Chapter 62: Preparing to Attack
Looking at He Langzhong, who had a gray beard, and was difficult to make such a picture by a neighbor Zhao Er with a "laughing" bet, Liu Wu couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and his face was so red that he couldn't help but laugh.
He Langzhong, who was already in a bad mood, turned even more heavy as ink, and it was embarrassing that his eyes as thin as willow leaves were bigger than the eyes of a cow, and he said angrily: "Talking about the cow, you are a little peasant girl, where do you know what pharmacology?!" ”
Liu Wu laughed so much that his eyes flowed, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a smile: "He Langzhong, the person who should make your bet, like me, is also a person who does not understand pharmacology." ”
"Huh?" He Langzhong's eyes flashed, and he looked at the catkins thoughtfully.
Liu Fu said with a smile: "You should bet with people who don't understand pharmacology, and you should consider the problem from the perspective of people who don't understand pharmacology, so that people can laugh, not only to develop 'laughing medicine', but also to 'itch', and even 'do what they like'." ”
"Oh......" He Langzhong's eyes lit up, he is a Lang Zhong who practices medicine, thinking from Lang Zhong's point of view in everything, Zhao Er, who bet with himself, must be based on this, and he is determined that he will drill the tip of the horn to develop a drug such as 'laughing and half a step', so difficult for himself, in order to avenge himself for not helping him treat patients.
When it is time to gamble, as long as Zhao Er stretches out his little finger to give Cong Nan an "itch", or gives Cong Nan a pot of high-quality wine, Cong Nan will definitely smile and lose.
"Cut!" Lieutenant General He Lang slammed the porcelain bottle in his hand to collect tears on the ground, and said angrily: "The vertical son is too deceitful!" The old man must use it to show him what real medical skills are, so that he can lose his heart. ”
"Uh......." The smile on Liu Fu's face froze before it could bloom, and he said it for so long, why did He Langzhong still use "medical skills" to conquer his opponent, isn't he stupid to study medicine? Or can he really cure "half-step madness with a smile"?
He Langzhong looked at Hu Lian solemnly: "Lian'er, have you remembered what the master taught you yesterday?" How about you help the teacher? ”
Hu hurriedly shook his head and said: "Master Mingjian, the apprentice is only knowledgeable, and he can't integrate it yet, blindly gambling will ruin Mr.'s big deal......."
He Langzhong's eyes glared angrily and said: "You kid must be afraid of annoying Cong Nan, there will be no wine to drink in the future, then Cong Nan will not be in the store for eight out of ten days, do you listen to him or listen to him as a teacher?" ”
"This ......" Hu Lian actually hesitated, which made the frustration in He Lang's center even stronger.
This Cong Nan is a foreigner who has only been in Yunlai Tavern for nearly half a month, and he has only talked with Hu Lian two or three times, and when he chooses between the master who has taught him for five or six years and him, Hu Lian hesitated! Hesitated!! How does this make He Langzhong not angry!!
Seeing that the master and apprentice were half-red-faced, Liu Fu stepped forward to stop him and said, "Sir, don't you want to use your medical skills to defeat the gambling contract?" Is it a laughing pill in the teacup or something, I might be able to help you, just ......"
He Langzhong and Hu Lian's two pairs of eyes swept towards the catkins at the same time, like the noon sun, shining straight on the catkins, and the eyes of the catkins suddenly closed, thinking that maybe they were a little abrupt and forgot the taboo that the doctor did not pass on.
Liu Wu swallowed his saliva and said nervously: "I, I'll take back what I said......"
"Okay, that's you!!" He Langzhong and Hu Lian replied in unison, and Liu Wu could even smell something called joy from his voice.
Hu Lian even hurriedly entered the back hall, took out a painting scroll, and handed it to He Langzhong: "Master, tomorrow is the day to gamble, and there is no delay." ”
Liu Wu's heart jumped wildly, and there was an ominous premonition that rushed directly to the Tianling Gai.
Sure enough, the scroll opened, and Liu Wu's heart beat wildly, and his eyes closed as if he had been pricked by a needle, and he felt the urge to burrow into the ground.
This is a picture of a man naked, with no hair on his body.
This is a map of the acupuncture points of the human body, densely marked.
The catkins' eyes were dazzled and their heads were dizzy.
He Langzhong refused to let go of the catkins, and pointed to the position of the midline of the human chest on the picture and said: "This is the acupoint in the middle of the human body, and it can be refreshing to press the half-pillar incense hour; ”
Moved his finger to the dorsal side of the foot and said, "This is the Taichong acupoint, gravity press and rub it, and the anger will disappear when the half-pillar incense is in the middle of the incense." ”
He Langzhong looked at the catkins with blazing eyes.
Liu Wu took two steps back, shook his hand vigorously and refused, allowing himself, a girl who had not left the boudoir, to attack the chest of a tavern owner and rub a man's feet......
He Langzhong said to Hu Lian with an embarrassed face: "Lian'er, the old lady Wang who was pre-diagnosed the day after tomorrow, the symptoms of stroke are not clear, can you remind the Wang family to set the coffin?" ”
Hu Lian nodded and said: "It's decided, I heard that Old Lady Wang is now unconscious, and I'm afraid that the pre-diagnosis of the day after tomorrow will not come." ”
"Oh......"
Liu Wu swallowed and said, "I, I'll go ......"
