After enjoying breakfast and cleaning up, the family chatted happily together, all kinds of jokes, talking about what came to mind, the atmosphere was pleasant and happy.

The beginning was pleasant, but the end was speechless, chatting and mentioning the topic of breakfast, Wei Yanan said inadvertently: "From now on, with the breakfast prepared by my younger brother and sister, the 'Longji' wonton noodles downstairs will have a lot less turnover." ”

It was because of these words that Liu Fenfang was furious, stood up and pointed at Wei Yanan's nose, and said, "Old guy, what do you mean, are you sarcastic about me?" Pointing to Sang and scolding Huai, he has become more and more educated, and he honestly explains where he learned it, and he usually doesn't see you turn over a book, and the level of speaking has gradually improved, and if you don't scold people with dirty words, you are amazing. ”

Wei Yanji and Wu Dingfang were short of words, so they shook their heads helplessly, so they had to sit quietly on the side, silently enjoying the incomparably wonderful bickering performances of the eldest brother and sister-in-law.

Wei Yanan is a good-tempered man, he has been married to Liu Fenfang for more than 20 years, and he has never quarreled, let alone a husband and wife fight.

The two of them have been living for more than 20 years, basically fighting every day, fighting and fighting, but the feelings are getting deeper and deeper, so the children of the two of them are at ease with them, sometimes as a man also has impulses, the rabbit will bite when he is anxious, and Wei Yanan is anxious, don't be afraid, he won't bite, and he will just shout a few loudly, but no matter how loud he shouts, it is useless, sometimes the gains outweigh the losses, Liu Fenfang was angry, and he had to kneel down to admit his mistakes, and the strange voice was too loud to scare him, The husband and wife are now inseparable from each other.

For example: the time for the two of them to have lunch and dinner is generally before twelve o'clock and before six o'clock, if it exceeds this time, Wei Yanan has not come back to eat, Liu Fenfang will be restless and anxious, on the contrary, if it is more than ten o'clock in the evening, Liu Fenfang has not come back to the square dance in the park, Wei Yanan will go out to find her.

In a word, the hobby of the two of them is well-known, and no one knows it, and the final result ends with Wei Yan'an's defeat without exception, so he has a nickname called "wife's slave" and has become the object of contempt for all men, but Wei Yanan doesn't care, when he talks about the nickname "wife's slave", he will be full of red face and full of interest, because in his heart, "wife's slave" is a compliment.

When the bickering was over and was about to be disbanded, Wu Dingfang took Liu Fenfang's hand and said, "Sister-in-law, I have something to ask you about today." ”

"Say? What's the matter, it's all a family, and it's too polite to see the outside. Liu Fenfang said with a smile on her face.

"That's right." Wu Dingfang's face suddenly turned red, and he began to become embarrassed The little woman got up, his voice became much quieter, and he said: "This is not living with Yanji, living under the same roof, I want to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with him to register and get a certificate, and be his wife reasonably and legally." ”

"Good! ……。 Liu Fenfang instantly raised her voice to continue, but was interrupted by a 'bang', and all the people looked at the source of the sound in unison, and then laughed, because Wei Yanji hit the wall, covering his nose with one hand, blood flowing, and his hands were full of blood, looking at everyone with an embarrassed face.

Wu Dingfang ran to the bathroom while laughing, took out a wet towel, let Wei Yanji lie on the sofa and tilt his head upward, carefully wipe his nosebleed, and couldn't help but smile and said, "You're too careless, aren't you?" ”

Wei Yanji grinned in pain, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, his face was flushed, and he was speechless.

"Old man, we should go at this point." Liu Fenfang hugged Situ Junwen, who was still inexplicable and confused, and said to Wei Yanan: "It's broad daylight, we don't need light bulbs, we are superfluous, don't hinder the little couple here to show affection, maybe in a year, your old Wei family will add Ding again." ”

"Old woman, this sentence is so right, I listen to it both refreshing and transparent, just like eating a bowl of frozen fungus lotus seed soup sugar water, comfortable and cold and sweet to the heart, go, Junwen, today Uncle will take you to the playground to play, have a good time." After Wei Yanan finished speaking, he opened the door and left, without a trace of mud and water.

After the man was gone, there were only two embarrassed people left, one gently and carefully wiping, and the other continued to grin and pain.

"Is it better now?" Wu Dingfang looked at Wei Yanji's nose, which had turned red because of his injury, resisted the urge to burst into laughter, and whispered, "Do you want to go today?" ”

Wei Yanji gritted his teeth and inhaled, probably because of the pain, the left side of his face, constantly shaking, said painfully: "Why didn't you tell me in advance, I hit the wall as soon as I was excited, it's embarrassing, but it's okay, it can make me unforgettable for the rest of my life, always remember this day, I am not in pain and happy." After speaking, Wei Yanji laughed but it was tragic again, and once again pulled the painful nerve, and gasped heavily.

