As soon as Yang Lao Chou entered the door, he said: "I was sitting on the street just now, and I suddenly remembered that my old wife had died for many years, so I sang a bachelor and cried my wife to commemorate it." ”

Yang Lao Kite asked Yang Lao Chou to sit down and said to him: "Brother, we are discussing the election of the village director, I want to hear your advice." ”

Yang Laochou said: "I have two mantras to tell: the first sentence: run for village director and keep an eye on Pan Erhu; The second sentence: Revitalize Yangjia Street, sing a big drama on the fifth day of the first month. ”

There is a ballad in Pan Yangzhuang: The Yang family of the Pan family is two dogs, big fights of one, three five, small fights every day, the biggest fight, the fifth day of the middle month.

I don't know when it arose, but the fifth day of the first lunar month has become the biggest festival in Panyangzhuang. On this day, the Yang family invited the troupe to sing the old tune Bangzi "Golden Beach", and the Pan family celebrated the "Sheep Killing Festival"-for-tat. Before 1947, the two sides had to fight each other on this day every year. In the third year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty, hundreds of people from both sides were dispatched to fight, with countless casualties, and it is said that the water of the Reed River was stained red with blood. After the land reform, the balance was broken, the Pan family became the master, and the Yang family was knocked to the ground. The nephew of the Pan family turned on the lamp - the sheep killing festival was celebrated as usual, and the Yang family, who was greatly injured, only invited a grass stage team to sing a small drama for a day last year.

Yang Laochou said that the big drama, the corner, the line, and the momentum are not comparable to the small drama.

After hearing this, Yang Lao Yuan said excitedly: "For the revitalization of the Yang family, we will sing a big drama this year and fight with those traitors in the future." ”

"yes, it." Yang Laoju shouted.

This is the first meal Pan Erhu has eaten at home in recent months, and Erhu's daughter-in-law was so happy to see Pan Erhu come back that she specially wrapped Pan Erhu's favorite fennel egg-filled dumplings.

Pan Erhu sat on his kang and took a sip of wine, eating and drinking a dumpling comfortably, and when he looked up and saw a few blood marks on his daughter-in-law's face, he asked, "How did you get this face?" ”

When the second tiger's daughter-in-law saw this, she immediately sobbed and wiped her tears. This cry hooked Pan Erhu's nameless fire, and Pan Erhu slammed his chopsticks and scolded: "Which bastard Wang Ba, bullied Lao Tzu, who is it?" Tell me that I don't skin him. ”

Although the yellow-faced woman in front of him has long been extremely annoying to Pan Erhu, there is a good saying: it depends on the owner to beat the dog. Nima is not bullying her, this is blatantly calling for battle with Lao Tzu.

Erhu's daughter-in-law sobbed and told Pan Mother and Daughter about humiliating her in public.

Hearing that it was Pan Pearl, Pan Erhu silently picked up the chopsticks and ate them. Erhu's daughter-in-law stopped crying, and watched Pan Erhu eat dumplings blankly.

Erhu's daughter-in-law suddenly said: "I know, if I don't say anything, Pan Pearl's bitch beat me in vain." He wiped back his tears.

Pan Erhu threw his chopsticks again and said: "Don't be wronged, you have followed me to eat and drink well and wear gold and silver all these years, and your mother's brothers and nephews have not been less polished." Lao Tzu has a few good friends outside, if you feel that you can't accept the grievances, you can consider divorce. ”

Pan Erhu doesn't know how many times he has said these heartless words, every time the vinegar jar of Erhu's daughter-in-law is overturned, Pan Erhu said these words, and Erhu's daughter-in-law immediately stopped.

It's the same this time, Pan Erhu said the cruel words, and Erhu's daughter-in-law immediately relented, she said: "I want to be beautiful, I want to move the nest for those bitches, but there is no door." ”

Pan Erhu ignored his daughter-in-law and walked out of the door with his teeth picked.

As soon as he went out, a person stood up at the door in a black paste, which startled Pan Erhu.

"Who?" Pan Erhu asked.

"Director Pan, it's me."

"Paralysis, why did you find a family? I didn't tell you to try not to come to my house to look for me. ”

"That thing is out of the way, I'll get you the money. Boss asked me to ask you, that Yuan blue and white ......"

"This is not the place to talk, quickly disappear, do you hear?" Pan Erhu took a thick wad of money from the person who came and ordered in a low voice.

Looking at the back of the visitor disappearing into the inky night, Pan Erhu carried the wad of money in his pocket, crossed the enemy street, and went straight to Pan Pearl's house. The two big iron doors of Pan Pearl's house were closed, and Pan Erhu patted the door knocker hard, "Boom, Boom......"

didn't shoot Pan Pearl, but took Pan Pearl's old lady.

