So I chatted with my mother and father, and chatted until late before going to rest, although the conditions at home were poor, but I slept very soundly, and slept until dawn, just when I was still dreaming of useless children, my mother suddenly lifted the quilt, I opened my eyes in a daze, and said puzzledly: "Mom, what are you doing, I'll sleep for a while, I'm also an adult, Mom, you have to pay attention!" ’

How do you know that my mother's eyes widened, and she yelled: "You kid hasn't been pulled by a handful of and urine since he was a child, now let me pay attention, tell my mother the truth, do you have a problem?" ”

"Nani? Mom, what do you mean! "Now I really can't hit the bend, how can any mother say that her son has a problem!

"Da Zhuang's girlfriends are pregnant, and they are in the engagement period, just now Da Zhuang's mother is called a proud one in front of me, what can you hold your grandson, three generations of grandchildren, why don't you have this ability, don't tell me anything about academics, I don't know what kind of urine sex you kid has, since I was a child, I peeked at Aunt Wang in front of the village taking a bath, peeking at my classmates taking a bath at school, I don't know if I thought you were a pervert reincarnated, and now my girlfriends are all charming and charming, why haven't they moved!" My mother pointed at me with a look of hatred for not being made of steel, and I made her look very disappointed. [No pop-ups]

I rolled my eyes when I heard this, what is this, this can be compared, convinced, before I could speak, my mother said to me seriously: "Xiaofei, your parents are getting older, and they have no other wishes, so they want to hold their grandson as soon as possible, can't you meet this wish?" ”

After a pause, my mother continued: "You have to be more active in dealing with girls, otherwise it will be difficult to succeed, and these girls are actually not exclusive!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard his father cough, and then said with a serious face: "Although I have always been in opposition to your mother, but this time I think your mother is right, come on, son!" ”

I directly pulled the quilt and pretended to be dead, what kind of thoughts were poured into it early in the morning, don't you want to do some things? It's just that some things have begun to become clearer, and I don't want to hurt anyone.

I was nagged by my parents for a while, I didn't feel sleepy, after washing, my mother warmed the food for me again, I gobbled it up, just after eating Da Zhuang, this guy swayed in, looking at the smug look, I said angrily: "Yang Zier!" ”

"Hehe, I was instilled with prenatal education and fetal knowledge by my mother!" Da Zhuang sat on the stool without any shape and said with a grin.

Hearing this, I almost squirted, Nima, I just found out that it is estimated that it has only been a month, and I have started to have a prenatal education, and it is really a god.

Wait for me to finish eating and Da Zhuang walked towards the little owner, since it is a small must go to help, Xiao Dong's full name is Zhang Dong, a tall man, but a little timid, when we used to get into trouble together, we agreed with each other not to say anything, but Zhang Dong this kid couldn't help but be scared, every time he was the first to bear, and he was beaten by me and Da Zhuang for this matter.

There are few people in the village, and there are naturally fewer happy events and funerals, and they are usually deserted, and they are busy planting crops and hunting, but as long as each family marries a relative or a daughter, it will be the most sensational top priority in the village, and every family will go to help, and this is also the most lively thing, many children will go over to be happy, eat happy eggs.

In fact, it is not lively, after all, there are not many people in the village, but it is very enthusiastic, there are no fireworks, music and singing, and some are just beating gongs and drums, and quaint weddings.

When we arrived, Zhang Dong's house was already crowded with people, the small courtyard was full of large tables and benches, the small trees were also tied with colorful balloons, some village uncles and aunts in front of the courtyard were beating gongs and drums, and the children were also very happy.

Seeing me and Da Zhuang, Zhang Dong this kid is also very happy, come up to give us a punch, and then hug each other, this kid is tall and big in a simple groom costume is always a little nondescript, like a big horse monkey.

The living room is also posted everywhere with the word happy, everywhere a piece of red, looks very auspicious, at this moment outside I don't know who shouted that the bride came, the door set off firecrackers, when the gong and drum were also much bigger, and then everyone laughed and hugged a woman wearing a phoenix crown wedding dress walked in, I took a closer look, and Da Zhuang looked at each other, all looked strange, this bride seems to be a girl from the neighboring village, looks average, but the marriage can almost step on the threshold of her home.

Relying on this girl's big buttocks, as the saying goes, the buttocks are as big as the shoulders, and life is boundless, this sentence has two meanings, the first is that the big butt is more able to satisfy the husband, and on the other hand, it is even more superstitious, and the ass can give birth to a son!

"Hehe, my brother's mother-in-law is very beautiful, in order to marry her, I don't know how many men I have dueled with!" Zhang Dong proudly boasted at me and Da Zhuang.

I smiled and responded, "Well, it's the best, it's the best!" ”

In fact, this is also normal, the mountain is still feudal superstition, anyway, I have seen more beauties, and the aesthetic views have changed, among which the convex, backward upturned, white skin and beautiful appearance, slender figure is my favorite,

The bride has walked to the front of the hall while speaking, the steps in front of the hall are very high, seven inches and one foot, and a bowl of water is placed in front of the threshold, which is the water of the family, once the bride crosses this bowl of water, crossing this threshold means that she is already a member of the Zhang family, the higher the threshold, the more important it is.

The bride slowly crossed the family water, crossed the threshold, and then Zhang Dong was very anxious to step forward and hold the bride's hand, the two began to prepare to worship the church to get married, just when I followed the coaxing, my eyes suddenly looked out of the door, frowned tightly, in the crowd outside the courtyard, a woman who was also wearing a wedding dress stood there quietly, red like blood, her face was pale, and the most important thing was that the woman had no shadow, and her feet did not touch the ground.

And some of the children who were playing were able to pass directly past her, and the next moment they cried loudly, dazed, and even one child fainted directly foaming at the mouth.

This sudden situation caused some commotion, but it is estimated that the wedding was not very noisy, and the parents of the child were anxious to carry the child back.

The female ghost's face stared at Zhang Dong and the bride who were getting married in the church, her pale face was a little hideous, and there was some resentment in her pupils, and then she floated straight over.

"I'm going, it's a happy ghost!"