Chapter 45: Please, Help Me Get Out!
Xinghua area igue supreme big song engineering construction co., LTD.
Song Dongye stepped into the door of the company with one foot, with a majestic look on his face, and the domineering breath of the superior leaked, facing the employees who greeted him, that is, he nodded habitually, and quickly came to his office.
Sitting on the boss's chair, Song Dongye moved his nose, inhaled hard, and then stretched his mouth, bit his upper and lower teeth lightly a few times, made a 'click' sound, and exhaled again.
Fei Tian also followed in and closed the door, glanced at Song Dongye, made a cup of his favorite green tea, put it in front of the desk, and then consciously sat on the sofa next to him, waiting for the next instructions.
Song Dongye tasted a sip of hot tea, moistened his throat, felt a lot more comfortable, refreshed a lot, and said to Feitian: "All the men in the company, regardless of their positions, all those who have been married, the best who drag their families, those who are in love or those who have goals and are preparing to start, are all called to the big conference room, we are ready to have a meeting, forget about the single dogs, right?" Since they don't have a goal and don't want to fall in love, then put the extra time on work! Don't be too idle, it's better to be pure. ”
Feitian was stupid, confused, as if there was no such meeting arrangement today, I really wanted to ask Song Dongye, what does this mean, is his brain in water, he has jumped too fast in recent times, he always likes to overtake in corners, and he can't keep up with its rhythm.
I really want to ask, but Feida doesn't dare, who calls him the boss, I can only blame myself for reading less, and if I ask, it will expose the hard wound of low IQ and not enough use, then the gain outweighs the loss, so silence is the best of gold, just be an executor honestly, the structure of decision-making is complex, and it takes so much effort and effort that losing hair can cause people to be 'extremely smart, and the countryside surrounds the city' The scene of the scene, or leave it to those who have a lot of brain capacity and space to hurt their minds, right? For example, his eldest brother, Mr. Song Dongye, replied respectfully, "Okay, I'll go and give orders." ”
Time passed minute by minute, and after about ten minutes, Feitian returned, he pushed open the door and came in and said, "Brother Dong, everyone has arrived." ”
After getting the answer, Song Dongye stood up and said with satisfaction: "Let's go?" Let's go together, shall we? Let me show you how simple and crude you were at the beginning. ”
The men who received the notice of the meeting were all the same inexplicable, as if there was no arrangement for today's work, could it be that something happened or the company had a big move to temporarily increase the meeting.
The men who walked into the big conference room were full of doubts, and after entering the big conference room, they were even more confused, there were people at all levels in the big conference room, and there were high and low positions, even including the newcomers who were just recruited yesterday, the only thing in common was that they were all men with women or men who were about to have women.
All the men were talking about it, and there was a big question mark in their minds, no one could guess what the theme of this improvised meeting was, what it was to discuss, and what the ultimate purpose was.
After all, the vast majority of the people who participated in this meeting were dragged families, old and young, families and rooms, wives and girlfriends, men who spent a lot of money, and they couldn't wait to be a man who spent two cents.
'There is not a single dog in this', I don't know which man it is, just pointed out this common denominator, it is like a virus All the people were infected, and they were silent, and for a while, the people in the large conference room were quiet, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, they didn't speak, their expressions were nervous, and there was a depressing atmosphere in the conference room, could they be unemployed today.
Before he could be depressed for long, the door of the large conference room opened, and Song Dongye walked in with steady steps, living on the chairman's throne, this is about to be cut, all the men who participated in the meeting couldn't help but get nervous, their heartbeat accelerated, and they plopped up, and a person's heartbeat was very small and weak, but what if it was twenty or thirty? That's spectacular.
The sound of heartbeat reverberated in the large conference room, and Song Dongye, who had just sat in the chairman's seat, was frightened by the spectacular heartbeat, and didn't understand what was going on, with a bewildered look, was it so terrible? Isn't it just a temporary meeting, this is nothing wrong, it's just ordinary.
Looking at their tense faces, flushed red, this was frightened, so he had to turn his head and look at Feitian, trying to find the answer, but he was even more unbearable, and he also looked puzzled.
"Today, the main purpose of the impromptu meeting is ......." It's coming to an end, Song Dongye's words organized in his mind have been rehearsed countless times, but he is actually stuck, first, his heart is a little empty, after all, this kind of thing is not easy to speak, he is such a big person, and secondly, he was infected by this oppressive atmosphere, and his heart was also synchronized by the sound of a neat and spectacular heartbeat, and he jumped up with it.
