Since the United States of America developed the world's first nuclear weapon, the "Little Boy", in the late forties of the last century, all countries in the world have begun to possess nuclear forces, and the development of nuclear science and technology has also changed with each passing day. China's nuclear technology is at the top of the world, and its proud work is a hydrogen bomb called "Flying Hunan People". This nuclear bomb, once detonated, would be enough to destroy the entire Pacific Ocean.

——From the 2020 edition of "Military History"

On August 28, the United States of America offered China to buy the "flying Hunanese" and promised to exchange it for the same value. Because the conditions proposed by the United States of America were too tempting, with land, dollars, and technology, the parliament finally decided that Defense Minister Wu Yuan would go to the United States of America with the detonating button for detailed negotiations, and if the negotiations were successful, the button would be handed over.

For terrorists, this is simply a good opportunity to get off the hook, so the military sent a division of troops, with the strong cooperation of the special case team and SCP to escort the "flying Hunan people", the scene is spectacular and the security is unprecedented.

But such a large lineup can only stop the terrorists who have a 99 percent chance of intercepting, and it is very weak against the other one percent.

Because of the one percent of the force, the name is "the international bigwig force." ”

But this time, the forces of the international bigwigs did not make a move, and there was only one person and a few of his companions. That's right, he is......

The Minister of Defense was holding a box and listening to "justlikeanimals, animals, likeanimals", when the lights of the plane suddenly dimmed, and the sound of fighting came from the first few cabins.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the Minister of Defense immediately fled to the cabin where the special case team was located with the suitcase. As soon as the people behind heard "justlikeanimals", they immediately rushed forward and bumped into the panicked Minister of Defense Wu Yuan.

"How's it up ahead?" Liu Nanjing immediately asked. The Minister of Defense breathlessly said: "They ...... They fought in front......" and then immediately added fuel and vinegar: "That man called himself Long Aotian, and he was an enemy of a thousand, and his skills were extraordinary, and he kicked and killed more than a dozen people with one kick......"

It's a pity that the special case team didn't have time to listen to his nonsense. The six men rushed to the front of the cabin, only to see an old friend, Phoneguy, who was riding on a bodyguard and beating him.

"Yo, everyone is here, so let's blow it up together!" With that, a grenade was thrown.

- Grenades? Liu Nanjing was a little puzzled, because this was not phoneguy's style, but he didn't think about it, and immediately fell to the ground.

But when they knew that the grenade had exploded, they realized that it wasn't a grenade – it was a smoke bomb! "Be careful! ......" Liu Nanjing shouted, but before he could finish speaking, he was punched in the face and fell to the ground.

By the time the smoke cleared, Phoneguy had already run to the back of the cabin.

An imperceptible smile appeared on Liu Nanjing's face.

Phoneguy is still running, and the sound of "justlikeanimals" is getting closer. Suddenly, the front cabin door closed - not an ordinary door, but a titanium one.

Phoneguy was shocked, and when he looked back, the special case team that was chasing after him had caught up. The desperate phoneguy hurriedly fired a few shots behind him, and the six members of the task force flashed to the left and right sides of the compartment door.

Xiao Mo may have drunk a little wine before getting on the plane, and was just stepped on hard by phoneguy (I don't know if it was intentional), and now he is angry again, and rushing up is a shot.

That shot shattered the phone on Phoneguy's head.

In amazement, the crowd saw his eyes peeking through the cracks of the broken phone. It was an eye that shone red with anger. Liu Nanjing stared at this eye carefully.

So familiar.

Phoneguy immediately fired three shots in a row, one of which hit Xiao Mo, who was drunk and crazy, but fortunately it only hit the thigh and was fine.

Phoneguy shouted, "Boys, I'm not going to play with you, I'm going first!" With that, he opened the cabin door, jumped through it, and disappeared under the clouds.

"Hahahahaha!" Lin Rui laughed and said, "Directly below us is the Pacific Ocean, even if he has a parachute, he will definitely die!" ”

It's a pity that Lin Rui was wrong again.

Finally, the plane arrived in the United States of America.

The special case team pulled the trembling Wu Yuan out of the plane, and a cleaning team immediately rushed onto the plane to clean up the body.

