97: Pig without brains

Life is like the weather, there is rain under the sun, and the wind will rise after the trees are quiet. If you feel unsatisfactory, then go to the wind blowing, go to the rain, the world is very big, there are many landscapes, life is very short, instead of curling up in the shadows, it is better to fight bravely, take failure as a starting point, and regard setbacks as a ladder. As long as you have worked hard and struggled, you will find that without shadows, the sunlight will lose its meaning, and the flowers growing on the wounds will be more dazzling.

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was despised, when Wu Dingfang took away Situ Junwen, who was already asleep again, he lay on the bed for a while, and then lifted the quilt and stood up naked.

The person stood in the middle of the bed and took a look at his body, which was now slowly out of shape and began to become fat, especially the small belly, and the abdominal muscles had escaped and were occupied by a layer of animal oil.

If you pat it gently, you can also make a 'dong dong' sound, just like a watermelon, the sound is very crisp, maybe maybe after getting married, happy men can't escape such a result, it's just that this result comes early and late.

How can a good man not have a little fat on him, that's really weird? Fat is the standard feature of a happy mature man, and it is impossible to have a single dog, unless this person does not like to exercise (single dog) does not pay attention to diet, and eats alone all day long and the whole family is not hungry.

That's no way, it's useless for his mom and dad to come, it's not easy for anyone to come, he deserves to be a fat man, such a man is not a single dog, who is a single dog.

The old waist seems to be a little sore, and the amount of exercise seems to be a little big, so it is not a reflection of happiness, because Mao has always become fond of thinking about this kind of problem, is it true that men after becoming a family.

Now I seem to have changed, I have become like a woman, is it automatically sentimental, it seems that my career has become less important, my ranking position seems to have changed, and my home always appears in my mind, and then everything has become motivated, and my whole body is full of power when I think of home.

Now these are not the most important things, Song Dongye smiled bitterly, feeling sad for his little brother, feeling that it is really a little pitiful, and it is still fighting power until now.

The battle has come to the present, resulting in an impossible result, the winner has not yet been decided, it still refuses to give up, it still has hardness, the stick finger is still looking for the battlefield in front of it, refuses to admit defeat and bend down, it is really a stubborn meat. Stick.

What are you thinking about this time? It's really too much now, and it's all such a boring thing, if it's the former self, I can't imagine it, and now I'll become like this, and I'll actually fantasize about it, who can believe it if I say it? I don't believe myself, but that's the way it is, it's useless to talk nonsense.

O man! Especially men after marriage!

A gust of cold wind blew, Song Dongye trembled, and then came back to his senses, it was really amazing! There is nothing impossible in the world, nothing that does not exist, only things that we have not seen or thought of.

(In a statement, why in the sealed room, there is a cold wind blowing, in fact, I don't know, maybe the plot needs, say it has it)

At the moment ago, his own little brother, who was still extremely hideous in one eye, has now become soft, a relatively large dead snake, and collapsed weakly, this must be what happened.

"You're sick! Be careful not to catch a cold, don't pay attention to the image at all, isn't the lesson just now not profound? Is it because people have clicked on the acupoints, or because of some bullshit, or think too much, and be embarrassed.

Naked, what are you doing standing on the bed and posing, are you going to seduce me again, it's not attractive at all, my mother has seen it so many times, this trick has failed, and I'll think of other tricks in the future, right? Be a little bit innovative.

It's useless to don't think about it, it's impossible, because I'm satisfied, I'll find a way to go, whether to use the five girls to solve it, I'm happy to watch it on the side, because I've never seen it, what kind of scene is it, will it be very touching and exciting. ”

It was Wu Dingfang who coaxed Situ Junwen into the room again, even if he was concerned and worried, he was even more amused, and he didn't know ...... to say it, in short, he didn't say it, and he didn't know what to say.

I can only pretend to be angry: "Don't hurry up and take a bath, after taking a bath, put the old lady to bed and sleep, if you don't raise enough good intentions, what will be good to go to work tomorrow, if you don't work, you won't have money, if you don't have money, the old man won't be happy, if you're not happy, you have to be ready to be a little man." ”

"Don't! My dear wife, please let me go? I don't want to be your little man, I want to be your big man, super super big man, just like a giant. ”

From the tone of Wu Dingfang's speech, Song Dongye heard what she was going to do, at this time, this kind of drama must be cooperated, and it must follow his wife's topic, that is the best and correct choice.

