Pan Xiaodou is Pan Xiaohuan's younger brother, and the two look very similar.

Pan Erhu walked out of the commissary with two boxes of dragon fruit, pondering where to go as he walked, looked up as he walked, and unconsciously walked to the door of Pan Pearl's house. Standing at the door of Pan Pearl's house, thinking of Mrs. Pan, Pan Erhu suddenly decided to play a prank with her.

Pan Erhu put the dragon fruit in front of Pan Pearl's house, stood up and banged on the door knocker vigorously, until he heard Mrs. Pan come out of the house and ask, "Who?" Pan Erhu turned around and left.

Mrs. Pan opened the door, and when she opened the door, she saw two boxes standing in the black paste, and she couldn't help but be startled, she said to herself: "Could it be that the bomb can't be made." ”

I had the courage to move the box into the room and open it to take a look, and I immediately smiled. Pan Pearl asked in another room, "Who was just now?" ”

Mrs. Pan replied, "Bomb." ”

"What, bombs?"

Mrs. Pan knew that she was speechless, so she quickly changed her words: "No, no, it's a sugar-coated cannonball." ”

Pan Erhu slept at Widow Ma's house that night, although Widow Ma was more than half a hundred years old, but her charm still existed, and she was full of charm, and she did not lose to her young daughter-in-law at all, and sometimes she was even more than her young daughter-in-law...... Stimulate.

Pan Erhu called the horse widow his mother, and the horse widow called Pan Erhu a good son.

Slept until dawn in the gentle township of the widow of Ma, ate the breakfast made by the widow of Ma, Pan Erhu hummed a little song and came to the village committee, and the branch secretary Pan Changhai, deputy secretary and accountant Pan Fengming chatted for a while, almost noon, the mobile phone rang, Pan Erhu opened the phone and looked, only to see a text message:

"At one o'clock, I'll go to Huzhuang to visit relatives."

Pan Erhu looked at the text message and smiled, this is the code sent to him by Liu Xishi. The appointment time is one o'clock in the afternoon, and the appointment place is Huzhuang Village.

Thinking of Liu Xishi's white and greasy carcass, Pan Erhu couldn't sit still, he really thought of the enemy shouting a few times on the street, or twisting a big Yangge. Pan Erhu took a few steps to the enemy's street, and saw a dry little old man sitting on a bluestone on the side of the street, guessing riddles with a few children. I only heard the little old man say, "Let me tell you a riddle and guess:

A city in all directions,

There are often raptors crossing the river,

Guessed to eat small fish,

Can't guess the fish soup ......"

"Pan Xiaohuan." Pan Erhu shouted.

Pan Xiaohuan quickly glanced at Pan Erhu, leaned over and grabbed a handful of soil and threw it into the air, and said, "The soil is gone." ”

you paralyzed, Pan Erhu's face sank and said, "Don't play this game with me." ”

Pan Xiaohuan said bluntly enough: "The mountain people don't want to see you." ”

"If you don't want to see me, it's easy to say," Pan Erhu said: "It's not over if you run away, what kind of talk is it with me here." If you have the ability, you will disappear from my eyes now, and I will call you Daddy tomorrow. ”

Pan Xiaohuan was ashamed to say: "The mountain people are practicing hard, and they will not succeed day by day. ”

"I warn you, don't follow me anymore, and I won't slap you when I see you."

"Mountain ......" saw that Pan Erhu was really about to make a move, Pan Xiaohuan shrank his neck in fright, and hurriedly pretended to read: "Jin is ...... away"

Pan Erhu took two steps forward and pointed to Pan Xiaohuan's nose and said, "Pan Wenxiu went to herd sheep again, right?" I said, she is also a big boss, don't let her go to herd sheep all day long, and also to contact and contact society. Also, don't show off your stinky house all day long, I sound disgusting. Don't stare at it, it's hard to hear the following words. As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, and Buddhas rely on gold. I also dress up the girl, you see what she wears all day, where she looks like a girl. I think of a common saying, the girl is eighteen and one flowers, what kind of flower do you think she looks like? I say like a dog's tail flower. Do you want her to never get married and die at home? I said, is there a father like you? ”

"You ......"

"What are you, am I not right? That's not right? ”

"You...... Pan Erhu, warn you, don't hit my family's Wenxiu's idea. ”

Pan Xiaohuan's words almost made Pan Erhu angry, I beat her up, I haven't done that yet. All the women in the world are dead, and I won't sleep with this dirty girl.

Pan Erhu was so angry that he shook his hand and left.

Looking at the back of Pan Erhu leaving in high spirits, Pan Xiaohuan smiled evilly, and said to himself: "Pan Erhu, Pan Erhu, the mountain man is a person who reads, and his knowledge can be shorter than yours." You're a reckless man, and you still want to teach me a lesson? Do you know what self-protection is? You certainly don't know. Insects also have their own protective colors, not to mention people! I'm protecting my daughter in a special way......"

Suddenly, a person behind him said, "You're hurting her." ”

Pan Xiaohuan looked back, but it turned out to be Pan Wenli, and her daughter Pan Wenxiu was still standing behind her. Pan Wenli said solemnly: "Uncle, you will delay Wenxiu's life." I also heard what the second uncle said just now, the eighteen-year-old girl is a flower. The age of seventeen or eighteen is the most brilliant time of life, just like a budding flower bone. And what are you doing? Splashing dung on her under the guise of protection, yes, it is true that there are no bees and butterflies, but it will also attract flies. Her life, which should have bloomed, withered and withered as a result. Uncle, do you know what is beautiful and what is ugly? He also boasts of being the No. 1 literati in Panyangzhuang, dare to ask if there is a literati like you in the world? Have it? Which of the four great poets of the Tang Dynasty, Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, and Xu Zhimo, is like this? (I guess it's wrong, it's the three major poets.) Whatever, he doesn't know how much he said anyway, I didn't say that the eight great poets were enough to give him face), you take ugliness as beauty, evil as good, right and wrong do not distinguish, straight and straight do not argue, black and white are reversed, in the final analysis: ashamed to be a father. ”

Pan Wenli's impassioned words made Pan Xiaohuan speechless, his old face was dull, he covered his face with a book, and muttered in his mouth: "It's stinky, it's not smelly enough; It stinks, it doesn't stink. ”

Pan Wenli stomped her foot and said, "Don't drag me, I don't understand." Aren't you the No. 1 literati in Panyangzhuang? Let me tell you, I am the number one villain in Panyangzhuang, and I will rule you as a stinky literati. ”

Pan Wenli turned around and asked Pan Wenxiu: "Wenxiu, are you willing to be ugly or beautiful?" Would you rather be protected by your father or follow your sister? You said. ”

Pan Wenxiu glanced at Pan Xiaohuan and said loudly, "Sister Wenli, I'll follow you." ”

"Great," Pan Wenli said with satisfaction, "Follow my sister, see who dares to do anything to you." ”

"Let's take a next step...... What for? "Pan Wenxiu seems to be a little helpless.

"Come with me, take off the stinky house brand first, and then completely eradicate this cancer."

The two of them walked towards Pan Xiaohuan's stinky house one after the other, Pan Xiaohuan saw that Pan Wenli was going to move seriously, and he panicked, he trotted to catch up with the two girls, and said loudly: "Wenli, you have to understand me......"