Let's listen to a side story.

You've more or less heard about libraries...... A spooky story, right?

Haven't heard of it? Here's a ......

At the National Library in Beijing, due to the disappearance of the previous night watchman, a young man comes to take on the role.

"Take care!" The daytime caretaker patted the young man on the body and left the library.

The young man was puzzled.

At night, there was silence all around, and the young man was bored watching the surveillance. Suddenly, the surveillance in the B2 area was broken, followed by A3." How? The young man angrily patted the monitor and went to the B2 area to check.

Along the way, the young man kept hearing rustling sounds and felt that someone was watching him all the time, but when he turned around, he saw nothing.

When I finally arrived at the legendary B2 area, I only saw the mess on the bookcase, the young man flipped through it, and suddenly slapped his head and said: "It's broken, "Golden Vase Plum" is lost!" This is a collector's edition from the 18s, and there are countless thieves who come to steal it, and someone must have stolen it! What to do? ”

At this time, the young man suddenly thought: "I also seem to have a copy of "Golden Vase Plum" in my bookcase. The young man pulled out a book from the bookcase in the security room and put it in the bookcase.

Suddenly, the bookcase against the wall was removed, revealing a secret room. There was a book in the secret room, locked by a dozen locks, and placed in the center.

The young man looked at the book in amazement. ""Golden Vase Plum 2"?" The young man looked at the three words on it and was pleasantly surprised.

As soon as his hand touched the lock, it bounced him back. The young man suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a string of rusty keys in the box in the security room, so he hurriedly ran back to get it.

When the keys came, the young man used them to unlock the lock, and it worked. The young man picked up the book, but saw that the three words "Golden Vase Plum 2" were hidden on the book cover, and they were replaced by:

"The Book of King Solomon."

The young man held his numb hand, put the book on the ground, and yelled: "What kind of broken book is this, I thought it was really "Golden Vase Plum 2"!" ”

The book on the ground opened automatically, and the young man leaned over to see that there were only six words on it:

"King Solomon's thunder."

There was a flash of bright light, and the young man closed his eyes.

"The following news broadcast is broadcast, there was an explosion in the National Library in Beijing last night, and the northwest corner of the B2 area, A3 area) were all burned down."

"The night watchman mysteriously disappeared again, according to the library's official claim that there was also a precious book missing, the official refused to disclose the title of the book, the ashes of the security suit were found in a dark room, the monitor recorded that the report exploded immediately after entering the dark room, and the official said that the security guard had died."

"The following is the news: The president of the United States was addicted to the rotten chicken game and wanted to commit suicide, but was rescued by the bodyguard Director Ao, the following is the specific report......"

Phoneguy pressed the remote control, and 128 complained on the side, "Boss, what are you doing?" Trump is about to be seen to commit suicide! "Sure enough, I still read the news as usual and couldn't see the point. (Wen Feng?) ）

"Didn't you notice the so-called 'precious books'?" Phoneguy said lazily, "Looks like I'm going to tell a long, long story." ”

"And then?" Li Zhenquan on the side also asked.

"No, it's over." phoneguy looked at Li Zhenquan and 128 with a happy face, "Just kidding, you really believe it, let's start talking now." ”

(Here's phoneguy's story)

A few months ago, I went to distant Egypt - after all, killing is tiring to kill.

It was a magical place, and I contacted a group of tomb robbers to open the coffin of the pharaoh, and I could think of the best way to travel.

In a hotel on the east coast of Africa, I met a young man and we had a very speculative conversation. He told me that he was coming to Egypt to look for fragments of the legendary Golden Vase 2.

I'm interested in him (?) I asked, "Who are you?" He replied, "Who am I, and your name is great?" "My last name is *first name**."

("Why block it?") SCP-079-2 complained. Do you know who I am? Phoneguy said mysteriously, and the other three said they didn't know. If you don't know, just let me continue. ”）

Later, I gave up on Pharaoh and went with He Xu to find "Golden Vase Plum 2", and later I heard that the gang of tomb robbers was arrested and killed one by one, hahahaha.

