"Grandma is great!" Tang Yu stood outside the residence of Grandma Tangmen and said to Pan Xiaoxian, and in the end Tang Yu was persuaded by Pan Xiaoxian, Pan Xiaoxian's thoughtfulness, love, and concern made her deeply moved, so they took advantage of the weekend to come to Tangjiabao, and the matter of asking for leave was because it was to carry out the task of Huaxia Guoshi, Fang Tie deliberately gave the green light. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I can see it." Pan Xiaoxian looked at the stilted building built by the mountain with deep understanding, it looked no different from other stilted buildings, if it wasn't for Tang Yu bringing him here, he wouldn't know that this was actually the residence of the ruler of the Tang Sect. With the supreme position of Grandma Tangmen in Tangmen, being able to do this is a kind of greatness in itself.

"Grandma never married in order to protect the Tang Sect all her life, and she dedicated her life to the Tang Sect. She is a post-80s generation in the last century, and she has experienced the prosperity of human beings before the Zerg catastrophe, but her old man was ordered to be in danger at the time of the Zerg catastrophe.

After taking office, she turned the tide and led the Tang Sect to survive in the Zerg Catastrophe, and also led the Tang Sect to embark on the road of rejuvenation after the Zerg Catastrophe, and experienced the baptism of the Zerg Catastrophe, the Tang Sect not only did not fall, but became more powerful than ever!

"If it weren't for her old man, maybe there would be no Tang Sect in this world......" Tang Yu's eyes flashed with admiration: "Her old man is the living totem of our Tang Sect, and her old man was my lifelong goal......

"It's really remarkable!" Pan Xiaoxian nodded, although he had not experienced the Zerg catastrophe, but Pan Xiaoxian had experienced the Zerg battlefield, he could fully imagine how desperate and helpless the technologically backward and weak human beings should have been in the face of the overwhelming army of Zerg and Insect Beasts fifty years ago......

Grandma Tangmen was able to bring Tangmen out of a desperate situation in this situation, and even became one of the six major factions in Huaxia, as a woman, she is really amazing.

"So...... Boss, when you see Grandma for a while, can you please be more serious? Tang Yu asked cautiously.

So how funny am I in your heart? Brother Donkey is also drunk, and he co-authored it for a long time, which is the point!

"Piercing the heart of Lao Tie!" Brother Donkey staggered back with Mimi in his hands: "Could it be that in your heart, I am such an unserious person?" ”

"Forgive me for speaking so straight, if I say it's not you, do you believe it?" Tang Yu asked a funny rhetorical question.

“…… Don't be like this, Tang Seng, if you don't speak so straight, we are still friends! "Brother Donkey seems to hear the sound of heartbreak.

"How long are you going to blow it?" The door of the stilted building was slammed open, the willow eyebrows of the grandmother of the Tang Gate were upside down, the phoenix eyes were wide, a pair of red crisp hands pinched half of the willow waist, and the two slender and round long legs stood at the door with a domineering side leak, and roared condescendingly:

"If you want to come in, hurry up, if you don't come in, get out of here! At the door of the old lady, the beep that can't get in is endless--annoying! Annoying! Annoying! ”

Grandma, you're such a man!

I didn't expect you to be such a grandmother of the Tang family! The corners of Brother Donkey's mouth twitched twice concealedly, and the great positive image that had been built in his heart after being described by Tang Yu before was like the golden body of the Buddha instantly cracked.

"Enter! Enter! Enter! It's the grandson who doesn't enter! "Brother Donkey is a straight man, when the roar of Grandma Tangmen just fell, he shouted and strode up the stairs, he was born with a pair of long legs and arrived at the door in a few steps, and Grandma Tangmen was only one step away from face to face.

Brother Donkey is also a man who has split his legs, and a small comparison can judge that Grandma Tangmen is about one meter six or five meters tall, a few centimeters shorter than Ning Yusha, which is already considered against the sky in Tangmen, especially she also likes to wear high heels, the thin heels are afraid that they can't be eight centimeters, and they look straight and slender with long legs.

Looking down at her from the perspective of the donkey brother, the pair of proud peaks are towering high, like a fox spirit with a bewitching face, a pair of beautiful eyes, with mature wisdom, but also with the arrogance of a girl, no one would have imagined that this would be a century-old goblin......

Grandma Tangmen obviously didn't expect that someone would dare to be so presumptuous with her in Tangjiabao, she was slightly stunned and immediately narrowed a pair of foxy eyes staring at Pan Xiaoxian's handsome face, and couldn't help but "sneer" with a smile, stretched out a red crisp hand and unceremoniously twisted it on the donkey brother's sturdy chest muscles: "The little fart child is very energetic!" Aha......"

Nima--10,000 Obama roared in the donkey's heart, why did I let an old grandmother tease me?

I may have worshiped a false grandma...... Tang Yu stood downstairs in the wind messy, originally she was worried that Brother Donkey would not blaspheme Grandma, but now it seems that Grandma is not blasphemous, no, Brother Donkey has to thank God for blessing if she does not molest her......