Song Dongye's words didn't finish, he stopped, and the man in the big conference room became even more nervous, his heartbeat was faster, and his heartbeat was louder, this boss is too unscrupulous, right? Before the knife is asked, I have to scare again, this is the panic of the rich and idle, and the evil is very interesting, looking for excitement.
He was speechless, he didn't know how to speak, he didn't know how this inexplicable situation came about, how to solve it, it felt like being beeped by a dog, and for a while, the two sides fell into an embarrassing situation.
It is not possible to go on like this, we must figure out the reason, after a minute or two of the embarrassing time, Song Dongye had to speak: "That ......, this ......, it is a bit too sudden to hold this meeting today, and it may also cause a misunderstanding for everyone, its main purpose is to solve my personal problems, it has nothing to do with the company, so don't be too nervous, please relax." ”
At this point, Song Dongye stopped and set aside a period of time for everyone to digest the meaning of this passage, so that they could clear up the misunderstanding, and after the misunderstanding was clarified, they could work together and make suggestions to solve their lifelong problems.
I heard that it is a private matter and has nothing to do with the company, this sentence is like a needle in the sea, the rough sea surface immediately returned to normal, the wind and waves were calm, and the dark clouds were removed to see the sun.
Sure enough, as soon as Song Dongye's words fell, the tense atmosphere in the large conference room dissipated, everyone's faces returned to normal, there was a smile on their faces, the heartbeat slowly weakened, and the sound of reverberating in the large conference room disappeared.
Seeing all the employees in the large conference room, there were smiles on their faces, and the misunderstanding was successfully resolved, Song Dongye felt that the time was ripe and it was time to solve the problem.
He glanced at Feitian, Feitian at this time, did not drop the chain at the critical moment, and actually went up, read his eyes, his heart and mind, and said, "Everyone be quiet, the chairman has something to say." ”
Song Dongye was very satisfied, and after everyone was quiet, he said directly and simply: "Everyone is a married man, with a wife and children, a happy life, and a happy family; People who are not married also have girlfriends, and when they go back from work, they are sweetly glued together, and the house is full of romance. But as your leader, your chairman, is very miserable, can't enjoy the joy of family, and is still a single dog, shameful! I envy and yearn for this kind of life, and I want to have it, so I want to get rid of the single, and I also have the one in my mind, but twice! Twice a lot! Song Dongye showed two fingers and gestured with the word 'two', and suddenly said in a louder voice: "I failed twice, I want to get close to them and talk to them, but they don't understand, but they misunderstood, but they misunderstood, the first time they scared them, they were misunderstood as a neurotic, and the second time it was even more tragic, not only was they misunderstood as a neuropathy, but also added the label of a human trafficker, I am bitter!" Bystanders are clear, the authorities are fans, in this regard, I am a little white, this is the first time to fall in love, there is no experience, you are all from the past, experienced, so the main purpose of today's temporary meeting is: please find out the reasons for my failure, point out its failure, let me go to talk to people next time, what should I pay attention to, how to do it so that they can not misunderstand, you can accept me with confidence, please, please help me get off the list. ”
I didn't expect it! Even Song Dongye himself was moved, his eloquence was so good, and he burst into tears; The people who listened were dumbfounded, they didn't expect that the chairman's iron-blooded tenderness also had such an emotional side.
After a short silence, these people who had been disturbed by the monarch began to offer advice one after another, first of all, they carefully inquired about the process of Song Dongye's two accosting Wu Dingfang. , and then seriously analyzed it, and summed up that there are three reasons for failure: first, the time is wrong, this time is the time to send children to school, who has time to take care of you; The second is that the location is wrong, no matter who you are, as soon as you open the door, you will see a strange person, standing at the door of the house with a smile, you will be suspicious, and you will be vigilant and prevent; The most important point of the three times, everyone is not familiar with each other, suddenly called out each other's names, and said loudly: You are my benefactor! Whoever you are, you'll be taken aback, don't you think you're crazy? In short, it can be summed up in one sentence: the right time, the right place and the right people.
The problem came out, and finally knew what was wrong, these people who came over summed it up very correctly, hit the nail on the head, insightful, and reasonable, Song Dongye opened his eyes and had to accept it, but he still had to verify it again, so he said to Feitian: "You go and call all the female employees who are married or have boyfriends in, and say that they want to have a meeting." ”
"Okay." Feitian was confused, a little incomprehensible, since he had already gotten the answer, why didn't he carry it out, and what did he have to ask the female staff to do, this is chasing girls, not chasing boys, but he didn't understand it when he got the instructions, so he turned around and went out again.