Chapter 190: Specializing in the treatment of all kinds of infertility [for simon2014 alliance leader plus 2]

Well, I'll admit I'm bragging, I can't even take the pink phoenix with me, how dare I provoke your old man? Brother Donkey decisively shrunk his eggs in Master Yuantong's lewd smile. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

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In the blink of an eye, a week has passed, Pan Xiaoxian and Pink Phoenix still can only eat dinner once a day, although they are working harder day by day, and it can even be said that they are working harder day by day, but the old pervert Yuantong is increasing their workload every day.

Now Pan Xiaoxian has to chop ten big trees every morning, and when he finishes chopping, it is usually past breakfast time, and then he starts to fry chestnuts.

The five big and three rough monks who completely gave Pan Xiaoxian this good opportunity to fry chestnuts are completely relieved, except for coming over every day to give Pan Xiaoxian a few words, the small life is very moist, and waiting for the donkey brother to fry the chestnuts is basically the time for dinner......

The pink phoenix could only be worse than him, and this night the two dragged their tired bodies and pounced on the bunk.

"Gollum ......"

The pink phoenix's stomach screamed, and her pretty face suddenly turned crimson, the Lun family is a big girl with yellow flowers! The so-called girl eighteen and one flowers, it is when a fart is scented with roses, how can she make such a shameful voice in front of a man!

Kesu, Kesu, Ke Sulun's family is really hungry......

Today she first filled two jars of water, missed breakfast and lunch, twisted ten catties of soybeans, missed dinner, and finally finished twisting the soybeans and lay on the bed......

With such a large amount of labor, Pink Phoenix has been hungry, how can she, a little girl who is growing her body, stand it?

Quietly tucked his little hand into his sleeve, and the pink phoenix, whose eyes were green with hunger, pinched the little triangular head of the silver snake: Suzhen, am I going to eat you or you or you or you?

Forget it...... A hint of tenderness flashed in the big hungry green eyes of the pink phoenix, after all, it took half a year to succeed, and people can be ruthless if they are not plants and trees......

At this moment, her thin back was stabbed by Pan Xiaoxian, the pink phoenix was frightened, her little hand quickly stuffed the silver snake back into her sleeve, and turned back to Pan Xiaoxian innocently winked and winked her eyes: "Boss, the long night is long and unintentional?" ”

"Look!" Pan Xiaoxian smiled and raised his hands, each holding a big steamed bun.

"Steamed buns!" The pink phoenix's eyes moistened, once upon a time it was food she disdained, but now it was more expensive than gold!

"Let's eat together!" Pan Xiaoxian handed her one, the meals in Shaolin Temple are regular and quantitative, you can not eat but you are never allowed to overeat, Pan Xiaoxian only has two steamed buns, all of them were brought back, but he also drank a bowl of porridge and ate a few bites of side dishes.

"Thank you, Boss!" The pink phoenix took the steamed bun like a hungry wolf, took a deep breath of the aroma that didn't actually exist, and then "ahh

Looking at her gobbling up, Pan Xiaoxian's Danfeng eyes were crooked, the pink phoenix was very cute, but it was also very straightforward, if it was Ning Yu, even if she starved to death, it would definitely be eaten in small bites, chewing and swallowing slowly, it would never be like the pink phoenix.

But she gobbled up all the cuteness, like a little milk cat that hadn't learned to climb yet, so Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but reach out and rub her little head.

Speaking of which, since Tang Yi left, the two have been in the same room for a week, but nothing has happened.

It is indeed quite abnormal to say that it is abnormal, but Pan Xiaoxian and Pink Phoenix are very natural, as if they should have been.

Pan Xiaoxian has Ning Yuxiao's girlfriend, and there is also a flawless little Daogu, a suspected "little third child", but Pink Phoenix is the first girl to share a bed with Pan Xiaoxian, and she sleeps for a week, it is expected that the two will sleep for half a month, and there is no one else in this fate!

Seeing that the pink phoenix was hungry and anxious, and ate a steamed bun in two bites, Pan Xiaoxian handed her the steamed bun as well.

In fact, it's okay if the donkey brother doesn't eat, it's a big deal to drink two more sips of the northwest wind, anyway, there is nothing else in this Shaolin Temple, the original fresh air of nature is enough!

But Pan Xiaoxian knows that the pink phoenix is not good, except that she is an expert in poisoning, martial arts are commonplace, and she must have wronged her if she is a war scumbag, but if you don't use poison, it will be the power of a goose, and it can't be more!

The pink phoenix was really hungry, and she didn't notice anything wrong at all, so she took it and devoured it.

Today I finally came back to life with difficulty...... The pink phoenix exhaled a long breath, although it was only a third full, but at least it saved its life. If it weren't for eating these two steamed buns, the pink phoenix doubted that she would become the first saintess of the Five Poisons Sect to starve to death!

Wait a minute!

Two steamed buns?

The pink phoenix was stunned for a moment, why are there two steamed buns? Obviously, what he gave me was a steamed bun!

