Chapter 63: Tickle

The wine cup collided with the wine jug and fell to the ground, and the wine inside flowed out, and the aroma of wine overflowed.

He Langzhong fanned the wind with his palm, stirred his nose, and said with great joy: "This is the 'general's order'!" 'General's Order' that has not been blended!! ”

He Langzhong picked up the wine jug on the ground almost like a demon, poured the remaining wine in the wine jug into his mouth, smacked it twice, and admired it.

Zhao Er was one step behind, and he didn't grab the 'general's order' in the wine jug, but the gluttonous worm in his stomach had been successfully hooked out.

Unconvinced, he lay on the ground and licked the wine.

Liu Wu pointed to Cong Nan's face and stammered: "You chicken thief, you actually changed 'Baili Hong' to 'General Order' to trick me into eating wine!! ”

The girl stumbled and pounced on Cong Nan, her fingers forming claws, and taking the opportunity to attack the man's chest.

The man did not dodge, his fingers formed claws, missed the hand of the catkins, and grabbed the rags on the cheeks of the catkins.

The rags were torn apart, and a finely carved and picturesque beautiful face was displayed in front of him, with ice muscles and jade skin that could be broken by blowing, Liu Yue's curved thin eyebrows, crystal clear eyes, and eyelashes as thin as cicada wings......

Cong Nan couldn't help but be stupid, racking his brains, and he didn't think of where he had seen such a beautiful girl like a flower.

Sniffing carefully at the thick aroma of the girl's body, the man's brows furrowed, and he obviously smelled a slight pungent smell in this aroma, somewhat like a dye.

The man was meditating and thinking, only to feel that there seemed to be an ant, two ants, and three ants crawling on his chest, like hundreds of ants crawling up his chest, gnawing at his hair and muscles, although it didn't hurt, it made people numb and hot.

Looking down, a soft wattle, holding up her index finger, is in the center of her breast, stroking like a circle, like a spark of stars, looking at it is about to set fire to the body, and it will burn into ashes in an instant.

And the owner of the soft wattle didn't know it yet, and counted with words in his mouth: "Twenty, twenty-one...... Fifty-five, fifty-six...... One hundred ......"

The girl raised her eyes to look at Cong Nan, and her star-like eyes instantly crashed into the man's deep eyes, and she was deeply immersed in them, unable to extricate herself.

The girl's body couldn't help but weaken, like a weak animal that had fallen into a quagmire and swamp, clinging to the man's chest.

After a long time, the girl stammered and turned her head and said, "He, He Langzhong, it has been half or half a pillar of incense in the middle of the body, is it considered to have completed the task?"

The man suddenly came to his senses, and pushed the girl away from his chest, his face was covered with a layer of frost, and there was no trace of laughter, and his breathing was much shorter.

At this time, where could He Langzhong take care of the catkins, and Zhao Er was like a pug, angrily rushing to drink the remnants of the "general's order" on the ground.

The willow catkins were angry, and they were about to pull He Langzhong on the ground.

Cong Nan thought that Liu Wu was going to escape, so he stepped forward, grabbed Liu Wu's sleeve, and said quickly: "Don't go, who are you?" How do you know me? ”

The catkins were already a little dizzy, and they were stumbled by Cong Nan and almost fell to the ground.

At this time, Zhao Er and He Langzhong had already changed from grabbing the "general's order" on the ground to grabbing the remaining "Baili Hong" in another wine jug.

Don't look at Zhao Er's younger age, but he still can't grab He Langzhong, who is athletic, he is so angry that he pointed at the tip of He Langzhong's nose and scolded: "This wine is not the 'general's order' changed by Cong Dong's family, but the 'Baili Hong' I brought, hurry up and return it to me." ”

He Lang shrugged his shoulders angrily, not only did not return the wine jug, but also held the wine jug high, drank the last sip of "Baili Hong", and said in a slow voice: "The old man doesn't like to drink, but he likes to grab wine, especially your wine." If I win, not only will I eat your wine, but you will also kneel down to me and confess your mistakes. ”

Zhao Er's eyes widened and said angrily: "You didn't win, I didn't lose either, and the Cong Dongjia didn't laugh at all." ”

He Langzhong pointed at the catkins indifferently and said, "Until the end, how do you know the result?" ”

He Langzhong coughed lightly, Zheng was right, and said catchily: "Old lady Wang......"

The catkins were like being beaten with chicken blood, and their eyes were red, like a raging rabbit, and they pounced directly on Cong Nan, who was only one step away, so that Cong Nan didn't have time to react to this mutation, and the girl was already attached to her body like an octopus.

Cong Nan panicked, where could he take care of the defense of men and women, and broke off the fingers of the catkins with his fingers, and pushed desperately to the ground, hoping to get rid of this "octopus" through this method.

Liu Wu tried his best for Ah Huang, but he was not Cong Nan's opponent, his left hand was broken, and Liu Wu had to hug Cong Nan's waist;

The hand on his waist was broken, and the catkins had to hug Cong Nan's thighs;

The hand on the thigh was broken, and the catkins turned to hug Cong Nan's calf;

In the end, he simply climbed Cong Nan's ankle like gnawing on a pig's trotters.

Cong Nan was furious, raised his right foot, and wanted to step on the girl's hand on the ankle of his left foot.

Seeing that something was wrong, Liu Wu stiffened his head and hit Cong Nan's thigh with his forehead, causing Cong Nan to stumble and fall to the ground.

Cong Nan only felt like he was falling apart, and before he could reflect what was going on, the girl was already riding on the man like Zhang Guolao riding a donkey, using both hands to remove Cong Nan's shoes and socks, leaving only one smooth foot.

