"Ah Lian, are you ......?"

The male roommate was singing to his girlfriend, but his girlfriend slapped him into the corner, "Get out!" ”

"Rude! People don't get along with you! ”

"You're embarrassed to say that you won't be nice to me, I haven't been good with you, you said that you would act well, but what about you, that is, how can I abuse you, am I doing that to you at home?"

"I don't need it for the plot, don't be angry, dear."

""The Mysterious Labyrinth" is over, the audience even knows what my name is, say okay, make me popular, you are always dear and dear, you might as well call me honey, darling!"

"Then I'm going to call it back now, honey, darling."

"Get out!! It's too late, and the corner of the wall is punished. ”

Actually, I think Ah Lian, you acted well in that play, very real, especially when you hit me, the word "roll" is practical for Princess Meilin, it is not suitable, it should be used on you, it is the true character. ”

"Don't you like the cake shop one? Why did you become Merlin again? is also a princess, she has only been a princess for a few days, although I am not optimistic about Shi Yue, I want to stumble like a fool, then at least I am confident in front of her, to be honest, I beat her, it is still quite enjoyable. ”

"Ah Lian, you seem to have forgotten to beat her."

"Isn't that right?"

"You've been the only one fighting me throughout."

"I'm sorry, I'm too deep in the play, I'm wronged, if Meilin's role is handed over to me to play, in the first episode, I will beat that Shi Yue to death, so that she won't have anything to do later, I will be the absolute heroine."

"Ah Lian, if that's the case, I'm afraid you will disappear from the first episode, and I can only watch you in the Fish Country Prison now."

"Get out!! Which pot doesn't open and which pot to mention, it's like I don't have any merits, it's just not obvious. By the way, I heard that Principal Zhang and her sister, who were trained in sequins, are no longer in the Yuguo Detention Center and have been changed to prison, have you ever understood this situation? That's the failure of this play, Shi Yue didn't defend the rights of others, and the defense didn't work, what did you want her to do? Pitters! ”

"Don't say that, audience friends, they're all watching there, Principal Zhang and her sister were making up for their mistakes when they starred in this play, and of course they were still staying inside."

"Wait, this is not what I care about the most, you just said that the audience and friends are watching, isn't "The Mysterious Labyrinth" not over yet?"

"It's not over, I don't know, your big face has been in the mirror, I want to tell you."

With that, the male roommate began to fiddle with his hairstyle.

"What? Why didn't you say it earlier, let people see my side in the family, how shy I am, this is equivalent to a reality show? Old clear, I look at myself. ”

"It's better if you go to the cinema, you haven't taken me to the cinema in the virtual palace once."

", there's a TV, whoever still goes to the cinema, it's for people who don't have a TV at home."

"Come on, don't fool me, Ah Lian, people with computers, go too."

"Okay, okay, then let's go to the cinema now and watch our own photogenic footage for a while."

"Okay, Ah Lian, I'll help you go."

"No, I'm not pregnant, I'll pull you."

Ah Lian made a stretcher for her male roommate herself, and with the buoyancy of the water, she put it

She was carried to the cinema.

"It's here, get me up quickly." Ah Lian said as she knocked on the door of the cinema, for fear of missing the close-up just now, she wanted to be a star, and she didn't want to miss watching her beautiful face in the camera for a moment.

"Where do you think I need to be rectified? Before people go on camera, they need plastic surgery. ”

"You can pull it down, it's all unconfident fish." The male roommate smeared rouge on his face as he spoke.

"I slapped you to death, who told you to take out all my extravagant foundation? No more shooting, no more shooting, the camera stops. ”

"Ah Lian, you can't throw a big name like this, it's you who wants to be a star, it's you who doesn't want to be it, I finally found the decoration team and gave you photography, which is very professional."

"Who are you looking for? Renovation team? Do you want to install porcelain teeth, or do you have a home, you want to decorate, isn't my foundation made of white ash that they scrape, you look at my face here now, it's like a fire, I haven't settled accounts with them yet, okay, since you let them come, I just want to reason with them, especially the little brother who shovels the wall. ”

"That's it, except for me, who wants to be scolded by you here every day."

"What did you say?"

"No, no, Ah Lian, I mean your name is good, Ah Lian, read it together, it means face, and it matches you very well."

After listening to the compliment of her male roommate, Ah Lian knocked on the door again, thinking that it would still not open, and she wanted to call the manager prosperous, but she didn't expect it to open suddenly.

"Welcome to Dream Space, what are your dreams?"

"I'm going to replace my husband with a little fresh meat."

"Excuse me, Ah Lian, what should we do with the child in his belly now, he has suffered a lot for you, can you understand each other."

