi for not being allowed to eat breakfast, but let alone breakfast, the three of them ate dinner once a day!

Even this dinner was only eaten hot by Pan Xiaoxian, and Pink Phoenix and Tang Yi were both cold leftovers, which was the result of Master Yuantong's mercy.

"Well, since you are all so energetic and high-spirited, let's prepare to start today's third practice." Master Yuantong's empathetic way.

I bought a watch last year! Which eye do you have to see us in high spirits and high spirits?

Tang Yi simply complained powerlessly: "Master! Can you give me a happy word, how many times a day do we have to practice? ”

"The monks don't speak," Master Yuantong smiled and nodded: "I promise this is the last time!" ”

"Walk you!" The trio got up and got off the kang, followed Master Yuantong out of the room, and by the dim light in the courtyard, they walked deeper and deeper, and the more gloomy they went.

This is a narrow alley, and the black hole doesn't know where it leads, Master Yuantong stopped and said kindly: "The third practice is very simple, as long as you each walk this alley to the end alone, even if your cultivation is completed today!" ”

"I'm coming!" Tang Yi felt that as the first person in the trio of light skills, he had the obligation to be this bird.

Tangmen three uniques, light power, hidden weapons, poison! Light work ranks first, but it is by no means in vain!

Tang Yi suddenly felt that there was a murderous aura around him, he hurriedly looked back, only to see Master Yuantong intentionally or unintentionally comparing his black, thick and long thing, Tang Yi shrunk his neck -? Forgot! You are not allowed to use other martial arts in the Shaolin Temple!

Would you believe me if I said I was bragging? Tang Yi smiled obscenely, and there was a green leek stuffed between his teeth.

"You can!" Pan Xiaoxian and Pink Phoenix all looked at him with anticipation, Tang Menlang, hey! Light work is capricious!

it! Tang Yi gritted his teeth and glared, a pair of little short legs were upside down, and he "swished" into the alley.

"Poof! Poof! ......"Tang Yi felt that his heart was beating very strongly, and he didn't know why, he just felt that this small alley where there was obviously nothing brought him great psychological pressure, as if there were many two-color fans peeping at him!"

Tang Sect Sanjue is not in vain, in order to cultivate the secret weapon, Tang Yi's ears can even hear the sound of two flies mating in the dark room!

So after calming down and listening, Tang Yi soon discovered the extremely long and subtle sound of breathing, and he didn't know how many people were hidden in the dark!

"Whew-"

Tang Yi stopped suddenly, and sure enough, a strong wind in front of him suddenly chopped down, only to hear the sound of gold and iron "dang", and the bluestone floor tiles turned out to be stirring up a spark, with the faint light of the sparks, Tang Yi vaguely saw that it was an iron rod!

Lying Monkey Sailei! Tang Yi couldn't help but gasp, if he took another step forward just now, his head would have to be opened!

Tang Yi, who didn't hesitate, turned around and ran, I don't know how deep this alley is, obviously taking a turn back is the shortcut!

However, he had just run two steps, and a strong wind whistled, Tang Yi hurriedly retreated backwards, but at this moment, another strong wind appeared under his feet, Tang Yi immediately jumped up without thinking about it, but at this time, a stick suddenly came down from above his head.

"Phew!"

Tang Yi fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and kicked his legs, and fainted.

There were a few disdainful sneers in the darkness, and two figures followed up in front of Tang Yi, one dragging one leg and dragging Tang Yi out of the alley......

"Boss, what danger do you think there will be in this alley?" The pink phoenix clinged to Pan Xiaoxian's side and whispered.

Pan Xiaoxian has long been accustomed to her behavior of liking to hide behind herself, and she was like this when she was a pseudo-mother in the sixth district.

Pan Xiaoxian found that as long as she was with her, she liked to hide behind her, and she didn't pick up soap anyway, so she went with her.

Master Yuantong peeked at the pink phoenix's convex and backward hot and delicate body was about to become a pendant on Pan Xiaoxian's thigh, and he couldn't help but feel full of envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart - such a beautiful and sexy female bodhisattva, why didn't you come to save me?

With all due respect, the poor monk has a lot of wisdom!

"I don't know......" Pan Xiaoxian said a lie with a clear conscience, and suddenly heard a gust of wind in the dark alley, and a thin figure flew out like an arrow from the string, and the elegant posture and free fall "snap" fell at Pan Xiaoxian's feet.

"Tang Seng?" The pink phoenix couldn't help but be taken aback, only to see Tang Yi with a big red and purple bag on his head, and his eyes were closed and unconscious.

"Ami Tofu, don't worry, the two donors are relieved, Tang Shizhu just fainted, and it's fine." Master Yuantong smiled kindly and said, "Which donor will be the next benefactor?" ”

The pink phoenix just wanted to say that I was coming, but was stopped by Pan Xiaoxian, looked back and smiled, and Brother Donkey said lightly: "Retreat, I'm going to start pretending!" ”

The pink phoenix couldn't help but laugh, but her heart was warm, and she said softly: "Boss, thank you......"

"No thanks, my name is Lei Feng!" Brother Donkey turned around and dragged his heavy steps, staggering towards the alley, although the five fingers of the alley could not be seen in the black, but Brother Donkey felt that the red scarf on his chest was more colorful!

Ami tofu, Pan Shizhu, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning...... Master Yuantong clasped his hands together and smiled very obscenely.

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