According to historical data, during the last voyage of the Qing Dynasty before the closure of the country, "Golden Plum 2" was transmitted to Africa, and the locals were very interested in this "encyclopedia of sexual knowledge", so it was enshrined in the temple of King Solomon, and the "Book of King Solomon" and the restricted reading book "Philosophical ♂ Treasure Book" in the West are collectively called the three books. ”

The rest of the story is even more thrilling!

I searched for the temple with whom, but I didn't know the place well, so I had to spend the night camping by the Suez Canal.

The two of us roasted sweet potatoes during the camping, and from the international bigwigs to the special case team, there was no big problem, but it wasn't just a **, I found a bounty hunter to kill me - yes, my head is still very valuable to this day.

As I slept that night, I suddenly heard a commotion outside, and in a fit of rage, I grabbed my two revolvers and went out to see what was going on, only to run into dozens of bounty hunters—arguing about which tent to rob first.

It was too late, it was fast, and I flashed behind the trees on the side of the clearing, only to hear the "bang bang" for I don't know how many times, I turned my head to look, and only saw the tent full of bullet holes.

At this time, He Xu also woke up, and directly shot a retarded head, only to see that his brain was overflowing and blood flowed. I don't know how many shots were fired again, and someone flashed next to me.

The texture of this tree is average, imagine dozens of bullets coming in, and the fate of the tree must be the same as that of a tent.

It was time to fight back, and I rushed out of the tree, shooting out of my 12 bullets – just twelve more corpses! Haha, Dr. C Gun Saint? I'm the real Gun Saint!

SCP-079-2 sees a grimace on television,128 motioning for him to continue.

Where did I go? Oh yes, and then the bounty hunters set fire to the woods, and all at once the whole forest burned, a bunch of retards!

The knife I usually carry is not a joke, the last time I fought the bounty hunters, I rushed out of the woods and slashed a dozen or twenty people to death. He Xuren's marksmanship is also good, but the reloading of the rifle is too slow, and he killed the rest of the people.

We didn't wait until the next morning, we left, and tonight was really a toss-up.

We went to Israel to look for clues to the temple, and on the way we met Trump, who came out of the "diplomacy" (wave), this idiot defecated everywhere along the way, polluted the holy Israel, and I and He fired several shots in a row, trying to kill Trump and eliminate harm for the people. But there is an ignorant bodyguard named Director Ao who blocked all the bullets for Trump - this must be the reason why Trump has survived until now.

But now it's a big problem, the American GIs have spotted us, and several bullets are coming from the direction of Trump. We don't have the right high explosives on us, so we can only let the Yankees chase after us.

At this moment, the witty me fired a shot at the mailbox of Trump's car, and the car immediately blew up, and everyone went back to save Trump.

In Israel, an old man told me that the temple was long gone, and that all it needed to find was an ancient map. However, this ancient map has long been lost, and no one knows where it is.

We gave up. On the way, I stepped on a stone, and in a fit of rage, Lao Tzu dug out the stone, but I didn't expect to dig a box, which contained this ancient map!

"This ancient map...... It's a little new. "What people say about ancient maps. I thought so too, although the box looked like (sort of) antique goods, the paper was definitely freshly printed. We opened this very suspicious map, and I seemed to hear the laughter of the old Israelis.

(The two look at the map)

There are too many map slots in this map. First, this is the map of the day. Second, Trump is near us. Third, the old Israeli man is the cartographer! As for the fourth, the temple of King Solomon is on a small island that doesn't even have a large map.

Out of a go, we went to the bus station. As soon as he got into the car, the old Israeli man turned his head and said, "Young man, are you going to the dock?" We were very surprised, and he said, "Nonsense, otherwise what are you doing with this map, ten yuan per person is not negotiable." We paid the money, and it took only 30 seconds for the old Israelite to twist his head to us who were motion sick, and said, "Here, get off." ”

On the dock, we found a small boat with the words "To the temple of King Solomon" written on it, and as soon as we got on board, the old man of Israel said, "Young man, are you going to the temple of King Solomon, and a hundred dollars per person are not negotiable." I was surprised and asked how he could be faster than us. The old man said mysteriously, "There are some things that you better not know too much.

A minute later, the old Israeli man turned to look at us who were seasick and said, "Young man, it's here, get off the boat." "Then sent us to the shore.

The island is small, but there is a large hole in the center and a spiral staircase, which looks like it should be an ancient thing.

