37 Group Chats

After cleaning up the room, Bujan called Yanxi and Guozi and told them that he was at home.

When Guozi received the call from Buran, she was having dinner at Yu's house, and she hurriedly hung up after saying a few words.

At the dinner table, Yan's mother reminded Yanxi several times to add vegetables to the fruit, but Yanbei was a little unhappy, put down her chopsticks and pouted and refused to eat by herself.

Yan's mother hurriedly comforted him: "Okay, okay, Yanbei will add vegetables to the fruit, okay?"

Yan Bei was happy, and carefully sandwiched a piece of braised pork into Li Qingguo's bowl. The fruit smiled, and also gave Yanbei a chopstick dish, Yanbei's face turned red, and he didn't look up at the fruit shyly.

provoked Yanxi, Yan's mother, grandmother and others couldn't help laughing.

Grandma actually quipped: "Xiaobei, do you like fruits?"

Yan Bei's head was about to be stuffed under the table, but he heard him slowly spit out two words from under the table: "I like it." ”

Li Qingguo, who is usually very arrogant, saw this situation, and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. Buried his head and took a few bites of food in his mouth...... glanced at Yanxi again and found that he was also laughing. She was so embarrassed that she blushed...... I thought to myself, it was a mistake to come to Yu's house for dinner today!

Yan's mother said: "Qingguo, Yanbei is just a child, don't be embarrassed." The fruit grinned and said, "Auntie, I'm fine." ”

But as soon as Yan's mother said something, Yanbei was unhappy again, and shouted loudly: "I'm not a child, I'm an adult!"

The grandmother hurriedly comforted her grandson: "Xiaobei is not a child anymore, and he has to marry a daughter-in-law, right?" ”

Everyone did not refute Grandma's words, and Yan Bei was willing to pick up the dishes and chopsticks.

Li Qingguo, who ate one meal, felt like a century had passed, and she swore that she would never go to the Yu family to eat and drink again, the old grandmother of the Yu family was really annoying...... When she was a child, she obviously said that she and Yanxi were going to order a baby kiss or something, so that when she was five or six years old, she always felt that Yanxi was her little boyfriend, and now she has grown into the age of "waiting for the word boudoir", this grandmother Yu's memory is really poor, and she has forgotten everything about her words more than ten years ago, but she began to make fun of Yanbei and her, these old people are not responsible at all! She's really drunk......

Watching TV boredly at home, feeling hungry, she ran to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles for herself, and deliberately lay two eggs, one beaten into egg flowers, and the other was poached eggs. When I was a child and wanted to eat noodles when I had a cold, Aunt Lin, the nanny, would cook her such a bowl of steaming noodles to eat.

While sitting on the sofa and eating noodles, while chasing American dramas and swiping her mobile phone to watch the news in the dormitory group, she suddenly felt unprecedentedly steady, the original feeling of home is completely different from the feeling of "sending people under the fence", although Guo's father and mother have taken great care of her these days, and Guozi has never treated her as an outsider, but living under other people's roofs always has a little more scruples and courtesies, but she still has to enjoy this bit of casual comfort in the snail home.

Luo Shan and Wan Chunni have been in the group @ She is countless, for the onlookers who only express their love in the group after the holiday, they have been unbearable to the extent that they keep throwing shoes and hating to peel off the skin.

"Red envelopes! Send out red envelopes!"

"If you just express love, you will be banned!"

"If you don't speak, you'll be kicked out of the group!"

"Those who don't speak and don't send red envelopes curse her to die if she talks about a boyfriend."

Shan and Xiao Nizi's insults dominated the screen, and Bu Yan snorted coldly, "Cut, forbidden?" Kick the group? It doesn't look at who the administrator is, and it will be disbanded when it chirps and feeds. I'm the group leader, and I'm in charge. ”

Xiao Nizi sent a lewd expression of Rabbit Keith licking the boss's feet, indicating her submission and loyalty to the group leader. But then the two of them brazenly continued to blackmail, "Bring the red envelope, otherwise the evidence of your YY in the middle of the night will be revealed to the world at the beginning of school!" ","Without red envelopes, all the bad habits of the group owner will be gossiped to the suitors around them, so that they will love the group owner and stay away! ”

Bu Ran was helpless to send a small red envelope to appease the two of them, suddenly, a big red envelope fell from the sky, it turned out that Qu Xiang, who was never bubbling, suddenly came out to "cheat the corpse", she actually sent a 666 big red envelope per capita of 222, and the three people who grabbed the red envelope were like holding a hot potato, and they all said that they wanted to return it, Xiangxiang must have misoperated.

Xiao Nizi: "Xiangxiang, was your mobile phone used by your brother to estimate you?" ”

Luo Shan: "Xiang, we can't stand it if you don't talk and only smash red envelopes!" ”

The monk who was also a little bit confused asked: "No matter how much you pay respect to the group leader, you can't send red envelopes for the group leader, Xiangxiang, you say, which of the previous curses did you fall into?" ”

Xiao Nizi hurriedly answered: "Xiang, which one is YY at night?" ”

Shan also said mischievously: "I must have a boyfriend, I'm afraid of dying~"

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After two minutes of discussion on red envelopes, Qu Xiang finally couldn't resist speaking: "I have good news, I want to share it with you, but I can't express it after being separated by 108,000 miles, so I can only help with red envelopes, so please rest assured and boldly accept it!" ”

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief at this time, "Oh, Soga ......", but Qu Xiang has the spirit of taking the initiative to send red envelopes when there is a happy event, in addition to being too worthy of praise, should it be better to officially announce the content of the news first, only give money and don't talk about things, this is too little to give red envelopes face!

But Qu Xiang was talking in the group, but after all, he didn't say why he came to eat, he just said: "It's a good thing, it's hard to say, let's talk about it at a meeting!"

Buyan said helplessly: "It doesn't seem to be a good thing to describe in a word, right?"

Shan and Xiao Nizi answered: "Correct solution!"

However, Qu Xiang only said: I'm busy, you talk.

There were only three people left in the group who were bored and talking, Luo Shan said, tell you a joke, my cousin sent me a message a few days ago, asking: "Say what is the most hurtful sentence of the person you love the most?"

Xiao Nizi replied: "I won't reconcile with you for three lives and thirty years, and I will be thirty-three days!"

Bu Yan asked: "Chunni, is it too much for Fat Di to say this to you?"

Xiao Nizi said, "No, I told him this sentence."

Unstained: "Ah, you are the head of the feminist world!"

Luo Shan said angrily: "You two don't talk about off-topic, okay, don't stain, what about your answer?"

Buran: "What's the answer?"

Chunni: "She asked us, tell me what you said the deepest sentence about the person you love the most?"

Don't worry for a moment: "I don't know."

This answer provoked Luo Shan and Chun Ni to despise him. Luo Shan said, "Guess what my cousin said: You went in?"

Bujan asked, "What do you mean?"

And Chunni seemed to have an epiphany and sent four big characters to laugh at the old lady......

Luo Shan and Chunni said one after another, the sentence "what does it mean" is obviously pretending to be pure!

Buran said aggrievedly, "Shan, are you sure this is a joke?" ”

Xiao Nizi hurriedly answered: "Huang Duanzi uses jokes to cover up, I suspect that you are your cousin's true words!" ”

Luo Shan: "My cousin has never really loved anyone, what kind of person she loves the most, it must be a cold joke heard somewhere!" ”

Seeing the three words of Huang Duanzi, Bu Ran seemed to understand something...... I silently said in my heart: These two goddesses are simply too dirty......