Seeing Wei Yanji's painful appearance, the inexplicable Wu Dingfang's heart seemed to ache too, he hated this feeling, so he said: "Otherwise, we won't go to register today, you can rest at home and go tomorrow." ”

"Go, go today, this kind of thing should be done as soon as possible, what is the pain of this point, tomorrow after tomorrow, tomorrow is so much, today's things are today, teachers taught this when we were children, we must remember it firmly." Wei Yanji was like a popeye eating spinach, he was instantly full of energy, resurrected with full blood, and sat up from the sofa with a 'whoosh', with an astonishing speed, and said loudly: "As long as I don't touch my nose, I'll be fine." ”

Walking out of the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Wei Yanji and Wu Dingfang each held a red marriage registration book in their hands, but the expressions on their faces were different.

It can be seen from the expression on Wei Yanjile's flowering face that his mood at this moment must be that I am beautiful; Wu Dingfang was expressionless, lowered his head and looked at Wei Yanji's heels and followed silently, looking preoccupied.

Wei Yanji turned his head, glanced at Wu Dingfang, who was frowning, thought about it, smiled slightly, raised the corners of his mouth, and gasped again, unluckily pulled the painful nerve again, opened the zipper of the satchel, solemnly put the wedding book in, sealed the mouth of the satchel, glanced left and right, turned around suddenly, covered his ears and couldn't catch the speed of lightning, picked up Wu Dingfang and ran, and startled the people who were about to go in to do errands and those who had already done good things and wanted to come out, when they saw the red book in the girl's hand, They all smiled knowingly.

"What are you doing, such a big person, in front of the public, how embarrassing it is to do this kind of thing." The person who was scared the most, of course, was the person who was hugged, Wu Dingfang, who came back to his senses, forgot about the struggle, and glanced at the passers-by who came and went with red faces, slightly hot, and lowered his head shyly.

In the park, there is an old banyan tree with a huge crown, the hot sunlight is isolated, in the hot weather, hundreds of millions of creatures in the world have left a cool place, under the old banyan tree, there are a few chairs made of bluestone for people to take a cool rest, along the huge body of the old banyan tree in a circle, Wei Yanji and Wu Dingfang sat on a stone chair in it, both of them sat there silently without saying a word.

Wei Yanji had a silly smile on his face, took the red wedding book, and looked at it over and over again in his hand, as if there was a secret hidden on it, and he was studying it with great interest; Wu Dingfang is still expressionless, but the red tide on his face has not receded, it is still red, and he looks sad, I don't know whether it is sad or sorrowful, his black eyes are staring straight ahead, he is engrossed, his eyes are not taking his eyes off, under the scorching sun, there are still many butterflies flying on the grass.

Unconsciously, time slipped away quietly, and the heartless Wei Yanji actually fell asleep on Wu Dingfang's shoulder, with a cheap smile on his face, and he could laugh from time to time.

Syllable!

Wei Yanji, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly slapped himself, woke himself up, shook his head and exhaled, opened his palm to see that there was a mosquito corpse in the middle of his palm.

Poor mosquito, sad fate, just found delicious food, and when he wanted to enjoy a beautiful meal, he was slapped to death before he was full, and his death was miserable.

"It hurts!" Wei Yanji, who woke up, habitually pinched his nose, pinched out the nosebleed again, exclaimed in pain, and hurriedly turned sideways, not letting Wu Dingfang see it, otherwise it would be too big.

"Turn around and sit down." Wu Dingfang suddenly stopped smiling again, and said seriously in a voice without the slightest emotion.

"Okay, but you'll have to give me some tissues first." Wei Yanji endured the pain and said.

"Here you go!" Wu Dingfang opened the bag, took out a pack of tissues, handed it to Wei Yanji, and said.

After stopping the nosebleed, Wei Yanji obediently turned around and sat honestly with his head down, just like he had done something wrong when he was a child and was punished by his teacher.

"You should know that this is not the first time I have received a marriage license." Wu Dingfang said calmly with his mouth open.

"I know!" Wei Yanji also replied in a calm tone.

"Then do you know, plus the marriage certificate in my hand, there are three more at my father's place, and there are four in total." Wu Dingfang continued: "If you regret it, there is still more than an hour before the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau get off work, and we can go and replace the red notebook with a blue one." ”

"I know all of that, but I don't-care." Wei Yanji's heart was like water, and he said seriously word by word.

Wu Dingfang stared intently at Wei Yanji's eyes, but unfortunately, Wei Yanji was defeated in a few seconds, and he unconsciously lowered his head, having the potential to develop in the direction of his brother.

Wu Dingfang smiled again, took Wei Yanji's hand and stood up, and said, "Fool, let's go home, shall we?" ”