"Look, sister, come out for a walk, climb the mountain, blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green water, red flowers and green leaves, pleasant air, maybe you will harvest a god-sent good fate, then it will be cool."

It is said that Wu Yuntian's eldest daughter's name is Wu Dingran, her face and figure are impeccable, but she is a little short-tempered and likes to dress up neutrally, and she has been an aunt for many years, it is said that his father Wu Yuntian has a black booklet, which is full of true and accurate records of the whole process of his daughter's blind date, and has been on a blind date one hundred and eight times, without exception, all of them have failed, and they have not succeeded in marrying their daughters, the reason is Wu Dingran's body, and the reason is quite speechless and very strange: unappetizing.

Therefore, the husband and wife are heartbroken, sad all day long, haggard, and gray hair? And Wu Dingran is doing it every day. Love. The daydream of love, fantasizing that one day a Brother Lin will fall from the sky.

"My sister has arrived, just this place, I caught a lot of fish here last time, and I caught a lot of big fish."

Wu Dingran held the fishing gear in both hands, turned his head and said to Wu Dingfang, who was following behind.

It turned out that taking advantage of today's good weather, the sisters came out fishing.

"It's really evil today, I'm not alive anymore, it's boring, I'm not fishing." Wu Dingran's temper came up again, threw away the fishing rod, had no image of a woman, and said angrily.

An hour passed, her bucket was empty, and she didn't even catch a small fish, but Wu Dingfang had a harvest, catching a fish in ten minutes on average, and all of them were the size of a palm.

Wu Dingran's temper was like summer rain, which came and went faster, and after a while, he smirked again, picked up the fishing rod again and caught the fish, and said to himself: "Sister is not fishing, fishing is lonely." When I go out, my mother has an explanation, less temper tantrums and more meals, cultivating sentiment is beauty, and sweet love comes to the bowl. ”

Wu Dingfang is clear about his cousin's various behaviors from childhood to adulthood, and he is not surprised, so he smiled and ignored her without speaking, and continued his fishing career, not to mention, fishing really made his mood feel a lot more comfortable, looking at the clear flowing stream, his heart also moved.

"Look, there's a strange old man on the other side, drinking and crying, that's a sad heart! It's not the one we just met on the road. After a pause, Wu Dingran was startled and shouted.

"You can't be quiet, reserved, a little woman, the fish are scared away by you." Wu Dingfang Shi Ran said, and then looked in the direction of Wu Dingran's finger, the crying man had really seen it.

On the way here, the two sisters met an old man with a scruffy beard, holding a case of beer with a packet of braised vegetables on it, his eyes were blank, and he looked haggard, walking aimlessly along the road, because of his strange behavior, so he remembered that it was the man on the other side.

"Nosy, catch your fish, is it to your liking? Is it your dish? It's not your brother Lin, who stipulates that men can't cry, and heroes are also sad, there is a song that is not sung: Men cry! Cry! Not a sin! ”

"Oh, I'm going, I'm going to beat him!"

Wu Dingran screamed again.

"What's going on!"

A rare good mood, coming out to relax, but being destroyed again and again, Wu Dingfang is really a little annoyed.

"No, sis!" Wu Dingran hurriedly explained: "I can't be blamed for this, the old man on the other side is playing hooligan, he is pulling out his broken things, peeing in front of us, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, I want to pick up a stone and kill him." ”

Wu Dingran, who was angry, really picked up a stone and threw it over, and then ........., Wu Dingfang was stunned, Wu Dingran was stunned, and the old man on the other side of the creek glanced at them drunkly, and then pounced straight and fell into the stream.

"I can't have hit him!" Wu asked weakly.

"How is that possible? I saw the stone fall into the water. Wu Dingfang replied calmly.

"What to do!"

"Chilled!"

"We're all pigs!" Wu Dingfang, who reacted, shouted loudly: "Save people!" ”

"That's right! How could I not expect it, I was dizzy. Wu Dingran reacted.

"Plop!"

"Plop!"

The two sisters jumped into the water one after another, and the water was good, the stream was not fast, and the deepest water was only waist-high, and hurriedly ran to the position where the old man fell into the water.

Situ Jianyang was very depressed, often thinking and reflecting, if there was a past life and an afterlife, if he was a big villain in his previous life, and he was retributed in this life.

A graduate of the acting department of the dignified Capital Film Academy, he also served as the class president during the school, and after graduation, he mixed and became the king of the dragon set outside the eighteenth line, and also won the "glorious" title of "film and television disaster star" by the people of the rivers and lakes.

finally got the support of his old classmates and played the leading role in a TV series, and the film was set after filming, but when it was about to be broadcast, he was told that the play was banned.

I was depressed in my heart and wanted to be quiet, so I went back to my hometown, I wanted to rest for a while, I was in a bad mood, I wanted to drink, so I bought a case of beer and a pack of braised vegetables, and came to the creek, wanting to drink a good drink, but the result was to borrow wine to eliminate my sorrow and sorrow, my heart was more sad, and I wanted to pee in a daze, but I seemed to be frightened by a girl's scream, and I accidentally fell into the water as soon as I was excited.

The two sisters struggled to drag the old man who had fallen into the water to shore, panting and sitting weakly to the side.

After a while, Wu Dingfang said: "Xiao Ran, go over and see if the man is alive or dead!" I didn't move anything, my sister was a little worried. ”

"Okay!" Wu Dingran stood up, came to Situ Jianyang's side, kicked lightly twice with his foot, and lay on the ground without responding, so he began to feel uneasy in his heart, thinking that if he would really die, it would be over, so he squatted down and carefully probed in front of his nose with two fingers, oops! There is still breathing, and the hanging heart finally fell, and said happily: "Sister, there is still gas, not dead, alive, do you want to give him artificial respiration." ”

"To do artificial respiration, you go!" Wu Dingfang was so angry that he smiled and said.

"How is that possible? This Miss Ben's first kiss. Wu Dingran kissed the back of his hand and said.

Wu Dingfang was happy.

"Hell!"

Wu Dingran screamed again, and Wu Dingfang was also taken aback.

Because the man lying on the ground, silently sat up suddenly, and burped, as if he was about to spit out a mouthful of water or something, and swallowed them back stiffly, frightening the defenseless sisters.

Situ Jianyang has always been sober, just lying in the water and wanting to be quiet, let the cold stream make himself sober a little, never expected that there were two fierce women, wading over and pulling themselves to the shore, there was no way but to pretend to be a dead corpse and pretend to be unconscious, after all, this is a professional, many years of tricks, and later I heard that artificial respiration was going to be needed, so I couldn't pretend to be able to do it, so I pretended to wake up, but what I didn't expect was to perform too hard and scare people.

"Stream. Hooligans, turn your head, sister, we're dew! Wu Dingran screamed again.

Situ Jianyang glanced at it quickly, both of them were in good shape, and consciously turned around, thinking: The one with short hair is too fierce, like a man's wife, whoever marries home is unlucky, the one next to him is silent, mature and stable with a face, the best choice to marry a wife.

"Test!" Situ Jianyang scolded: "What's the matter!" There will be such boring thoughts! Confused. ”

"Sister, let's go back to the other side, make a call on our mobile phone, and ask someone to send two sets of clean clothes." Liu Dingran said again.

"It's good!" Wu Dingfang glanced at Situ Jianyang, who turned his back, and said, "By the way, bring an extra set of men." ”

"Sister, you're .........!" Wu Dingran didn't understand at first, and then seemed to understand again, and said with a smile: "Okay." ”

After Situ Jianyang heard this, his body shook slightly, and he even had the heart to die, he really wanted to jump into the river again, embarrassing!