Chapter 16 Pan Wenli smashed the stinky house angrily

Pan Wenli walked briskly, turned her head sideways and asked, "What do you understand?" ”

Pan Xiaohuan panted and said: "Big niece and big niece, you see, I am a person at the bottom of society, one has no money, two power, three no connections, and my ancestors have never been an official in eight generations. You come to judge, as a vulnerable person like me, is there any other way than to belittle myself and put on a cloak that disgusts everyone like a toad? ”

Pan Wenli smiled: "Uncle, it's nothing, you have read too many messy books, and your brain is in water." What age is it, and you are still playing with your set of old antiques, and there are more ordinary people in the world who have no money and no power, and I haven't seen you like this. ”

"That's because those who don't have money and power refuse to study, and those who are willing to study have money and power." Pan Xiaohuan argued.

At this time, the three of them had already arrived in front of Pan Xiaoliang's stinky house, Pan Wenli tilted her head and looked at a wooden sign hanging high on the door, on which two seal characters were written on the dragon flying and phoenix dance: stinky house. Pan Wenli said: "You are the only one in this world who has no money and no right to study, right? ”

"Probably." Pan Xiaohuan honestly admitted.

Pan Wenli looked at the two seal characters, and the more she looked at them, the more angry she became, and the two seal characters glared at her mockingly like a pair of evil big eyes, and squeezed her eyebrows defiantly. Pan Wenli glanced at a rusty hoe in the doorway, she ran over and grabbed the hoe, held it high, and slammed it against the two seals. Pan Xiaohuan's heart hurt so much that he was about to cry, he picked up the broken brand, held it in his arms, and muttered in his mouth: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth." ”

Pan Wenli said loudly: "I am not the gentleman you say, I will tell you again: I am the number one villain in Pan Yangzhuang." ”

Pan Wenxiu witnessed the whole process of Pan Wenli angrily smashing the wooden card, and she didn't say a word during the whole process.

Pan Wenli smashed the stinky house sign, and then said to Pan Wenxiu: "Take a shovel, the broom, clean up all the dirty and stinky things in the stinky house, and leave nothing behind." ”

The stinky house is really worthy of the name, not only stinks, but also stinks. If you can walk through the courtyard without being stinking to death, tired to death, or difficult to die, that is a god-like person.

Your nose smells the smell of foul odor, which is a strong and invincible smell that has been resisted by the wind for 800 miles; Your eyes are full of dross, and there is nothing but dead bodies here; Your feet are cloudy, and the clouds are earthy yellow dust, and the fog is black flies. Climb dung mountains, cross grasslands, and wade through stinky rivers...... Walking through this small courtyard is really 800 times more difficult than Tang monks and apprentices learning scriptures in the west.

I finally passed through the courtyard and came to the door of the house, only to see that the door and the wall were covered with black dirt. I couldn't put my feet in the house, there was a pillow in the east, a broken shoe in the west, and a big stack of bowls in the pot I don't know if it was a month or half a year...... A strange smell rushing to the nose can make people with nasal congestion breathe immediately, and can make people with moderate head stroke wake up immediately......

Pan Wenxiu's stall mother was lying on the kang, her hair was messy like a chicken's nest, and the quilt on her body was blacker than the coal that had just been dug out of the ground......

Pan Wenli quickly assigned the task: "Wenxiu, you clean the house, and I clean the yard." ”

After the cleaning began, Pan Xiaohuan suddenly became quiet. He solemnly said to Pan Wenxiu: "You can think about it, once you enter the world of flowers, there will be no turning back." It's dirty, but it's also the most innocent place. ”

Pan Wenxiu pushed him away hatefully and said, "You go away." You have delayed me for seventeen years, do you want to delay me for the rest of your life? ”

Seeing that Pan Wenxiu had made up his mind, Pan Xiaohuan let out a long sigh, Wenxiu, Wenxiu, you are not deeply involved in the world, how do you know that the world is sinister, everything is your own choice, don't blame me for not reminding you.

After thinking silently for a moment, Pan Xiaohuan grabbed a broom and cleaned it up.

Pan Xiaohuan pushed a cart of dust out, and everyone was surprised when they saw him: "What's wrong with you, Pan Xiaohuan, is the earth going to explode or is the end of the world coming?" ”

Pan Xiaohuan lowered his head and smiled bitterly, it looked like he had eaten two hundred bitter gourds.

Pan Xiaohuan pushed garbage in carts and carts, two girls swept and wiped, and the three of them were so busy that they were sweating profusely. In the evening, the stinky house was finally turned into a normal person's residence.

Pan Xiaohuan went to take out the last cart of garbage, and was walking, when four children stopped him, and a child named Bao Bao sang loudly: "Pan Xiaohuan, let me give you a guess, your father's name is Erpi, Erpi is me, I am your father." ”

Pan Xiaohuan was not in a hurry or annoyed, he smiled and said, "Xiao Bao Xiao Bao, did you guess the mini I guessed for you just now?" ”

Xiao Baozhu blurted out without thinking: "Guessed it." ”

"What is it?"

"It's a pit."

"Haha." Pan Xiaohuan smiled evilly: "Then why don't you hurry up and eat the golden fish." ”

I don't go to eat Xiang yet, I don't go to eat poop yet, I don't go to eat poop yet.

After Pan Xiaohuan finished speaking, he pushed up the dirty dirt car and ran, but after a few steps, several pieces of dirt flew from the back of his head with the sound of the wind, one hit his back, and the rest flew past his ears, "splitting and falling" on the ground. Pan Xiaohuan fled in the wilderness, and behind him, several children danced and sang:

"Pan Xiaohuan stinks,

Take the poop as a pancake,

Eat one and pull one,

Pull one and eat one ......"

Pan Xiaohuan stopped and scolded: "You are paralyzed." ”

They sang again:

"You are paralyzed, grinning,

One moment east and one moment west,

A duckling came from the south

There's a big rooster from the north......"

made Pan Xiaohuan angry, and he said fiercely: "Xiaobao, starting from Ming'er, you don't want to learn new songs from me again." ”

Pan Xiaohuan returned to the door of the house and saw Pan Wenli and Pan Wenxiu coming out together, both of them were dusty with their heads and faces, and they looked extremely tired. Pan Xiaohuan said sincerely: "Wen Li, no matter what, I have to thank you." Uncle, I would like to say thank you. ”

Hearing Pan Xiaohuan say this, the haze in Pan Wenli's heart was swept away, and she said with a smile: "Uncle, hearing your words, no matter how hard and tired I am, it's worth it." She turned back to Pan Wenxiu and said, "Go, go to my house, take a bath, and then let my mother make you something to eat." ”

After the two girls walked away, Pan Xiaohuan touched the place where the "Stinky House" sign was originally hung above the gate with his hand, and the old tears flowed: "Once the Stinky House is gone, there will be no clean place in the world from now on!" ”