Chapter 15: The Magic Weapon Picked Up

On the night of Wei County's order to catch demons, the old man had a big feast before leaving, what relatives and friends from the neighborhood did not refuse, on weekdays, the old man Wei slammed the door tightly, and improved the food and went to the restaurant by himself, otherwise he couldn't meet Song Daxian, although it wasn't an iron rooster and it wasn't much worse, so when he caught such an opportunity, the people around him naturally couldn't let it go, and there was no such shop in this village, in short, a large group of people were eating and drinking, and even when the old man left, few people came out to send something or something, I can't wait to open my cheeks and stuff meat and wine into my mouth, even his brother-in-law didn't have a stubble, and he drank so much that he caught who cared who called him brother-in-law, and the two dogs were loyal and honest, carrying the wine jug and Bu Xiaoxin to send the old man for a long time, and when he was leaving, the county master Wei Zhang also instructed: "Don't forget to send the wine jug back tomorrow, it's all money." ”

Bu Xiaoxin said: "You are not the place to pick the door. ”

"Alas......" Old Man Wei sighed, looked back at his mansion full of friends, and said bitterly: "Even if I don't get killed by monsters, I will be distressed to death when I come back." ”

"Then why are you doing this?" Bu Xiao said in his heart that I know yin and yang and gossip, and I can peep into the sky and understand everything, because there is nothing I don't know, but even if it is not penetrating people's hearts, I really can't understand you.

"Nonsense, if I really can't come back, it's a good idea to invite them to a meal before leaving." Speaking of this, Wei Zhang suddenly smiled obscenely: "In case I don't die, I'll go door to door to eat and come back." ”

"You're really good, you, sooner or later, you'll be unlucky enough to slam the door." Bu Xiaoxin was convinced, and looked at Ergouzi, who had not been a stubble, with a strange expression, and the latter just lowered his head and drank sullenly and said nothing.

"It's not too early, so please go on your own way." Bu Xiaoxin felt that it was almost over, and arched his hand: "Don't worry, boss, this time the demon hunt is imperative, if there is really an accident, come back to me." ”

"Where is this living immortal, there is your little fox demon with your three strategies for catching demons." Old Man Wei said very well, and said in his heart that you are a real cheater, it's a big deal to come back to you, you have to let me go to catch monsters with this old bone, if I really have a good guy, I will definitely not be able to run away from you.

"What's that...... It's really not good, the second dog will go with me. Wei Zhang felt that the momentum he had held all day was like flowing water, and he was a little cowardly before the matter, "Why don't you let the second dog go with me to hunt demons." ”

"That's not going to work." Bu Xiaoxin's head shook like a rattle, "He has other things to do, so you have to go by yourself, okay, it's almost time, let's go quickly." ”

After speaking, he pulled the two dogs and walked back.

"Don't forget to send the flask back!" Old Man Wei looked at the backs of the two people who were drifting apart and shouted.

Aside from Wei County's order, these two people didn't say anything all the way, and the two dogs didn't mean to deal with each other at all, and it was one thing to be depressed when they met today, and on the other hand, Bu Xiaoxin was messing around in it, always saying that he knew everything, and he didn't say anything for himself, but fanned the flames and played right and wrong.

Bu Xiaoxin didn't speak, just walked, and the two of them came to the fork in the road, both of which can lead to Ergouzi's house, but the one on the left is far away and there is a mass grave tomb on the road, which is deserted and terrifying, so Ergouzi generally doesn't go, he usually only takes the right road.

Ergouzi didn't drink less today, not because he was cheap, but mainly because he was uncomfortable in his heart, and he almost got into a lawsuit for some reason, and it was awkward to change anyone, and then recalled all kinds of the past, and couldn't help but feel sad from his heart, and he was already drunk but still carried the wine jug and poured it directly into his mouth.

"Farewell." The second dog was polite, and when he turned around to go home, he was pulled by Bu Xiaoxin.

"Don't go one way, go the other way." Bu Xiaoxin pointed to the opposite side and said, "Believe in my child, you will definitely not be able to get better if you have many disasters today, if you want to be good, you will listen to me." ”

"I'm scared to the left." The second dog was already staggering and unsteady, but his mind was still very clear.

"You're more scared when you go to the right." Bu Xiaoxin didn't care about the other party's opinions, and led the second dog to another road, "Let's go, let's go." ”

"Living immortals, living immortals, can you help me, I'm already miserable." The second dog staggered two steps, sat on the ground with one butt, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he cried.

"Trust me, kid, it's not your worst time, listen to me." Bu Xiaoxin didn't help him, but lowered his head by the moonlight as if he was looking for something on the ground, "I'll go to the right in a while, I'll take your place, but you still have to come, so let's give you a few magic weapons, you can use them with your guarantee." After speaking, Lao Bu seemed to have found what he was looking for, bent down and picked up a brick, and put it into the hands of the second dog.

"The magic weapon you picked up?" Ergouzi looked confused, and said in his heart whether this person was sick or what, how could anything come to him as a magic weapon, and he was thinking about it, when he saw Bu Xiaoxin taking off his shoes and smiling strangely at himself.

"What are you going to do?!" Ergouzi stood up and pointed with his hand: "You stay away from me." ”

"This thing, listen to me, you carry it, it's really useful!" Bu Xiaoxin said and took off a sock, and stuffed it into the arms of the second dog without even wearing shoes.

"Vomit ......" The second dog vomited at that time.

Bu Xiaoxin, this person is a debauched corpse, wearing not ordinary broken, not only broken but also dirty, how can it be no different from calling Huazi, the body is rancid, the second dog was also forced to endure nausea before, when I saw this sock, as soon as I smelled this smell, I felt that my stomach was turning over and over, and I vomited wildly.

"Alright, almost." Bu Xiaoxin was a little embarrassed, "If you don't want this, I'll change it for you, I have something else." As he said that he was about to undress again, the second dog hurriedly stopped him.

"No, I want to, I can't do it yet." The two dogs were about to collapse, and hurriedly snatched the socks and tucked them on the back waist, don't do it, see what if he takes off his pants like this, what if he takes off his pants for himself, that thing can't stand it anymore, think about it, it's better than socks.

"Okay, these two things are enough, I'll go first if there's nothing else." The second dog hurriedly said goodbye, if he didn't go, he couldn't go, and Bu Xiaoxin's pants were half off.

"What's going on?" Ergouzi rinsed his mouth with wine, becoming more and more depressed, carrying a wine jug in his left hand, holding a brick in his right hand, and a dirty broken sock in his waist, not to mention how awkward it is, but he didn't dare to throw it, although he said that he had always been suspicious of Bu Xiao, but it was undeniable that this person's ability was imprisoned for more than half a month, but he could fully know what was happening in front of him, this must not be a mortal, so it was better to believe it or not, and it was awkward to endure it.

Although Ergouzi usually doesn't take this road much, he also has a vague impression, that is, he can't stand the high moon and dark wind coupled with the psychological effect, so he feels that something is wrong with looking at everything.

"Is there a tree here?" The two dogs looked around as they walked, and their hearts were full of rumors, and they saw a big tree not far in front of them.

Ergouzi was very puzzled, there should be no trees in this place in his memory, so he felt very strange, and when he looked closer, he realized that it was not a tree problem at all.

There's still a guy hanging on the tree!

The man's expression was hideous and distorted, his hair was scattered, and he didn't know where he was covered in blood, hanging upside down on the tree like a swing, swinging back and forth, and staring at two big bloodshot eyes, anyway, it looked very terrifying, this one seemed to have seen the second dog, suddenly raised his finger and pointed and said.

"Put me down!"