There is nothing that cannot be solved by one case of wine, and if there is, then two cases.

The alcohol is on the head, hazy, drunk, dreaming and dying.

Yan Xi held the wireless microphone in his hand and said into the microphone: "I heard that a stylist in Xuanyi was beaten that day, I don't know if it's Wen Ruyan's bastard." ”

"That's him." Jiang Li picked up another microphone to reply to her.

"Is it him?" Yan Xi stood up and was in high spirits, "I don't know which angel brother and angel sister came out with this evil breath for us!" Grateful, grateful. ”

"Far away, close at hand." Jiang Li pointed at Ling Xingyu.

"Hiss~~" Yan Xi gasped in disbelief, "Little star, why are you so ruthless?" That's your friend! How do you get started? Awesome little star, you are simply unprecedented, crazy! ”

"Speak well." Ling Xingyu threw her a look that if she wanted to praise, she would praise the foreplay and not do too much.

"I suddenly got interested, I want to improvise a poem, the kind of poem in seven steps." Yan Xi took the microphone and pretended to smooth the non-existent beard, and took two steps forward, "Ling Xingyu is ruthless, and knock down Wen Ruyan with one punch." The heartbroken little star is looking for teeth all over the place. ”

"Tut-tut, don't be ashamed, the elementary school teacher's coffin board can't be suppressed." Jiang Li rubbed his eyebrows, looking like he couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"I've only walked two steps, and I still have five steps left, what should I do? Looks like I'm going to have to do another one. Yan Xi cleared his throat, "The righteousness is awe-inspiring Ling Xingyu, and the well-dressed beast is as gentle as Yan. Brave and good at fighting the little star, he escaped from the wilderness. ”

"Don't do it, your teacher has jumped out......"

At this time, the box door was pushed open, Jiang Li jumped up from the sofa in horror, pointed to the door and said with a slight tremble, "Your teacher is really here." ”

"Teacher......" Yan Xi turned his head and saw someone coming in, so he opened his mouth and shouted, "Come and sit, I haven't seen you for many years, you are getting younger and younger!" ”

The waitress who came in with a tray to deliver hot towels was invited by Yan Xi to sit down on the sofa with a confused face.

"I think you didn't beat me less, but what! I have a lot of adults, and I won't meet you in general, so come, teacher, I will toast you. Yan Xi poured two glasses of wine.

"I'm sorry, I can't drink." The waiter opened his mouth apologetically, stood up and was pressed down by Yan Xi again.

"No, teacher, thanks to your perseverance and violent beating, I was finally admitted to junior high school, thanks to my care, this glass of wine contains my strong feelings of gratitude to the teacher, so this glass of wine must be drunk..."

"Alright! All right! ”

The waiter finished drinking, put down the hot towel, and quickly escaped.

"Your teacher is gone? I haven't even toasted yet! Jiang Li came out of the bathroom, and the waiter had already run away without a trace.

"Let's go, my teacher said that the poem I wrote was very good, and then just now, I made another poem and read it to you." Yan Xi sighed, a little sad, "Blind and blind you Jiang Li, a hundred mouths are indisputable Xiao Yan Xi, you are Jiang Li with a hard heart, and it hurts Xiao Yan Xi to the heart." ”

"Primary school culture, tonight I will let you see how our new Chinese people compose poems," Jiang Li patted his chest and stood up and picked up the microphone, his voice full of emotion.

"Blind Saicong doesn't know anything,

Wandering alone in the dead of night.

It's too late to wake up,

Regret is not the first tears.

Nian Yi smiled and tears fell,

It is difficult to recover from the water, and it is self-harming.

Sleepless day and night,

begging for Yi to return. ”

"Good, good, good ......" Yan Xi nodded and applauded, "It is worthy of being a junior Chinese person, I and other primary school cultural people, willing to bow to the wind, willing to bow to the wind......"

"Concession, Concession ......"

Ling Xingyu looked at Yan Xi, a trace of pampering was hooked at the corners of his lips, his eyes flashed with a strong sense of love, his face was radiant, and he always had a smile on his face, this was his Yan Xi.

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On a sunny but extremely cold afternoon, Yan Xi pushed open the glass door of the club, and the cold wind made her shiver.

"Hi~" An ordinary-looking man stood on the side of the road with a crisper box in his hand, and immediately said hello when he saw Yan Xi coming out.

"Hey~ It's here!" Yan Xi waved at him and took the crisper box in his hand, "Jiang Li is a customer." ”

"I know, then I'll go first." The man smiled and turned to leave.

"Hey~ you wait..."Yan Xi whispered to the man: "Don't say I won't help you!" Today is Jiang Li's birthday. ”

The man's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said "Thank you..."

"Love nutritious bento, tsk, this is too careful." Yan Xi opened the crisper box and said to Jiang Li, "Yesterday I sent steak, the day before yesterday I sent pasta, the day before yesterday I sent pho, and today I sent a love lunch, and I gave two points, I am so good at being a man, you promise him!" ”

"Didn't you think he wasn't good enough to be worthy of me?" Jiang Li scoffed.

"The appearance is not sincere enough to make up, not to mention that I have eaten other people's love meals for a month, as the saying goes, there is no free lunch in the world, I must help him say good things, otherwise I will not be happy."

