Chapter Twenty-Six: Chunming Doesn't Know
I don't know when I sleep in spring, and I smell birds everywhere.
The sound of wind and rain at night, how much do you know about the flowers?
On the bed, Wei Yanji was in a deep sleep, with a faint smile on his face, and his lips twitched from time to time.
The early bird has worms to eat, and when it is full, it lands on the branches, chirping non-stop, as if to call: those who are still sleeping in bed can get up! The sun is almost scorching your ass.
It should have woken up, Wei Yanji opened his mouth wide, let out a breath hard, rubbed his eyes with his hands, slowly opened his eyes, looked at the ceiling blankly, blinked his eyes a few times, and a few tears quietly flowed out.
After a while, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, turned his head sideways, and the person next to the pillow was long gone, and the god sent his hand into the blanket, which still had a weak residual warmth.
Sitting up and leaning on the head of the bed, the curtains had already been opened, and the sunlight shone in unceremoniously, looking at the blue sky, white clouds and green mountains in the distance through the window, Wei Yanji's heart fluttered.
Yesterday's clothes are long gone, and they must have been tumbling in the washing machine; On the bedside table, the clothes to be worn today have already been neatly placed there, with shirts and shorts including underwear, Wei Yanji was at a loss, a little overwhelmed, it should be that he has not yet adapted to the habit of living at home.
Coming back to his senses, Wei Yanji pinched his nose with his hand, laughed stupidly, should have figured it out, jumped out of bed, happily put on his clothes, and sang a rhythmic tune in his mouth.
After dressing, Wei Yanji opened the door of the room energetically, and the furnishings on the dining table made his eyes light up, and his heart flew even more, with fried dough sticks, steamed buns, steamed buns, flower rolls, mille-feuille cakes and other breakfasts, as well as five large cups of steaming soy milk.
Wu Dingfang walked out of the bathroom, looked up and saw Wei Yanji standing at the door of the bedroom in a daze, grabbing the doorknob with one hand and forgetting to close the door, so he coughed lightly twice, and said with a smile: "What are you doing standing there stupidly, what are you stunned, hurry up and wash up, I have already called, my eldest brother and sister-in-law are about to come over for breakfast, I can't let people come over and wait for a while for your old man, hurry up." ”
Wei Yanji, who fell into a short blank mind and was in a daze of thoughts, came to his senses, laughed a little embarrassedly, and shamelessly played with his lips, and joked: "Obey, Your Excellency, you must be washed and cleaned, and I will ensure that you are satisfied and your tongue will be happy." ”
"Nasty, what are you talking about!" Now it was Wu Dingfang's turn to blush, gave Wei Yanji a full of hygienic eyes, and hurriedly ran to Situ Junwen's room to dig up his daughter who had recently become fatten, the female disciple of Zhu Bajie's one hundred and eighth generation, and then lay in bed and didn't exercise, but he really became a pig.
"Hah! Ha! Ha! ”
Wei Yanji laughed happily, like a big red rooster who had won a battle, his momentum was like a rainbow, he was arrogant, and he was majestic, and he walked to the bathroom all the time, and he walked with the wind.
"Mom, let me sleep a little longer, won't you?"
"No, I'm sleepy, I need to sleep a little longer?"
No matter how hard he tried to catch Situ Junwen, even if he lifted the blanket off, the little guy would pull it back, cover his head and then fall asleep and have a sweet dream, there was really no way, so Wu Dingfang had to come to the real trick and use the last killer move, shouting and saying: "It's breakfast, it's late, I don't have to eat." ”
A trick is a trick, a killer trick is a good trick, the power is huge, and the effect is amazing.
Before Wu Dingfang's words fell, Situ Junwen stood up with a 'whoosh', grabbed the clothes beside the bed and put them on his body, his movements were clean and neat, as skillful as flowing water, and his mouth was still full of blame: "Why didn't you say it earlier." ”
It's not helped, it's all other people who are wrong, the young are like this, and when they grow up, they have to correct this stinky problem, otherwise she will suffer in the end, misleading others and herself.
Ding dong! Ding dong! The doorbell rang, and the door opened again.
"Big brother and sister-in-law, you're here!" Wei Yanji's greeting sounded in the living room, and Wu Dingfang hurriedly put on his clothes and said, "Hurry up, your uncle and aunt have already come, you are still grinding, and you are not polite at all." ”
"How can you blame me for this! Obviously, I have already dressed myself just now, but you yourself are not satisfied with it, so you have to put it on again for me, so it has been dragged until now, how can you be so unreasonable as adults. Situ Junwen pouted and said as if it was none of my business.
How could this child be like this? Who did you learn it from, where did you learn it, and the quibbling truth is slippery, Wu Dingfang's heart is full of questions, and he is so full of laughter that he can't laugh or cry, reviewing himself, he doesn't seem to have been like this when he was a child, is it inherited from his father, and it's not right? His father has been a good baby since he was a child.
Forget it, think too much, find an opportunity to rectify her fiercely in the future, and deal with the things in front of you first, so I said angrily: "Okay, even if you children are reasonable, it's all our adults' fault, it's okay!" ”
"What! That's how it is. Situ Junwen said unconvinced.
