Speaking of the poison in the hands of the Dao Chief, it has a lot of origin!

First of all, it is necessary to collect hundreds of kinds of bird droppings, and the bird droppings of each kind are not less than 1,000 catties.

I don't know how many years it will take to collect these bird droppings alone, and I have to classify them so that there can be no trace of adulteration.

Then use a special copper pot to boil, the heat must be mastered, when it should be big, when it should be small, otherwise the poison refined, fart is useless!

Secondly, a thousand catties of guano can only be boiled out of one spoonful. Then only a third of the spoonful can be left, and the third has to be smoked again. It is conceivable that the bird droppings boiled out are definitely the essence of the essence, and they are much more precious than any caviar.

In other words, a spoonful of poison in his hand is more precious than a spoonful of diamonds.

The efficacy of this poison is extraordinary.

If a mortal eats a spoonful, he will be killed on the spot!

If the immortal eats three spoonfuls, I'm sorry, you're already dead.

The Taoist chief put the poison in the red dates, clapped his hands, and said, "Okay, serve them to them, remember, don't show any flaws, otherwise the teacher will take the two of you to refine the medicine!" ”

When the two little Taoist children heard the word alchemy, they trembled obviously.

It can be seen that the Taoist chief usually has nothing to do, and he does not play with refining medicine, and the scene must be very cruel.

Taoist temple, front hall.

Ou Yangming looked at Sun Wukong, who rolled his eyes and didn't know what bad idea he was thinking, and Zhu Bajie, who looked anxious, and said to the calm sand monk: "Wait a minute, if there are red dates in the tea bowl brought by the Taoist priest."

Do not eat or drink it, and hold dates and tea in your mouth, not swallow them. Do what the teacher says, otherwise something happens, such as being poisoned, then don't blame the master. Master, I also believe in you, there is a way to do it. ”

When the words fell, Sun Wukong had no expression.

But Zhu Bajie's ears suddenly stood up.

He had just eaten a lot of fasting and was thirsty.

Now as soon as Ou Yangming said that the red date tea poisoned people, he immediately opened his mouth and asked, "Master, isn't there something wrong with this old way?" How do you know that his tea will have red dates? And why would he put the poison in the red dates and not in the tea? Besides, we are all people with mana, what poison are we afraid of? ”

"Hehe, you idiot didn't forget the scorpion spirit. Her inverted horse poison pile stung the Buddha and stung the Buddha, and it hurt for three days. The Three Realms are so big, what is it strange that there is poison that can poison cultivators? In short, if you do what you say, if you don't do it, it's up to you. Ou Yangming's words choked back all Zhu Bajie's questions.

"Haha, let the four elders wait for a long time! I have instructed the disciples to prepare vegetables and fruits, and arrange a meal. Less accompaniment, I hope you forgive me, please use tea. ”

Zhu Bajie looked at the polite Taoist, and muttered to himself in his heart, looking at the old Taoist like a good person, why did the master talk about people like that behind his back?

The two little Taoist children came to the four of them with tea and asked for tea in turn.

I saw that in the wooden plate held by the Taoist boy, there were five bowls of tea, four of which contained three red dates and two black dates in one bowl.

Whether it is a human or a demon, there will be subconscious behaviors and reactions.

Looking at the five bowls of tea, four of which are red dates and one bowl of black dates, as long as he is a normal person, he will choose red dates instead of holding up the black date tea bowl.

In fact, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing picked up the red date tea bowl without thinking about it, ignoring the black date tea bowl.

Because Ou Yangming had an explanation before this, Wukong, who saw the clues, did not go against the Taoist chief, and picked up the red date tea bowl.

Dao Tong came to Ou Yangming with a wooden plate, and this guy smiled, and directly picked up the black jujube tea bowl.

Dao Chang's pupils shrank, and he immediately stopped him: "Poor Dao is not afraid of everyone laughing, I am a poor man in the mountains and wilderness." Because I like to practice pills and study pharmacology, I don't have much money.

These twelve red dates are still saved by me. I just used it today and made four teas. However, the poor Dao couldn't accompany the elders empty, so he had to use two colored dates to make a bowl of tea to accompany you. ”

The meaning of the words is obvious, this black jujube tea bowl was prepared for himself by Poor Dao, elder, you can't take it!

The tone of the old Tao is not hard, and when ordinary people listen to him, they will only think that he is of noble character and a good person.

It's a pity that the mistake is that Ou Yangming is not an ordinary person, he is an old silver coin.

In this life, no one can yin him!

"What did the Taoist chief say, no matter how poor you are, you can still go out to ask for food? Even if the Taoist chief goes out to ask for food, it is not an ordinary beggar, it is called Hanako with status! You are a living family, can you still be poor than our walking monks?

Along the way, what hardships have the poor monks not suffered, and what sins have they not suffered? The tea brewed with just two colored dates is simply a delicacy of the mountains and seas! ”

Ou Yangming spoke in a loud voice, and the spitting stars sprayed far away, most of which sprayed directly into the black jujube tea bowl.

The Taoist chief looked at the tea bowl, and a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.

What the hell is wrong with you, great monk, right?

Lao Dao invited you to drink tea, but the spittle stars were all sprayed into the tea.

That's it, that's it, a stinky monk, mortal in the flesh, forgive him and can't make any waves.

"In that case, then invite the elders to enjoy this black date." After Lao Dao finished speaking, he saw Ou Yangming picking up the black jujube tea bowl and drinking it deliciously.

This scene made him have a toothache, but fortunately, he had two hands to prepare, even if he drank the red date tea with poison, it was not a big deal.

Then the sound of tea drinking sounded in the room.

Zhu Bajie and the others looked at Ou Yangming while drinking tea, and scolded in their hearts, Master was cunning and cunning, and actually snatched the black jujube tea bowl.

The Taoist chief drank tea, and looked at the three of Sun Wukong with joy in his heart, as long as he overthrew them, his wish for immortality could be realized.

In the future, you don't have to work hard to cultivate, just alchemy.

Sun Wukong, a monkey, has always liked to do things, and after he finished drinking tea, he suddenly covered his stomach and said with a painful face: "This ....., this tea is poisonous!" ”

Syllable!!

The tea bowl fell to the ground, and the monkey fell headlong.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at the Monkey King who I was poisoned to, and immediately followed suit. The tea bowls in his hand fell one by one, covered his stomach and screamed, this tea was poisonous, and then pretended to be dead.

Ou Yangming looked at the three apprentices who were pretending to be dead, a little confused.

it!

Is there someone like you who cheated the master?

The three apprentices were all knocked down by the poison, and the first target of the old way, without even thinking about it, was definitely him Ou Yangming.

And the apprentices who pretend to be dead can sit on the mountain and watch the tiger's head without any strength.

Okay, well, since you want to play, have fun with you for the teacher!

Thinking of this, Ou Yangming threw the tea bowl in his hand at Lao Dao, and shouted in his mouth: "You melon skin grandson, you dare to take medicine!" ”