"Hey, it seems that you are at this level, and you are too far behind me. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 "A parrot of my good taste can't stand such simple songs for a long time, even if it's a day or two, if you keep planning to rely on these songs, you can't fool yourself." ”

Poof, do you think I've thought about the days of singing nursery rhymes for two hours a day? Mom, when I walk down the street, someone calls me uncle, okay, who wants to do this kind of thing? I've done so much to serve you, and you're not satisfied, what kind of fuss is this?

"Hey, you don't like me singing other songs." Shen Yibin shrugged helplessly, I really only have this ability, I really can't serve you, uncle.

"My fate is simply too tragic, to put up an incompetent, cowardly, and lazy shopkeeper like you, it seems that I can only work harder." The cheap and Shen Yibin said in the same helpless tone, it turned around on the coffee table a few times, and seemed to have made a difficult decision, "Then, from today onwards, I will teach you how to sing, I hope your progress can satisfy me." ”

Poof, Shen Yibin knelt down directly, in order to support Har, I learned to cook, and now I have become a senior amateur Shu Chinese cuisine chef who is not weaker than the graduates of New Oriental, and now I have to learn to sing with the cheap, and then the ghost knows what pets will be difficult to serve, which is forcing me to be a decathlon.

"I'm an Amazon parrot from South America, but I don't mind if you have to treat me with this traditional oriental apprenticeship etiquette." Shi Shiran walked in front of Shen Yibin, sat on the ashtray and crossed Erlang's legs, and made a posture of accepting and bowing, "Eh, that, are you going to pour me tea next?" There doesn't seem to be tea here? Replace it with juice, I don't mind the difference! ”

Pour your uncle's tea, pour a cup of juice on your head, Shen Yibin got up from the ground, and stared at the cheap with a huff, this product is really too good to see the needles, and if you are not careful, you will be taken advantage of by it.

"So you're not going to teach me how to sing? If you don't learn to sing with me, do you want to rely on these nursery rhymes to deal with me? But I'll soon get tired of songs of this calibre, and I'll not be able to eat or sleep well, and you can bear to make a smart, handsome, handsome, and noble parrot with a beautiful voice sick and die here alone? The cheap directly took out the tone of the male protagonist of Qiong Yao drama and asked.

"Stop!" Are you enough, okay, you have to be tortured by Qiong Yao's drama every summer vacation since you were a child, and this tone will kill you when you hear it, if Shen Yibin doesn't agree like this, the cheap can speak in this terrible voice twenty-four hours a day, "That, how are you going to teach me?" Shen Yibin gave in, no one could bear this hand.

"Your tea... Oh no, the juice hasn't been poured yet. The goods were taken inch by inch, and he returned to the ashtray and cocked Erlang's legs.

"Love to teach or not, the figs at night are gone, Ha'er, let's go back, I'll make you Sichuan-style braised mutton." Shen Yibin pulled Ha'er up and wanted to leave.

"Well, well, although I am of noble birth, I am not a person who cares too much about etiquette." finally said that Shen Yibin followed it to learn to sing, and he didn't dare to force it too much, "That... Which song do you want to start with? You choose a song and sing it well, and I'll judge your voice and singing skills. ”

"It's still the first song just now." Shen Yibin walked to the song ordering platform, and called out Dong Chou's "East Wind Breaking", took a sip of juice to moisten his throat that had begun to smoke, took a deep breath several times to adjust his state, and then began to sing, "A lonely lamp stands at the window, I pretend that you haven't left behind the door, the old land is more lonely like revisiting the full moon, and the candle flame that is awake in the middle of the night can't bear to criticize me......"

The cheap tilted his head and kept shaking his head, as if he couldn't stand his clumsy singing voice, but because he wanted to test Shen Yibin's true level, he insisted on not interrupting, and occasionally muttered a few words, as if judging the shortcomings in his singing.

"Tut-tut, it's so bad, if I had to listen to this level of singing every day, I would definitely live ten years less." At the end of the song, the lowly was finally freed from the torture, and shook his head like a rattle, "The treble can't go up, the bass can't come down, and the breath is not coherent at all...... The most important thing is that there is hardly a single note! ”

Live 10 years less? The lifespan of the Amazon parrot is not short, it can generally live for forty or fifty years, some large ones can live for more than sixty years, and there are even old birthday stars who are more than 100 years old.

Of course, these words can only be thought about in my heart, it is very inappropriate to say them, although Shen Yibin was criticized as useless, but in order not to be thrown into prison to pick up soap, he can only beg with kind words, "That... What do you think you need to start learning from? ”

"If you don't have any foundation at all, you can only start with breathing and hanging your throat, hey, I'll teach you three ways to practice breathing first." The cheap flew to the TV and looked at Shen Yibin levelly, "The first breath, inhale slowly and exhale slowly, inhale like smelling a flower and exhale like spinning silk, come, follow my rhythm, exhale ~~exhal~~~"

"Huh~~Huh~~~" Shen Yibin started learning in the way taught by the cheap, fortunately, this method was not difficult, and he mastered the main points after a few attempts.

"The second breath, quickly exhale and inhale, exhale ~ exhale ~ exhale ~ exhale ......" Compared with the previous method, this kind of breath is extremely unsightly.

"Huh~Huh~Huh~Huh~" Shen Yibin practiced twice, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Eh, this method of breathing is like... It's like ......"

"It's like a tired dog panting, right? Well, you're right, this breathing method is called dog panting. Cheap Yin smiled, "Okay, I mastered it just now, but the breathing rate is not fast enough, continue to practice, faster!" ”

I'm going to learn to sing and imitate the breathing of a dog, it's shameless! Despite the humiliation, the practice continued, and the sound of a dog panting suddenly sounded in the private room.

The voice came outside, causing some discussion among the waiters, "Eh, are you sure that the guests in this private room only brought in a panda?" No Golden Retrievers, Laprado, Shepherd Dogs or whatever? Why do I sound like there's a dog in there? ”