"What about my brother and sister? Why didn't you see her, where was she? Liu Fenfang's voice came in, and it happened that Wu Dingfang also dressed Situ Junwen.
"She's dressing Junwen in the room, it should be almost ready." Wei Yanji in the living room explained.
"Uncle and aunt, I miss you so much! Good morning. ”
As soon as Wu Dingfang hugged Situ Junwen out of the bedroom, the little pony spirit preemptively said sweetly, defeated, she was really quite speechless, this daughter really didn't know how to say it.
Scold! Scold! Scold!
Wei Yanan and his wife were both amused, and Liu Fenfang said happily: "It's still my little baby, and I know how to be the most polite." ”
Situ Junwen's greeting was sweet to the depths of their hearts, and the horse's ass was slapped on the horse's ass accurately.
Seeing Wei Yanan and his wife sitting on the sofa, Wu Dingfang said to Wei Yanji a little blamed: "Yanji, how can you let the eldest brother and sister-in-law sit there?" Hurry up and let them go to breakfast first? ”
"It's okay! It's okay! ”
"No hurry! No hurry! ”
"When a family eats together around a table, they can have a long time and be happy." Wei Yanan and his wife hurriedly said.
Seeing this situation, Wu Dingfang was no longer reluctant to go down, and it was not interesting to go down, so he had to say: "That's okay, then you wait a little longer, I'll take the child to wash his face and brush his teeth." ”
"Yes!"
"As it should be!"
Standing at the dining table, looking at the neatly placed breakfast on the table, Wei Yanan said: "My brother and sister have prepared so richly, they have been eating for a long time, I haven't enjoyed the taste of breakfast at home, just looking at my stomach is full, your sister-in-law has not prepared breakfast like this for several years, she eats out every morning, and most of the nearby breakfast restaurants have been eaten, and I am tired of eating." ”
"You're full just looking at it, so don't eat it, go back to the couch and sit down." Liu Fenfang filled the table with a variety of brocades, pleasing to the eye, and did not shake off Wei Yanan, and said without giving a trace of face: "What's the drop, what can you do to me!" ”
"Alas!"
Wei Yanan shook his head, and didn't want to say a word, because he knew that if he continued to entangle, in the end, he would lose, and what was even more sad was that he would have to apologize to her. Then the gains outweigh the losses, so in order not to bring humiliation on yourself, reduce losses, and save saliva, it is better to open your mouth less.
Seeing that the eldest brother and sister-in-law were bickering, the two looked at each other, shook their heads helplessly and smiled bitterly, Wu Dingfang spoke first: "Big brother and sister-in-law, let's sit down and eat breakfast first, right?" Otherwise, it's time for lunch. ”
"That's right! Yes! Big brother and sister-in-law, let's have breakfast first, right? You're not hungry, Junwen is hungry? Wei Yanji also spoke.
"Good women don't fight with men, for the sake of my younger siblings, I'll spare him once and let him go." Liu Fenfang said proudly: "Your eldest brother! He is too angry, how many years, I am invincible to him, lonely as snow, but I can't be defeated, don't say it, if you talk too much, there is a suspicion that the princess sells melons and boasts, this habit is not good to change, today's grievances with your eldest brother end here, then let's sit down and have breakfast, right? . ”
Wei Yanan was completely defeated, and he had goosebumps all over his body when he heard it, but fortunately he had the foresight to admit defeat in advance, otherwise he would be endlessly entangled and annoying.
"This soy milk tastes really good, my brother and sister grind it themselves, right?" Liu Fenfang asked.
"Yes, sister-in-law, when I bought electrical appliances that day, I saw that there was a fully automatic self-grinding soymilk machine, so I thought about buying one back, right? It's good to grind a cup of soy milk and drink it in the morning, so I bought it back. Wu Dingfang replied truthfully.
Looking at Wei Yanan, who was sitting there, quietly eating and drinking soy milk early, Liu Fenfang inexplicably wanted to say something, not vomiting or being happy, and always felt uncomfortable, so he knocked on the table and said: "Comrade Wei Yanan, don't patronize and enjoy, give some evaluation, for example, how does this soy milk taste." ”
Wei Yanan, who was enjoying the morning in the United States, raised his head and looked confused, who is provoked again, I want to be a little teaser quietly, I want to eat a good breakfast and not be let go, I must have done evil in my last life, so God will send this mother-in-law to torture herself, so I had to say helplessly: "The soy milk I grind at home must be pure in taste, rich in bean flavor, of course it is delicious." ”
"The evaluation is good, it is all reasonable, and finally the ivory came out of the dog's mouth, and I decided." Liu Fenfang suddenly said loudly, scaring everyone: "In the future, I will have breakfast at my brother and sister's place on 135, I will have breakfast at the 'Longji' wonton restaurant on 246, and I will invite you to eat my own breakfast at home for breakfast on Sunday, how about it, no opinion?" It's okay if you don't speak, then you will be acquiesced, and the unanimous vote will be passed, and everyone will applaud. ”
"Good! All right! Situ Junwen, who was still eating flower rolls in his mouth, was the first to applaud.
"Little one, my aunt really likes you more and more." Wu Fenfang said happily.
"It's good if you're happy!" Wei Yanan also applauded.
Do the remaining two have a choice? Also applauded.