On the stage of life, we don't have to envy the position of others, we just need to play our own roles well.

There is no depth of the blue sky, there can be the elegance of white clouds; Without the magnificence of the sea, there can be the elegance of a stream.

As long as you have hope and pursue your dreams, you will be the most dazzling character in this drama of life!

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This time the battle, the time is longer than the last time, about an hour of time, the battle is quite violent, judging from the frequency of shaking between the bed and the ground, it is already dark and dark, blood is flowing like a river, corpses are everywhere, the battle continues to be white-hot, about to reach the *, about to divide the victory and defeat, just so trembling and shaking things ......!

But......! No, it's ......!

The moon has yin and yang, people have joys and sorrows, embarrassments and accidents, the two of them must be brothers, when they arrive, regardless of time and place, the only purpose of their existence is to make people embarrassed and uncomfortable.

God is always unsatisfying, sometimes he always makes a little joke with you, and it will be a particularly cold joke, which makes people cry and laugh without a clue, and will sigh: "Why is this so?" ”

The two people hiding in the bed, fighting until they were out of breath, and when the other was about to abandon his weapons and surrender, the accident always broke in at an inopportune time.

It will appear in front of you like a curious baby, making people helpless, especially embarrassed and speechless and more fucked, angry and want to vomit blood, and even have the mood to climb the wall.

"Bump!" With a bang, the door of the room was kicked open, and the shameless battle between Song Dongye and Wu Dingfang ended in an instant, and the big bed stopped shaking with the ground.

A voice sounded at the same time: "There is an earthquake, run!" Daddy and Mom, what are you two doing, are you two fighting, I'm going to sleep with you, I'm so scared! ”

The door of the room was kicked open by Situ Junwen, the little guy has a lot of strength, and he really can't underestimate her, it can be seen from this detail that she is also a little witch when she grows up, and she will definitely not be able to suffer, and the man who marries her will definitely be painful and happy, and will definitely be managed to death, and the family formed is destined to be a structure of female superiority and male inferiority.

The battle is too fierce, but you can imagine that the movement is a bit big, even the children who are sleeping are scared awake, I really don't know how to say them, although the exercise is good, but I don't know how to control it, what if the body collapses? There was a sudden silence in the room.

O newlyweds! How so? Too careless, right? Don't you know that there are children living together? If you want to fool around, don't control the movement within a certain range, let alone affect others, this is an immoral thing.

Now the ball is big, it's not easy to clean up, the two people are hiding in the bed, they don't dare to squeak, at the moment it's like being a thief and stealing is happy, but the master is back, and he is a powerful and strong boxing master.

"Are you out?"

"Why don't you go out first?"

"How can I get out like that? Is this too unsightly? ”

"Haven't I been the same as you, and everyone is the same?"

"How can it be the same? I'm a man, you're a woman? ”

"It seems to be the same!"

The two people hiding in the quilt, dark and dark, muttering, no one wants to go out first, no need to explain the special reason, whoever encounters this kind of thing will feel particularly embarrassed to death.

At the last moment, there was really no way, the two of them couldn't think of any other tricks, or Wu Dingfang compromised, because the gender determination must be her, slowly sticking his head out of the bed, Wu Dingfang wanted to speak but stopped.

Wu Dingfang still doesn't want to give up, after all, it hasn't reached the last moment, the child is still easy to deceive, maybe she will go back to her room to sleep by herself, or she is sleepwalking now.

Wu Dingfang turned on the flickering mode: "My dear little baby, obedient, good!" Why don't you go back first? Wait a while, Mom will go over and sleep with you, okay? ”

"No, I don't want that! I just want you to sleep with me now, or I'm in your bed now, sleeping with you, I'm afraid! Situ Junwen couldn't listen to the words at all now, he was really frightened this time, and children are not easy to fool, especially when they encounter this situation.

It's really this kid, why can't he listen? It's not in a channel at all, she didn't go in a word, does the cow have to have the same stubborn temper as the cow, this is really angry with the old lady, not considerate at all, and a white-eyed wolf when she grows up, usually such a smart person, why is he confused now?

There was laughter from inside the quilt, Song Dongye hid in the quilt, and burst into laughter uncontrollably, now Wu Dingfang was even more angry, and kicked Song Dongye with both feet, eager to kick him to death now and kick him under the bed.

After comforting his daughter for a while, he must let him lay on the floor, this is the final result of laughing at his wife, if he doesn't punish him severely, then he will pay it back in the future, won't he fly into the sky.

