"This Nima is a stream?" Brother Donkey climbed ashore like a chicken in soup, and just now he jumped out with a pink phoenix and fell directly into the stream. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Although the stream is bitterly cold, it is not a big problem for Pan Xiaoxian and the Pink Phoenix, the Pink Phoenix has kung fu in his body, as for Pan Xiaoxian, if he can feel the cold, he will definitely put a few big hanging whips with 10,000 rings to celebrate.

"But it's really a creek!" The pink phoenix winked innocently and blinked wide-eyed.

The classification of streams and rivers is simple and straightforward, narrower than five meters is a stream, wider than five meters is a river, the width of this creek is about four meters, and the pink phoenix is not wrong at all in theory to say that it is a small stream.

At this time, he sat on the shore like a chicken in the soup, his hair was wet and all the sticky on his face, and the sad thing was that he couldn't even shake his hair, and if his hair was not dry, don't shake his head off first.

Don't even dare to brush your hair with your hands, what if you wipe off your scalp?

It's easy to stick it back, but you can't see it on the top of your head, so what if you stick it back? Or let the pink phoenix see it, it's simply "Midnight Bell" Youmu!

"Take off your clothes and put them behind me." Brother Donkey's face was covered with wet hair, just like Sadako, and he turned his back to the stream and said, "Call me when you are in the water." ”

"Alright Boss!" Soon the voice of the pink phoenix sounded behind him, and Pan Xiaoxian turned around and picked up the pink phoenix's wet clothes, got up and walked farther, but it was not far away, because ten meters outside the courtyard wall was the boundary of the protective shield, and ten meters out of the protective shield.

It's not that he's afraid of encountering zerg insects and beasts or anything, but he will call the police when he goes out of the protective shield monitoring room, and when the abbot, the four King Kongs, the eighteen bronze men, and the five hundred warrior monks rush out to maliciously watch the pink phoenix take a bath, who is this pot?

Of course, the best way to dry wet clothes is to roast them over fire, but where does the donkey get the smoke if he doesn't smoke the fire?

But don't forget, Brother Donkey is also a person with internal strength now!

Because of the cultivation of internal force, Pan Xiaoxian once studied with Ning Yucrushed "One Hundred Fashion Tips for Internal Force", which is a life encyclopedia cheats, which is said to be the crystallization of the wisdom of a female predecessor's life, which can make martial arts very fashionable to deal with all kinds of scenes that may be very panicked and embarrassing, the whole book can be called a classic, every word is beautiful, and it is worth collecting for a lifetime!

…… For example, what if someone else toasts at a wedding banquet but you can't drink it?

Flip the table?

no！

It's so unfashionable!

Don't be afraid! As long as I use my internal strength to dispel the alcohol, I can hold the whole scene!

A thousand cups are not drunk OK?

…… For example, what if you want to leave a message for a friend, but your phone just runs out of battery and you don't have a pen or paper on you?

don’tworry！

I can carry the internal force on my fingers, ok?

Engrave what I want to say on any eye-catching place such as wooden tabletops, floor tiles, security doors, etc., and when others see it, they will think, wow! This guy is so fashionable!

…… For example, when we are on an outing together, we encounter heavy rain, and our clothes are wet, and we want to dry our clothes, but there are no matches and no lighters.

ok！ I'm going to hold on to the whole scene! Don't panic!

I use internal force to dry it!

While others were still picking up branches in wet clothes, I was already dressed in dry and beautiful clothes!

Lying in the wild, I am the queen!

……

Although this female senior is indeed a little funny, Pan Xiaoxian has to admit that there is still a certain practicality, for example, he can use internal force to dry clothes now, but after all, it is the first time, so Brother Donkey is very obscene and decided to use the clothes of the pink phoenix to practice his hands first.

I picked up the smallest one first, and Brother Donkey took it in his hand and looked at it only to suddenly find that it was a pink trouser with strawberries printed on it!

That's embarrassing......

Brother Donkey cautiously turned his head and secretly glanced at the stream, the pink phoenix was concentrating on bathing, only a small head was exposed on the water, and the small mouth was humming a small song with a thick country accent, and the lyrics could be vaguely heard as if it were:

“…… The old driver has this little girl who can dance, the old driver is old and rough, I will walk along, we will sing mountain songs with you, your car will sit for me, you think about which one you can draw, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah......, ah

My sister's heart is so big! The corners of Brother Donkey's mouth twitched stiffly, forget it, since you have already taken it, let's take it for a while!

Pan Xiaoxian clamped the pink pants with his palms and began to silently use Chixia's internal strength. It didn't take long for the little pants to start billowing white smoke.

Five words floated in the sky, and it was nothing!

Brother Donkey estimated that it was almost over, so he opened his hands triumphantly, and just as a gust of night wind blew, the small thin trousers instantly turned into pieces of rags, fluttering all over the sky like butterflies.

Lie in the groove for half a month, are you swollen! Okay, you're swollen and you're broken!

