Chapter 393: You Are So Shameless, Too Lewd! [1 update]
10,000 kilograms, that is, ten tons, that is the hard standard of twenty levels of life! Fang Tie didn't know how much fist power Pan Xiaoxian had, but it was definitely more than 10,000 kilograms, so the question was, what did he say to Pan Xiaoxian just now?
"Don't think that you can be proud if you win the champion of the Fifth Fair, Huaxia Guoshi is not as simple as you think......"
āā¦ā¦ Not everyone is waiting for you, you start late and have to run faster than everyone else! ā
āā¦ā¦ If you don't want to leave in disgrace, I advise you to give it your all! ā
"There are people outside the people, there are mountains outside the mountains, small leisure, the world is very big, and there are many proud sons of the sky...... You're just a drop in the ocean! ā
Recalling what he had said, Fang Tie's old face was hot and painful, Pan Xiaoxian's strength should be above level 20 life!
The rank of the country's heavy weapon imitates the ancient Chinese military attache system, you must know that his captain of the country's heavy weapon is only fifteen levels of life, the top leader of each base is a general, and the life level requirement is more than twenty years, Pan Xiaoxian is already qualified to be a general!
However, he just said that he recommended Pan Xiaoxian to be a captain with his superiors, and also said that the nomination would make Pan Xiaoxian the essence of the Chinese national warrior, and focus on cultivating it......
My face is swollen! Fang Tie subconsciously rubbed his face with both hands - this is so embarrassing, how can I hide it without any traces of PS? Wait online, it's in a hurry!
"Mentor?" Pan Xiaoxian saw Fang Tie's ugly face, and cautiously asked next to him: "If you break the boxing testing machine, will the school make you pay?" ā
"Of course, the ...... who want to deduct your salary" Fang Tie replied subconsciously, and after saying it, Fang Tie suddenly came to his senses, what did Pan Xiaoxian say-how did you say such shameless words? Did I break this? The point is that I even took the pot! Gather together!
"Xiao Xian," Fang Tie decided not to bother with these small details for the sake of Brother Donkey's fact that he was already above level 20 life: "You give the mentor, no, give me an explanation to Lao Fang, what kind of life level are you now?" ā
Fang Tie no longer dared to call himself a mentor with Pan Xiaoxian, a weak person with a fifteenth-level life gave a strong person with a twentieth-level life as a mentor, and it made people laugh out of their big teeth when it was passed out, which was as manual funny as Zhou Cang teaching Guan Erye to play with a big knife. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
As for the grade test, Fang Tie thinks it's no longer necessary, isn't one pot enough to carry it? If Pan Xiaoxian demolishes this place, will he be a volunteer at Brilliance University for the rest of his life?
"That, I don't know ......" Brother Donkey saw that Fang Tie's face was ugly, and asked cautiously: "Mentor, will you wear small shoes for me, right?" ā
"Do I think I'm going to put shoes on people?" Fang Tie was very angry, but because of Pan Xiaoxian's attitude towards him as always, he finally regained his temperament, and stuffed the tiger talisman to Pan Xiaoxian with a gloomy face, Fang Tie shouted: "Don't think that if you break the boxing testing machine, it's fine, I'll clean you up when I get back, you remember Lao Tzu ......"
Driving away Pan Xiaoxian, Fang Tie stood for a moment, then opened his tiger talisman to contact his superiors: "Ximen Supervisor, I am an iron man, I have a very important thing to report, yes, it is about Pan Xiaoxian, Bala Bala Bala ......"
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Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly left the testing room, this is the wrong place, after putting on the tiger talisman, he received a series of prompts, he opened it and saw that there were some notifications, most of which had expired, only the latest notice had not expired, so he clicked on it to see.
System notification: Please ask the local comrade "I'm really not a big zombie" to infiltrate the Tang Gate and secretly investigate the abnormal incident of the Tang Gate raising poisons in the Thousand Poison Mountains!
Note: If necessary, you can recruit nearby comrades to assist in the investigation!
Why are you kidding me? Brother Donkey was also drunk, and it was because he drank the blood of the flying centipede in the Thousand Poison Mountains that he was forced to flee the earth later!
Qianzhuling is to Brother Donkey what Huarong Dao is to Cao Mengde, Waterloo is to Napoleon, and Wuzhishan is to Sun Wukong, if he can, Pan Xiaoxian would never want to go to Qianzhuling again in his life, but he didn't expect to receive this task again......
That's it! Tang Yu is now the heir of the master of the Tang Sect, and the matter of the poison in the Thousand Poison Ridge makes Tang Yu very troubled, so I'll go and help Tang Yu with this, and by the way, complete the task to earn points, to be honest, if it weren't for Tang Yu, I wouldn't have taken any points......
Wait a minute!
One hundred points?
Brother Donkey couldn't help but gasp, just to investigate and give a hundred points?
You must know that Brother Donkey only spent 100 points to redeem "Chixia Divine Skill"!
Don't stop me, Tang Yu is doing me a favor!