"What's that? Who is talking to him, and he understands him, okay, then you can talk to him, the child in his belly, just think it's the two of you, okay. ”

"Some of it was mine."

"What did you say?" Ah Lian spoke to the air in the theater.

"I'm you, Ah Lian, I don't believe you, Ah Lian ......" The robot actually sang, and the tone became more and more familiar, making Ah Lian feel that the person they were talking to was herself.

"Why are you here? How many roles do you have? ”

"I'm just one, but I can't stand it, you feel too bad about him, if it were me, I would never treat him like that."

"Yo Yo Yo, do you dare to come out, let's PK, see who he helps?"

"He will help you, because I am you!"

"Get out!! Don't provoke me, I'm ruthless, even scolding myself. ”

The male roommate stood in the corner and listened carefully, as if he knew a clue.

"Don't you get it yet? At the risk of death, it went into the water to tell you, treat me well, I am the first surrogate male fish in our sequin fish country. ”

"What do you mean? At the risk of death? Why? ”

"I haven't understood yet, no wonder you can't pass the judicial exam in the fish country, she is a new era robot, specially here to remind you, if you treat me badly, be careful that I run away with her."

Ah Lian didn't pay attention to her male roommate at all, "Okay, okay, honey, don't be angry, I know I didn't say your name, it's my fault, but I'm always called my male roommate, sometimes, I'm also blindfolded, whose roommate am I?" If

If I don't be a roommate, what roles will be offered to me. ”

The male roommate is fantasizing that a tender little fresh meat out of the water has come to Ah Lian's side.

"Aren't you the one that Xiao Douding met when she was in the garage monitor underneath, didn't she sponsor you to study abroad, and you're back now?"

"Don't mention it, is it for me to study abroad? I went to patrol around the whole sea area, saying that I am highly developed, and I can play multiple roles by one person, if I don't help you monitor at all times, whether there are sharks or not, you will be fearless to play your specialties and participate in the performance. ”

"You're the best." Ah Lian's girlfriend made a bird look like a man who never looked in front of her male roommate again.

"Nymphomaniac, he's good-looking, that's just self-inflicted, a big man, and a man and woman for him to study abroad, his own character is not enough to survive an episode, which is like me, the appearance rate is high, they all say, I am the most positive one in the domestic violence, otherwise, you would have been caught in the Yuguo Detention Center by now."

"Look at you, do you still think that if Shi Yue helps me fight the lawsuit, I can also be transferred from the detention center to the prison? When the time comes, you'll have a reasonable reason to find a new one. ”

"What are you looking for? Ah Lian, it seems that the memory of the fish is only 7 seconds, and there is a certain truth in what you said, you forgot it so quickly, that robot, you are always good, supervising me on the side? But I pulled out her battery, and I should wait until I go back into the water and die. ”

"Okay, you, I think you wish I was dead."

Ah Lian kicked and exhaled, but she was still in front of Xiao Xianrou, trying to maintain her motherly image.

"Son, no, Lang, shall we enter the cave room tonight?"

"Isn't that okay?"

Xiao Xianrou glanced at the face of his male roommate, and it was indeed him every day when he opened his eyes, which would inevitably make people feel a little melancholy.

"Let's go, let's go, life will inevitably experience pain and struggle, let's go, let's go, life needs to learn to grow up by yourself."

Xiao Xianrou faced his male roommate and sang emotionally.

"Fantasy space, please answer the question I just asked, if I don't be her husband, then what role is more suitable for me."

"Perverted pervert, Fancai." The surveillance robot made by Ah Lian actually unplugged the power supply, and then said this sentence before he died.

"Am I that bad? I'm just a little obscene, besides, haven't I been punished, perverted perverts, that's really bad, bad that shouldn't be dropped, such a person, you have to shoot him, so as not to pollute the social atmosphere. ”

The male roommate was talking, and he saw the perverted pervert walking behind him, and then, like the male roommate facing Shi Yue outside the window, he also faced the male roommate, making perverted and obscene movements, and then, not satisfied with the physical movements to scare people, he got closer to the male roommate and gently stroked his face.

The male Shi Yue was so frightened that he shouted loudly.

"Hooligans, come and save me, I don't dare anymore, it's disgusting to be insulted, I want to be a good person."

Ah Lian, who was dating and watching a movie with Xiao Xianrou, heard the call of her male roommate, and didn't think about it, and quickly rushed to the perverted pervert Fancai's side

"You dare to bully my husband, I don't think you want to mess around."

When Ah Lian was in a rage, the perverted pervert took the initiative to leave, "I'm here to complete the task, according to the laws of the Sequin Fish Country, I can make meritorious contributions, but now that I've figured it out, it's better to go in if I touch him like this." ”