"Ah Lian, thank you for saving me."

"I didn't help you much, it was your own looks that saved you, I'll go first."

"Where are you going? My dear. ”

"Be respectful, I'll go watch a movie with Xiao Xianrou, it's going on, don't delay the rest of my youth."

"Ah Lian, you don't like me anymore?"

"I've never liked you, aren't you going to break up with me then? I agree now. ”

"What's that? But I was pregnant with your child, you irresponsible female fish, I would have known that you treated me like this, I wouldn't have let you get me, huh! ”

"As long as you men are irresponsible, we women are not allowed, don't you say that you are just obscene? Then I can also be lustful, men and women are equal, not to mention. ”

Ah Lian walked back into the theater.

"Get out of here!" The male roommate saw Xiao Xianrou who came out to greet him, and shouted angrily.

"Ah Lian, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about him. You said that you are like this, and you still study abroad and come back from patrolling, if I were you, I would not hang myself on a crooked neck tree like Ah Lian, I would find a few more trees, you are so young, there are a lot of young and good girls waiting for you, she even wants me to give birth when she is pregnant, do you think it is fair? It's boring to be with her. ”

"Then why are you still with her?" Xiao Xianrou asked his male roommate.

"Because I like her, if there is no third party like you, our child can still be happy and beautiful when he is born, but your appearance is disrupted, karma, you won't not learn in "Mysterious Labyrinth", right? No wonder you appear so little? Mentally retarded? ”

The male roommate was arguing with Xiao Xianrou with a manly face, to be exact, it was the male roommate himself who was convincing himself.

"Husband!" This voice is very familiar to the male roommate, he was looking behind, but he was slapped by Ah Lian in front of him.

"You stupid, I'm here, who do you think called you?"

"Lady Alian, I love you."

"Go to the corner and stand in the corner, did you just shout at me?"

"That's because I was trying to show manhood, you see, he was scared away by me, right?"

"That's what I deliberately took to play in friendship, I thought that he was not photogenic anyway, but he was still so good-looking, but it's a pity, just like me, it's all gold to be excavated, and now that the play is over, I'll let him go."

"What play? Drama within a play? ”

"I specially invited him to test how much you love me, and now I can see that I am still very important in your heart."

"It's not psychological, it's also very important in the belly, and the children in the belly are all waiting for you to cover them, wife."

"Don't worry, I won't let them be bullied, as long as you give birth to them, don't talk about whether they are beautiful or not, they must be healthy and healthy, this is the most important thing."

"I will bring joy to the children, Mrs. Lian, please allow me to sing a song."

"Get out!!"

"Okay!"

"Come back!!"

"I'm sorry, Ah Lian, I'm far away, I can't come back."

The movie theater was echoing with the singing and laughter of the male roommate and Ah Lian.

"We are one of the few lovers appointed by the king and queen, and we must love each other, my dear."

"I will, beating is kissing, scolding is love, don't beat or scold, kick with your feet."

After speaking, Ah Lian was one

kicked on the root of the male roommate's cheek, "It hurts me, I'm going to give birth." ”

The male roommate held his big belly in a panic.

"What then? I'll help you find the midwife who gave birth to Boss Liu. ”

"Come back, my dear, they delivered the baby by themselves, besides, it was her wife who gave birth, I have a different system from her, the function is too poor, what can I do? It hurts me. ”

"You understand this time, right? It's not easy for a woman, you can't accept the labor pain, let you not be nice to me in the future, I'll beat you and scold you, what can I do, you are a big man, this point is still afraid of pain, do you know that giving birth to a child is the pain of breaking 10 ribs? ”

Ah Lian looked at her male roommate's unbearable pain, which was funny and distressed.

"Honey, you're still laughing, I'm going to give birth, shouldn't you have to eat a lollipop or something, I'm guilty, you have to accompany me."

The male roommate said as he floated towards the lake.

"Why are you going?"

"Ah Lian, I'm going out to see the world, what it's like, I've grown so big, I've never seen it, I'm afraid I'll never live that time, I'm going to go up and take a look now, if I die, please let me float to the lake like other prince fish, let people know that I'm short of oxygen, beaten, cut, in short, I'm not happy."

"Say it again."

Under Ah Lian's reprimand, the male roommate really spoke again.

"I mean, I live at the bottom of the sea, I'm really happy, with you with me, you can play a game of slapping with me if you're fine, how can I live so well, I'm dead at will, please let me float on the surface of the lake, let people see, why am I so fat pig, it's not because I eat well, I'm happy and happy."

