Chapter 707: Iron Man Gets Carried Away
In addition to being a little casual in life, Tony's biggest flaw is his "poisonous tongue".
An honest man like Dr. Banner is so angry that he wants to transform at every turn, and Orochimaru, who has a gloomy mind, wants to stick out his tongue several times......
"Hi, boss." Tony waved his hand at the arbor.
Looking at his disheveled appearance, Qiao Mu shook his head secretly, but didn't say anything.
Although this guy is casual, he used to care a lot about personal image. However, since serving as the chief scientist of the R&D Center of the Time Tavern, he has gradually become unkempt under the influence of the "sloppy" scientists around him.
Standing in the R&D building, every now and then you can see unkempt and disheveled scientists emerging from the laboratory.
If it weren't for the bright and clean solemn environment of this place, Arbor would have thought that this was some inconvenient place to describe.
It all comes down to the good environment that the Plane Tavern provides to these people.
Here, researchers of any discipline can get all the ultimate and safe environments according to their needs, and they can go to various mysterious worlds for a relaxing trip when they are tired of research.
If they can invent some best-selling products, they can bring them a lot of commissions, so that they can buy many incredible items, and even give them eternal life.
Therefore, these scientists who joined the Time Tavern were the most satisfied and excited.
……
After Tony and Qiao Mu signaled, they set their eyes on Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun was wearing a Taoist robe, his beard and hair were white, and his face was red and energetic.
"You're the guest Mr. Qiao said?" Tony asked.
Without waiting for the other to answer, he reached out and said, "I'm Tony?" Stark, nice to meet you. ”
His novel way of greeting made Taishang Laojun a little curious, but he didn't know how to deal with it.
This is not because Taishang Laojun is shallow, but because in the world of "The Return of the Great Sage", there is no such "handshake" way of greeting.
He just bowed his head lightly and said, "I am Taishang Laojun, you can also call me ......"
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Tony: "Oh, it turns out that you are the Taishang Laojun." ”
As he spoke, Tony withdrew his hand and subconsciously muttered, "Dirt buns." ”
Although his voice was very small, Taishang Laojun could hear it clearly, so that his expression was a little unpleasant.
After seeing the arbor on the side, he suppressed the unhappiness in his heart and said lightly: "Have you heard of my name?" ”
In his heart, he said: After hearing my name, you dare to do this, could it be that he is very powerful?
He looked closely, but saw that the other party's aura was vain, and he didn't look like a master.
"Could it be that he is deliberately hiding his strength?" Taishang Laojun was a little skeptical.
Tony heard the change in Taishang Laojun's tone, and knew that the other party heard the phrase "dirt bun", and secretly annoyed why he couldn't hold back.
When he mocked a monkey a few days ago, he was beaten up by the other party, which made him remember it vividly.
And about Taishang Laojun, judging from some information about the evil supplement, he should be a great big man.
As for how strong it is, in fact, he doesn't have a strong concept.
Scratching his head in embarrassment, Tony looked at Arbor.
Qiao Mu shrugged his shoulders, and instead of responding to Tony's hints, he had a bit of a wicked anticipation.
This majestic Iron Man in the world of "Avengers" is not less deflated in the tavern, but in the final analysis, he is too cheap.
"Let's teach him a lesson." Qiao Mu thought to himself.
Tony coughed lightly and said in his heart: The boss is in front of me, I can't lose in momentum, and I can't die anyway.
He raised his head, squinted at Taishang Laojun, and said, "I heard that you are the same as Cao Cao?" ”
"Who is Cao Cao?" Taishang Laojun said curiously.
"An ancient king of China." Tony said.
"Where is he like me?" Taishang Laojun asked.
Tony glanced at Qiao Mu quietly, and then turned his head to Taishang Laojun and said seriously: "Fun (anti-harmony) wife." ”
Qiao Mu almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
In the laboratory next to him, the crack in the door that cracked slightly suddenly expanded, and Orochimaru poked his head out and said, "What are you talking about?" ”
Tony saw that Taishang Laojun's face changed slightly but did not speak, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then pointed at Taishang Laojun triumphantly and said, "You're talking about this old gentleman, don't you know?" ”
He put his hand in the pocket of his pajamas, leaned against the wall, and according to some gossip he heard, he said: "I heard that he and the Bull Demon King's wife, Princess Iron Fan, have a leg, and gave the banana fan to the other party as a love token, and gave birth to a red child, but he abandoned it in chaos......
"The poor old cow knew that he was cuckolded, but he was afraid of the identity of the old gentleman and didn't dare to speak, so he could only sneak around to find a junior to vent his grievances......"
"Eh, by the way, what is the relationship between the Bull Demon King and your green cow, brother?" Tony suddenly thought of the rumors about Taishang Laojun, and said, "I rode other people's brothers, and I also rode other people's wives, the old gentleman is a bit too much." ”
Qiao Mu stood aside, and when he saw Taishang Laojun's face that had changed from red to blue and then to jet black, he couldn't help coughing, so as to remind Tony not to get carried away.
Tony heard Qiao Mu's cough and looked at him with some confusion.
Qiao Mu looked at him indifferently, and secretly thought: If Lao Jun wants to beat this guy, let him go, he can't be killed anyway, well, wooing Lao Jun is a higher priority.
Unable to see what Qiao Mu meant, Tony glanced at Taishang Laojun proudly, and continued: "By the way, why did you break up with Princess Iron Fan?" Aren't Taoist priests not allowed to take wives? ”
Qiao Mu raised his head, and said in his heart that this guy really didn't know anything, and he didn't know what he was watching.
It is true, Tony is a good scientist, but he has no talent or hobby in history, and there is information about Taishang Laojun that he has collected from the earth.
As the chief scientist of the R&D center, he has more authority and can therefore collect more resources from the earth.
It's a pity that he doesn't have much interest in history and culture, but is very curious about all kinds of gossip, so he doesn't know much about the essence of Taishang Laojun.
His repeated offenses had already made Taishang Laojun very angry.
He's not a little kitten without claws, and he's not really that kind.
When facing Sun Wukong, he is more of the kind of tolerance that the elders look at the younger generations; In the face of arbor, it is the instinctive awe of the higher level of beings.
As for Tony......
He doesn't have the capital to make Taishang Laojun tolerate or be in awe.
"Mr. Qiao." Taishang Laojun looked at Qiao Mu.
"Please." "But Mr. Stark is the chief scientist of the R&D center, and we need him to lead the way." ”
Taishang Laojun nodded, and when he looked at Tony again, his expression became stern.