Because the detonation button was soaked with the minister's urine, the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, vomited and had to give up the deal. However, in order to allow the Secretary of Defense to safely carry the detonation button back home, Trump still sent two personal bodyguards and hundreds of US police guards. These two personal bodyguards are both extraordinary martial arts, one of them is named Director Ao, who is 100% known for blocking Trump's bullets, and seems to be immortal: and the other is even more mysterious, he calls himself Ye Liangchen, a Chinese-American, strong in martial arts, and Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian are called "real little three masters", and it is said that he also has a very famous mother named Ye Kui......

(Note: Zhao Ritian, a legendary figure in the first war of the police and bandits, once assisted Jiang Ping in the battle against the Jianghu boss Ye Kui and made Jiang Ping a new generation of international bosses, and then rebelled against the Ge Linxiao military to defeat Jiang Ping. Later, Lin Xiaojun was contained by SCP, and Zhao Ritian disappeared. ）

(Note: Long Aotian, an SCP personnel, once spoke to the immortal monitor lizard 682 and famously said "Uncle 682? We are the real masters! "And famous. ）

It stands to reason that the detonation button in the hands of Defense Minister Wu Yuan is under the protection of SCP, the special case team, and the United States, plus the iron safe and hundreds of special police, even the three-headed and six-armed King Kong cannot take away the heavily protected button.

Of course, just logically.

……

In order to prevent a recurrence of the previous hijacking, the special case group decided to return to China by ship. The name of the boat they made is also very strange, and it is only one word different from the nuclear bomb "Flying Hunan People", called "Flying Henan People", and the folk legend can dive into the water, I don't know if it is true or not.

The lineup for this voyage is also extremely strong. On average, there are three warships escorting the ship every 100 miles within five kilometers of the sea area, and the "Henan People" is as hard as iron and almost impossible to penetrate.

Three hours after setting sail, the Henan had already left the Bering Sea and was less than two hours away from the island of Hawaii. The journey was smooth and smooth, and I didn't even see the big waves. Everyone in the special case team relaxed their vigilance, and Jiang Wenfeng couldn't wait to run to the deck, trying to have a romantic scene with Lin Zeshan like "Titanic", and then was decisively rejected by the straight man Lin Zeshan.

"If Phoneguy dares to come this time, then I'll eat!" Looking at the calm sea, Lin Rui let go of his ambitions.

Everyone said that "things must be opposed", and this is true.

It's too late, it's too soon. In less than two seconds, a dolphin jumped out of the sea, and on its back was a man who threw three grenades at the boat and flew away - yes, phoneguy!

I saw that Xiao Mo was full of guts - he had just been stuck to his body by phoneguy throwing a few sea urchins, and he picked up a grenade with his bare hands and threw it to the sea, but the wind suddenly blew, and the grenade was rolled up and fell at Jiang Wenfeng's feet. Wen Feng shouted, "Mom, sell a batch", kicked in front of him with the foot strength he had trained in fifteen years of kicking, and successfully kicked onto an oncoming ship.

At this time, the special case team found out that the "Henan People" had been surrounded by dozens of strange warships - that's right, Phoneguy was not alone this time, he also united with pirates!

"Big murder brother, are you steady?" On the largest pirate ship, the pirate leader asks the phoneguy next to him. "Don't worry, I still know the strength of a few of them, it is impossible to turn the sky upside down, and the eight hundred taels of gold promised to you after the deed is completed will definitely be given to you." Phoneguy said confidently.

"Okay, then my Czech captain will believe you once!" The Czech laughed, turned the wheel, and shouted: "Brothers, give it to me!" ”

I saw that the pirate ship immediately increased its horsepower and rushed towards the "Henan People". "Damn, you're crazy? That's the Henan number known as 'hard as a dick'! It was built by the shipbuilder Chen Wuliang himself! What do you compare yourself to? Phoneguy exclaimed in disbelief.

"Joke, Chen didn't forgive the ship and it wasn't the only one. My pirate ship is Chen Wu's proud work - hey real pig, how can that little Henan man stop my slamming? But since you say so, I'd better kill them slowly. The pirate captain Czechs laughed, and the Hey Real Pig stopped at high speed. At this time, the Henan people were already surrounded.

Now, the special case team and the detonation button are in danger.