It's just that I've just started school, so do I have to take a leave of absence again? Isn't it a little too arrogant?
Brother Donkey is very ashamed, how low-key I usually are! How subtle! How restrained! That's not my style at all, is it? But for the sake of the country, for the sake of my brothers, let alone let me ask for leave, even if I am asked to take a leave of absence, I will not be ambiguous!
Returning to the dormitory after a long absence, Brother Donkey was attacked by the combination of the three sluts with a big head, tires, and sluts!
"Say! How did you abandon the beautiful goddess Ning! The big head pressed on the donkey brother's body, venting the anger of the single dog.
"Say! How did you abandon the beautiful Pink Goddess again! The slut pressed on the body of the big head, indirectly on the body of the donkey brother, and envied and hated with his thin and small delicate body to contribute to this human flesh pagoda.
"Say! How did you hook up with Tang Yi's cute blue kid! The tire pressed on the slut's body, serving as the spire of this human flesh pagoda, and while pressing down hard, he issued a bloody and tearful accusation: "You said that you soaked the goddess away, and even the cute blue child was not left to us!" Are you still human? ā
Suddenly the atmosphere became very delicate, and the donkey, the big head, and the slut all looked at the tires with strange eyes: we seem to know something!
Then the four all looked at the door slowly, not knowing when Tang Yu was already standing there.
Tang Yu looked at the four of them overlapping each other with a strange expression, their clothes wrinkled, their hair messy, their faces flushed, and they were panting......
I didn't expect you to be this kind of dormitory! The corners of Tang Yu's mouth twitched twice covertly: "You guys are so shameless, too obscene!" Something like this that is morally corrupt and dehumanizing is so degraded that people can't bear to look at it directly...... Count me in! ā
After that, Tang Yu rushed in a few steps and jumped onto the back of the tire, and the tire ghost rolled to the side with a scream - he was not alone!
As a tacit understanding between the three sluts, the slut and the big head rolled to both sides almost at the same time, exposing the donkey brother who was foaming at the bottom...... It's not the first time they've played this juggling match, but it's the first time they've succeeded!
Tang Yu himself just wanted to play with them, and didn't use Tangmen's light skills, Pan Xiaoxian was also playing with them, and he didn't really move, so this time Tang Yu sat on the donkey's abdominal muscles......
Emma! Brother Donkey is messy in the wind in an instant-make up! Fortunately, Lao Tzu is soft, otherwise you would not have to sit on your ass?
Tang Yu's beautiful little face suddenly turned red as a ripe tomato-flat chest! I felt like I was sitting on something big, thick, long......
"Whoa-hee-" The three laughed together, and at the same time, they were afraid that the world would not be chaotic to coax Pan Xiaoxian and Tang Yu.
They didn't know how many people who were passing by in the corridor to eat melons, but Tang Yu reacted very quickly, and before that, he had already bounced off Pan Xiaoxian's body, and flew to the door like lightning, and he had already grabbed the door before the melon-eating crowd seized the favorable terrain.
Got a groove? The old drivers all felt that a figure floated by, but they didn't see anything, and suddenly they were so frightened that they didn't even dare to enter the door and scattered......
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"Boss, Mrs. Zhan is not difficult for you, right?" On the roof of the boys' dormitory, Tang Yu's little face still had a flush that hadn't had time to fade.
"Don't worry, it's okay." Pan Xiaoxian considered the wording and brought the topic back: "By the way, I still think what you said makes sense."
"Now the Tang Sect can still suppress the Thousand Poison Mountains, but as the poisons become more and more powerful, when the Tang Sect can't suppress it, maybe it will be another Zerg catastrophe......
"No, I'm worried." Tang Yu smiled and shook his head: "Even if there is an average of one Grandmaster-level poison every month, there are only twelve in a year, and in a short period of time, our Tang Sect can digest it, and if it can't be digested, it can be hunted and killed regularly."
"Besides, if you want to cause the catastrophe of the Zerg that sweeps the world, unless you can be infected like the Zerg, you can explode a large number of the same kind in a short period of time, but the poison of the Thousand Poison Mountains cannot be infected, and if you can't be infected, it won't have a large-scale impact......"
Wasn't that still worrying about you? Why did you get the idea so quickly! Brother Donkey looked at her in surprise.
Tang Yu embarrassedly raised a pink little hand and gently pulled the hair of the sideburns behind the ear, revealing the white and crystal ears, the thin skin was white and red, as if it was blown out, it was really as pink and delicious as a little Lori.
"I have to thank the boss for his explanation, otherwise I'm still on the tip of the horns." Tang Yuyi's small eyes flew away at Pan Xiaoxian, and his eyes couldn't help revealing the love in his heart, but Brother Donkey's attribute of being orphaned at this time was committed again.
What the? Is it because of me? Brother Donkey's whole person is not good: "Actually, don't force yourself, what I said may not be right......"
"Boss, you don't have to say it, I will listen to you for everything!" Tang Yu looked at Brother Donkey with affection, but at this time, Brother Donkey's heart was so slumped!