Joy ghosts are actually a kind of evil, when they die is just the day of their wedding, or the time of great joy, because the resentment is too heavy to dissipate, can not be reincarnated, its existence is a resentment, a resentment from the happiest to the most bleak, so they wander in the wedding and funeral ceremonies, repeating their happiest and saddest scenes. [No pop-ups] Le-Wen, so this kind of ghost has been formed. In fact, they are not common, and they only appear on occasions of great joy and great sorrow, and few people who see them survive. This kind of ghost is more ferocious than blood, and the average onmyoji has to weigh his own catties when he encounters it, not that the opponent should be nosy as soon as possible, otherwise he will definitely get bad luck.

There is also a kind of ghost called a mourning ghost, and the situation of a mourning ghost is very similar to that of a happy ghost. The only difference is that the mourners are the ones who died at someone else's wedding, and when others are the happiest, it is when they are the saddest at their most. Because of their strong resentment, it is almost impossible for anyone who sees them to avoid it, and they are one of the most sinister of the evil spirits. ”

At that time, the complexion was called a wonderful, the probability of getting married and meeting a happy ghost was simply compared with winning the lottery, and such an unfortunate thing was met by Zhang Dong, a kid, which was really declining, but from the other side, it is estimated that he likes to be jealous of his lady's ass.

"Everyone is about to visit the church, what are you looking at, we will get married later!" Da Zhuang's eyes were not on the bride's body, but on the bridesmaids next to the bride, the same red clothes, this bridesmaid is much slimmer, a lot better-looking, willow eyebrows and melon seed face, it can be regarded as a first-class water girl, so Da Zhuang's eyes are quite thief.

I approached Da Zhuang and told him about the happy ghost, and then Da Zhuang shrank his head, couldn't help but look around, and asked softly, "Where?" Where? ”

I quietly opened the eyes of heaven to Da Zhuang, and it happened that I liked to have walked to the hall, a pair of eyes were flushed with blue and white, and I was staring at Zhang Dong and his lady who were worshipping in the hall with a happy face.

??

"I'll go!" Da Zhuang just opened his eyes, rubbed his eyes and opened his eyes again to see the happy ghost in front of him, so frightened that he called out directly, fortunately the scene was noisy, otherwise others would not know what was going on!

Perhaps it was Da Zhuang's voice that caught the attention of the happy ghost, only to see the happy ghost turn around stiffly, its hair like a tuft*, crazy aquatic plants, long, messy and tightly covering the upper half of her face. Only a large blood-red mouth was exposed.

?? Da Zhuang can't see her face, but the blood-red mouth, under the miserable white skin, blood-red dress, and messy and wet long hair, looks even more weird and terrifying under the photo.

"Ge Laozi, I'm scared to death!" Da Zhuang took three steps back in a row, shouting, I frowned secretly, Da Zhuang this guy reacted so much, I guess he was going to be unlucky.

Sure enough, the happy ghost slowly approached Da Zhuang and said in a dark voice: "Can you see me?" ”

"Hey, who's talking, what a beautiful voice, it's just no one, strange!" Da Zhuang, this guy reacted fast enough, and quietly slapped the fart, but what he said was a little brainless, Nima's you can't see the happy ghost, how can you hear the voice of others, people are happy ghosts and not stupid ghosts.

Sure enough, the happy ghost showed a smile that seemed to be a smile, as if you couldn't fool me, and then said softly: "Since you can see me, let's take you first!" ”

After speaking, he stretched out his soaked and somewhat swollen arm and grabbed Da Zhuang, Da Zhuang was suddenly frightened, ran to the back in a flash, and said urgently: "Xiao Fei save me!" ’

I pouted, didn't I ask for it? If you don't shout and shout, you won't pay attention to you, although the happy ghost is a very angry ghost, but she has no interest in other people at all, and her goal is just to kill the bride and groom.

There are so many people in front of me, I can't take out the charm directly, after all, today is a day of great joy, I can't be filthy, I can only quietly run the ghoul qi, chanting a spell in my mouth, lightly pointing out, the air ripples like water, and then the happy ghost disappears. "Why is it gone, is it taken away!" Da Zhuang looked around and said with some fear.

I replied lightly, "I just drove him away, and if my guess is right, the happy ghost is coming tonight, she wants to kill the bride and groom when the candles in the cave are at their most romantic, and then enjoy this pleasure."

"Nima, such a pervert!" Da Zhuang couldn't help but roar.

I nodded and continued: "It seems that I can't leave tonight, otherwise, Zhang Dong's cave room candle night will be completely ruined, so stay at night and take this happy ghost away!" ”

"Well, okay, we'll hide under the bed when the time comes, escort Zhang Dong's cave room flower candle, once the happy ghost appears, we can catch her, in addition, if the little Dongzi is inexperienced and lacks posture halfway, I can also teach and command on the spot, this plan kills two birds with one stone, if it weren't for a good brother, I wouldn't help like this!" Da Zhuang's eyes rolled, he smiled, and said confidently,

I pouted, Da Zhuang this guy is really shameless, he can peep if he wants, why are you still making excuses, despised, seriously despised, but I also want to see Sa, hehe.

At this time, Zhang Dong and her mother-in-law had already finished worshipping the church, and were serving tea to their parents, collecting red envelopes and fragrant eggs.

The back is to eat the wedding banquet, Da Zhuang, this guy with a dead face, pulled me and the bridesmaids to sit together, asked the names of the people one by one, and praised the people as hard as if the mouth was smeared with honey, and finally Aunt Wang, who was sitting next to the bridesmaids, couldn't stand it: "I said Da Zhuang, can you be reliable, your mother is still boasting everywhere in the morning that she wants to hug her grandson, why are you still harming other girls everywhere now!" ”

I almost squirted out of a word, I deserve it, although this bridesmaid is good, but my vision is high, and I really can't look down on Sa, looking at the big and depressed pig face, I smiled and the two walked away.

The wine in the mountains is not a good wine, but the wine is very strong, and the water is also the spring water left on the mountain, sweet and refreshing, so it is still very good to drink.

After I was full of wine and food, before I could rest for a while, the parents of those children who had a fever and foamed at the mouth came to me, and insisted that I go over to see it now, saying that the children were making a lot of noise.

I was speechless, now I am really in the village as a result of the mantle of grandpa, and I have become a gentleman!