Chapter 532: Eat it all
The launch of 'Supreme' instant noodles is not only of interest to foreign media, but also to domestic media. If he hadn't been able to find Zhou Qingfeng www.biquge.info the pen "Fun", the domestic variety show would definitely call him out. And I can't find anyone to tease him!
Imperial Satellite TV will open a star entertainment program today, and the host leads seven or eight celebrities to tell jokes, and the theme of the jokes naturally revolves around Victor. Hugo came to unfold, "Anyway, you haven't eaten tonight, right?" Let me tell you that tonight, the choreographer of our program team is preparing to take care of your meal for the first time. ”
"Really? What feast are we invited to eat? ”
"It's not a three-star Michelin restaurant, I'm going to refuse!"
"Actually, what kind of food are you eating? Just give us the money for the meal, and we'll go out to eat by ourselves. ”
The stars have long known what is going on, but they still act as if they don't know. So the host unraveled the puzzle, "Let's eat instant noodles tonight." ”
'As for it?' ''We rarely come and give us instant noodles?'' ''The program team is short of money, and I will donate you 100 yuan. A group of celebrities kept heckling, but the audience in the audience and in front of the TV loved it.
The host continued to joke happily: "The instant noodles we ate today are not ordinary, this is an international brand Victor. Hugo advertised instant noodles. It is said that this instant noodle is produced by his family.
Originally, we wanted to bring this big name here, and obviously we couldn't find him, but we could still find someone who had contact with him. Now let's ask Sister Lili, with Victor. What is it like to be in contact with Hugo? ”
At the beginning of the Magic Capital Film Festival, there were four domestic super-first-line actresses who did interactive programs with Zhou Qingfeng. For example, Lili, who once used to recite "Hamlet" to embarrass people, this celebrity entertainment show just invited her over.
"Victor. Hugo is actually quite hearty, and it is easy to chat with him. However, this person is tough and a little domineering, and he didn't hesitate when he grabbed people. No one expected him to say that he would do it.
However, any unhappiness will soon be erased by his various jokes, but it is not annoying. Another one seems to be full of drama, I feel that he was born to mix this bowl of rice in the entertainment industry. ”
As the queen of domestic TV dramas at this stage, Li Li also participates in some TV shows from time to time. And this time Zhou Qingfeng made such a big incident, and the program team, which had been thinking hard to find ideas, immediately focused on him.
The moderator obviously wasn't going to end with a single question, and he continued to turn the conversation towards Victor. Hugo pulled, "Lili, you are the first sister of the domestic TV series, so we want to know what you think of the TV series version of 'Wasteland'?" ”
"It's very well filmed, except that each episode is relatively short, it's really no different from a movie. I've been chasing this drama myself, and I can often see all kinds of shining points from the actors of the TV series, and I can't guess what direction the screenwriter wants to lead the plot towards. The only thing I'm dissatisfied with now is that one episode a week is simply inhumane! ”
Li Li's performance in front of the camera was quite exaggerated, but the other guests and the audience at the scene didn't feel that there was anything wrong. After all, many people are also crazy about this TV series, and the broadcast price of a single episode of 4 million has hit a new high in China. And abroad, this drama is also sought after, crazy to make money.
It's just that some people praise it, and some people step on it, and among the guests of the show, the so-called film and television critics jumped out and criticized: "I admit that 'Wasteland' is very well filmed, but the plot is too terrifying, all kinds of blood, all kinds of brutality, and the racial discrimination is very serious." This is not in line with the current mainstream culture of the world. ”
A big hat was buttoned down, and there was immediately a heckling at the scene. The feature of this kind of entertainment show is to create conflicting scenes on the spot to attract the audience, and any contradiction in the end is to laugh at it.
It's just that today the critic continued to criticize as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "I think Victor. Hugo has become self-confident to the point of paranoia, and the 'supreme' instant noodles he is now making are a clear example of this, and I don't expect anything from his instant noodles. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, who hasn't eaten instant noodles? What tricks can this thing do? ”
"The point is that it's too expensive, and if it's just a few more pieces of meat, it's not cost-effective."
"Actually, I want to try it, and then I can start complaining, hahaha......."
Hey, talk shows are going to become food shows. As soon as Li Li saw this posture, she knew that the so-called 'criticism' was a routine, nothing more than a topic to ridicule an unattainable superstar. And she can only show a look of bewilderment, and maybe she will have to show surprise or disappointment later. In fact, she wanted to say in her heart: with Victor. Hugo, you really are all rubbish!
Alas...... this is just a play, a stage play!
Even if you are the queen of TV dramas, Li Li can only follow the crowd. Anyway, looking at the pots and pans, stoves and everything moved to the studio, this is what has been prepared for a long time. And the audience at the scene was also happy, waiting for a spit and tearing war to begin.
After a few minutes of arguing, buckets of instant noodles are ready. A star who specializes in funny picked up a piece of beef brisket and said: "It's really meaty, it's good, it's good, it's been a long time since I've eaten meat." ”
The stars on the scene are deliberately ridiculing, despising, disdainful, and belittled, and the choreographer of the program team booked everyone's roles at the beginning.
But the problem is that what really controls the scene is the NTZ-45 added to the instant noodle brine, which is a series of biochemical reactions produced by NTZ-45 in the human body.
There's no way a person can resist the pleasurable sensation of dopamine in the brain glands, and NTZ-45 reinforces the secretion of this neuronal transmitter. But when dopamine starts to work, people feel happy.
I'm sorry, but this is not something that can be controlled by the program team.
Li Li is the highest-ranking celebrity invited, but she doesn't want to eat casually in the show, just pick small pieces of brisket and eat them in her stomach. According to the script, she should say, 'It's okay, it tastes good,' and then it's okay for her, and naturally there will be other people who agree and disagree.
But not long after the brisket was eaten, others were arguing about whether this bowl of instant noodles was good or not, and whether it was worth such a high price, and Li Li's heart suddenly glowed with great excitement and happiness. She felt as if she should take another bite.
One bite, just one bite, because it feels delicious.
But with the second bite, there was the third bite, and slowly a bucket of noodles was eaten up with the eggs and brisket in it, and finally Li Li simply picked up the bucket and drank the soup. The hot noodle soup was drunk into her stomach, and the queen of the TV series, who has always been generous and decent, actually sweated profusely, her face was ruddy, and she was refreshed.
And when Lili put down the bucket, the scene was quiet, and everyone and the camera were focused on her. She covered her mouth a little embarrassed and burped a little, and smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, I think it tastes good, so I'll eat it all." ”
Is there any mistake, you are a big sister who can get tired of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and you actually like to eat a bucket of instant noodles, is this thing really delicious? (To be continued.) )