"Come in!" After Grandma Tangmen twisted a handful of donkey's pectoral muscles, she turned around and stretched her big lazy waist and walked in, and the hem of her clothes was lifted high, revealing her flexible water snake waist with satin luster, and the plump waist and hip curves of mature women were unobstructed......

Brother Donkey came back to his senses from the shame of being twisted on his chest muscles, and for a moment his brain twitched to catch up with him, and he picked up his big hand and slapped it hard on the buttocks!

"Smack-"

Grandma Tangmen's plump ass trembled twice like jelly, and she turned around suddenly after a moment of silence, her beautiful eyes blooming with a cold knife light.

In an instant, the temperature of the room seemed to have dropped below zero, and the strong murderous aura locked Pan Xiaoxian's qi, which was no different from being locked around his neck by the iron ropes of the impermanent ghost, all of which were desperate fear and powerlessness in the face of death.

Tang Yu's heart almost collapsed, her intestines are now repentant, what if she is serious? What about the serious people who say good?

Cheat! Big cheat!

"Come and don't be rude!" After Brother Donkey finished this slap, he finally had a clear idea, and arched his hand to Grandma Tangmen with a serious face: "Grandma, please!" ”

Grandma Tangmen stared at him coldly, Pan Xiaoxian took out his best facial paralysis face, and a pair of bloody pupils met Grandma Tangmen's gaze openly, as if it was not him who spanked someone's ass just now.

After a while, Grandma Tangmen's jade face like frost thawed little by little, and finally showed her usual smile that perfectly blended domineering and bewitching: "Come and don't be rude, hehe, little fart, it's a little interesting......"

Glancing at Pan Xiaoxian meaningfully, Grandma Tangmen turned around and walked in, she was not worried that she would be spanked by Pan Xiaoxian again, it was just too unexpected for her just now, after all, she had not been spanked for more than 90 years, if she was really vigilant, she wanted to spank her ass and the person who could be spanked had not yet been born!

"Grandma, Tang Yi retires!" Tang Yu shouted outside the building, and by the time he got to the back, his voice sounded far away.

I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in the broken mouth of Brother Donkey! Tang Yu was already in tears in his heart, how could I believe him?

The boat of friendship is capsized! Brother Donkey is also drunk, let's come to meet Grandma Tangmen, what's the matter if you leave me here alone?

"Xiao Yi, this kid is so sweet!" Grandma Tangmen sat down by the fire with a big grin, and dialed a number from the communication watch: "Hey, Xiaochuan, yes, it's me." Xiao Yi, this kid is back, just came to visit me, yes, filial piety is commendable, you will see her later, send her to the [Ice Cave] to exercise for a night, well, just say that grandma rewarded her, that's all. ”

After speaking, Grandma Tangmen hung up the phone directly, and looked at Pan Xiaoxian, who was sitting opposite him unceremoniously, with a smile: "If I'm not mistaken, your name is Pan Xiaodonkey, right?" ”

I think I know something! Brother Donkey blinked his eyes: "Grandma remembers wrong, my name is Pan Xiaoxian!" ”

"Oh......" A hint of discoloration flashed in the eyes of Grandma Tangmen: "It turned out to be Deng Xiaoxian, hehe, I'm really old and useless!" ”

“…… It's Pan Xiaoxian! Grandma, you're not old, you were very energetic when you twisted my chest muscles just now! Brother Donkey also looked at her with a smile - Grandma, I respect you as a man, but you rely on the old to bully honest people, right?

Damn, you took advantage of it and sold it, right? Grandma Tangmen was so stunned that she was in charge of Tangmen and Megatron, when did Grandma Tangmen make people so scared? And he was scolded by a little brat, it's really ...... It's so exciting!

"Hehehe, Pan Xiaodonkey, what is the matter with your visit to me this time?" Grandma Tangmen decisively diverted the topic, she twisted Pan Xiaoxian's chest muscles and it was just a joke with children, the older she gets, the more she acts without scruples, not to mention that she is already an old goblin in her hundreds, and she acts casually, but she didn't expect to meet a bear child who is even more careless than her, and Grandma Tangmen is also drunk, so she can only change the topic by defeating.

If you don't change the topic, you can't do it, and if the topic continues, it will really become an old goblin playing ambiguously with a bear child.

“…… It's Pan Xiaoxian! Pan Xiaoxian corrected it first, and then said: "I was invited by Tang Yi to come to the Tang Gate to play for two days, grandma, you are the elder of the Tang Gate, so I came to visit you as a disciple of the Shaolin layman!" ”

"Are you a Shaolin lay disciple?" Grandma Tangmen's eyebrows wrinkled slightly.

"Ami Tofu, the disciple's name is possible." Pan Xiaoxian clasped his hands together like a decent one.

“…… You're here to pay a visit to me? The corners of Grandma Tangmen's eyes jumped twice imperceptibly.

"Good, good!" Pan Xiaoxian folded his hands and bowed slightly.

…… I think you're so angry with me, right? Grandma Tangmen is even more angry, making hair! Grandma Tangmen was spanked by a little Shaolin monk! If this matter spreads, what face will the Tang Sect have to be on a par with Shaolin?

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