Liu Nanjing drew a map of their location. Seeing the location map, everyone else was lost in thought, but it was clear that the current situation did not allow thinking. Lin Rui yelled, "Where is Wu Yuan? Send someone to protect him! ”

"He is on the third basement floor, protected by two personal bodyguards and more than a dozen US troops." Liu Nanjing said. I saw a flying knife flying towards them at this time, Jiang Wenfeng's eyes were quick, and he kicked the flying knife, and his movements were smooth, although the flying knife accidentally pierced Xiao Mo's foot and made him lose his combat effectiveness, but it was still harmless.

At this time, the deck behind the ship was also full of danger: dozens of pirates all boarded the ship and slashed at the soldiers on board. The soldiers' guns were not vegetarian either, but they were outnumbered, and after a fight, only two of the dozen soldiers survived, while there were more than five pirates, and new pirates kept jumping on board.

Two valiant soldiers and pirates fought a bloody battle. One of them was holding a Gatling and shooting wildly, while the other was wielding a broadsword. However, only a moment later, the soldier with Gatling in his hand shot all the bullets. He could no longer be reluctant to be shot in the heart by a knife thrown by a clever pirate, and he collapsed to the ground.

"Ahh Billy! You've got to hold on! Another soldier screamed, threw away his broadsword, and rushed to the fallen soldier. Yes...... Lynn, you must find your true love, I'll go first! Billy spurted out a mouthful of blood and lost his life.

"Ahh

It turned out that the special case team had arrived, otherwise it would have become a fantasy novel. They immediately killed the pirates. I saw Lynn stunned on the ground, looking at the dead man he loved so much at his feet. When the special case team saw that everything was understood, Liu Nanjing walked up to him and sighed: "People can't be resurrected after death, you have to mourn." Everyone nodded in unison.

"Nope! Billy and I are in love! He's dead, what's the point of me living! Lynn roared, rushed out to sea, and jumped down without hesitation. A huge splash jumped out on the calm sea, and the five members of the special case team were speechless for a long time.

After standing for a while, Jiang Wenfeng suddenly realized a very important problem, he patted his head and said, "Eh, Lin Rui, don't you want to eat?" ”

Lin Rui: (...... ）

Lin Zeshan also exclaimed: "Oh yes, where did phoneguy go?" ”

"Lao Tzu is here!" I saw a roar from above, a parachute slowly fell, everyone hurriedly picked up machine guns and fired a burst, and in less than half a minute, the person who was hanged by parachute was hit with thousands of holes. The parachute falls to the ground, and on top of it hangs a dummy with an MP3 strapped to his face.

The special case team that was tricked was very angry, and Jiang Wenfeng even did some illegal things to the dummy. Due to the bloody and violent scenes, I will not mention them here.

So, where exactly is the real phoneguy?

He was already on board.

Phoneguy carefully dodged through dozens of guards and managed to enter the third basement floor. There is only one room on the third basement floor, and fools know that Wu Yuan must be in the room. The guards on the third floor of the guard saw that Phoneguy was busy pulling the trigger, but before the gun could go off, he was killed by Phoneguy. Phoneguy took a deep breath and pushed open the door to the room.

In front of him was a small room with another door, while the other three guards sat on the ground drinking beer and fighting the landlord. One of them felt someone push the door in, and shouted, "Hey, old Wang, I know you don't have the patience to stand guard, so you might as well play a game with us." ”

Phoneguy smiled. He walked over and sat down and drew a hand. I saw a middle-aged uncle shouting: "Three with one!" "Threw out three nines and one eight.

"Cut, this counts as a ball!" Phoneguy shouted, "King Fried!!" With that, he threw out a three.

"Damn, you're sick in the head!" Everyone looked at the phoneguy with mentally retarded eyes, and then immediately noticed that something was wrong, and the middle-aged uncle looked like he had seen a ghost, and shouted: "You you are not the king, you are crazy......"

"You're the wind, I'm the sand? ! Phoneguy sneered and stabbed the knife into his mouth, which was still trying to speak. In less than three seconds, the three guards died one by one. However, the state did not posthumously crown the martyrs for them afterwards, probably because they were lazy to play cards.

Phoneguy gently pulled the knife out of the corpse, licked the blood from the tip of the knife, and looked at the door in front of him.