Brother Donkey looked at the strips of rags that fluttered and didn't know where they fell - I'm so desperate, this despair is about to tear me into pieces, Yuebanjun, Yuebanjun, tell me, a broken me, how to save a broken you......

Cautiously turning his head and peeking at the pink phoenix, Pan Xiaoxian felt that he had made up his mind that the black cauldron was the only way...... Only the merit is atonement!

Glancing at the pink phoenix's clothes, Brother Donkey shook his head helplessly, forget it, let's use my own clothes for experiments!

Hiding behind a big tree, he took off his clothes with difficulty, Pan Xiaoxian looked at his shirt and pants, and it seemed that it was not appropriate for any of them to do the test. Only start with the socks first, and the result is not surprising, one of his socks has turned into spring mud to protect the flowers.

However, after these few exercises, Pan Xiaoxian has basically mastered the heat, this time he also picked up his underwear, it seems that no one will notice except for socks and only underwear, Nima is really forced to be a prostitute!

Pan Xiaoxian slowly worked with his hands on his underwear, but just as he was about to succeed, he suddenly faintly heard an abnormal sound of water coming from the stream, as if some unknown creature was approaching from the bottom of the water!

Brother Donkey's mind was confused, and the underwear in his hand turned into a butterfly again - honey, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny roses in front of you......

didn't care about ruining his underwear, Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly got up slowly, and just walked out from behind the big tree when he heard a "bang" sound of water!

The stream suddenly erupted into a huge splash of water like a lotus pod, more than two meters high, and there seemed to be something entangled in the splash.

Pan Xiaoxian fixed his eyes and saw that in the splash was a big snake five or six meters long, black and shiny like a black iron shell wrapped around the slender body of the big snake's bowl mouth, the huge snake head was like a small dustpan, the two small eyes bloomed with bloodthirsty and murderous red light, and the bloody mouth opened to the extreme seemed to be able to swallow people alive!

At this time, the insect snake actually wrapped the pink phoenix's delicate body, so that the pink phoenix couldn't move, the head of the insect snake just coiled up to face the pink phoenix, the pink phoenix just wanted to cry out for help, the insect snake opened its mouth and sprayed a cloud of black smoke in front of it!

The Pink Phoenix immediately closed her mouth tightly, no one from the Five Poisons Sect knew the poison in this smoke better than her.

Not to mention swallowing the black smoke with your mouth open, even if you inhale a trace of it in your nose, you will inevitably be poisoned and faint!

The pink phoenix from the Five Poisons Sect was originally invulnerable to all poisons, but the poison of the insect and snake was beyond the hundred poisons, and even she was afraid of it.

It's a pity that after the pink phoenix took off her clothes, all the strange things on her body were placed on the shore, and she only carried some poison with her, and at this time they were like pendants on the body of this huge insect snake.

A silver snake no more than two feet long, two scorpions with blue tails, a colorful spider, and a crimson centipede the thickness of a human finger, all of them hung anxiously and busily on the body of the insect snake.

However, there is no use for eggs, and the black skin shell of the insect and snake is completely immune to their attacks - nothing else, Lao Tzu is just thick skin!

In this case, the pink phoenix is almost in a desperate situation, and the tears of the pink phoenix, who are tightly wrapped around the body and have to hold their breath, fall down like beads with broken threads - boss! Run away! Leave me alone! Run!

But with a burst of "whew", Pan Xiaoxian was already flying towards the insect snake like an arrow off the string!

I bought a watch last year! Pan Xiaoxian rushed up without thinking about it, and after sharing the bed for a week, it seemed that even the instinct of his body had regarded each other as his own.

The insect snake that found someone rushing over immediately turned its head and opened its bloody mouth towards Pan Xiaoxian, who it thought was a greater threat, and "exhaled" and spewed out a large mouthful of black smoke!

Its black smoke is so poisonous that you will be dizzy if you inhale a single bit, and lose consciousness if you take a large puff. Since the mutation of this insect snake, it has been invincible with this mouthful of poisonous smoke, and no one dares to carry it head-on.

However, to its surprise, Pan Xiaoxian actually rushed directly into the black smoke, and took advantage of the forward momentum to pick up a move "Uncle Cao Guo's Immortal Toast Throat Lock", and a pale, cold big hand silently pinched the three inches of the insect snake!

Where did you get such strong self-confidence, ahhhh

The insect snake couldn't help but be shocked and angry, seeing that Pan Xiaoxian's hand had arrived, the extremely fast insect snake turned over its neck, and the open blood basin swallowed Pan Xiaoxian's hand, one by one the fangs crisscrossed, and the scarlet snake hyacinth hissed!

Brother Donkey can't keep up with the rhythm of the insect snake at all, compared with the agility of the insect snake, Brother Donkey is simply an elderly disco!

"Eat" a bite, and the blood basin of the insect and snake bit Pan Xiaoxian's entire hand! (To be continued.) )