The innocent pink phoenix blinked her eyes wide, looked at the clean corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth, and subconsciously stretched out the tip of her pink tongue and licked the corners of her red lips.

Suddenly, the pink phoenix blushed and stammered: "Yes, I'm sorry, old, old, boss, I'm not, I didn't mean to......"

"My sister has a big heart." Brother Donkey said teasingly: "It's easy for you to lose me like this!" ”

The pink phoenix got into Brother Donkey's arms with a sigh, and Brother Donkey was dumbfounded, don't you want to touch porcelain?

Nima, I just ate two steamed buns for you, if you dare to say that you will be slapped to death by Lao Tzu?

But apparently he thought too much, and the pink phoenix immediately bounced back, facing the beautiful little face against the wall, and the slender jade turned his back to Pan Xiaoxian, and said shyly: "Boss, thank you......"

"You're welcome...... Pan Xiaoxian secretly wiped the cold sweat, which scared Lao Tzu Chrysanthemum!

He didn't notice that the thin shoulders of the pink phoenix were swaying slightly, and the tears of the pink phoenix with his back to him had already flowed backwards.

I don't know how long it took, Pan Xiaoxian was asleep, and suddenly heard the pink phoenix ask faintly: "Boss, are you asleep?" ”

“…… Just woke up. Pan Xiaoxian said, if you are a little louder, I can still jump, do you believe it?

"Boss, can you ...... One thing please? The pink phoenix was speechless and stopping, not at all like her usual appearance.

"What's the matter?" Anyway, I'm awake, and the funny attributes of Brother Donkey are passively stimulated: "Ancestral film, professional maintenance of Apple Samsung ham sausage, flashing to unlock and download software movies, repairing locks and teeth, sharpening knives and scissors, taking moles and digging corns, applying for licenses and selling yellow discs, looking at palmistry and feng shui, repairing tires and ventilating sewers, specializing in the treatment of various infertility ......"

"Boss!" The pink phoenix is going to faint when she hears it, just apply for a film, apply for a certificate, dig corns, and look at palmistry, specializing in all kinds of infertility or something, boss, you are too versatile!

"Well, I won't do any of that!" Pan Xiaoxian smiled: "If there is something about you inside, please forgive me for not being able to do anything!" ”

“…… Neither! The pink phoenix's white teeth bit the corners of her red lips, and plucked up the courage to say, "Boss, can you please come with me?" ”

“…… Where to? "Brother Donkey blinked and his eyes widened, how did this sound like a great omen?

"I'm ......" The pink phoenix bit her little silver tooth, and finally said: "Boss, I've ...... I haven't showered in a week......"

"So coincidentally?" Brother Donkey's "Note Orphan" attribute reappeared: "Me too!" ”

“…… Boss, no kidding, I can't wash with their stinky men like you, I've already inquired about it all this time, and there is a clear stream that turns out of the courtyard wall in the back kitchen, although it is outside the courtyard wall, but it is inside the protective shield. Pink Phoenix's big eyes were watery: "I want to go there to take a bath, so can you please ......"

"Can't!" Brother Donkey refused without thinking about it: "I have too much strength in my hands, and I never help people rub their backs!" ”

Boss, you're thinking too much...... The corners of Pink Phoenix's red mouth twitched twice concealedly: "I just want to ask you to help me look at the wind!" It's remote and it's night, but you're not afraid of 10,000, you know......"

"That's it......" Pan Xiaoxian thought about it, it seems to be right, not afraid of 10,000, just in case, what if someone doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and goes to the stream outside the temple to practice breaststroke, butterfly freestyle? Even if it's a dog planer, you can't do it!

So in the spirit of humanitarianism, Pan Xiaoxian followed the pink phoenix to the back kitchen sneakily.

Although the Shaolin Temple is heavily guarded, not all places are patrolled by warrior monks, otherwise in such a big place as the Shaolin Temple, none of the five hundred monks would want to sleep, just spend the night in the temple!

When he arrived at the edge of the courtyard wall, the pink phoenix looked at Pan Xiaoxian with blank eyes, and Pan Xiaoxian looked around as a thief: "What do you think I do?" Climb over the wall! ”

"I, I, I can't climb over it......" Pink Phoenix felt too ashamed, she was also a martial artist, and she was also a saint of a sect, but she couldn't even climb over a courtyard wall!

But the problem is that the Five Poisons Sect is so biased, if there is no sacrifice in other aspects, it will not reach the peak in terms of using poison!

"Yes, it's steaming!" Pan Xiaoxian was also drunk, he knew why the pink phoenix had to beg him to be with him!

Pink Phoenix's bathing plan can be roughly divided into three steps: first, over the wall; Second, take a bath; Third, over the wall; She got stuck from the first step!

Reaching out to hug the slender waist of the pink phoenix, Pan Xiaoxian stepped down and took her into the air, climbing over the high courtyard wall.

"Poof!"

Groove ......

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