At the same time as Taishang Laojun's expression changed, Tony also closed his mouth.

He suddenly noticed that the old man opposite him seemed to have changed: from a pool of water to a vast ocean, which brought him endless pressure.

His face changed slightly, and he sneered: "Haha, I'm just joking, I know that these things are all rumors, how can the old gentleman be high-spirited, how can he do the ...... of abandoning and robbing people #wife from the beginning to the end." ”

"By the way, what else can the old gentleman just say?" He asked.

Taishang Laojun just looked at him calmly, and two whirlpools suddenly appeared in those plain eyes, and the whirlpools spun rapidly, making Tony's expression instantly dull, but quickly changed to become clear.

He opened his mouth and said, "I secretly drank Aunt Camille's bath water when I was six years old, and it tasted a little salty, not as good as she smelled......

"When I was seven years old, I spied on Sarah-sensei going to the toilet, and Sarah-sensei's ass was very white......"

His expression gradually became frightened, but his mouth was uncontrollable, and his voice became louder and louder, telling his own troubles: "I stole Aunt Marca's stockings***, and I was threatened by Uncle Sam......"

As he slowly spoke, several laboratory doors around him opened, and a group of scientists who had come in front of him looked at him curiously.

"I spied on Natasha taking a bath and was found ...... by her"

"I lied to Lena that I was good, but I could only hold on for two minutes......"

"Actually, I've stolen Hulk's urine, and the witch doctor said that he could gain indescribable abilities that were as powerful as his......"

When he said this, Qiao Mu couldn't bear to look at him directly: This guy is really heavy-tasted.

Orochimaru, who had been shrinking by the door, sighed, "It's really fun." ”

He turned his head to look inside the lab and shouted, "Dr. Banner, he's got you covered." ”

"What do you say about me?" Banner put down the test tube in his hand and asked curiously.

"He's drunk your pee." Orochimaru said calmly.

Banner: "......"

As all kinds of heavy taste fetishes were told by himself, Tony was about to cry.

And then......

Taishang Laojun fulfilled his wish.

With a "wow", he burst into tears.

When he wept bitterly and told that he wanted to change to a humanoid monster JJ, everyone around him laughed unscrupulously.

It wasn't until Tony's tears were about to dry that Taishang Laojun finally let go of his little spell.

Tony was still subconsciously saying this, and it wasn't until he stopped half a minute later that he felt his tongue dry and wanted to drink some water, that he realized it was over.

Looking at the indifferent Taishang Laojun and the smiling onlookers, he was so ashamed and wanted to leave.

But no matter what he does, he will not move in place.

"Boss." He looked at Qiao Mu with a crying voice.

Qiao Mu reached out to pat him on the shoulder and comfort this guy, suddenly thinking that this guy had drunk the Hulk's urine, he quickly withdrew his hand and said, "Don't mind, who has no secrets." ”

After thinking about it, Qiao Mu still kindly mentioned: "If you have special needs, you can find those people in the Alchemy Pharmaceutical Center, any incurable diseases will be a piece of cake for them." ”

"If you have some special fetishes, you can go to the security center and post a mission ......"

"That's right," Qiao Mu pointed to Taishang Laojun and said, "For now, Laojun can be called the No. 1 Alchemist in the Ten Thousand Worlds, as long as you sincerely ask for it, Laojun may not help you." ”

Tony wanted to cry without tears.

Taishang Laojun said lightly: "Isn't it just the inheritance of the ancestry?" The water of the Daughter Country and the Mother River can be easily solved. ”

Tony looked at him sadly, and when he saw the other person's look, he hurriedly lowered his head.

"Alright, let's take our new guests around," Qiao Mu smiled at Tony, "You're interested in your suit." ”

"I ......" Tony wanted to say a few cruel words, but when it came to his lips, it became "my honor".

Some of the people he teased or teased laughed narrowly.

This embarrassed Tony, but there was nothing he could do.

Probably out of fear, Tony's explanation this time was very thorough, along with some technical points of the Iron Man suit, but unfortunately Taishang Laojun, who had no basic technical support, did not know.

Rao is so, and he listens to it with relish.

Qiao Mu had nothing to do, so he stayed by his side.

After Tony finished speaking, Dr. Banner, who had long been curious about Taishang Laojun, began to talk about his research results.

His research focuses on Hulk itself.

He uses his intelligent assistant to collect Hulk's data characteristics and study its various properties, thus helping him and Hulk merge.

Since he can transform at will here, and use the tavern's energy to restore himself to normal, his research on the Hulk has also made considerable progress.

It's just that his research results did not usher in the interest of Taishang Laojun, including Orochimaru's "longevity technique" and various ninjutsu, which are too simple for Taishang Laojun.

And some of Taishang Laojun's casual advice benefited Dr. Banner and Orochimaru a lot.

Tony watched this scene silently, and the thoughts in his heart were self-evident.

Later, led by Tony, the trio visited other labs.

In every laboratory, Taishang Laojun would stay for a short time.

Obviously, except for biological sciences and other related disciplines, he is interested in the rest of the scientific research projects.

By the time he left the science and technology research and development center, Taishang Laojun was already full of longing.

Whether it was the results of scientific research or the research attitude of those scientists, it attracted him and reminded him of himself who had just discovered the path of cultivation in the past.

That kind of road that overcame thorns and thorns, even if I look back on it today, is an unforgettable memory.

Just when Taishang Laojun didn't know how to speak, he saw Qiao Mu speak first: "If Laojun is interested in these things, you might as well come and see them from time to time." ”

"Okay?" Taishang Laojun was a little surprised.

Qiao Mu nodded, hesitated slightly, and said, "It's just that you need to sign a contract." ”

"Contract?" Taishang Laojun hesitated.

Seeing his expression, Qiao Mu understood that it would be difficult for him to willingly join the Time and Space Tavern forever.

After hesitating for half a second, he gave up on the way he planned to treat the Buddha in the way he had been treated.

"There are two kinds of contracts, one is a permanent contract, dedicate everything to the Time and Space Tavern, and obtain the protection of the Time and Space Tavern," Qiao Mu looked at Taishang Laojun and said, "Even if you are in harmony with your body, you will retain your own consciousness existence!" ”

Seeing Taishang Laojun's expression, he gave up the last glimmer of hope and said: "The second is a short-term contract, which can be negotiated in detail according to your specific demands and the conditions you can bear. ”

"Can you talk about a short-term contract?" Taishang Laojun said.

"Of course." Qiao Mu nodded.

[Sorry, I still didn't hold it up yesterday, the flu is fierce, pay attention to your body, and try not to eat any azithromycin, it can simply abolish people!! 】