This is also a person who has no conscience, both of them have no conscience, they are both watching the old lady's jokes, why is the old lady's life so bitter, one or two big and small, they don't know how to be considerate.

I won't cook for them tomorrow, let them also come to serve the old lady, the big stir-fry and the small wash the vegetables, the big cook the rice and the small serve the rice, and enjoy the treatment of Lafayette.

Otherwise, they are too cheap, and they are cruel to themselves, and this family will become more and more difficult to manage in the future, their own position will be challenged, and the majesty of the leader will be lost.

It's really no way, it can only be like that, it's also good to fight for speed, it's a shame to be embarrassed, right? What is this, Wu Dingfang comforted himself in his heart.

The child is still young now, and what can he understand, but I just hope that in the future she will not say that she has leaked her mouth, if she really says that she has leaked her mouth and is tricked by others, it will really be a shame, and she will definitely be ashamed of herself.

Now I can only resign myself to fate, and I will talk about the future tomorrow! Maybe there will be unexpected good results the day after tomorrow, and it is possible to turn around, and you can't be too sad to be a man, be optimistic, and be poor and happy if you don't have money.

Slowly moved his body, moved to the edge of the bed, and secretly glanced at Situ Junwen, who was still standing at the door, Wu Dingfang brewed his emotions, adjusted his mood, and began to prepare, everything was ready, only the east wind was owed.

One, two, three, always ready.

The wind is coming, the wind is coming, (just imagine it, what kind of wind is there in the room, it's already December, only people with brain diseases forget to take medicine, they will open the window) Wu Dingfang began to act.

I saw that as soon as her feet hit the ground, the whole person was like a raccoon cat, rushing into the bathroom with her bare butt at a very fast speed, and Situ Junwen, who was still in a daze, did not react at all.

Song Dongye, who was still hiding in the quilt, only felt a trace of cold wind blowing into the quilt, and the temperature seemed to have dropped a lot, and his heart couldn't help shaking, and he couldn't help but run out of his nose.

That's what the hell is going on! This is simply a dark moment, and since then there has been experience, and people with children must have encountered a lot of such embarrassing things.

Wu Dingfang's speed was still very fast, and he didn't understand half a minute, so he came out of the bathroom in his pajamas, but his whole face was red.

"My little baby, Mommy loves you so much." Wu Dingfang walked to the door, squatted down in front of Situ Junwen and the others, and said insincerely, he was simply talking nonsense: "You are really good at picking time, and it is really the right time to pick." ”

"Mom, I'm really sleepy! Did you really have an earthquake just now, and it seems like you were screaming too loudly, right? I'm really scared if I'm going to sleep with you or if you're going to sleep with me. ”

Situ Junwen didn't answer Wu Dingfang's topic at all, her thinking was still on Mars, she couldn't get through at all, she was always moving, the signal was intermittent, I was in charge of my territory, and it was useless no matter how fertile it was.

After finishing speaking, Situ Junwen directly hugged his mother's head and leaned on her body, making a slight snoring sound, she actually fell asleep, Wu Dingfang was messy in the wind, and a thousand words were blocked in his heart.

I don't know what to say, and sure enough, she is worthy of being a female disciple of Zhu Bajie, saying that she will wake up when she wakes up, let her sleep and sleep, and she is here to rectify herself, is it really the teasing sent by Sun Dasheng, this is purely to be funny, this is really no one.

"Hurry up for the old lady, get out of here, right? What are you doing hiding in the quilt, shameless, waiting for food! But there's no snack! Want to have a late-night snack and go to the next life, right? ”

By. Do. is not up or down, and it is extremely uncomfortable; The woman really has nothing to say, Wu Dingfang is really angry, the raging flame is burning, you can't fix the baby's daughter, and you can't fix you, the culprit who lies in bed and steals fun, and you can turn the world upside down for the old lady, so I don't believe in that evil.

"I know, I'll get up right away."

Song Dongye got out of the quilt and replied while breathing in the fresh air.

At this time, it is best not to say anything, because women are unreasonable at this time, and the more they talk, the more wrong they will be, and silence is the best choice.

"But I'm still bare-bottomed? I'm embarrassed to get up naked, can you take your daughter away first, or I'll ....... ”

Song Dongye had to speak again.

"What are you, what nonsense, like a woman, it's too wordy! What kind of stinky problem is this, there is one of the parts on your body that I don't know, the old lady is rare! ”

Wu Dingfang replied domineeringly, then picked up his daughter and left.

Song Dongye was speechless, women are really unreasonable animals, why are they always so changeable, especially assertive women, they can't guess what they think in their hearts?

Headaches, nerve-wracking!