Chapter 46: The Love Think-Tank
Fei Tian pushed open the door of the large conference room, walked in gently, bent down slightly, and said to Song Dongye, who was sitting there with his eyes closed, "Chairman, everything has been notified, and they will come in in a while." ”
"Hmmm! I know. Song Dongye opened his eyes and said in a somewhat lazy tone.
'Click' sounded, Song Dongye suddenly became energetic, his face changed very quickly, seamless link, the transformation of the actor level, the door opened, and all the female staff who received the meeting notice walked into the conference room one after another.
What's going on? The chairman's brain was convulsed, today's meeting was really a little weird, and I don't know what the topic of the meeting is, and it is divided into men and women to hold separate meetings, the first time I have heard of it, the only thing in common is that except for the single dog, he is still working hard outside, and it seems that the workload has increased again.
Entering the conference room and waiting for the female staff, first of all, their hearts were heavy, and they all glanced at Song Dongye, and saw him sitting there smiling, smiling and smiling, and their hearts were settled, it shouldn't be a bad thing, after finding a good position, sit there quietly, waiting for the meeting to start.
Seeing that it was almost time for people to come, Song Dongye said to Feitian: "You are going out to take a look, have all the people come, and if they have work in their hands, let them stop and let the single dog do it?" Whoever told them not to fall in love, who told them to have a lot of time, and it was a waste and shameful to have excess time. ”
"Okay." Feitian, who got the order, turned around and carried out the order, and the female staff in the conference room, hearing their chairman's strange remarks, were so terrified that their hearts couldn't help but tighten, fortunately, there was already another half, silently feeling sad for the single dog, they were so sad.
Time passed quickly, and after a while, Feitian came back, followed by two female staff, and after all the people were seated, he bent down and said to Song Dongye: "Chairman, everyone is here." ”
Song Dongye, who was still smiling, suddenly changed his face and became serious, his face changed so much that the people below were frightened; And then it instantly became soft, and the people below were blinded, this boss is too fickle, right?
Song Dongye noticed the changes in the people below, but he couldn't manage it so much, and he didn't want to care about it, so he said directly: "This, it's indeed a bit abrupt to hold this meeting temporarily today, but it doesn't matter, I will compensate you, it has nothing to do with official affairs, the main thing is to let you analyze my personal private affairs." ”
Having said this, Song Dongye's face changed again, and he became a little embarrassed, just like the ugly daughter-in-law was about to see her in-laws, she looked a little twisted and pinched, and after a pause for a few seconds, she then said: "Single dogs are shameful, unfortunately and sad, I am also one of them, so I want to get rid of the single, I already have a goal, but the two pick-ups ended in failure, so that they misunderstood deeply, their hearts were broken, and they didn't want to have a third time, here I implore you, help me analyze it, Be my love think tank, what do you girls like the most, and how should I do it, I believe that you women should know women the best, and they have the most right to speak, most of us men are careless, very unfortunate things, I am among them, and my heart is bitter! And you girls are delicate, so please, please help. ”
After the foreshadowing words were finished, Song Dongye repeated the detailed process of the previous two failed pick-ups, and then waited quietly.
It turned out to be like this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and thought it was some earth-shattering task with unspeakable difficulty, it turned out to be so simple, say it earlier! It's too scary.
After receiving the task, I began to discuss and analyze in pairs, and the final result was similar to that analyzed by the male staff, that is: the right time and place are not right, one is not familiar, and the other is too sudden.
Looking at the two simple conclusions in his hand, Song Dongye was speechless, in terms of the emotions of men and women, it is indeed too pale and powerless, if there is a competitor, with this aspect of IQ, it will definitely be easily pressed to the ground and rubbed, the knowledge reserve is too little and too little, if a competitor really collapses from which pimple, it will lose very miserably, and it will be naked. Run.
It is said that girls' hearts are delicate, this sentence is too true, Song Dongye felt it deeply. The female staff below, looking at his wonderful face, unlike the male staff who are generally just passive to accept instructions and act according to orders, they began to consciously take the initiative to support them, share worries and solve problems for the boss, and his lifelong problems were contrived, the atmosphere was very active, and the enthusiasm was quite high.
The female staff Song Dongye flirted with the girl and designed three steps: the first step was to let Wu Dingfang know that he was her neighbor and was familiar; The second step is to slowly let her know that there is no malice after having such a person, and then look for opportunities to approach her, and explain clearly to eliminate misunderstandings and be an ordinary friend; The third step is that there are no steps, improvisation, and everything is on your own.
"Thank you, thank you so much." Holding the three-step plan tailored by the female staff in his hand, Song Dongye kept thanking him and said, "Now you go out to work, right?" I'm going to digest it well, and I'll have a surprise for you later, and I'm sure I'll be satisfied. ”
After hearing the promise given by Song Dongye, the female employees all smiled and went out happily, and most of them were thinking in their hearts, what kind of big surprise the boss would give and how big the surprise would be.
