Chapter 11: The King of the Dragon's Set
"Your Majesty, what is the difference between such behavior and the tyrants of the previous dynasties, I beg you to take back your order and leave the world a way to live."
On the Jinluan Palace, there was a minister who looked like he was at home, with an unstoppable posture of righteousness, and a fierce momentum, his tone was full of anger and did not give in, and he played violently.
"Minister, second."
Another minister came out and said.
"You are presumptuous."
The middle-aged emperor, who was sitting on the throne with a pale face, stood up suddenly, his face turned blue instantly, his blood vessels loomed, and he pointed at the two people who played the Tao with trembling eyes, and roared angrily: "Someone! Remove the black gauze hat from their heads, drag them out of His Highness, and kill them with rods. ”
"The Holy One is angry!"
All the ministers in the main hall, after the emperor's rage, knelt down at the same time and played in unison.
"The sky has no eyes! A faint king, a tyrant, and a good death! ”
"Demons are in charge, and their words are against their ears! Traitors are in charge, and the country will not be a country! ”
The two ministers who were dragged out shouted angrily.
Outside the hall, two eunuchs dressed as people held high long sticks and fell hard, slapping on the two lifelike leather dummies lying on the stool, making a crisp "pop" sound.
On the side, the two ministers who were dragged out of the hall were swallowing clouds and spitting mist, and their expressions were as if they were like gods, and with the sound of "pop", at the same time, the ghost cried wolf and shouted miserably: "Ah! ”
It's simply a seamless link between gods, just like computer dubbing, it's magical, and you know that it's a tested professional talent with superb acting skills, and you have to admire.
After a few sounds, they stopped shouting and chatted happily together, because by this time they were both theoretically dead.
"Luckily, after so many years, I finally got a character with lines." One of them said as he smoked a cigarette.
"That's right! It's not easy to do what we do, and that person has an easy time, unless it's new. Another person said with emotion.
It turns out that they are filming, the two know each other, and they are also the kind of brothers who can be called brothers, one is named Zheng Xiaofei and the other is Situ Jianyang, both of whom have been playing tricks in this Zhumiao Film and Television City for many years, so they have this kind of feeling, because the novelty has passed, and they have looked down on everything, everything is just for the life of three meals a day.
"Situ, you are now grabbing food from us, you can't be like this, you have to be kind!" Zheng Xiaofei joked.
And Situ Jianyang could only smile slightly and smiled without speaking, his heart was full of bitterness and suffering, he likes to perform, this is no way, he has to do it.
There is a good saying: A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, so an actor who doesn't want to be the protagonist can't become an actor.
That actor doesn't have a popular heart.
Situ Jianyang, graduated from the Acting Department of the Capital Film Academy, and when he was still in school, he played important roles in many popular film and television dramas, and won some dispensable small awards.
At the time of graduation, he was high-spirited and ambitious, vowing to break out of the world in the entertainment industry, and the first two years were okay, and he played the role of male third and male number four in some high-cost productions, and also played the male lead in some low-cost productions.
It's a pity, in these film and television dramas, all the celebrities are not popular, or all the people who participate in the drama are not popular, he is not popular, and the more exaggerated and tragic is still to come, everyone may not believe it, but facts speak louder than words, all the film and television works in which Situ Jianyang participated, either had low ratings and failed at the box office, or they were suddenly unspeakable in the hit hit, and for inexplicable reasons, they were taken off the shelves and banned, so they were called Jianghu people' Ten years later, his classmates, except for those who are not in the entertainment industry, are also third-rate stars, only he is the only one who works very hard, but the water flows to a low place, and he has become the king of the dragon set outside the eighteenth line.
Later, some professionals on the rivers and lakes accidentally discovered a strange and incomprehensible phenomenon in Situ Jianyang: as long as each character has more than ten lines in all TV series or movies he participates in, no matter how good the production is, the male and female protagonists No. 2 and No. 3 are positive and negative, no matter how big the names are and how popular they are, it is useless for the most real actor to come, everything is floating and useless, and without exception, they all hit the street; On the contrary, as long as the characters with less than ten lines are produced with a little care, it is not so bad that it is outrageous and insulting to the audience's IQ, and the actors and actresses should not have too high popularity, they will generally have good ratings and considerable box office income, so the king of the dragon set was born, which is recognized and deserved, no one is unconvinced, and no one does not give a thumbs up and say: admire.
The title of "King of the Dragon Set" is ironclad evidence, and there are really people who don't eat that set but don't believe in evil, Situ Jianyang, a classmate who acted and directed You, asked him to be the leading actor of a TV series, but he was banned, the TV series has been filmed, and the ban has not been lifted for five years, and his classmates are still busy with this matter, and they are about to die.
"The characters of the two of you are dead, and there is still leisure and elegance here to smoke a cigarette leisurely, hurry up and change your clothes and makeup, and another scene is about to start filming." A young man wearing a dark blue hat and waiting, sweating profusely and panting, ran over and said.
"Okay! Go right away. ”
Zheng Xiaofei immediately stood up, threw away the cigarette butt and stepped on it a few times with his foot, patted his buttocks and said to the visitor with a smile on his face.
Situ Jianyang stood up like Zheng Xiaofei, but he didn't speak with a blank face.
"Brothers! Rush up, the dog emperor is not far away, kill! ”
Situ Jianyang, who was wearing a black blindfold and a one-eyed dragon dressed as a rebel general, held a big knife in one hand, waved it vigorously, and shouted loudly.
It's just a pity, just after shouting "Kill!" An iron arrow flew to hit the target, and the blood on Situ Jianyang's chest came out, and he fell down and pretended to be a dead corpse, and this character received a lunch box again.
Although the acting career is miserable, the love is a bumper harvest, the family is happy, there is a beautiful and virtuous wife, and there is a smart and likable daughter, who is already three years old, and the family of three is happy.
His wife's name is Wu Dingfang.