"Okay, okay, it really hurts, right? It's going to be fine, giving birth to a child is like this, it's equivalent to walking on the death line, I'll take you up, just so that our unborn children can see the world. ”

Ah Lian's words successfully moved the male roommate, and he was dragged and swam upward.

"I never knew you were so heavy."

"Ah Lian, there are a lot of things you don't know, such as the specific location of the small fish and shrimp I hid, seeing that I was about to sacrifice, I will tell you, but you must save some, you eat too much, the children will not eat, then they will be hungry, and when they are hungry, they will go to heaven to find me, I don't want them to live like a pitiful bag, just like me."

"We fish are not called sacrifice, but dead, heroic figures, only called glorious sacrifice, look at your education, it is hard to imagine, if you live, will you be tortured to death by your parents in the future, children must not follow you, especially IQ, if the character is okay."

"Ah Lian, you said I have a good personality?"

Unknowingly, in the chat between Ah Lian and her male roommate, they reached the surface of the lake together.

"This is the sadness of the supporting roles, sometimes there are no names, they can only be replaced by nicknames, such as me, think about it this way, I am better than the perverted pervert, why should my character be such a bad guy, I don't understand, you look at the gossip man, although he is also a bad guy, but people once owned a luxury car, what about me, I just live in the presidential suite."

"Okay, don't blow it, look at the sunrise, beautiful, right?"

"So soon, it came up? You didn't lie to me? The male roommate took advantage of his neck to look towards the place where the sun was rising.

"What do you say our child should be called?"

"Look at how many you have given birth, if

If I had a group, I would have a name for Solitaire, and I had already thought of it. ”

The male roommate said proudly to Ah Lian, thinking that Ah Lian would praise her, but she didn't get any praise, as if the words had been interrupted like this, which made the male roommate feel very unbalanced.

"Didn't you say I was uneducated? Listen, don't drop your jaw, the first child I am going to call it Flying, the second one will be connected to the last flying word and become Feiyang, the third one will be called Sunshine, the fourth one will be called Bright, the fifth one will be called Tomorrow, the sixth one will be called Innocence, the seventh will be called Cherish, and the eighth will be called Hope......"

As the sun slowly rises, the male roommate is struggling to give birth to a baby fish.

"Come on, push harder."

"No, no, I'm bored."

"No, in that case, you're in danger."

"I knew it was so hard to have a baby, my dear, I would have let you give birth."

"What?"

"Ah Lian, remember that I loved you."

"Don't say such sad words, you'll be fine, I'll have to itch and beat you in the future, I'm born with our child, if you don't bully me, do you want to bully me?"

"Honey, I'm sorry, I really can't stand it."

"You have a difficult birth, don't worry, hold my hand, you will be fine, believe me."

"Well, I believe in you, my dear, I just think you will be good to me, I will marry you, I don't regret marrying you, right?"

"It's useless to regret it, if I don't want to be like you, then throwing it on the street will also cause trouble to the society, and I will eliminate harm for the people."

"Don't say that, in fact, I'm still very sought-after, Ah Lian, you remember, my private small fish and shrimp, in our backyard, I made canned seafood, I originally wanted to give you a big supplement when you were confined, but I didn't expect it to be me, ah!!"

The male roommate was constantly screaming, and the hysterical sound startled the sun, and after a pause, he continued to rise to the highest sky.

"Husband, you are doing well, the children are all fat and fat, I gave them the names you said according to what you said, but there are 9 in total, you only gave 8 names, what is the last one called."

Ah Lian held the child while pushing the body of her male roommate.

"Are you too tired, wait for our family of 11, just in time to catch up with a football team, let's eat small fish, shrimp and canned seafood together, which is equivalent to winning the World Cup, husband, how do you see me now? Humorous not? It turns out that children can really change people's personalities, and our children were born under the sun, so I have become sunny, do you say? Husband. ”

Ah Lian felt that her male roommate was no longer talking, so she put the child next to him on his body, "Show you, this is Lao Jiu, you can name him quickly." ”

Ah Lian fiddled with her male roommate's neck, already stiff.

"Husband, don't scare me, I will be gentle and gentle in the future, and I will never beat you again."

Ah Lian is blowing every blood mark on her male roommate's body that she has beaten herself.

"I know that it is dangerous to have a child, but you will definitely turn evil into good fortune, I believe, otherwise our children should bully me, you wake up, you are very irresponsible, do you know? I don't like that kind of man, and besides, I'm sorry to tell you about that little fresh meat. ”

For the first time, Ah Lian admitted her mistake to her male roommate, but her male roommate never woke up.

"Kids come and ......"