Chapter 41: Cheapness is still of some use
"Okay, you stop first, this breathing sound is too ugly, go back and practice by yourself in a while, then let's start to learn the third breathing method, count from 1 to 10, 20 in one breath, the more you count, the longer the better, but take it slowly, step by step, don't too much at first, too much and you will faint." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "It seems that the cheap can't stand this kind of ugly sound.
After practicing the rhythm of breathing, he taught him a few more ways to hang his throat, and then the three-hour buyout time came, and Shen Yibin pulled Ha'er out of the private room.
"It's kind of getting through it." After paying the bill, he returned to the store, Shen Yibin collapsed on the sofa without love, thinking that he would have to start practicing early in the morning every day from now on, and then go down to KTV to sing a little song to the cheap uncle, Shen Yibin lost his expectations for the future.
"Hmm!" Fortunately, Ha'er is much more sensible and well-behaved than this parrot, and when he saw that Shen Yibin was unhappy, he served tea and water again, and massaged his calves, which made Shen Yibin forget his depression and regain his spirit.
Hey, no matter how difficult this uncle is to serve, it will be a matter of three months, so let's open a store and find a suitable owner for it as soon as possible, and I will be relieved when it is bought.
"Is this Mr. Shen Yibin's pet shop?" Just as he was about to get up and clean up the storefront, he saw a man with a camera walk in, and his eyes lit up when he saw Ha'er, "There are really pandas, I really didn't run in vain." With that, he took off his camera and pointed it at Hal to take a picture.
Reporter? Seeing this gesture, Shen Yibin immediately guessed the identity of the other party, but even if you are a reporter, you can take pictures without my permission, is this really good?
"This gentleman, this is a private storefront, and casual photography is not allowed." Since he was rude first, Shen Yibin naturally wouldn't give him a good look, and stepped forward to block the camera, "Sir, we don't accept interviews, please go out, don't disturb our normal business." ”
"I have the right to interview freely, you can't interfere, and I think you used some illegal means in the process of obtaining this panda, please explain it to the general readers." Instead of flinching, the reporter escaped from the recorder and took on a posture for the interview, apparently not intending to leave until he received a satisfactory answer.
Shen Yibin didn't say anything about him for a long time, looked at the police car parked opposite, there were two policemen he didn't know inside, Bai Yanni and Xiao Li seemed to have changed shifts and rested, and Shen Yibin was not easy to disturb.
Why are you so verbose, it's useless to tell you for so long; Huh, long-winded? Out of the corner of Shen Yibin's eyes, he saw the cheap guy pecking figs on the coffee table, although this reporter's mouth is neat, it seems to be far worse than the cheap guy, why don't you let the cheap deal with him?
"I'm going to feed my pets, what do you have to tell my press spokesman?" Shen Yibin gave up his plan to continue to entangle with him.
"Spokesman?" The reporter looked at the store in wonder, except for a panda, a parrot, and some cats and dogs, there were no other creatures, where was the press spokesman?
"Cheap, you deal with him, drive him away and add a fig to you at night." Close the door and let the dogs go... Oh no, it was to close the door and let the cheap, and the cheap immediately flapped his wings and flew over, ignoring the surprise of the reporter and spoke.
"Hello sir, I am the spokesperson of this stupid shopkeeper, let me introduce myself first, I am a yellow-winged blue-capped Amazon parrot from South America, with a noble bloodline, My honorable name is Pablo Diego Joyce Sandiago Francisco de Paula Guy Nepomoceno Crespiniano de Ross Remidios Ciporiano de la Sandisima Trinidad Maria Parisio Crito Reze Blasco Ryan Reynolds, what's your name? Without waiting for the reporter to answer, he waved his wings cheaply and disdainfully and said, "Forget it, you don't have to tell me, anyway, I won't remember the name of a small character if I am noble." ”
After going south and north for so many years, I didn't expect to be despised by a parrot when I came to the clouds, this reporter was simply angry, "I am a reporter of XX Daily, our newspaper has a wide range of influence, I ......"
"So what?" The parrot flew around the reporter, carefully observed his dress, and when he saw the pieces of paper exposed in the reporter's pocket, the parrot smiled, "Hahahahahahahaha Won't your newspaper even buy you a plane ticket? So is your newspaper too poor, or is your status too low? ”
"Look, look at your clothes, I'm afraid you can't even compare to what this stupid shopkeeper wears, this gentleman, you're miserable enough." The reporter's face turned red, and he flew to the back of the sofa in front of him and stopped, "Oh my God, I'm starting to sympathize with you now, think about it, your boss didn't know where to hear a little news, just give an order, you have to give up your vacation, take a hard seat on the train with a meager business trip...... Hahaha, train hard seat! I worked hard to get here to conduct an interview. ”
"Then make up a news that I don't know if it can be published or not, and if anyone reads it, he will neither give you a salary increase nor a bonus, no one cares about your hard work, no one pays attention to your achievements, and your future is still not improving." The cheap hated that iron could not be made of steel, and said, "Can't you have even a little courage as big as the tip of a mouse's tail?" Say no to your boss decisively? Then he tore up his work card and threw his resignation report in his face, saying that labor and management were no longer serving! ”
"I ......" the poor reporter seemed to be caught up in his heart, and opened his mouth to say two sentences.
But the cheap will never give him a chance to interject, and like a cannon, he has to spit out a lot of criticism and contempt, the reporter's face changed several times, first red and then pale, as if he was fighting fiercely in his heart, yes, do you really want to keep doing such a promising job?
"Stop! Stop it! After persisting for about ten minutes, the reporter finally collapsed under the bombardment of cheap language, covered his ears and fled from the pet store in embarrassment.
Shen Yibin and Ha'er gave a thumbs up to the cheap at the same time, it seems that sometimes this product is still a little useful.