Chapter 711: Five Squirts in One Second!!

"The King has arrived!!"

The words fell, and a spy voice sounded outside the post station.

"Hey, Master. The king is here, do you have a cure? Do you want my grandson to tell you what disease this king is suffering from? Sun Wukong squinted his eyes and said with a grin.

Ou Yangming glanced at the grinning Sun Wukong and said, "I know much better than you as a teacher, and I don't need you to solve my doubts." ”

Squeak!

The door to the room was pushed open from the outside, and a hula poured in.

Among them, the most prominent is naturally the king of Zhu Ziguo.

I saw him lying on the pale face, and there were several palace maids and eunuchs serving him around him.

"Your Majesty, this is the holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." The previous white-faced official introduced Ou Yangming to the king. Then he pointed to Sun Wukong and said, "This is Elder Sun, this is Elder Pig, and as for this, he is also Elder Sha, the apprentice of the Holy Monk." ”

"Ahem, Holy Monk. Before you came, the king's chamberlain said that you have a cure. I don't know, what does this king need for this dark disease? As long as it is owned by my Zhu Ziguo, you can just say it. ”

Although the king's voice was sickly, it still revealed the momentum of the king of a country.

Ou Yangming squinted his eyes and looked up and down, this is the king of the Zhu Zi Country.

In the original book, this guy is not a good person.

Of course, he's not a bad guy, he's a scumbag at best.

Think about it, when you encounter danger, the man who pushes his woman out for the first time, isn't this a scumbag?

But any bloody man would never do such a bad thing.

Although his enemy is a monster, you must know that your own crotch is carried with you!

In front of you, snatch your woman away, can you bear it?

Maybe the Hollywood blockbuster, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is based on the king of Zhu Ziguo.

"Hehe, Your Majesty. Your dark disease, it's easy to say it's simple, it's not simple to say it's not simple. ”

"What? Didn't you say, Holy Sangha, that you can heal me? ”

Ou Yangming looked at the king whose momentum instantly increased and smiled.

The emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and the king who suffers from a dark disease is a king after all.

"Your Majesty, if you had this kind of momentum when you faced that monster. The apprentice of the poor monk has no chance to reveal the emperor's list. His tone was very flat, but in the ears of the king of Zhu Ziguo, it was no less than thunder on the ground.

A few years ago, he and the queen, the mother of the Golden Sacred Palace, were in the imperial garden to untie the dumplings and insert wormwood, drink and watch the dragon boat during the Duanyang Festival.

Suddenly, a black wind hung up, and out of the wind came a monster Sai Tai Sui, who came to kidnap the queen and be the lady of the cave.

Sai Tai Sui threatened him that if he did not hand over the queen mother to him, he would slaughter Zhu Ziguo.

So as a last resort, he pushed behind the queen's mother, and gave his wife to the monster as the lady of the cave.

As a result of the fright, a piece of pastry choked on his stomach and was not digested for three years, causing him to lose his appetite and his health deteriorated.

And he felt guilty because he pushed the queen's mother.

After three years, the double blow of his body and heart made him almost collapse.

The most important thing is that the whole country has a lot of discussion about him pushing away the queen's mother.

"What is the holy monk talking about, Benben...., Benben..., Ben Wang doesn't know." Under Ou Yangming's direct gaze, the king's eyes dodged.

The ministers and guards around him, and the palace maids, all lowered their heads and pretended not to know anything.

"Hehe, Your Majesty. Are there some things that need to be explained in detail by poor monks? The piece of cake in your stomach is very simple to solve, and the poor monk has a prescription here, which can naturally cure the disease. But the problem of losing the group of birds is not so easy to solve. ”

Before the king came again, he felt that Ou Yangming came to Zhu Ziguo because he was lucky, and even more thought that the monk was his lucky star.

But now, how did he look at the big shiny bald head in the room, how did he feel awkward!

"Why didn't Your Majesty speak?"

"Shut up!"

Ou Yangming looked at the king, who was still pale just now, and now his face turned red, and he smiled disdainfully.

"If Your Majesty had such power under the threat of that monster, where would it cause so many disasters? Don't dare to play ruthless with monsters, run to the ground of poor monks to spread wild, you are reasonable.

Do you like the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang or not, don't you have any points in your heart? In fact, the purpose of His Majesty's coming to me is also very clear to the poor monks. Treating the dark diseases of one's own body is secondary. Asking the poor monk to snatch back the Golden Sacred Palace Niangniang is your main purpose. ”

Whew-

The king breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately the monk didn't know what he was thinking, and he was counted in the eyes of the ministers, and he saved a little reputation.

"Unfortunately, this is your main purpose though. But it's not what you value most in your heart, it's just your reputation that you value most in your heart. Jin Shenggong Niangniang, you actually don't like it anymore. Otherwise, you wouldn't have pushed her from behind and given her to the monster to be the Lady of the Cave.

Selling fame and fame is talking about people like you! Sentimentality is also tailor-made for you. Presumably, the so-called healing of you, you can share Zhu Ziguo's imperial list with you, it's not that simple, right? ”

When Ou Yangming was reading the original book, he scoffed at the emperor list of the king of Zhu Ziguo.

What is the king of a country?

Which emperor is not ruthless?

Especially the king back then, when he was young, he liked to dabble in it, how many murders did he commit?

In front of the falling phoenix slope, he shot and injured the two young birds born to the peacock Daming King, and the cow broke it.

If he is given a monkey, he will definitely be able to go to heaven.

In short, even if you heal the king, he has countless ways to make you give up half of the country automatically.

The king of Zhu Ziguo, at this moment, can't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down, the dirty thing in his heart was lifted clean in front of the civil and military ministers, where did he put his face?

If you don't see through it, this great monk is really bright.

"We will save her from the Golden Sacred Palace, as for your physical illness, I will tell the two apprentices the prescription later, and let them prepare it for you in the palace. Now you can go, and don't bother me anymore. ”

The king, and all the people around him, opened their mouths wide.

You, the hell who let us come. Now let's go, it's you. The king who just squirted is full of bags, or you!

When did the monk become so arrogant?

But the king could only obediently do what Ou Yangming said, and could not refute or reprimand.

Since you dare to be arrogant, you must have the capital to dare to be arrogant.

"Okay, according to what the holy monk said. The king is in the palace, holding a feast, waiting for the good news of the holy monk. Let's go! The king waved his sleeves, and a group of people came out of the post station in a mighty manner.