"You're too good to buy it! A few meals will take you out? ”

"Hee-hee, eating people's mouths is short, but then again, Li, Li, what's the matter?"

"Li Zhihong......" Jiang Li said quietly.

"Oh~" Yan Xi nodded, "But then again, although this Li Zhihong looks average, he persists!" What does perseverance depend on? It is faith, so you are his faith. ”

"How do you know?"

"He said it himself!"

Jiang Li glanced at her, "Talk less, eat more." ”

"But seriously, he's an affordable man, you can think about it a little bit."

"Eat."

At Jiang Li's house at night, Jiang's father had already made a table of delicious food waiting for the two of them.

"We're back." Jiang Li opened the door, and Yan Xi followed closely with a box of cakes in his hand.

"I'm only back now, your dad has been waiting for you in the restaurant for a while." Jiang's mother picked up the remote control and paused the TV series.

"Yan Xi had to delay the two of us making the cake ourselves."

"Come here." Father Jiang beckoned to the two of them.

"Wow~" Yan Xi looked at the table of food and the red wine in the decanter, "The glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine, the pedestrians on the road don't know it!" If I knew that my godfather's wine was all gone, I would have bought a cake and rushed back. ”

"Hahaha...... "Father Jiang smiled heartily, "Sit down and try my godfather's craftsmanship." ”

"It's delicious at first glance, and it's full of color, flavor, and flavor."

Jiang Li leaned close to Yan Xi and whispered, "Why did Ling Xingyu raise you more and more back, look at your little bit of talent, the sycophants are slapping loudly!" ”

"I'd love to." Yan Xi shook his head and was proud.

Jiang Qi walked out of the room, and the family gathered at the dining table.

"Let's go! Yan Xi move chopsticks! ”

"Okay." Yan Xi took a shrimp and put it on a small plate to peel it.

"There are no rules, don't you know how to let the birthday star move the chopsticks first?" Jiang Li protested.

"Na......" Yan Xi brought the grilled shrimp to her mouth, "Plug your mouth." ”

"That's right." Jiang Li ate the prawns in one bite.

"The birthday star wants to eat noodles, and my mother will serve you a bowl of fried noodles." Jiang's mother picked up the bowl in front of Jiang Li and sandwiched a bowl of fried noodles for her.

"Thank you, Mom."

Mother Jiang picked up Yan Xi's bowl and sandwiched a bowl of fried noodles for her.

"Thank you, godmother." Yan Xi took the bowl, and his heart was warm.

She likes Jiang's father and Jiang's mother very much, but it's a pity that she and Jiang Qi don't call, which has always made Jiang's father feel sorry, but fortunately, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother are open-minded, and it's good to be a daughter-in-law and a daughter.

'Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~~' The doorbell rang twice, and Jiang Qi stood up and went to open the door.

"Who are you looking for?" Jiang Qi saw a man standing outside the door with a tool bag on his back and an electric water heater in his arms, and he had some questions about who bought the water heater, and the installer was in the wrong place!

"May I ask if this is Jiang Li's family? I'm looking for Jiang Li. ”

"Oh! Yes, come in! Jiang Qi shouted inside: "Jiang Li, someone is looking for you." ”

"Who!" Jiang Li stood up and saw Li Zhihong walking in with a water heater, and instantly the whole person was stupid, what happened?

"Happy birthday Jiang Li." Li Zhihong stood up straight and nodded to Jiang's father and Jiang's mother, "Hello uncle and aunt." ”

"Hello," Jiang's father asked Jiang Li, "who is this?" ”

"Hello uncle, my name is Li Zhihong, and I am Jiang Li's friend." Li Zhihong said: "Today is Jiang Li's birthday, I brought her a birthday gift, and I don't know what to give, so I directly took the latest instantaneous water heater in our store, where do you see it to be installed?" ”

Everyone was stunned and a little confused, Yan Xi couldn't help but snicker, this Li Zhihong is too sincere! not only dared to kill the Jiang family single-handedly, but also held the water heater, and it was really an affordable man.

"You're welcome, it's good for people to come, what gifts do you bring, let's sit down and eat together!" Daddy Jiang greeted.

"I'll install the water heater first!"

"Eat first, then talk about it after eating."

"Alright then!"

Jiang Li helped him put the water heater and tool kit on the floor outside the restaurant.

Sitting down at the dining table, Jiang Li added a pair of dishes and chopsticks to him, and Li Zhihong looked a little restrained.

"Xiao Li, you're welcome, move the chopsticks!"

"Okay."

Then Jiang's mother began to check the household registration and asked Li Zhihong, where do you live! There are a few people in the family! How many siblings do you have! What a career? Are your parents retired? Are you still healthy?

"Mom~ We are just ordinary friends, and you are not checking the household registration."

Jiang Li frequently stopped it, but he still couldn't resist Jiang's mother's thirst for knowledge.

Jiang Li's eyes glared sharply at Yan Xi, who was gloating and snickering, Yan Xi immediately put away his smiling face and replaced it with an innocent face, shrugged his shoulders and looked ignorant.

In the end, the water heater was installed in the indoor bathroom of Jiang's father and Jiang's mother, and then Li Zhihong was highly recognized by Jiang's mother.