Chapter 13: Embarrassment! Old man

At this time, Situ Jianyang turned his back to the two ladies, he really wanted to cry without tears, and there seemed to be 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart trampling back and forth, and his heart was terrible.

The sun is only a short distance from the highest peak, it should be between four or five o'clock in the summer afternoon, although the weather is still hot, but for people who are soaked like chickens in the soup, the mountain breeze blows slightly, and it is really a bit of a cold feeling, it is not good to go on like this, you will catch a cold if you don't pay attention to it, Situ Jianyang really wants to ask the two ladies behind him: "Are you okay?" ”

It's a pity that I can't open my mouth, I can't muster up the courage to come, theoretically I am a top student in the acting department of the film school, I have received many years of formal training, and I am a senior actor, but I only participate in the roles of the dragon, and I have no chance to involve emotional dramas at all, so I have no experience and don't know how to open my mouth to comfort people.

"Hello!"

"Hello!"

The yawns behind him sounded one after another, and Situ Jianyang felt that he couldn't be silent any longer, as a big man, he had to be thick-skinned, and he had to be shameless in front of women, and most men with thin faces lacked love, so he mustered up his courage: "......!" ”

"Master, master, it's coming!"

"Master, master, it's coming!"

A mobile phone rang, Situ Jianyang's courage was vented again, unconsciously put his hand into his pocket, took out the mobile phone and opened the cover, the water dripped down drop by drop, and the mobile phone was flooded.

There was no way, Situ Jianyang could only smile bitterly, sighed helplessly and snapped, closed the lid of the mobile phone, put the mobile phone back in his pocket, and found a mobile phone store to repair it after he went back, maybe it could still be used if he was lucky.

At the same time, a strange female voice came from a distance: "Sister, where are you!" ”

"Here!"

"I see you!"

"Hurry up! It's cold! ”

"Got it!"

Look for voices and echoes in the mountains and interact with each other.

Not long after, a little girl appeared, looking a little similar to the two sisters, sweating profusely, panting and running over with a bag of clothes in a white plastic bag, glanced at Situ Jianyang with sharp eyes, and said, "That is the old man you saved, who is going to die." ”

Situ Jianyang's face immediately collapsed, damn this misunderstanding is getting deeper and deeper.

"Yes!"

"Mouthy!"

"It's not big, it's not small!"

"That's what it was!"

"Xiao Xin, you go over and give him the clothes."

After Situ Jianyang changed his clothes, he came to the woman very unnaturally, and the servant looked at him quietly with his face twisted, as if he was looking at a monkey, most of the time he stayed in his lower body, and after a while, he burst into laughter regardless of his image.

Situ Jianyang's brush turned red and it was hot, and he could fry an egg on his face, which was extremely embarrassing, knowing the reason why they were hilarious: when they changed their clothes just now, they found that there were only tops and pants and no underwear, so they had to pinch the soaked underwear a few times, and then put it on their bodies, and it was still cold underneath.

Super embarrassing! Huge embarrassment! It was extremely embarrassing, this stain could not be washed away for a lifetime, Situ Jianyang saw it very clearly, and they all laughed and burst into tears.

The hilarious laughter continued, Situ Jianyang had no choice but to do anything to resolve it, so he could only laugh awkwardly together, except for a bitter smile or a bitter smile.

The laughter stopped, maybe it was enough to laugh or maybe it was tired of laughing, and it was quiet.

After being quiet, he was even more ......, and three pairs of six eyes stared straight at him, looking like he wanted you to confess, be lenient, resist strictly, and give an explanation.

Situ Jianyang lowered his head very uncompetitively, looking like he had done something wrong when he was a child and was caught, in short, today he just felt that the word that appeared most in his mind was "embarrassment", which seemed to be on the bar.

"What's your name?"

The dull silence was finally broken.

Situ Jianyang's mind was clear for a while, and he blurted out and said, "Situ Jianyang." ”

When I looked up, it was the mature and steady, blessed girl who said, "The voice of heaven!" This is Situ Jianyang's true feeling.

"My name is Situ Overboard."

Situ Jianyang was stunned, it was the girl with short hair and dressed as a man's wife and said with a smile.

"Don't listen to her nonsense! My name is Wu Dingfang. The girl with a blessed face introduced herself.

"Nonsense, that name is Wu Dingran." Wu Dingfang pointed to the short-haired man's wife, and then said, "The person who took the clothes is called Wu Dingxin, our sister, from Longshan Village." ”

"I'm from Xingfeng Village."

"I see!" Situ Jianyang's words fell, and Wu Dingxin held Wu Dingfang's hand and shook it violently: "No wonder it looks familiar, I didn't think for a while, he is the legendary star Situ Jianyang in the next village." ”

"It's really fake! You won't be mistaken for someone, will you? Even his appearance is also a legendary star, mistakenly! ”

Wu Dingran said with disbelief on his face.

"You can't go wrong, sister!" Wu Dingxin swore and said: "Isn't there still a big photo of him hanging in their village? Although it has been windy and rainy for many years, it is still very clear, and if you don't believe it, you can just ask him if you can know. ”

"I remember, it's really him, but it doesn't seem to have played the leading role, and he always plays the kind of dead trick that only has one or two lines and gets a lunch box." Wu Dingran said in a slow tone.

At first, he was recognized by Wu Dingxin, Situ Jianyang was still a little excited, and he really felt a little star, but as soon as Wu Dingran opened his mouth, he threw himself into the eighteenth layer of hell, and what they said was right, he was a trickster, so he was embarrassed again, so he had to use Stephen Chow's words and said with a smile: "Actually, I am an actor." ”

"That's it! Don't ask any more, the sun has set, let's go back! Just leave a phone call! Wu Dingfang, who had been watching from the side, spoke.

"That's right! I didn't think of that! ”

Then an embarrassing scene appeared again, Wu Dingran and Wu Dingxin both took out their mobile phones and looked at Situ Jianyang with a look of you knowing.

Situ Jianyang had no choice but to take out the latest 'motorcycle to be pulled by a mule' brand mobile phone from his pocket and said, "It's in the water!" ”

"Stupid! It's okay for the mobile phone to get into the water, maybe it can still be used if you fix it, and the brain will be finished if you get into the water, what we want is a mobile phone number! Wu Dingran looked at Situ Jianyang with the eyes of a fool and said.

It was cold for a second, and then they all burst into laughter.