Chapter 533: The following is all made up by me

Driven by various factors such as curiosity, surprise, and attempt, 'Supreme' instant noodles bucked the trend and became popular overnight!

What is "too expensive and unmarketable", "no sense of expectation", "celebrity consumption cannot last long", all negative predictions have been disappointed. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info When there was a general shortage of goods on the supermarket shelves, the media were shocked and had to slap themselves in the face and promote them again.

"It's really strange that in the middle of the night before we close the door, another wave of people came and asked to buy this instant noodle."

"I've never seen the explosion of instant noodles, we don't buy much, and we sold out in one day."

"Now some people on the Internet have increased the price to 100 yuan a bucket, because they heard that this instant noodle is particularly delicious, but now they can only wait for the second purchase."

"As a foodie, I was really touched by this instant noodle because I felt that the whole person died of joy after eating, it was so delicious!"

"Now think about it, being able to be beaten by Victor. How can the things recommended by Hugo be bad? I really want to thank my male god, this is not an instant noodle at all, but a joyful meal. ”

The media's compliments and pushes have made consumers curious about this particularly expensive instant noodle, and many people who have no desire to buy it at all want to try it. There are repeated buyouts in the market, causing many people who still want to eat to even start hoarding.

In the office building where the 'Wasteland Trade' is located, a bunch of dealers from all over the country blocked the door. It's been a long time since I've seen such a good-selling, such popular goods, and it's really a good thing that can be exchanged for money when you get it.

But the problem is that the supply is limited, and you can't get the goods without any ability! The output of 500,000 barrels per day simply cannot meet the market demand, and the foundry is very energetic in production, while saying that our production capacity can continue to increase, as long as the order is dropped to ensure that the task is completed.

Dealers also said that not to mention 500,000 barrels a day, according to the current market reaction, 5 million barrels a day can be sold. Hurry up and expand the production capacity, we are happy to sell this kind of goods.

The banks were also stunned by the sales frenzy, they knew how much money was flowing just by looking at the volume of goods, and they knew that the 'wasteland trade' definitely had a strong repayment capacity, and then they kept asking, 'Do you need a loan?' The interest rate is absolutely favorable, and the repayment terms are absolutely relaxed! ’

The instant noodle market has been completely disrupted by 'Supreme', as long as the people who have eaten it have no interest in other instant noodles, and even in interviews with the media, they directly said, 'This is not an instant noodle at all, it is an insult to call it instant noodles.'" ’

Ever heard of people queuing up to buy 'iPhone', ever heard of queuing up to buy instant noodles? Nowadays, in order to attract customers, some supermarkets in big cities have even put up signboards - our store has a new batch of 'supreme' instant noodles, the quantity is limited, and you want to buy it as soon as possible!

So customers flocked to it.

Later, the supermarket felt that the effect of 'Supreme' to attract customers was too good, and it would not work if it did not dig deep into the potential! As a result, some supermarkets began to change their signboards - a new batch of 'supreme' instant noodles in our store, and customers who spend more than 200 yuan can buy them with small receipts.

Can you buy it for only 200 yuan? It was enough to buy a few bags of rice, and the customer said that it was not a problem, just bring me a few buckets of 'Supreme'.

At first, it was just a spontaneous act of the supermarket's fresh food department, but later the home appliance department felt that this could be used! Come and ......, come to us and buy an LCD TV and get a bucket of 'Supreme' instant noodles. As a result, the home appliance department found that their sales performance had skyrocketed!

As a result, everyone found that as long as it can be related to the 'Supreme' instant noodles, the sales are soaring like helicopters.

Soon, the sale of cars began to change. As long as there is a bucket of 'Supreme' in the 4S store, customers can eat comfortably after test driving, and the success rate of the transaction will increase several times!

In the past, if you want to perform, the lady who sells the house inevitably has to sacrifice the hue. can only be listed as 'supreme' instant noodles, and the sales lady also closely follows the trend. At the critical time, you just need to say, 'Sir, we are starting to send the house here' Supreme', so it is no longer difficult to sell the house easily.

From now on, if the salesman wants to improve his performance, he will not see how many connections, not how much he can brag, not how much he can pull relationships, but how many 'supreme' instant noodles he has mastered. The person with the most 'supreme' is often referred to as a noodle bully!

From now on, it is useless to give gifts to leaders and give more money, if you don't have a bucket of 'Supreme', you will definitely not be able to do anything. Even the prospective son-in-law can be happy when he sees his mother-in-law, and everyone can be happy with a bucket of 'supreme' belly, maybe he can marry his wife without a house, a car, or a deposit or something.

As long as a person with depression eats 'Supreme', he can immediately sing happily and smile. From now on, I will no longer be sad and depressed, and my thoughts will be understood every minute, and the spark of hope will be re-raised for life.

Patients with cancer no longer worry about it, and they all say that happiness is the best medicine to kill cancer cells, and now eating a bucket of 'Supreme' can ensure happiness for three hours. Eat it all day and night to ensure that the cancer cells will slowly shrink in laughter, and from then on, the road of life will be smooth again, and the years will be quiet and enjoyable.

How painful it is for a mentally ill patient to be locked up in a psychiatric hospital, come to a bucket of 'Supreme'. Deranged thinking will be restored, distorted thoughts will be straightened out, and paranoid behavior will be corrected. The patient's family wept with joy, we were finally saved!

Vitiligo, epilepsy, constipation, hemorrhoids, baldness, hair loss, infertility, impotence*premature ejaculation, short JJ, excessively long foreskin, swelling and pain, excessive vaginal discharge, dull skin, uh......, although 'Supreme' instant noodles can't cure these diseases, but they can make people happy and face them calmly!

Is it still scolded for being a primary school student when you hit lol? Come to a bucket of 'Supreme' to ensure that you are in a good mood and have high morale. The denied life is once again angry and strong, and since then he has been defeated again and again, and has achieved his platinum dream in setbacks and tribulations!

For real primary school students, a bucket of 'Supreme' can be filled with positive energy, more concentration, more active brain thinking, and happier learning. Even when the bear child dies, he can smile at the leather whip of his parents.

And for middle school students, are you still having a headache for "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-year Simulation"? Come to a bucket of 'Supreme', which can make you face the bleak life calmly. Only when you are in a good mood can you play well, if you are in a good mood, your intelligence can be high, and if you are in a good mood, you can laugh even if you fail the test!

It is recommended that all parents across the country prepare a bucket of 'Supreme' for their children before the college entrance examination, so that their children can enter the venue happily, answer questions happily, and leave happily. It doesn't matter if you hand in a blank slate, you must be happy.

And college students, master's students, doctoral students, even professors and academicians, don't you need to be happy? Let's have a bucket of 'supreme' instant noodles, the so-called 'smile, ten years less', the modernization of the motherland has a long way to go, you need to face it with a smile and move forward!

'Supreme' instant noodles are the source of joy, the foundation of happiness, and the guarantee of harmony. Let's embrace the future and embrace the 'Supreme'!

I ......, I can't make it up! (To be continued.) )