When all the female staff went out, Song Dongye held the shortcomings summarized by the male staff and the three steps customized by the female staff in his hand, and he felt very deeply in his heart, fell into deep thought, and his thoughts kept rolling.
Song Dongye's heart was refreshed, he felt refreshed, his whole body was transparent, he laughed, and said to Feitian: "Wait a minute, you go out and announce, all the employees of the company, except for single dogs, male employees plus half a month's basic salary, female employees plus one month's basic salary, as for single dogs, they can't make people discouraged and lose their fighting spirit, as long as they successfully get off the list, they will be rewarded with a week's salary." ”
"Okay, Chairman." Feida paused and said, "Isn't it a bit too much?" ”
"Is it much? Why didn't I feel much? Song Dongye patted the information in his hand and said with a smile: "With these things, it is difficult to buy a thousand dollars, and it is worth more than making a list of millions." ”
As soon as the words fell, Song Dongye turned around and left, leaving the incomprehensible Feitian burning his brain there, I couldn't understand, my heart was so chaotic, it was messy, this is how Feitian felt at this moment, I couldn't wait to slap myself, what are you doing with your mouth! This is a typical self-seeking hardship and self-seeking trouble.
Shaking his head, he grinned and gasped, forget it? What do you want to do so much, are bald people still afraid of lice? All the people in the company, they have long been out of the team of single dogs, and they also have a share in the salary increase, thinking of this, the depressed mood disappeared in an instant, was thrown out of the clouds, hearty, and happily went out to announce the order, it is better to be happy alone, so that the big guy is also happy and happy, and at the same time a second of silence for the single dog.
After leaving the large conference room, Feitian's heart was turbulent, like waves of water, and he shouted: "Everyone stop, put down the work in hand, and get ready to cheer, right?" There are surprises, big surprises, the chairman said, except for single dogs, all employees of the company, men plus half a month's basic salary, women plus a month's basic salary, single dogs, you don't have to be too sad, the chairman specially said, as long as you take off the single, resume a week's basic salary. ”
As soon as Song Dongye entered the office, not long after he sat down, there were bursts of cheers outside, "Long live the chairman", "Victory", "All wishes come true", "Hold the beauty" and other slogans, the heart couldn't help but surge, we must succeed, if we don't succeed, we will become benevolent, next time we can't fail again, if we fail again, it will be a shame, a shame will be thrown to my grandmother's house, even if the skin is as thick as the bark, it can't withstand the blow! I don't know how to face my colleagues in the company, I'm too ashamed and disappointed.
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Since that day, after the Zhuge Liang meeting, Song Dongye pinched his time every day, went to work and got off work, and created opportunities to meet Wu Dingfang and Situ Junwen's mother and daughter.
"Good morning! Situ Junwen, you go to school! Uncle went to work, we'll see you in the evening. ”
"We're meeting again, Ms. Wu Dingfang, come back for a nap this time? Women have to sleep well to stay young forever. ”
"Oops! What a coincidence! Ms. Wu Dingfang, and Situ Junwen's children, we meet again, are you coming back from school? ”
"How can you be like this? It's been a few days, and it's been at the door of our house every day, is it interesting? What bad intentions do you have, are you tired! I'm tired, don't I? Say it, right? Situ Junwen said a little annoyed and impatient, Wu Dingfang stood on the side, with a strained face, a vigilant look, the meaning was very obvious, I have never seen a person like you, and I am too much to do with something.
"I think you really misunderstood, the misunderstanding of me is too deep, I don't have any bad intentions, it's not a coincidence, it's not my intention, because I'm your neighbor, I live here, so I can see each other every day, because we have to take the same elevator, you can't let me take the stairs, right? I don't know what to do, so you trust me. Song Dongye pretended to have a very helpless expression, as if he had been wronged, and after speaking, he took out a business card from his pocket, and then said: "This is my business card, I am a person who does legitimate business, I don't believe you can check it." ”
Situ Junwen dragged it, took the business card without fear, flipped it over, looked at it a few times and handed it to Wu Dingfang, because all the words knew her, and she didn't know them.
After Song Dongye handed over the business card to Situ Junwen, he went directly to the door of his house, took out the key to open the door, and said to them: "I am really your neighbor, this is the house I just bought." ”
When he had finished speaking, he stepped in and closed the door, stood in the doorway, pricked up his ears, and listened quietly, but did not hear anything; Watching Song Dongye enter the room, Wu Dingfang and Situ Junwen also entered.
After entering the room and putting away his schoolbag, Situ Junwen said: "Mom, maybe as he said, is really our neighbor, everything is just a coincidence." ”
"it! Neighbors are neighbors! You finish your homework, and mom goes to prepare dinner. After speaking, Wu Dingfang went to prepare dinner, the people take food as the sky, food, clothing, shelter and transportation, food should be put in the first place, they are about to starve to death, who cares if he is bare-assed, what is the use of shame, he can't eat enough, what is the use of being polite and dressing decently.