Chapter 725: Pay Attention to Quality, I'm a Taoist with Status!
Zhu Bajie carried a basket of fasting rice and followed the white dragon horse to eat.
This meal was not given by others, but by the land near Pansi Cave.
In the words of the land, thank Ou Yangming and his party for removing the local evil obstacles for them.
Bajie's face now is like an angry little daughter-in-law.
Because of his lust, he fell into the hands of the spider spirit, if there was no Ouyang Yang Ming and others, if nothing else, he would probably have turned into a "pig killing banquet".
Of course, because of his lust, he signed a series of treaties with his master, Ou Yangming, the old silver coin, to lose power and humiliate pigs.
In short, now he must not make a mistake, if he makes a mistake, he will lose his little twitter, and he will no longer be a son-in-law.
"Master, you can't be serious, are you?" Sha Seng saluted, looked at Zhu Bajie, who was eating food with a dejected face on his face, and asked Ou Yangming who had a wicked smile on his face.
"Wujing, be honest. As a teacher, I have always been the same. Therefore, I also hope that the three of you brothers and sisters will be honest and trustworthy good children. Ou Yangming rode on the white dragon horse, blowing bull breaks, especially the four words of honesty and trustworthiness, and biting very loudly.
Zhu Bajie was eating his fast silently, and the tears in his heart were dripping.
Sun Wukong was carrying a golden hoop stick in front, and when he heard Ou Yangming's words, his eyes were about to roll out.
Your old man is honest and trustworthy, and then he cheated countless people along the way.
Count carefully, those demons and monsters on the westbound road, who didn't cry and shout bitterly after meeting you: "Master Zu, I want to go home." ”
"Master, there seems to be a Taoist temple in front of you. But why, does it smell like medicine? Could it be that this is a medical hall? But the medical hall is open in this barren mountain and wilderness, did the brain let Bajie kick? Sun Wukong stopped, carefully looked at the Taoist temple not far ahead, his nose was not idle, and he sniffed the smell of medicine in the air. It seems to be intended, judging from the smell, what kind of herb this is.
"Ahh You plagued monkey, you will tear everything on the old pig! I made a mistake, but I didn't have an insult like you. Also, if you have less knowledge, you have less knowledge, what is called being kicked in the brain by an old pig?
Since ancient times, which Taoist priest has not made alchemy? Thank you for eating Taishang Laojun, so many elixirs. Their leaders usually open the furnace for alchemy when they have nothing to do, what is it for other people's disciples to tinker with medicinal materials?! ”
Zhu Bajie's tone was excited, and it was a burst of ridicule to catch Sun Wukong's sore feet.
He is a broken jar, anyway, he signed a series of treaties to lose power and humiliate pigs, and he is not afraid that Sun Wukong will jump up and fight with him.
It is better for the monkey to beat him to death with a stick, and he will live in fear every day.
"Bajie, Brother Monkey knows that you are wronged, so my grandson will not blame you for anything. But you have to be careful, don't let me get your hands on it. Otherwise, my grandson will be the first to castrate you! Sun Wukong is not a good man and a woman, and he fought back at the first time.
Zhu Bajie listened to the monkey's threat, and immediately clamped his legs and shrunk his neck.
Looking at Ou Yangming's back, he was secretly bitter in his heart, and he couldn't wait to pump himself a few big mouths.
It's okay to swear by your own twitter, and you're caught, and it seems that you're going to have to clamp your legs in the future.
Ou Yangming turned over and dismounted, stretching out his hand to stop the quarrel between them.
Dangdang!!
After three knocks on the door, there was a creak, and the door opened, and two little Taoist children about eleven or twelve years old came out.
"Amitabha! The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to learn scriptures. Passing by Guiguan with three disciples, they begged for some water to drink, all to quench their thirst. Ou Yangming's face was compassionate, and even his voice had a little Zen sound, which made people feel like a spring breeze.
The great virtuous monk who has been pretending to be more than ten years looks natural.
The two Dao Tong gave a large number of Ouyang Ming, who was well-behaved, nodded with a smile, and stretched out his hand to ask, "The four elders will do it." ”
The four mermaids rushed in, and of course, the little white dragon was indispensable.
Xiao Daotong led them into the Taoist temple, and after pushing the door open, he saw a Taoist leader with fairy wind bones, sitting on the collapse and fiddling with medicinal herbs.
Seeing Ou Yangming and the four of them coming in, the Taoist chief immediately got up to greet the guests, and said again and again: "If you miss the distance, if you miss the distance, please don't blame the elders!" ”
That enthusiastic look, no one will blame it if they see it.
"It doesn't matter! Anyway! It was we who disturbed the Taoist master's cultivation, and we should be blamed! Ou Yangming looked apologetic, and the little Taoist boy who led them in was embarrassed.
"Master, these four elders are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and they want to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. Passing by our Taoist temple, I want to ask for some tea to quench my thirst. Xiao Daotong was on the side, explaining to his master.
"I see, I don't know that the four Tang monks are from the east. You two, go and bring the best tea for the teacher! ”
When the words fell, the two little Taoist boys immediately replied.
"Master, the best tea is in the back room, and the apprentice can't get it."
The tone is natural and unpretentious.
After hearing this, the Taoist chief stretched out his hand and nodded at the two of them, and said in a blaming tone: "Oops! You two fools, the monks will come later, and the poor road will come when you go! ”
Ou Yangming looked at the enthusiastic Dao Chief, and sighed in his heart, I finally met a monster with an IQ!
"Dao Chief, the monks can have coarse tea and light rice."
"Alas! The monk is a distinguished guest from the Tang Dynasty, how can he be entertained with coarse tea? Later! Later! Then the Taoist chief walked out, cursing in his heart as he walked.
Aren't all monks shameless?
I also said before that I would ask for some tea to quench my thirst.
In a blink of an eye, I still have to eat!
What do you owe in your last life? Give you a pole and you climb along, you think you're a monkey!
Taoist temple, back room.
The two little Taoist boys looked at the master who was tinkering with the poison, and asked dumbfounded, "Master, aren't we Qing Xiu?" Why do you have to deal with those four monks and use such a precious poison? ”
The Dao Leader shook his head, took the poison in his hand and explained, "You two don't know, that white-faced monk is the true body of the tenth generation of cultivation, and if you eat his flesh, you can live forever!" Qing Xiu? Beat the fart! And they also killed my seven junior sisters, this big revenge can't be avenged!
Undressing and doing it with real knives and guns with their bare shoulders is not for the teacher's demeanor. Pay attention to quality, we are Taoist priests with status, how can we do that rude thing. Besides, poisoning them with such a precious poison is also a lifelong honor. ”
This is said to be true, and there is a reason.
The two disciples nodded again and again by him, the head of the entire MLM group.