Behind that door, exactly what I wanted!

He walked up and pulled the door open.

Heaven teased him again. There was another door in front of him, and standing at the door were two personal bodyguards.

Director Ao! Ye Liangchen!

Now it's in trouble. Phoneguy took a deep breath. Director Ao couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, pulled out the knife in his hand and rushed up, and was kicked by phoneguy, but he didn't pause after he landed, and immediately stood up again and shouted "Mr. Crazy" and rushed up again. Phoneguy then realized that this man was immortal.

The other person, Ye Liangchen, was even more powerful, not only with extraordinary skills but also with amazing arm strength, grabbed the phoneguy and crushed it against the wall, the phoneguy had almost no power to parry, and then took out a secret weapon from his pocket - a bag of unidentified objects and threw them at Ye Liangchen's face. Ye Liangchen immediately let go of the phoneguy and retreated to the other end of the room. That's right, that bag of strips is the legendary ancient artifact, the thing that Ye Liangchen is most afraid of in his life - shit!

(Note: Ye Liangchen was once attacked by Zhao Ritian when he was fighting with Brother Brun, so he has a psychological shadow on the shit.) ）

Neither side took advantage of this round. Ye Liangchen didn't dare to step forward under the pressure of shit, but the sturdy man named Director Ao didn't have so many scruples, he picked up his arms and rushed towards Phoneguy, and then was knocked away again and got up again...... After many times, Phoneguy realized that he had been tricked: his physical strength was rapidly declining, while Director Ao still had unlimited energy. Looking at Ye Liangchen again, he picked up Barrett and prepared to shoot at Phoneguy.

phoneguy yelled that it was not good. He turned around and rushed in front of Ye Liangchen, but was immediately repelled by Ye Liangchen's bullet. Phoneguy felt in his pocket, there were three grenades inside, but detonating a grenade in such a small space would be a suicide. So it can only ...... Phoneguy made up his mind and pulled out a piece of shit from his other pocket and threw it over.

The bullet and the shit came into close contact in the air, and the shit exploded in mid-air, and a foul stench spread through the room. Ye Liangchen's face turned blue, and he hurriedly took out a mask from his pocket and put it on. However, taking advantage of this gap, Phoneguy had already appeared in front of Ye Liangchen, with a bayonet in his hand, and Ye Liangchen had nothing in his hand!

At this moment, a big fist smashed over from the other side, knocking the unsuspecting phoneguy straight into the air! That's right, it's Director Ao, it's the invulnerable and powerful Director Ao! You know, Director Ao is not a vegetarian, he eats! Director Ao greedily absorbed the smell of in the air, and rushed towards Phoneguy again.

Phoneguy's face was pale, and the stench in the air had gradually faded at this time, and Ye Liangchen also set up a gun again. Phoneguy was very self-aware, knowing that he would not be able to defeat the two top masters by himself no matter what, so he stepped back again and again and said: "Lao Tie, it's time to make a move!" ”

"Balala energy!" There was a loud shout, smoke rose from the center of the air, and a man appeared in the room out of thin air. He looked at Ye Liangchen and said proudly: "Ye Liangchen, we meet again." ”

"Are you...... Zhao Ritian! Ye Liangchen gritted his teeth and looked at the person in front of him. Yes, he is Zhao Ritian, who has retired to the rivers and lakes for many years, and forcibly let Ye Liangchen eat, one of the "real little three masters"!

At this point, the situation has become 2v2, and it is evenly matched.

Phoneguy realized that Director Ao was an ordinary person and could not be invulnerable no matter what, so he had his own guess in his heart. He feinted and slapped a palm, Director Ao pounced again, and phoneguy suddenly poked his finger and poked into Director Ao's laughing hole. Director Ao, who was hit by the laughing hole, was expressionless, but he couldn't move.

Meanwhile......

Far away on the other side of the mainland, in a rented house, the director of Ao Factory wore an unknown machine on his head, laughed on the spot, and accidentally dropped the machine on his head, and the machine "clucked" and stopped running. Director Ao cried happily: "Mr. Wu Yuan, I'm sorry for you!" With that, he rushed into a repair shop at a speed comparable to SCP-173.