Mrs. Pan Pearl asked, "Who?" ”

Pan Erhu said: "It's me, sister-in-law." ”

Mrs. Pan asked in the door: "This black light is blind, we orphans and widows, I don't know who you are looking for?" ”

"I'm looking for pearls."

"What's the matter with looking for pearls?"

I can't tell you anything. "Of course, it's a serious matter."

Serious business, you fucking ball. Mrs. Pan sneered: "Second Tiger, our pearl is a yellow flower girl, and our family is also a family that takes face more important than life. It's not good to have no skin and no face. You're right. ”

Pan Erhu asked, "Did someone say anything?" ”

Mrs. Pan sighed and said, "This gossip is like a weed, one in the east and one in the west, plucked today, and grown again tomorrow." It's hard to be a woman, and if you don't pay attention to it, you'll get entangled in the weeds of rumors. From now on, don't look for pearls, don't look for pearls, as long as it's a man, stay away from pearls. ”

Pan Erhu said: "But I'm her uncle." ”

Mrs. Pan said viciously: "It's his father, and he can't do it." Do you know how her father died? I'll tell you, my father was beaten to death by me because he looked at her twice. ”

Nima, O tigress!

Pan Erhu thought outside the door for a long time and had no choice, so he had to turn around and leave. Mrs. Pan heard the footsteps of the second tiger far away, so she raised her feet and went back to the house.

Pan Erhu didn't go home, and went straight to the commissary opened by Pan Xiaodou. In the commissary, Pan Xiaodou's wife Liu Xishi was half-lying and half-sitting on a rocking chair in front of the counter, fiddling with her mobile phone in her hand. Liu Xishi is white, clean, fine-skinned and tender, his hometown is in the mountains of Sichuan, and he married the thin and thin Pan Xiaodou through his cousin a few years ago. Liu Xishi's cousin's surname is Wang, known as the King of Sichuan, and all the daughters-in-law of Sichuan and Guizhou from Panyangzhuang were married through the King of Sichuan. Some time ago, a daughter-in-law from Guizhou ran to the township to say that she was abducted and trafficked here, and the police station sent someone to Panyangzhuang to investigate the king of Sichuan.

Since then, Liu Xishi has been involved with Pan Erhu.

Pan Erhu entered the house and asked, "Where is Pan Xiaodou?" Why didn't you see Pan Xiaodou? ”

Liu Xishi glanced at Pan Erhu and mouthed Nunu in the backyard.

"Have you bought any new goods lately?" Pan Erhu was lying on the counter, his eyes looking directly at the towering Twin Peaks Mountain of Liu Xishi, and asked.

"A few days ago, you said that you wanted crabs to be sprinkled, but you came in, but you didn't come to get them, and then you fed the cats when they stinked. Today I said what I wanted dragon fruit, and I came into two boxes, do you want it? Liu Xishi jumped up from the rocking chair and said.

"Yes, of course." Pan Erhu said as he took out a few big red tickets from his trouser pocket and put them on the counter: "Even the crab's account has been calculated." ”

Liu Xishi stretched out his hand to take the money, Pan Erhu pounced with both hands, held a small hand of Liu Xishi Fan Dudu in the palm of his hand, touched and touched, sniffed and sniffed. Looking at that scene, it is more comfortable than holding a braised pig's trotters, and it is also satisfying. Looks like the next step is to take a bite.

Liu Xishi glanced at the green door in the backyard, and then quickly touched Pan Erhu's thick lips with scarlet sexy lips. Pan Erhu stretched out his hand to hug Liu Xishi, but he pounced in the air, Liu Xi spun like a top, broke free from Pan Erhu's claws, jumped to the side, and was far away from Pan Erhu.

Pan Erhu said in surprise: "Why are you running so far?" ”

At this time, Pan Xiaodou pushed the door and walked in. Seeing Pan Erhu, Pan Xiaodou asked, "Erhu is here?" ”

Pan Erhu glared at Liu Xishi and said, "I'll get the dragon fruit." ”

Liu Xishi made a grimace at Pan Erhu, and Pan Erhu's eyes were on fire.

Pan Xiaodou bent down and lifted the two boxes of dragon fruit and put them on the counter, Pan Erhu said, "I'll get the dragon fruit, I said Xiaodou, why did your daughter-in-law run so far?" Can I still eat her? ”

Pan Xiaodou glanced at his daughter-in-law again and said, "Maybe." ”