After the cooperation was completed, Song Dongye jumped out of bed, showing his bounce power, in the face of a woman, especially in front of his wife, as long as he behaves well, he must work hard to learn from the male peacock in this regard.

Although there is a lot of fat on his body now, but his figure is still okay, Song Dongye looked at Wu Dingfang while walking towards the bathroom, and threw out a wink.

Once a famous person in the rivers and lakes, there is still this kind of action behind closed doors, if you say it, don't say it is a person, even a dog will not believe it, gentle township! No matter how heroic a character is, he will become short of breath, unless he is a ruthless person.

Phew! What the hell!

After Song Dongren entered the bathroom, Wu Dingfang tidied up the futon on the bed, and then lay down, and after a while, it was less than a few seconds, and he fell asleep deeply, perhaps really tired.

After taking a bath, Song Dongye looked at the smile on his wife who was already asleep, his life should be content, what is there to be dissatisfied with such a wife, and finally pulled the quilt lightly, lay on the bed and slept, quietly looking at his sleeping wife, the most beautiful is nothing more than this.

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Two flowers, one on each table.

The time was adjusted for an hour or two, and when Feitian hurried and hurried, he didn't catch up with Song Dongye, although the fat man can also be flexible, but the body size is still the biggest flaw.

When a thin man's movements are as flexible as a monkey, then no matter how flexible the fat man is, it is still a joke, and the gap will be reflected.

Feitian watched as Song Dongye entered his own home, full of helplessness but helpless, this time he was escaped again, and he didn't grasp the great opportunity.

I really want to be domineering and brave to break in, but it's a pity that there is a thief who has no thief guts, I can only think about it in my heart, if I really knock on the door and break in, it is really a pig that has no brains, slaughtered early, and can sell it for a little more money while there is still a little meat on the body.

made an international joke, if he really broke in, it would really be the birthday star Weng eating arsenic - it was too long, but his sister lived in it, and even the eldest brother and boss were obedient and obedient.

If he had a tail, he would definitely stand up and shake it, like a dog, you can imagine how terrifying this is, but a man who still wants a daughter will never let go of such a low-level mistake.

But think about it differently, today's results are still good, much stronger than in the past, it can be said that there is a lot of harvest and growth, which is worth affirming, you can't be too greedy, you have to be content and take it.

"Hah......!"

The moment Song Dongye closed the door, Feitian couldn't help but burst into laughter, but suddenly he covered his mouth with his hand, not daring to really laugh out loud, even if it was too cool.

Looking left and right, the corridor was empty, fortunately it was alone, not even a fly, it was really good luck, and after making sure it was safe, he squatted on the ground and secretly burst into laughter.

Of course, it is impossible to make no sound at all, there is still a little sound, but it can be ignored, if you have to describe it, it is a bit exaggerated to say that the sound is small like a fly, but it is still okay to use the bee as a metaphor.

What kind of place is this, this is at the door of the house, if the two tigresses and the two little tigers are alarmed, it will be terrible, this is the rhythm of pure death, and then it will be very happy and sad.

The washboard in the house doesn't seem to be useful lately, and there are already cobwebs in the corner, and I don't want to wipe it clean with my knees, which is really cruel, and I'm scared when I think about it.

Even if you want to wipe it clean, you have to lend it to your sister and make Song Dongye unlucky, right? If he is not unlucky, who is unlucky, he deserves to be unlucky, who calls him a big brother?

Every day, he is unreliable, he has brought himself badly, and he is not responsible, and he does not give himself a little compensation, and he knows that he is bragging, so it is better than being unlucky, right? There is a good saying: Dead friends do not die poor.

Laughing enough, laughing enough, laughing until my stomach hurts, laughing so much that I can't stand it, I should go home at this time, or it may be over.

Song Dongye, the eldest brother and boss, has been with him for so many years, and his urine is still clear, this person always has revenge, and if he can take revenge now, he will definitely not let go of the night.

If he pretended to call Luffy and said that he had returned, but he had been delayed for too long because of something, usually more than twenty minutes away, he would definitely not be able to eat and walk.

The consequences are very terrifying, I'd rather the earth explode, if you want to die, you have to die or everyone dies together, you can't care so much, otherwise you can't explain it clearly, it's too much of a loss, and you have to start kneeling on the washboard again.

He must not be allowed to succeed in his schemes, so let's hurry home, right? It's okay to leave it until tomorrow to laugh again, if it's all laughed today, how boring it is, sadness can be forgotten today, erased forever in your mind, but good mood can be left until tomorrow, to continue to be happy.