"Boss, help me fix my 'Brainwave Duo Manipulator'! Come on! Director Ao said breathlessly. Yo, isn't this Ao Ao, what's so urgent? The boss asked. This is a state secret, not something you can know. Fix it quickly!! The boss didn't ask any more questions, and immediately called a dozen employees to start the repair, but it would take at least 30 minutes.

Director Ao wanted to cry without tears.

Ye Liangchen, who witnessed Director Ao being dealt with, was shocked, and played a trick "Ye's Shredded Chicken", tearing up Phoneguy's hood, and a face was revealed under the hood......

"Ahh It's you! Ye Liangchen exclaimed, and was punched in the back of the head by Zhao Ritian and fainted to the ground.

Now there is only one door left.

Phoneguy took another deep breath and kicked the door open, and inside the door was another room, and the room was empty, only an oversized screen that said - You've been tricked.

Phoneguy has the heart to eat.

The Chinese have an old saying that "the most dangerous place is the safest place".

Wu Yuan profoundly realized the rich connotation of this sentence today. He was sitting on the deck at the moment, with a detonating button box in his hand, but no one had killed him.

“That'sgood！” Blowing the cool sea breeze, Wu Yuan took a sip of juice and said leisurely.

At this time, a cannon suddenly rang out, and a huge ship appeared in front of Wu Yuan - that's right, it was the Czech captain's "Hey Real Pig"! When the Czech captain saw Wu Yuan, his face showed a fierce light, and he shouted: "That's the target Wu Yuan, quickly capture him, that's eight hundred taels of gold!" ”

Wu Yuan's face changed, but he did not panic, because Liu Nanjing had instructed him to say "that sentence" before he set sail, and claimed that "that sentence" could save his life. Wu Yuan took a deep breath and shouted, "Brother Tai, how much did phoneguy give you?" I can give double! ”

"Is that true?" The Czech's eyes lit up.

"Seriously!" Wu Yuan is colorful.

"Okay, then I'll believe my brother once!" The Czech captain said, "Brothers, withdraw!" In less than ten minutes, hundreds of pirate ships left the sea, and the "Henan People" was safe.

Now, phoneguy and Zhao Ritian are really alone.

Phoneguy's carefully orchestrated second operation failed again. The footsteps of the special task force are getting closer and closer, and there is no way to escape. He and Zhao Ritian glanced at each other and took a deep breath. Zhao Ritian blasted open the wall with a single shot, and the endless sea was outside the wall, and Phoneguy dropped the only three remaining grenades, and the two jumped into the sea together.

There was a huge explosion in front of the eyes of the task force. By the time the smoke had subsided, Phoneguy was gone.

The "sea battle" lasted two hours and ended with the victory of the Chinese coalition forces. However, the Chinese side also suffered heavy losses, dozens of SCP personnel died, hundreds of SWAT officers died, and Ye Liangchen lost a small memory in the huge explosion.

Nonsense, the memory that Ye Liangchen lost was the memory of the fight, and according to him, "I saw the phoneguy's face, but I ...... can't remember", then he is likely to be one of the few people in the world who has seen the true face of Phoneguy. It's a pity that after a variety of therapies such as hypnotherapy, bootstrap therapy, and psychological suggestion, he still can't remember the true face of Phoneguy.

Liu Nanjing also searched for the owner of that eye in his memory. He knew very well that he had seen the owner of the eyes, which he knew all the better, but with a little more hatred.

What's even more nonsense is that Director Ao repaired the machine for several hours, but when it was ready to be used, he was blown to the bottom of the sea, so he had to swim for countless hours before it was salvaged by a small American fishing boat

Phoneguy, who the hell are you?

After all kinds of turmoil along the way, the special task force finally arrived at a port in China. They will take a bullet train at the station of this port to Shantou, where the detonation button is stored.

There were a few hiccups during the boarding process. Lin Zeshan accidentally slipped his hand during the security check and left behind an ID card. He was about to reach out and pick it up, but his other hand reached out faster and picked up his ID card.

Lin Zeshan looked up in surprise and couldn't help but be stunned - in front of him was a girl in a police uniform, smiling like a flower. The girl reached out and handed him his ID: "Oh, yours." ”

"You...... You are ......," Lin Zeshan stammered.