In such a cold season, Cong Nan's bare feet not only did not feel cold, but felt a hot air, which surged upwards from the dantian, pouring into the Four Seas Cave and Tianling Gai, and the whole head became muddy.

The girl held the man's delicate ankle, suspicious in her heart, a tavern owner, a lowly businessman, coming and going in the wind and rain, smiling face to welcome the Quartet, stepping on thousands of miles, how could there be such a crystal clear foot? Except that it is larger, it is better maintained than a woman's, and there are no cocoons.

There is a problem here, this person is by no means a simple businessman.

The catkins took a deep breath and could even smell the fine scent of plum blossoms on the man's feet.

Liu Fu froze his mind, held his breath, stared at the Taichong acupoint that He Langzhong said, and pressed it hard.

The man was caught off guard and was pressed down, and then he was touched and pressed on his feet.

A painful touch overflowed all over his body, and finally he couldn't help but let out a scream of "ahh

The man clenched his fists, and the breath of the dantian involuntarily surged into his fists, and slowly stretched out to the girl's vest.

Liu Wu didn't know the danger behind him, so he was so angry that he screamed at He Langzhong: "He Langzhong, you lie to me, Taichong Acupoint can't dissipate people's anger at all!" It can't make people laugh!! I don't care if this zombie is smiling or not, I have rubbed the Jizhong acupoint as required, pressed the Taichong acupoint, you have to return Ah Huang's intact healing to me!! ”

He Langzhong stared at a face and said: "My medical skills are absolutely fine, it must be that your acupoints are not pressed accurately, if the zombie face is not smiling, I will not treat Ah Huang!! ”

"You are a liar...... Liu Wu wanted to scold, but the situation was stronger than people, so he had to turn his fingers into claws and scratch directly at the man's smooth feet.

Cong Nan's body stiffened, and the hand that was already against the catkins vest hung down weakly, and an irrepressible * instantly swept through his body, panting and shouting: "You, you, you female ......"

Cong Nan opened his mouth and wanted to scold Liu Fu for being a "woman-lewd-thief", but the words came to his mouth and swallowed back, if he let his subordinates know that he was touched by a woman, his reputation for life would be ruined.

The heart of the foot became more and more itchy, Cong Nan wanted to scold and kill people angrily, and when the words came to his mouth, it became a "hehehehe" smile, which was difficult to suppress, and like ocean waves, a wave was like a wave, and a wave was like a wave, resounding all over the house.

He Langzhong jumped up and danced with laughter: "I won!" I won!! I am a divine doctor, and I have used my medical skills to defeat you unreasonable erectors......"

Liu Wu stood up, couldn't bear to look directly at He Langzhong, and said softly: "He Langzhong, I scratched the soles of my feet, not too many acupoints......"

He Langzhong flew over a row of eye knives, Liu Wu was silent, pouted and said: "It's Taichong acupoint, Taichong acupoint, okay, it's not that your picture is wrong, but the Taichong acupoint of the zombie face is crooked......"

The girl no longer paid attention to Cong Nan, who was still lying on the ground with a cold face, like a rooster that had just won a fight, stood up proudly, combed her hair, put the rags on her face again, and said to He Langzhong with an awe-inspiring expression: "Remember, tomorrow, I will come to see a doctor." ”

He Lang was very affectionate and nodded in agreement.

Liu Wu sighed and walked out quickly.

Looking at the back of the girl who was eager to leave, Cong Nan's eyes were like ink, like knives and stars, and he stood up and wanted to follow.

He Langzhong stretched out his long arm to block the door, and reached out to lift Cong Nan's eyelids, but Cong Nan flashed.

He Langzhong shook the pestle in disbelief, pointed to Cong Nan's eyes that seemed to be about to breathe fire, and sighed: "When I was pinched just now, I screamed again and again, it was obviously a symptom of kidney deficiency, but now it is a symptom of excessive liver fire, don't rent a big fire in the future, so as not to hurt the body and the spirit, and affect the continuation ......of the offspring."

Cong Nan's cold face collapsed in an instant, and with great restraint, he resisted the urge to beat He Langzhong, and squinted at the shopkeeper in front of the counter.

The little second brother wiped the water on the counter, followed the girl slightly, and walked through the streets and alleys until he came to Huangjiabuzhuang.

Not long after, a masked girl wearing rose-red clothes walked out of the Huang family's cloth village, got into the Huang family's carriage, and drove slowly.

The little second brother hurriedly followed, and the carriage turned around the city for about an hour, making Yan Heng's legs tremble with exhaustion, and his eyes were so tired that golden flowers rose, and he still didn't find out where the carriage was going in the end.

Watching the carriage tuk tuk leave, the "shopkeeper" strode away, and the corners of the catkins' lips rose, knowing that this "Cong Nan" is not an ordinary person, and he must be a person who must be compared.

The corners of the shopkeeper's mouth rose, and he said behind Liu Wu: "You borrowed the new clothes style you just made, and you spent so much good rouge gouache on me, don't you also want the hen to become a phoenix, like Hu Xian'er's 'fairy'?" ”

Liu Fu said disapprerovingly: "I just don't want to show my true face, so if someone asks, it's good to insist that it's Hu Xian'er, don't mention me." ”

Shopkeeper Huang rolled his eyes and said disapprerovingly: "Isn't it like me, leaving Huang Liang in a dream and not daring to admit it?" ”

Liu Fu pursed his lips and replied with a roll of his eyes: "Shopkeeper Huang, now you should suffer from 'lovesickness', and you are terminally ill, and you will immediately travel west with a crane.....

Huang Wangcai's eyes glared angrily, Liu Wu flashed flexibly, ran downstairs, disappeared in an instant in the reckless crowd downstairs, and disappeared in a few moments.