.......
On the second day, Cong Nan opened the door as usual, ready for the opening of the tavern for the new day.
Second Uncle Zhao carried a pot of wine in his hand, turned out of the alley, walked in front of Cong Nan with a smile, and handed the wine pot to Cong Nandao: "Brother Nan, this is the 'general's order' that I asked someone to get from the capital. ”
Cong Nan's eyes lit up, stretched out the wine in Zhao's second-hand, raised the wine jug, poured a sip of the wine into his mouth, drank it and spit it out, and returned the wine jug to Zhao Erdao: "Second uncle, you are fooled, this wine is not blended with the 'General's Order', it is blended with 'Baili Red', this fierceness, it is more than one percent......"
He Langzhong slapped his face and turned out of the alley, laughing and said: "There is a saying: stealing chickens does not make rice, patting the horse's fart on the horse's legs, the blind man lighting the lamp in vain, it seems that it is all you." ”
Zhao Erqi snorted and put the wine jug on the table, sat on the stool with his clothes on his own, and said with a smile: "I couldn't make Brother Cong laugh, it doesn't necessarily mean that your tricks are good, I won't necessarily lose." ”
He Langzhong sat beside Zhao Er indifferently, poured himself a glass of "Baili Red", and sighed: "The 'General's Order' is a strong wine, and it has the ambition of a general to kill in a hundred battles and not to be defeated; This 'Baili Hong' is the wine of a rich and noble family to marry a woman, with a woman's tenderness and sweetness of blowing willows in the wind and being as careful as a needle. ”
Zhao Er was so angry by He Langzhong that his eyebrows trembled.
He Langzhong ignored Zhao Er and said in the direction of the alley: "Come out." ”
Hu Lian turned out of the alley with a slender figure, and saw a girl wearing a rose-red thin-waisted fishtail skirt, covered with a round pullover shawl of colored dyed cloth, and tassels hanging around her.
The hair is combed in an ordinary girl's peach bun, and it is decorated with concentric knots and tassel buckles of the same color.
As the girl strolls, the tassels on the shawl and the tassels hanging down separately on the head gently sway with the fragrance, making people's hearts ripple with it.
Such a beautiful girl, with a wrinkled handkerchief wrapped around her face, and only a pair of big eyes like a fox, ticking and turning.
When he saw Cong Nan's face, he was shocked and exclaimed: "It's you?" ”
After speaking, he hurriedly covered his mouth, changed his voice and said: "Cong Dongjia, can you reward the slave family with a mouthful of 'Baili Sutra' to quench their thirst?" ”
Cong Nan's brows wrinkled into a thick word "Chuan", he acted so secretly, he rarely showed his face with this face, looking at the meaning of the girl opposite, he had seen himself!
Who is she? Where have you seen yourself? Do you know who you are?
No matter what, a woman with her face covered, she must not want to know who she is and what she looks like, so sneaky, she must have a ghost in her heart, and she has bad intentions, she must see who she is today, and then she will order Yan Heng to kill her and never suffer in the future.
Cong Nan had a cold face, poured a glass of wine for Liu Wu and said, "This wine is not Cong's, so what's the harm in inviting the little lady to eat it?" ”
Liu Wu smiled pretendly, handed the wine to his lips, and found that the rags that temporarily covered his face were smelly and thick, and secretly scolded the yellow shopkeeper in his heart, and covered his face with a rag soaked in rainwater, full of pungent dye smell, which could not be blocked with spices.
Helpless, I had to temporarily block my face with my sleeve, pretended to take a sip of wine, and said, "Good wine!" ”
Cong Nan stopped talking, but held the wine jug and stared at the wine cup that still had most of the wine left in Liu Wu's hand.
Liu Wu secretly scolded the chicken thief, so he had to raise the wine cup again, lift the face covering, and reveal the lower half of his face ready to eat.
Slanted Cong Nan stared at himself, spread out his sleeves to cover his face, and drank all the wine in the cup, and said in his heart, this kind of low-alcohol wine, small meaning.
"If the wine is good, eat more." Cong Nan handed over the flask.
Liu Wu didn't even hesitate, he handed over the wine cup in his hand and accepted the wine poured by Cong Nan.
secretly said in his heart, it's good to drink another lamp, just enough to attack Cong Nan's chest with the help of wine gall, complete He Langzhong's task, and tomorrow you can give Ah Huang a look at the disease.
According to Liu Mao, Ah Huang was chilling for longer and longer nights, but he refused to hum, and Liu Mao was not allowed to tell Liu Mao that he slept less than an hour last night, which made people more and more worried.
Liu Wu drank the wine again, I don't know if it was because of eating the wine, or because of the numbness of the tongue, Liu Wu always felt that the second wine was much stronger than the first one, much spicy, and the figure in front of him became three.
Liu Wu shook his head that was gradually unconscious, remembered He Langzhong's teachings, stumbled towards Cong Nan and said, "Cong Dongjia, again, again, again." ”
"Okay, another one." Cong Nan greeted the wine pot in his hand to the wine pot in Liu Wu's hand, and Liu Wu greeted the wine pot in Liu Nan's hand.
I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the wine pot hit the wine cup, and the wine cup also hit the wine bottle, both of them fell to the ground, and with a "pop" sound, the wine cup and the wine pot fell to the ground at the same time, and the aroma of wine drifted into the room.