"Lala, my name is Wu Zhibin, and I am a police officer of the 478 Squadron! Fortunately, Comrade Lin Zeshan of the Special Case Group! Wu Zhibin smiled and stretched out his hand. Lin Zeshan was stunned for a few seconds before he reacted, held her hand, and immediately let go after feeling a little temperature, his face turned red. Wu Zhibin couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw his appearance, and then walked into the carriage.

Lin Zeshan froze in place and did not move for a long time. After a while, he reacted and walked into the bullet train car.

The bullet train drove off and drove into the distance.

This journey is not destined to be so smooth.

Phoneguy, who failed twice in a row, couldn't bear it anymore and stepped on the train alone.

But he wasn't fighting alone.

Wu Yuan was locked in a large box with a detonation button next to it. No one knew where he was except for the special case team, and the box was full of everything except that the air was a little unsmooth.

Phoneguy transformed, disguised as Xiao Mo, who was injured and took a medical car to Shantou.

When phoneguy got on the train, everyone else was surprised and said, "Yo, little Mo? Are your injuries healed? Why don't you come and take the train? ”

Phoneguy just put on a smiling face, walked all the way to the place where Wu Yuan was stored, raised his gun at the only box marked "dangerous goods", and fired into his soul.

"Bang!" Everyone rushed in.

Phoneguy looked at the box he had smashed with one shot, and there was only some shredded cotton inside.

phoneguy has hit the trick again.

"Hello, meet again, phoneguy!" Liu Nanjing showed a mocking smile, "Do you think we won't recognize you if you make up as Xiao Mo?" I'll admit that your makeup skills are seamless, but since you didn't change my diaper immediately after you got in the car, I know that you must not be Xiao Mo! So, whether you are a human or a ghost, a demon or a demon, take off your hood yourself, or ......"

"How else?!" Phoneguy pointed his gun at a box - a heavy box containing Defense Minister Wu Yuan and a detonator, and the special task force on the other side all raised their guns at Phoneguy, but they did not dare to wipe the gun.

If Wu Yuan dies, the status of China's Ministry of Defense will plummet; But if the detonator is taken away, it will be a disaster for the people of the world.

How?

Let's not forget one person, one of the most important factors - Wu Yuan.

Wu Yuan is hungry, but this box is not airy, and no one will pay attention to you if you shout to cut your throat. Wu Yuan didn't know that there was a gun pointed at him outside, so he just slammed it with all his strength in the direction of phoneguy.

Phoneguy's gun fell.

The crowd rushed up and captured the unarmed phoneguy.

At this time, something unexpected happened to Lin Zeshan and all the members.

A woman suddenly rushed out of the guards guarding the gate and grabbed Liu Nanjing, who was unsuspecting and was in Kan Dashan - it was Wu Zhibin, Wu Zhibin, who was as beautiful as a flower in Lin Zeshan's eyes!

The crowd, who had just relented, raised their guns again.

Wu Zhibin said in a cold voice (although it was still pleasant in Lin Zeshan's ears) as if he had changed into a different person: "Your so-called No. 1 prodigy Liu Nanjing of the special case team is in my hands, take the detonator and phoneguy in exchange, otherwise ......" She tightly choked Liu Nanjing's neck.

Jiang Wenfeng shouted: "Cheap woman! ”

Lin Zeshan's slap immediately fell on Jiang Wenfeng's face.

Wen Feng was furious, but he understood that the most important thing now was not to educate Lin Zeshan to distinguish between friend and foe and suppress his inner impulse, but to rescue Liu Nanjing, who had been kidnapped N times. Dan Zeshan seemed to have completely lost his mind, just standing there and looking at Wu Zhibin blankly.

But fortunately, Liu Nanjing finally summed up a set of anti-hijacking Dafa after being arrested N times, and after 9981 days of high-intensity training, even Uncle Chen Yizhang himself couldn't catch the little monkey Liu Nanjing.

Liu Nanjing made a decisive move - his head was pushed back and hit Wu Zhibin's chest.

"Ah——!h Wu Zhibin let out a scream, let go of Liu Nanjing, and fell into the hands of the special case team like phoneguy.

The detonator is finally safe. It's completely safe.

Everyone stared at Phoneguy intently, Wen Feng slowly took off his hood, and a familiar face appeared under the hood-

The former traitor of the special case team, Chen Jiale!