"Help!" There was another voice from under the puddle, this time, it was indeed a tall man, and the second thousand-year-old man shouted very excitedly into the water.

"Is that you? I'm looking for Feng Feng to come over to save you, come up!! ”

Who knows, the tall man's head is rising and falling, "Is there something pressing you down?" Feng Feng, please, save him, I don't want to see him die, he came to winter for my parents, he actually just wants to beg me to go home and live a good life with her, I'm sorry for her. ”

When the second millennium wanted to cry, he saw Feng Feng kissing a tall man.

"Be sober, I'm not Princess Shi Yue, phew! Disgusting to death. The tall man kept pushing Feng Feng's face.

"Are you alright?"

"You shouldn't call Feng Feng to come, he's inside, you don't know how many bites you took me, fortunately, Princess Shi Yue didn't tell him, after he confessed successfully, he began to gnaw me, you look at my face, he kissed and swollen."

"That must be Feng Feng missing Princess Shi Yue too much, you look at his eyes, a little confused, it seems that there is finally no regrets, if he wants to confess to Princess Shi Yue, what he wants to do, he has done it for you, and it is also to help Feng Feng get out of depression, which can be regarded as accumulating virtue, thank you, Feng Feng, you can go, I trouble you."

Feng Feng seemed to have been kissed by Snow White and spit out a poisonous apple, miraculously returning to her original appearance, he clearly knew that Princess Shi Yue was no longer in the country of sequins, but he still did not marry a wife, and wanted to be widowed for Shi Yue for the rest of his life.

"You see, Feng Feng is a really good man, Princess Shi Yue has a bad life, she didn't marry someone who really loves her, and even never married, and finally died in tears, I hope she can live well in another world."

The second millennium sighed deeply, looking at Feng Feng who was swimming into the distance, his lonely back, and he felt a little distressed.

"Hey! Why don't you care about me, pull me, I really don't have the strength to go up. ”

The tall man was struggling out in the puddle, and the second thousand-year-old man slowly walked out from the memories of Feng Feng and Princess Shi Yue.

"By the way, what about my parents? And why is that shark missing? Shouldn't you hurt the other princefish? ”

"Don't mention it, your parents have successfully subdued the shark."

"What's going on?"

"Your mom and dad are big, you know? One person blocked one of the nostrils of the shark, and finally the shark couldn't breathe, so he had to sink down, but your parents asked me to pull it up, you see that my muscles have been exercised, and fortunately thanks to the layers of selection that I passed in your house before, otherwise, I would not have been able to pull it up. ”

"How is that possible? It's a shark, up to you, can you? The second millennium appeared with disdain again.

"Of course it's true, you don't believe me, do you?"

"I'm worried about you, it's so heavy, how did you get it, it must be hard, right?"

"I can't say that, in the water, I worked together with your parents to get it up, or rely on buoyancy, the key is that your parents went ashore first, now, I am in the water, I can use a lot of strength, and your mother said that this is still the ultimate assessment, I don't know which one is, anyway, I will use my strength to eat milk and push them all up."

"Them?"

"Yes, then your parents fell into the puddle again, and I lifted them up together with sharks."

No way, you think you're Popeye and you're eating spinach? ”

"As soon as you say this, I suddenly remembered that your parents also asked me to go back as soon as I finished my winter swim, saying that there is an ultimate assessment, I am waiting for you to come back, practice holding my breath here, and as a result, I met Feng Feng hugging my big neck, you said that I was looking for someone to provoke whom, and I was speechless when I thought about it."

"How can there be an ultimate assessment, I really don't know if you can still be the son-in-law of our family, if you are a son-in-law, there will definitely be many tests."

"Let's discuss, can we not be a son-in-law, I'm afraid that my body can't stand it if there is a big test in three days and a small test in two days."

The second thousand-year-old man supported the tall man who was very weak and weak, and when he returned home, the seven aunts and eight aunts all came out to see.

"Oh my God, what's going on? I heard that they went for a winter swim just now and brought back a big shark, but no one dared to kill it, and they were waiting for the prospective aunt to do it. ”

"Can I not go? I want to marry a wife, I don't want to be a son-in-law. ”

The tall man said aggrievedly, and the second millennium was also helping the tall man talk, because the tall man was already weak and powerless, and it was impossible to cook the seafood feast of the big shark.

"Go and call all the friends over, it's more than enough for our family to eat this fish."

Relatives began to call friends and friends.

"Come and see, our new uncle, is ready to make food for everyone, you can take it home and make it into canned fish sauce, if you can't get used to this taste, it doesn't matter, you can refund it, we never force you to buy and sell."