As we descended the stairs, there was a ruined hall in front of us, and I couldn't help but think about how glorious it was back then. We walked into the main hall and looked around for "Golden Vase 2".

Or was I witty, and it only took me half an hour to find these three books in the bookcase at the entrance - I was also drunk when I hid them like this, hehe.

Who was ecstatic to take over "Golden Vase Plum 2", and we were about to leave, when suddenly a voice sounded: "You were also fooled by that old man?" ”

The two of us were shocked and hurriedly looked, and it turned out to be the scientific expedition team of the Beijing Museum, and they were obviously eyeing the three "precious books" in our hands. They were all armed, and it seemed that they would not be able to go back without killing a few people.

The person who took the lead seemed very nervous, and after many negotiations, we gave them the "Book of Philosophy ♂" and the "Book of King Solomon", as for "The Golden Vase 2" was left to whom.

But there was a member of the expedition named Amundsen, who was obviously not interested, and opened the Book of King Solomon, and the result was just like what we saw on TV - "King Solomon's Thunder"! Most of the temple was blown up, Amundsen was killed, and the entrance was blocked. In the bright light, all the books in our hands fell to the ground.

Now is the most thrilling battle, the captain of the scientific expedition Kuwait took the lead and grabbed the "Golden Plum 2", Lao Tzu's light work is not covered, I immediately caught the "Book of King Solomon", as for who Xu Xu, took advantage of the chaos to snatch the "Philosophical ♂ Treasure Book", showing a three-legged trend.

How can anyone who is so eager to snatch books that he immediately exchanges them with Kuwait, and the Book of King Solomon falls into my hands?

I immediately opened the book and threw it at the expedition team, but unfortunately it was not allowed to be blown up, and Wilson picked it up.

Scott opened the "Philosophical ♂ Book" casually, and another bright light flashed, and everyone else fainted, leaving only me who was the most bullish. At this time, a familiar voice sounded: "**, do you remember me?" "I turned my head and saw that it was King Billy, who radiated the light of philosophy ♂.

I was amazed. He laughed and said, "In your world, I may be dead, but in the great philosophical ♂ world, my light can never be extinguished!" Disappear, you obscene phone! Be baptized in philosophy ♂! Another flash of light flashed, and I fainted again.

Later, someone woke me up, the exit had been opened, the expedition team left with three books, and honestly, it was a good trip, and my story was over.

The rest of them praised: "This story is so long, it helped the author to fill ten pages." ”

128 took the lead in asking, "Then what do you think of the people who went to rob the Beijing Library this time...... Who is it? ”

"That's right." Phoneguy said solemnly, "Based on the damage at the site, it is likely that the book that was lost this time is the Book of King Solomon." As for the other two books, it may be in other more hidden places, and of course it is also possible that they are contained by SCPs, especially the Philosophical ♂ Treasure Book, which is too dangerous. ”

079-2 thought for a moment and asked, "Do you know who the hell is coming from?" Maybe we can pull him in. ”

Phoneguy took a sip of tea and said, "I don't know. The man was elusive, not affiliated with any organization, and his motives for finding the three books were unknown, and I never heard from him again after I returned home. ”

Who are they, and who are they?

Perhaps, the truth is not far from us.

……

A bright light flashed, and the young man covered his eyes.

But, the young man came out unscathed.

King Solomon's fantasy appeared in the book, and he looked at the young man from beginning to end, and then said with great astonishment: "You...... A little thing...... Isn't it hurt at all? ”

The young man nodded.

King Solomon asked, "Who are you?" ”

The young man said, "It's strange, everybody can guess my name, yes, who am I, is there anything wrong with me?" ”

King Solomon said, "Very well. As long as you release me, I can make you immortal. What's the matter, are you tempted? ”

When he heard the words "immortality", he laughed wildly: "Immortality? Hahahahahaha......ha You're going to make me immortal? It's hilarious! Hundreds of years ago, someone cursed me to live forever! Hahahaha......"

King Solomon then said, "Then I can give you all you want, if only you set me free,...... but before he could finish speaking, he had already closed the book and walked out of the fire. In order not to be suspected, he threw his security suit into the fire and left the library in the darkness of night.

The next one, "The Treasure Book of Philosophy ♂".

I will take back what was mine, little by little......