Hearing these words, the second millennium and the tall man were originally preparing to sell this shark.

Everyone didn't have to do it with a tall man, they all got some points of hatred, put them in their own bottles and cans, and handed over and exchanged their small fish and shrimp.

"Great, we haven't eaten shark meat yet, this meat really melts in your mouth, and if you pair it with wine, it's even tastier."

At this time, the parents of the second thousand-year-old finally appeared, holding the wine on their hands, and walked towards this side, "Let's drink as much as you want, it's not urine." ”

After the father of the second millennium said this, everyone swallowed their saliva, not knowing whether to drink this wine or not.

"What are you talking about? I want to go to the toilet, today is our daughter's big day, I announce that this aunt has passed all the assessments of our family, and the results are qualified, and the prize is hereby awarded. ”

"What prize?"

The tall man cared about this, but the second millennium appeared in front of him.

"That gift is me, you are doing a good job, with a man like you, it can be regarded as a sense of security, responsibility, and can protect your family at critical moments."

"Can I return this gift, didn't I just say that if I am not satisfied, I can return it? Then I'm not satisfied. ”

"What did you say?"

"Just kidding, aren't you angry?"

"Don't be angry, you can have a drink with my parents."

"I don't dare to drink it, I'm afraid that after drinking, I will tell the truth nonsense, and as a result, these things will have to be re-evaluated, if that's the case, I won't marry you."

The tall man teases the second thousand-year-old, but inadvertently, in the belly of the shark

Inside, something was found.

"I'm just saying it won't die that easily, right?"

As soon as the tall man's words came out, everyone avoided them at the same time in an instant.

"You don't have to run that far, I mean, it's not your parents' nostrils that are blocked by the volume of your parents' bodies, so it can inhale hard, but because of that."

The tall man took out a Little Mermaid music box from inside, and under the Little Mermaid, there were still two words written, Parents, and two parent mermaids were trampled under the feet of the little sister fish.

"These two are the dried fish of the king and queen, and at the bottom of the music box is the miniature model of the virtual world they created for Princess Shi Yue, so it seems that the shark is stuck or strangled to death."

The people at the scene began to discuss word by word, and the gossip man and the parents who died in the play "Mysterious Labyrinth" also rushed here after hearing the news.

"Mom and Dad, hurry up and eat something, I'm tired of acting, my luxury car is not so easy to drive, but there will be inflatable bubbles popping up in front, so I know that you two are fine, I feel that I am acting a bit fake and not committed enough."

As soon as the gossip man came, in addition to bringing the latest gossip news from the Sequin Fish Country, he was to give his parents shark meat to eat.

"It smells so good! I'll tell you, cat meat is said to be the worst to eat, otherwise we fish should really taste it. ”

"It's disgusting to listen to, perverts will eat it, it's better to give cat meat to that perverted pervert to eat."

"Wait a minute, everyone, how did the shark's veins turn black? That means it was poisoned. ”

The tall man is like Detective Conan online, and he almost didn't hold his eye frame.

"Understood, understood, this Little Mermaid music box was poisonous, the shark was poisoned, and now, all of us are saved."

In the continuous clapping, the atmosphere was once at its highest.

"Everyone, be quiet, who is in favor of our daughter marrying, please raise your hand?"

Except for the tall man who secretly raised his hand to see that there was no one, and quietly put down his hand, everyone was still waiting for the next sentence of the parents of the second thousand-year-old child.

"Then the rest of the people, do they all agree that our family has another son-in-law?"

"Yes!" While saying in unison, he gave the tall man a foggy feeling, "What the hell is going on?" Another son-in-law? Have you already been here before? Your ex-boyfriend is over? ”

"Idiot, fortunately I didn't let you appear in court to defend Teacher Zhang and her sister, otherwise maybe it would be as good as Princess Shi Yue, what my parents said is that there are so many relatives in our family, you look up, do you still know these people, do you need to get acquainted again?"

"Don't, don't, don't, say important things three times, this is the fourth aunt, this is the second uncle, and this...... Well! Sure enough, there are a lot of sons-in-law. ”

Far away, the tall man began to talk serious nonsense, and the person he recognized did not come to him, but just said it with his mouth, but he was highly praised by the parents of the second thousand-year-old child.

"It seems that we are not wrong, my daughter is with you, I can rest assured, if you quarrel one day in the future, it must be because of my daughter's fault, you uncle, I will decide."

"Thank you, Mom and Dad." The tall man changed his tune.

"I hate it, Mom and Dad, I don't want to get married so soon, I haven't had enough fun, your assessment is over, and my assessment has just begun......"